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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Alice In Wonderland

alice-in-wonderland-coverLike many of society’s latest and greatest, there were multiple things about myself that I did not come to discover until late into my twenties. For example, I had no clue I too was susceptible to becoming star struck until Charlie Day was walking by the office, preparing to film a scene for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. My best friend Elizabeth and I proceeded to stalk Danny DeVito’s trailer waiting for him (she’s obsessed). It was a no go, but we had a very interesting conversation with one of the security ladies and I got this cool ass picture!


Anyway, I also discovered my extreme love for musicals and all things singing fairly late in life. I’m one of those people who walks around the house sing-talking out loud to myself (I answer I won’t lie) and it is glorious! Now, to add to my list of discoveries is porn parody musicals. Bill Osco’s 1976 sexual rendition of Alice In Wonderland for Arrow Productions is an instant classic and a must see! I can’t guarantee that you’ll bust a nut, but like most of the movies I review, this one will certainly entertain and I really can’t foresee a situation where anyone walks away disappointed.

Scene 1 – Kristine De Bell


Kristine De Bell is almost too damn cute in that blue dress with her blue eyes and her hair flowing out like that! She’s already the perfect Alice and everything from the opening credits to the opening sequence makes me feel all happy and tingly inside. When we open, Alice, working as a librarian, is in a bad mood. Some dude named William, played by Ron Nelson, is all up in her space trying to push up, but Alice isn’t ready. He tells her she’s a girl trapped in a woman’s body and this gets Alice thinking. Here we get our first magical song, themed around Alice embracing her womanhood and growing up. There’s something about a singing woman that will always turn me on, just as there’s something about a person sized bunny popping up behind her that will turn me right the fuck off.


Naturally Alice can’t help but follow the giant bunz through a magical portal. To be fair, I would have done the same considering his declaration that she can decide to grow up all over again. The special effects were pretty cool even if outdated and the whimsical accompanying music kept everything in perspective.


Scene 2 – Kristine De Bell & Alan Novak


As we all know Alice falls behind the rabbit and ends up lost in his woods. This time around though she falls into a lake or something and meets a gang of in-tune furry friends who make her feel at ease with the idea of being comfortable in her skin. They sing song #2, a really cute tune about living life to the fullest without fear of judgement or failure. Everything is okay as long as you want it to be. This is a good place for a splif if you’re into that kind of thing, just saying. After the song and dance, a still-dripping-wet Alice realizes she’s at risk of getting sick and needs to dry off. Of course there are no towels laying around the woods but the furry friends have an even better idea. They lick her dry from head to toe with Alice getting hornier and hornier. She controls her urges, but lets them know how she’s feeling, and after their approval she lays back and enjoys the licking.


A now-dry Alice gets dressed in a newly gifted white skimp dress and top and heads on her way through the woods in search of the rabbit, but not before a stern warning from her cat friends to stay clear of the Queen. As you can see from the image above, our little Alice is no longer shy with her own body, and apparently a creepy guy voice looking in doesn’t bother her either. She came a long way in no time! At first I thought it to be her conscious but after he revealed he was in fact the rock she was sitting on, I was out. I will do and try a lot of things, my mind is never closed, but masturbating in front of a talking rock is not one of those things. I can draw my lines where I want dammit! Alice nonetheless continues to enjoy herself before getting dressed and being walked up on by that damn rabbit again.


Mr. Pop-Up Bunny is still rude as hell but this time he invites her to a tea party. They’re already late because he’s always the fuck late (I have issues with the rabbit if you couldn’t tell by now) so he rushes her through the woods until they reach that little pleasant arrangement up there. They’re there for all of 2 minutes before The Mad Hatter, played by Alan Novak, whips out his dick causing Alice to cover her eyes in childish embarrassment. Of course the ignorant ass rabbit peaces the hell out, leaving Alice alone with a pretty out-there dude and his dick. Keeping up with her curiosity, Alice touches the Hatter’s dick and watches in wonder as it bounces up and down in response. Before you can get your hands back in your pants, her mouth is all over that thing and I’m no longer convinced Alice is a virgin, at least when it comes to giving head. She has the Hatter’s cum all over her lips before long and he looks more than pleased with the experience. Since this is her first time, Alice thought she broke his penis after he came and went soft, but couldn’t have been happier upon learning that wasn’t the case. Don’t you love it when things work out!?


Scene 3 – Nancy Dare & Terri Hall


After Alice sucks the Hatter off, there’s a ground-shaking moment, but not the type ladies hope for. Alice asks what’s going on and Hatter responds “He’s done it again…Humpty.” That leads me to believe shit it about go down. The pair run through the woods to find Humpty and another gentleman near a wall. After a spectacular rhyming sequence, we learn that Humpty fell off a wall, hurt his balls, and can’t get it up anymore. His last hope is a pair of dancing nurses, Nancy Dare and Terri Hall, who strut their stuff like there’s no tomorrow. They dance and strip in front of Humpty and the gang, touching and rubbing all over each other.


Unfortunately Humpty still can’t seem to get his dick hard, but The Mad Hatter, never one to give in to a problem, suggests Alice try to help the broken egg. Humpty agrees to give it a shot and begins telling Alice how important and famous he once was throughout the forest. Between stroking and sucking his cock, Alice assures Humpty that just because he’s broken doesn’t mean he can’t still be great. Just as the words leave her mouth, he gets hard and she yells for everyone to come take a look. I got a kick out of how proud and happy everyone was as they danced in a circle singing “his ding-a-lings up” while holding hands. I wish people got that excited for me!


Scene 4 – Bree Anthony & Tony Richards


Lost in the woods again, Alice, The Mad Hatter, and Mr. Rabbit run into Tweedledee and Tweedledum, played by Bree Anthony and Tony Richards. This ain’t the story from your childhood though. Tweedledum and Tweedledee are love buddies who can’t get enough of making each other cum and cum and cum. They even sing a song about it! After introductions the team sits Alice in a chair for front row treatment and we finally have our first full blown sex scene!


This entire scene is really fun and whimsical from the music to the character’s interactions. The feel is light and playful, which fits perfectly with the overall theme of the movie and I like how the main objective of getting Alice in touch with her sexuality is never lost. The sex between Tweedledee and Tweedledum serves as a tutorial and by the end Alice certainly gets the point. She watches as the pair gently touch and caress before giving each other head in the 69 position. Bree rides Tony cowgirl until he cums and the energy and passion between the two is undeniable. I wish there were better shots incorporating the action and the actor’s faces, but that’s more of a complaint about classic films in general. Overall, for our first live boy/girl action, this scene gets the job done.


After the deed is done we get more singing and I couldn’t be happier! Alice is now in search of her own special someone to love/fuck and watching the development of her character is really fun. She’s fully invested at this point and what’s coming next promises to be good.

Scene 5 – EVERYBODY!


Our 5th scene opens with our favorite trio sitting in the woods when Alice hears a scream in the distance. All three run up to offer help and stumble upon Gila Havana riding a knight, Bruce Finklesteen. You’d think that Alice understands by now, after watching the tweedles get their freak on for her viewing pleasure, but she doesn’t and instead breaks out into song about a nice girl like Gila fucking a knight like Bruce. Since she doesn’t know either of them, I didn’t really understand this point except for Alice coming to terms with fucking in public where anyone can see you, but it was still entertaining, especially the song. The whole gang joins in and before you know it everyone is dancing around. All of a sudden, a knight on a horse rides up, pulls Gila off her Knight yelling “I knew you were cheating on me you bitch!” and takes the knight away to the palace.


Now, we get our first glimpse into palace life and it looks interesting to say the least. There appears to be a play or some type of performance piece going on. It isn’t until you see the king walking around and the common folk hanging out that you realize this is a just a normal day in the royal court. It’s time for another song, this time from the infamous cards and the choreography is amazing! I can’t believe the amount of time and effort that actually went into just this performance. I was completely glued to the screen and loved every minute of it. Alice and the rabbit find their way to the palace where she’s introduced to and carried off by the King. Of course they start talking about Alice’s virginity and her wish to save it until she’s married, but the King does bring out a valid point that most men learn by high school. There’s no guarantee that any of us will live long enough to get married. Hell, we might decide not to get married at all by the time common sense kicks in! Plus, sex isn’t a spot or blemish you carry around with you, so you aren’t ruining anything for your future spouse by engaging in a little coitus anyway. I like this King…dude is smooth in a Curtis Mayfield type of way and that’s always a good thing. Anyway, he helps Alice come to see that sex is all about trusting yourself, not other people, and right then in walks the Queen. Alice was in the middle of getting some royal head from the King when she notices her and quickly answers the Queen’s questions about who she is. Instead of cutting off her head, the Queen wants some head, but Alice won’t make it easy. She demands a fair trial and the Hatter has a book saying it is indeed true that she be given a fair trial. Personally I would have just given the Queen a good licking. She’s going to have to suck somebody off either way so why not get it out of the way now?


The court scene is as entertaining as they come! Alice is charged with not having love and ignorance is no excuse. She hasn’t been living life to the fullest, so they’re going to make her start. She’s found guilty and the next thing you know there’s fruit and genitals everywhere! Women are sexily slurping down juices while getting their backs banged out and one of the card ladies eats a huge turkey leg while riding the King’s dick. Tweedledee and Dum make another appearance, this time a little more creepy than before, and a French speaking woman asks “who do I have to fuck to get out of this movie?” which I found pretty hilarious. There’s plenty of p-in-v to go around in this scene, although it does go rather quickly.


Scene 6 – Nancy Dare, Terri Hall, Ron Nelson & Kristine De Bell


Nancy and Terri bathe and powder Alice, getting her ready for the big event – her first time with another person! They even go as far as fondling her pussy a little to get her relaxed and ready. There’s lots of light kissing and pretty music but when the Queen walks in on the trio, the tone completely refocuses. The music now sounds like something Queen Elizabeth brushes her teeth to, and the mean Queen is giving out directions left and right. She likes her nipples toyed with as she’s getting head and Alice diligently obliges until she sees an opening to escape. Helped by her loyal pals, Alice, Hatter, and the rabbit make a run for it with the naked queen and her royal court chasing after them through the woods. The cartoon animation used in this sequence made it even more enjoyable. The only way out is the way Alice arrived: in the lake, and since she can’t swim that could be a huge problem.


We’re back in the library now and William walks in just as Alice is coming to. Still in a daze, she tells William not to apologize for their argument earlier as she begins taking his clothes off. Way to go Alice! Out little virgin takes control of the scene like a seasoned vet and even tells William what she likes and how she likes it. This scene is deliberately slow and gentle, filled with lots of “you’re so beautiful,” and “I can’t believe this is happening,” but everything feels in place. Alice has been working up to this moment the entire movie so it makes sense for her to take her time through it, not to mention it is her first time with another person. When she says she wants to feel him inside of her William is so taken back he looks at her with a smile on his face asking if she’s the real Alice. Watching Kristine finally have sex was great, especially when she thanked the Hatter and rabbit out loud before cumming.


I was truly sad to see this one end. It was a blast to watch, even if it didn’t get my lady parts throbbing as I’d hoped. The acting was terrific and the story was creative and fun. Seriously, you have to watch Alice In Wonderland just to say you’ve seen it.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Marine

the-marine-coverThe Marine is the first movie HotMoviesforHer has gotten from director Steve Jones and Elite X Films, and it is a hell of a way to start a relationship. The story focuses on an ex-Marine, Chris, played by Chad White, who finds himself in the middle of a rather bizarre lust/potential love triangle with way more than your average complications. Jessica, played by Tasha Reign, is a freaky, fun, horny woman who you definitely want to share the bedroom with (more than once), but probably don’t take home to meet the family, while Sarah, Daisy Haze’s character, seems more reserved and laid back, someone you can settle down with. All of that is about to change though as Chris finds himself in the middle of some bullshit he couldn’t have possibly seen coming. This action packed porno has a lot of dialogue and story setup between sex, but the development of the story along with the production quality and overall good acting kept me invested in the story even between the sex.


Scene 1 – Chad White & Tasha Reign & Dana DeArmond


While working out at the gym, Chris gets a text from fuck buddy with even more benefits, Jessica, suggesting that if he came over she would make it worth the trip. Chris smirks, obviously knowing what she wants, and politely declines, which completely baffles me. Cut to Sarah’s apartment where she showering (wish they would have included a solo scene right here) and getting ready for her day. Suddenly she gets a phone call from some shady dude talking about “Don’t be late, this guy is a high paying customer,” and I’m instantly like “Is she a tute!?” Then he says, “Don’t be a bitch this time,” and I know not only is she a prostitute, but she isn’t particularly happy with her career at the moment.


Now it becomes evident why Chris blew Jessica of earlier. He takes Sarah out on a date that lasts all day and includes grabbing a bite to eat, traveling around the city hand in hand, and stopping for make out sessions. They seem to be having a great time in each other’s company, and even though it’s been a while before I’ve seen a titty or some ass, I’m really into the story and like watching the pair get to know each other. Chad and Daisy do a good job selling the plot to the audience. Most of the time smooth jazz is playing in the forefront so we only see them interacting instead of hearing their conversation, but the long deep stares in the eyes and the slow coming together for soft light kisses pull me in. Both Chris’ and Sarah’s phones are blowing up with neither paying much attention. I have a feeling Sarah’s has to do with the client she’s supposed to be meeting while Chris is getting nudes from Jessica, whose roommate, the gorgeous Dana DeArmond, just joined her in the bedroom.


Chris drops Sarah off back at her place, and while he’s getting text messages like the one above, Sarah is met by some strong armed dude waiting for her in her crib. He shoves her around a little, making her get dressed for her client before dragging her outside and throwing her into a black truck (that’s never good). Chris sees all this shit go down and I think he’s already made up his mind to go and save the day, but not before getting his dick wet. So he heads over to Jessica’s house for a quick dip in the cookie jar, and even he couldn’t imagine what was there waiting for him.


As soon as he walks in the door, the girls hurry to pull his clothes off and jump on his dick like two women possessed, and he loves every single minute of it! Dana fucks him first, bounding up and down on his dick cowgirl style while Jessica sits on his face and gets her pussy licked. I found Tasha Reign’s moaning to be forced and a little annoying, but it didn’t take me completely out of the mood. The balance between the three players in this threesome is on point and it made the sex even better! As Chris is fucking Dana missionary right before cumming all over her stomach, they have this eye contact thing going on that drove me crazy! Dana gives a naughty smirk as Chris teases her clit with the tip of his dick and it was like they forgot the cameras were even in the room. I love when chemistry gets captured on film like that and it proved to be that little push that I needed to send me over the edge.


Scene 2 – Daisy Haze & Nick Manning


Chris is so pleased with himself that he lights and smokes a cigar as he’s walking out of Jessica’s spot with a grin on his face. It doesn’t last long though as he’s approached by a gang of punks looking to scare him with a warning to leave her (Sarah) alone. Naturally he kicks their asses even disarming them of a gun in the process. After chasing the last of the assailants and taking a knife away from him, Chris learns that Sarah is a prostitute and gets told that some guy named John is going to kill him. Chris demands to know where Sarah was taken and the adventure begins (only after busting a nut though…priorities man, priorities).


Sarah now finds herself being guiding down a fancy hotel hallway towards who I’m guessing is her high paying client that she’s been warned to treat right. Turns out Carlos, played by Nick Manning, is her client for the evening and after wrapping up a rather aggressive secret text message handling some illegal business with a guy named Juan, he’s ready to get his rocks off and doesn’t appreciate the wait he’s had to endure. He tells Sarah to show him what she’s got and she slowly and seductively begins taking her clothes off. He tells her she looked better in her pictures, but that doesn’t stop him from taking his clothes off, shoving his dick in her mouth, and fucking her face in a blowjob scene even I enjoyed! Daisy seems really into the sex from the very beginning and Nick capitalizes on it by building from her comfortability with him and using it throughout the scene. There’s lots of intense eye contact, hard kissing, titty groping and slapping as Nick puts the old dick down on Daisy!


I love how Nick stayed in character and brought Carlos to life even more through the sex. He’s a very powerful and overwhelming man with an intimidating power he carries around with him, and it’s not only evident that he’s powerful but also on the wrong side of the law (where’s Officer Cade when you need her!?). During the sex he’s always in control and does what he can to dominate Sarah and make her his submissive, which she submits to happily after a few of those long strokes. Carlos fucks Sarah doggy style with a purpose, and as her moans grow louder and louder I’m pulled deeper and deeper into the action. I can tell Daisy isn’t faking and that enhances the fantasy in my opinion. Carlos continues changing pace and fucking Sarah silly until they both end up looking like this, real shit…


This is my favorite sex scene of the movie and I’m not afraid to declare that the truth even before getting through the third and final scene. They’re both dripping in sweat from going at it so hard and I’m pretty sure everyone on set needed at least a 15-minute break after all was said and done. Nick managed to fit his famous “dropping loads” phrase in there while teaching the young fellas out there exactly how it’s done. In the scheme of the movie though, this scene left me feeling a little guilty and confused. We already know Sarah doesn’t enjoy her job and didn’t want to be there in the first place, but when it comes down to it we see a woman willing to completely give in to this man’s every desire while submitting to him in the process and loving how it feels. I get it, this is a porno flick, no need to dive unnecessarily deep. But it’s hard to separate the sex from the plot, especially when they do such a good job of incorporating the two into each other.

Scene 3 – Chad White & Daisy Haze


While Sarah and Carlos are laid out like they just had the best sex of their lives, Chris is confronting Carlos’ kill squad in an attempt to rescue Sarah. Using one of the punks who tried to scare him into staying away from Sarah, he gains entry into the hotel room, kicks more serious ass, shooting a few people in the process, and finally finds his damsel in distress. They run through the hotel hallways to back stairwells until they reach Chris’ car where he questions her career choice. It turns out her mom is dying from cancer and she needs all the money she can get for treatments and therapy. All of a sudden a phone in the jacket Sarah’s wearing starts to ring and it’s Carlos’. Chris tells Carlos to pay Sarah 100k, to which Carlos laughs (I did too…I mean the sex was great but 100k?) and hangs up the phone before instructing the strong arm of his kill squad to find Chris and Sarah and do some not-so-nice things to them.


Chris takes Sarah to the apartment of the president of the geek squad where they discover, by hacking into Carlos’ security locked phone, that he’s a drug lord with 653 million bucks sitting in an account. Before they can decide what to do with the information, Chris and Sarah are tracked and hunted down by the kill squad and a pretty cool gun fight ensues. The special effects are better than anything I’ve seen in a porno before and I really got wrapped up in the action. Especially when everything comes to a head as Chris and strong arm kill squad leader duke it out on the roof top, no guns, just good ole fist to fist combat! Of course Chris wins and escapes with the girl unharmed.


We’re now waking up in what I’m guessing is Chris’ house with Sarah placing light kisses on his chest to wake him up. She gives him a blowjob to start things off (breakfast done right) and his dick gets as hard as a rock. They get it in cowgirl first, and I realize I really like watching Daisy get fucked. She’s enthusiastic and brings a lot of energy but still manages to stay a little submissive, fitting with her character, throughout the ordeal. As much as I enjoyed and appreciated that, the sex felt a little boring this time around. Maybe it’s because it follows the wild and crazy sex that she just had with Nick, or maybe it’s because it was a little softer this time around, but whatever the case I thought it could have been better. That being said, it isn’t terrible by any stretch of the imagination. There’s hair pulling during doggy style, which is always a turn on, and you can tell Chad is digging deep from Daisy’s facial expressions during missionary. Her eyes roll back in her head as he cums on her belly, and even if it is a little forced and fake, it still adds a little more intensity to the scene.


Suddenly Sarah’s phone rings and you hear her say “I didn’t order Chinese food.” Chris picks up on what’s happening right away and hurries Sarah to get dressed because Carlos and his goons have found their hideout. They run down a few steps as the screen fades to black and I’m hoping they’ve already started production on part 2! I’m usually not big on sequels but this story was so good I want to know more. Plus the production quality is way above average for a porno flick and the acting was right up there with it. Action packed sex movies are apparently my thing…who knew! Check out The Marine here on the site and let me know what you think of it in the comments section below. Until next time…

The Authentic Lesbian is a usually jolly woman with a love for reading old newspapers and taking long walks around any body of water. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the gal gang @hotmoviesforher to keep up with the latest movies and news around the biz.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

lefty-coverLefty, a cool title from Sweetheart Video directed by and starring the always brilliant Dana Vespoli, is about Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, an undefeated boxer on top of the world after a really rough childhood. The story goes that Lefty was discovered by a cop named Sullivan while beating an assailant trying to attack her after her mother abandoned her on the streets of L.A. at 14 years old. I know, heavy shit for a porno, right? Turns out Sully found a natural fighter when he stumbled on the scene to help a helpless teen and the pair became thicker than family as he retired from the force and took on the role of her full time trainer/manager. Now, Lefty is undefeated, has enough money to buy Floyd Mayweather AND the Money Team, and is dating pornographic actress Alexis Texas, whom she fucks regularly in her huge ass mansion. That’s a dream come true for anyone! I really appreciate the way the movie opens. It got me hype like I was getting ready to watch an actual boxing match. Plus Dana isn’t wearing any makeup in this flick and nothing turns me on more than a naturally beautiful woman. I know it’s been said before but anyone can look good in some tight jeans and heels with a little makeup applied, but if you can rock oversized sweats, or in this case boxing gloves and shorts wearing a sports bra and no face paint, you’re fucking gorgeous, no question about it. Dana is fucking gorgeous!


Scene 1 – Dana Vespoli & Alexis Texas


Right away we start off with sex, which I love (we’ll pay for it later though…). No talking now that we have the back story, and we can assume Lefty, played by Dana, won the fight she was preparing for in the opening because she’s laying back on the bed chilling without a care in the world. Boo thing Alexis walks in wearing a tight red dress made for taking off and strips right in front of her champion. Before you read any further I would like to ask for you to take a moment of silence to just appreciate all that ass Alexis Texas throws Dana’s way. Just look at that picture up there! That girl should be thanked for carrying that around with her all day. Good Lawd I love it! You can easily see why the first thing Lefty did was grab a handful of that beautiful butt and hold on for dear life. I could stare at it for hours…hell, I did stare at it for hours.


They kiss and fondle and all that good stuff before Lefty goes down on Alexis and licks her pussy until she cums. Only 11 minutes in and we already have an orgasm. Gotta love that! The initial moaning from Alexis feels forced in my opinion, but it’s easy to hear when Lefty starts hitting all the right spots. Alexis returns the favor by going down on her champion which causes Lefty to tense up and grab for pillow and sheets and all of the above. Even better Alexis smothers her face completely in Lefty’s pussy with her ass high up in the air twerking. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be the one getting head or the one standing behind that booty with the way Alexis was working it. After watching Lefty’s body quiver with orgasm spasms I quickly decided I like to be the one getting head propped up a little so I could see her ass too. She definitely has one you can see from behind. Then this shit happened and I don’t know if I was more horny or jealous…


They’re trying to kill me and it’s just the first scene! Imagine being under that. It’s probably like a waterfall from heaven. I can’t lie, I got a little upset with Dana for not switching lives with me at this point. Look at that view. Look at Alexis’ pussy lips. You know that shit is just dripping! You can tell by how wide open Lefty’s mouth is, making sure she catches everything. To be just a fly in the room that day would have been torture. I want in! Anyway, they go back and forth one more time making each other cream. They finger fuck and touch and grind and all that good stuff but nothing tops mount Texas sitting on Lefty’s face…nothing!

Scene 2 – Julia Ann & Bree Daniels


You see that woman up there? That’s a woman who is about to have her world collapse around her in a matter of minutes. As you can see, Lefty is scheduled for a fight but there’s no Sully around. Then the phone rings and it ain’t good news. Sully died and took all Lefty’s optimism and will to fight with him. She goes into complete shutdown mode and disappears from the world of boxing and longtime girlfriend Alexis Texas. It’s to the point where her own friends don’t even know where she is. I get it though. The only adult/father figure she’s ever known, the guy who helped mold her into the larger than life success story that she is, is gone just like that. Sad shit man, really sad shit. Are you horny? Yeah, me either…


Flash forward however many years and here’s Erin, played by Bree Daniels, a cute young journalist trying to make a name for herself at a magazine company, in bed with her ex-professor/current partner Julia Ann. Earlier that day she pitched an idea to her boss that she’s really excited about. Turns out another female boxer, Hernandez, has been knocking bitches out left and right for a while and wants to retire. Only problem is she wants to retire on top and the only way you can do that is to beat the best. She calls out Linda “Lefty” Lumaban in a press conference in a sort of publicity stunt/challenge (thanks for all you did for the sport, Ali!) but nobody knows where the champ is. Erin wants to find Lefty and convince her to fight while also doing an interview, but in order to do that she has to first find and interview those from Lefty’s past, including the still performing Alexis Texas. Julia is cool with that, but wants to leave a lasting impression on her young girlfriend to help discourage any temptation that might come with the territory of interviewing a sexy ass porn star.


As you can tell from the look on Erin’s face, Julia is doing a damn good job. After a minute or two of sensual kissing, neck nibbling, and light petting, all of which lasted too long for my taste, Julia lays her young tender down on her back and does things with her tongue that incite eye rolls, funny faces, and the calling out of a particular deity. When it’s time to return the favor Erin does exactly what I would do if left alone in a room with a naked Julia Ann…go straight for those titties! For all the time spent kissing and touching one would think the boobs would get more than just the usual grope and nipple lick, but sadly that’s all we get. I think 30 seconds of motor boating would have been fantastic but I’m very bias. Anyway, Julia’s body is amazing and Erin does everything she can, hitting all the right spots, to make it squirm and shake with orgasmic pleasure.


As slow as parts of this scene seemed at times, I absolutely loved watching Julia take control and send her young thang’s body through the works. This time she fingers Erin to an earth shattering orgasm that I swear I felt in my lady parts! And to top things off she asks “Who’s pussy is it?” while Erin can hardly control her spasms let alone speak. You know how you can tell when a woman is trying to force an orgasm? Maybe she’s tightening her and pushing her abdominal muscles or something like that? Well, this is not one of those times. Julia makes young tender cum over and over again and it was so hot I didn’t even mind the extra kissing and rubbing at the end. This is the type of sex that puts you straight to sleep after you bust a nut and I definitely was worn out afterwards.


Scene 3 – Alexis Texas & Dani Daniels & AJ Applegate


Erin is able to catch up with the still performing and still gorgeous Alexis Texas and learns a few things about the elusive Lefty, but with Texas sitting there fully naked save for a skimpy robe, I have no clue how she was able to stay focused. Maybe all that good Julia Ann lovin’ really did work. Texas tells Erin how much of a sweetheart Lefty was and how when they met at an after party in Vegas it was love at first sight. She explains that while Lefty could be very romantic and thoughtful, she was never really one to let others in, she was always a guarded person, but after Sully’s death she completely shut down and shut everyone who cared about her out of her life. My ears perked up when Erin asked what role Texas played in Lefty’s life to which she replied…


Look at that beautiful shit! You got Lefty sitting there with a black eye looking all badass sexy with Alexis Texas on her arm and 2 strippers/playthings, Dani Daniels and AJ Applegate, ready and willing to do whatever is asked of them. Talk about the good life! What ensues is an above average threesome that looked like tons off fun for everyone involved. My only complaint is that they could have found better fake money to use in the beginning of the scene.


Texas gets most of the initial attention with Daniels giving her head while Applegate sucks her tits, but just like with most threesomes, one participant kind of gets ganged up on and in this one, that lucky person is Daniels. After sucking Texas off, Daniels finds herself in an interesting sandwich. She’s now attempting to give Applegate head while pro clit sucker Texas is making it very difficult for her to do so. If her moans are any indication, Texas was back there putting in work! Applegate and Texas team up again on Daniels, this time with Texas sitting on her face and Applegate eating her pussy. Texas’ ass on your face is enough to push anybody over the edge, but from the sound of things Applegate knows her way around a coochie too.


This threesome is definitely balanced with no one truly being left out, but after a while I found myself feeling a little bad for Applegate. It seemed like she wasn’t getting as much love as everybody else, but that feeling quickly went away after watching her get more attention. Alexis Texas licks her pussy while Daniels licks her asshole a few times and from the look of things, it was well worth the wait. Whenever you end with a smile on your face you can definitely call that experience a success.


Scene 4 – Dana Vespoli & Bree Daniels


Remember how I told you we’d pay for the quick action in scene 1? Well, the time to pay up is now. There’s A LOT of dialogue before we see any tits and ass, but in the movie’s defense it’s all important to the plot in developing the viewer’s understanding of Lefty and everything she’s been through, from the highs to the lows. I wasn’t very horny during any part of it, but I found myself completely wrapped up in the plot to the point where I almost forgot I was watching a porno, and I really enjoyed myself. Shit gets really real again though too, so be prepared for some sadness.

Initially Erin has a hard time tracking the whereabouts of one Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, but when she gets a call from one of Lefty’s old sparing partners her luck changes. Alec, the old sparring partner, tells Erin that he knows where Lefty lives and is more than willing to share the info with her as long as she promises to convince Lefty to fight Hernandez in an effort to prove to herself that she can win without Sully. Of course, Erin makes the impossible promise and shows up at Lefty’s house unannounced with phone/tape recorder app in hand. Naturally Left isn’t happy when she walks up to find a stranger sitting in her yard and after finding out what she is there for she looks ready to throw a quick left jab Erin’s way. Lefty doesn’t seem willing to get back in the ring, despite maintaining her conditioning as evidenced by the boxing shoes sitting in front of her door, and Erin doesn’t push the issue too much. Instead, she agrees to leave her alone, but only after reading a quote from Sully in an interview he did years ago. She reads an excerpt that basically says the talent was always in Lefty, Sully just needed to polish and focus it, and you can tell it’s getting to Lefty. She’s starting to listen. From here we get to see Lefty visit the old gym, meet with some trainers and old friends, including Alec, and decide to fight Hernandez after all.


Lefty eventually agrees to sit down for an interview with Erin and eventually they fuck, but stay with me for now. This interview actually turns out to be somewhat groundbreaking as Lefty lets Erin in and gets more personal than she would have in the past. She reveals that (get ready for the sadness people, there’s gonna be tears in the cum after this one) when Sully found her she wasn’t fending off a strange attacker but actually her pimp who knocked her up. Right! Not horny at all right now! She beat the crap out of him and stayed out of the streets with Sully’s help, and gave her daughter up for adoption because of her age and not being able to provide for her. Now you see why she was so close to Sully and why she never let anybody in. Right here, Dana Vespoli’s acting really shines. It’s no secret she can act as she’s been in in countless plot features before, but this one really got to me, probably because it’s such a sad story and really brings a lot of issues to the forefront. After seeing how vulnerable Lefty is, Erin reveals that growing up she watched her pop beat up on her mom (I’m totally out of the mood at this point and don’t think it’s possible to get back in) and looked to Lefty as a role model for courage and inspiration after everything she did for women in combat sports. This interview was a lot for everybody involved, including me, because now we get a much needed bathroom break for Erin who takes the opportunity to splash water on her face. Same thing I did to wipe away the tears.


Finally, we get some sex! Out of nowhere, they start making out in the bathroom doorway and the kissing has intent behind it which is always cool to watch. They make out for a while, just like in the 2nd scene, but this time it felt necessary, like this was the pair getting to know each other or something. Erin takes control when clothes come off, laying Lefty on her back and kissing her way down her body until to reaches Lefty’s pussy. She licks her pussy like she’s fucking her idol, which is a big nod to Bree. She stays in character even with the sex, and in a feature where the acting is crucial to the movie you have to appreciate that. Plus, she makes Dana grab bed sheets and nut all over the place! Lefty definitely returns the favor when Erin sits on her face. I’m pretty sure she came at least 2 times while up there, and watching her lose control of her body again was priceless. I kept my eyes on her torso almost the entire time in sheer amazement that 1. her body could handle all that convulsing without skitzing the fuck out for real, and 2. at how much of a workout she was getting. I know sex is a great way to exercise but this is better than the ab belt thingy they’re always selling on daytime TV!


After that pure pleasure overload, Erin kisses Lefty as if to say “thank you” which would be the right thing to do at this point. They get into a really sexy position where they’re face to face on their knees and begin to fondle each other. I can’t even explain the excitement this brought into my life! Erin sucks Lefty’s nipples while fingering and fondling her clit which naturally sends Lefty completely over the deep end and the result is a bunch of sexy yet funny faces that you can tell are just straight up bodily reactions and the whole thing is intoxicating. They flip one more time and Erin gets yet another workout as Lefty licks and sucks her pussy, swallowing all the cum in the process.


The couple kisses until the scene fades and then we get to watch brief clips of Lefty at the gym training and getting pumped and taped up in the locker room before the big fight. She takes a moment and, I’m guessing, says a few words to Sully looking on from the afterlife, and gets ready to hit the ring when in walks new boo, and successful journalist, Erin with a surprise for the champ. She found her daughter and brought her to the match. Not sure I’d want my daughter to watch me get hit in my face the first time we meet, but Lefty’s the best in the business for a reason and she kicks Hernandez’s ass. We never do know if Hernandez put off retirement or not.


I thoroughly enjoyed Lefty. The sex was exactly what you would expect from Sweetheart and Dana Vespoli, and the plot was beautifully written, but what really did it for me was the acting. Everyone sold their character and brought the emotion of the story to life. As a viewer you can’t ask for much more than that.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Cops Gone Wild CoverFan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI launching an internal affairs investigation into her methods, and the handy cam camera work that makes you feel like you’re watching a real episode of COPS. I know I’m completely biased being the huge Officer Cade fan girl that I am (how could you not be after watching Fuck The Police!?), but seriously, the awesomeness was not spared on this one.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Bella Rossi


Immediately Officer Cade starts spitting the using rhetoric about how TV glorifies the job when really it isn’t that glamorous, how a majority of it is paperwork (I come from a family of police officers and I can assure you this complaint is real), and how she’s nothing but dedicated to keeping the public safe from crime. I’m already eating this bullshit like a bowl of fruity pebbles on a Saturday morning, but my favorite is when she claims to wear a wedding ring to keep men and distractions away. Now I’m no stranger to Officer Cade so I already know the last thing she’s trying to do is avoid distractions, but I’m more than willing to play along. As she’s laying out the list of offenses she usually encounters, “crime happens,” and Cade and an extremely out of shape camera person (queue the heavy breathing) are chasing Bella Rossi’s fine ass. Now, she was obviously doing something wrong because she ran and then briefly tries to bribe the officer of the law into letting her go, but without a doubt Cade breaks all types of laws in dealing with the criminal. She points out a no trespassing sign and decides that’s what she’s going to book Bella on, but not before telling her to strip so she can be searched for “other crimes.”


Of course, assuming the position comes after the clothes are fully off and she even made Bella cough. I love every second so far! As you can tell from the picture above Cade has more in store for this minor criminal. She starts fondling and fingering Bella and at this point you hardly hear any complaints about the search. Officer Cade makes Bella stand up against some rusted gate and begins pulling her hair while continuing to finger her pussy. The corruption mixed with Bella’s moaning is almost too much to handle, but then Cade walks out of camera range, obviously with something more in store as she says “don’t move or I’ll have to arrest you for uh…moving violation,” and poor helpless Bella is standing there all naked and vulnerable telling herself “do what you gotta do to stay out of prison.” I can’t lie, there was a moment of sadness but when Cade steps back in the picture, still fully uniformed, but with a blue strap sticking out of her pants, all that sentiment went up in smoke because shit is about to get real!


Bella apologizes for failing to stay on the trail while Officer Cade pulls her ponytail and pounds away at her pussy doggy style. I love how aggressive Cade is with Bella throughout this interaction. Rights are being violated all across the board so no sense in being sweet and gentle about shit. My favorite part of the scene is when Cade slaps her captive’s pussy and wraps a belt around her neck for extra effect. It’s obvious Bella loves every minute of Cade’s display of power as she practically begs for more, and something about the abuse of authority is a huge turn on…judge me, I’m okay with it. Cade makes Bella get down on all fours in the dirt, which was dirty and hot, and then Bella makes the fatal mistake…she kisses Cade, immediately bringing the unruly officer back to her senses and the entire ordeal to a screeching halt, and in true Officer Cade fashion, she STILL takes the girl down to booking to be jailed for who knows how long. Don’t worry though, Cade was “nice” (her words) and let Bella put her clothes back on.


Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Daisy Ducati

2Daisy Ducati is sexy as fuck and she brings a ton of energy to every scene I’ve ever watched featuring her, so I couldn’t wait for this one to unfold. Officer Cade is out and about creepily checking bushes on her beat when she decides to do a house call on a paroled druggie. When Daisy opens the door you can tell she’s ready for some bullshit, and that’s exactly what she gets. First, Cade tells her the place is junky (it totally is), second, she literally checks everywhere for drugs and ends up taking an unopened bottle of wine as a gift in the process, and third, she refuses to accept that my boo Daisy isn’t hiding any drugs despite turning everything inside out looking for some, so she sets her eyes on a big ass container of Morton salt. That’s right, Officer Cade is either convinced the salt is actually cocaine or she’ll create any excuse to violate a (newly) law abiding citizen.

3Before we get to all that rough sexiness you see up there, what unfolds is one of the least sexy fantasy cavity searches ever created. Our diligent officer is so thorough I thought I was permanently down for the count as she searched Daisy’s ass, mouth, and underarms…what the fuck can you hide in your underarms? Whatever the answer is, Cade wasn’t happy when she didn’t find it so of course the internal search is next, and this is where things really start to get fun. OC wastes no time getting her fingers all up in Daisy’s twat after cuffing her and again, the aggressiveness was just as nice as the fact that Daisy took that shit like a pro. Even as Cade is threatening her with memories of prison and cracking lesbian prison jokes while going HAM on her pussy, Daisy remains relatively cool, in character, and sexy as hell! The ass slapping was especially intense and the accompanying screams sent me flying over the edge with no brakes. Cade goes on a real power trip when she makes the still cuffed druggie get on her knees and lick her boots, but the non-sexual highlight is when OC spreads out a line of salt, snorts the shit and then is all like “Yeah, that’s Morton’s.” I yelled “no shit Sherlock” at the screen like I was watching a real episode of COPS. The whole experience was great!

4I still have no idea how this shit down here happens all the time, but Daisy ends up cuddled up next to Cade as the law enforcing menace decides to let her keep her freedom, but only on the condition that she clean her place up before the next house visit.


Scene 3 – Kara Price & Bella Rossi


Bella is booked from Cade’s antics in scene 1 and waiting on a lawyer when in walks FBI Special Agent Kara Price. Price explains to inmate sexy pants (yup, that’s what I call her now) that the FBI has launched an investigation into Officer Cade and her methods due to more than a few complaints from multiple women, including Bella herself. Agent Price asks Bella to explain, in specific detail, what happened when she was arrested by Officer Cade, and this is where shit gets sooooooo fucked up…but in a good, slightly creepy way!


As you can see, Price isn’t just satisfied with Bella explaining what happened with her words. Instead, she needs to make sure she completely understands exactly what went down, which means reenacting the entire thing. You can see the skepticism on Bella’s face, but this might be her only hope to get out, so she goes along with it. Price bends her over, trying to match Cade’s aggressiveness, and fingers her before eating her out. Bella gets on her knees and demonstrates how she gave Cade a blowjob, but this time it’s on Price’s clit and her reaction makes the scene incredibly hot. She’s trying to keep track of her questions and take notes at the same time but all of that goes out the window quickly as moves Bella’s hands to let her know she wants to be fingered and completely loses control of her body. Her eyes roll back in her head a few times and I can’t help but send my silent props to Bella! Eating pussy is a talent and apparently Bella’s been blessed with it because Price can’t wait to return the favor and get her hand and mouth back on Bella’s body.


Special Agent Price takes a minute to put her panties and pants back on, looks for form 72-A (paperwork!), and then goes to town on Bella’s pussy. She gets down on her knees while Bella stands, and there’s no doubt she’s a woman on a mission this time. She asks specifics about Cade’s behavior in order to mimic it and gets Bella’s reaction. Bella admits she came during her and Cade’s encounter and that seems to just propel Price even more. After she’s satisfied, she instructs Bella to get dressed and tells her there’s nothing she can really do for her (I told you this was fucked up!), but she can tell Bella is a good girl. She makes sure to throw in a “be well” before getting the hell out of there and poor, once again violated Bella is just sitting there with the I got played AGAIN face.


Scene 4 – Kara Price

1This scene is really just a confirmation that Special Agent Kara Price is a dorky work-a-holic who rarely gets laid because she’s more worried about climbing the corporate ladder. With a constant supply of chocolate to stuff in her mouth, she proceeds to tell us all about her fancy educational background and how she’s a medical doctor and all this other bullshit that explains why she was so damn horny with Bella. There’s no doubt in my mind she’s a nerd who’s had most of her sexual experiences while reading books. She decides it’s time to review the tape from Bella and Officer Cade’s encounter, and when she does the freak is immediately let loose! She can’t keep her hands off her body and after watching how Cade used the belt on Bella, she grabs it out of the evidence bag and rubs it against her clit before inserting it into her pussy and later wrapping it around her own neck.


Solo is solo, so there isn’t really much to describe action-wise with this scene, but the energy Price brings along with her freakiness is amazing! She stays in character and sells the hell out of it while keeping the sex appeal alive. At one point she turns over and puts one leg in the air, putting that nice ass on display, and spanks herself with the belt before fingering herself into another orgasm. After regaining her composure, she makes a phone call and asks for a favor from one of her co-workers. She wants a flashy car, something really over the top, that’ll get her noticed by Cade. Of course her colleague thinks she’s trying to bait and catch Cade, which she is, but definitely not to put her in jail or punish her in any way. The smirk she gives at the end makes me hope there’s a part 2!


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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates

Lezz Be Roommates CoverNikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates is the latest from Nikki Hearts and Filly Films, and it’s a good one! All the girls are incredibly hot (I love chicks with tattoos!) and the plot will definitely keep you entertained. The opening credits are accompanied by a song that reminds me of something Dru Hill or Jagged Edge would have put out in the early 2000s, and while that’s not something you usually run across, it seemed fitting. Plus, there are these two BFFs, one constantly drinking from a Jack Daniels bottle, and the other preferring her early morning alcohol in a coffee mug, who turn out to be my favorite characters from the very beginning! I’m pretty sure Nikki was speaking to my soul when she wrote these into the script.

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Scene 1 – Nikki Hearts & Leigh Raven


The movie starts with the sexy roommates gathering in the kitchen, like most households full of women, and immediately I’m drawn to Farrah Paws wrapped up in her panda blanket. She walks straight to the fridge, grabs the Jack, and never says a word… that’s pretty much me until noon every day, minus the panda wrap. Anyway, the foursome discusses the Craigslist interviews they have coming up later in the day and go their separate ways to prepare.

Back in their room, girlfriends Nikki Hearts and Leigh Raven are having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves. Leigh just got out of the shower and begins to get dressed, but from the look on Nikki’s face you know those clothes aren’t staying on for long. These two are a sight for sore eyes! Both lesbos are drop-dead gorgeous with the bodies to match. They have the tiny “I’m ready to be flipped and tossed around” thing going for them, and that’s a huge turn on in my opinion.


While these two are more than amazing to look at, I found the sex surprisingly boring. It was pretty basic with pussy eating, finger fucking, and face sitting. They kissed way too long for my taste, but I can see where that may have been playing into the plot since they are in a relationship. Things liven up a bit when Nikki straps up and gives Leigh the business missionary style. Nikki’s stroke game is on point and I love the face-to-face thing they have going on. It really illustrates the intensity of the position as well as the chemistry the pair share on screen.


Scene 2 – Draven Star & Farrah Paws

Farrah Paws is my new ultimate crush! Not only does she wear a bad ass panda suit around the house and drink whiskey all day, but she hardly says a word, preferring head nods instead. Not to mention she’s so fucking adorable and sexy it’ll make your head spin. But before we get to Paws and Draven Star crossing the BFF line, you have to see these Craigslist interviewees.


First there’s this dude. I couldn’t even pay attention to the bullshit he was speaking because I was too busy wondering what the fuck that was sitting on top of his head! Then I got sad because he obviously doesn’t have any friends. I mean, people who love me would never let me walk out the house like that… then again, I did go through an extremely long white tee phase so I’ll only judge a little. Next up is this chick…


This biddy is 35 years old and just spent 6 months in tent city for swiping purses. To top things off she’s unemployed! You see now why Paws drinks so damn much!

After everyone disperses to wrap their heads around those crazy interviews, Nikki and Leigh end up talking on the back patio about banging other chicks. Nikki introduces it to Leigh after her and one of the candidates to move in are caught making googly eyes. She wants Leigh to know she’s down with watching her fuck another chick or possibly having a threesome, and while I completely understand this information is valuable to the viewer because of what will happen later in the flick, I felt like it was poorly placed. Now, my non-editing-never-went-to-film-school-can’t-stand-watching-movies-(except porn naturally)-because-I-can’t-sit-still-that-long ass has no idea where it could or should have been in reference to the rest of the movie, but I found myself getting impatient waiting for sexy time to take place, and after a while I tuned them out. Still nice to look at though…


Finally we get some action when Draven and Paws are sitting on the bed talking about how hot they are. Of course they agree that both are equal parts hot and sexy, and from there the kissing begins. Unlike scene 1, the kissing doesn’t last too long as the girls seem eager to explore each other in ways they hadn’t previously. They’ve been friends for a while, but never really hooked up, and as Paws is getting her pussy licked and fingered she verbally wonders why they hadn’t done this sooner. Paws has a really sexy voice and moan to go along with it, so I was beyond delighted at how attentive and focused Draven was on overloading her BFF with orgasms! She fondles and fingers Paws from behind while biting her butt cheek (one of my favorite pastimes!), sending her into endless bliss.


I wish there was more ass and tit slapping, but Paws giving Draven head while she’s standing on the bed more than makes up for it! Paws lays down her tongue skills, causing Draven to squirm and pull Paws’ head like she’s literally trying to stuff her face in her pussy. Imagining all that pressure almost sent me over the edge, but I managed to hang on until Paws sat on the throne that is Draven’s face and started riding her tongue. If you like watching girls fuck each other, there’s no way you won’t experience mind-numbing orgasms watching this part. If that doesn’t happen, see your doctor ASAP.


Scene 3 – Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven


Just when I thought I reached the top level of being attracted to multiple women at one time, there’s Raven Rockette sitting on a bed with her guitar and I need to change my underwear. She isn’t even tatted all up and my eyes were glued on her the entire time! Leigh decides to take Raven a glass of whiskey, at Nikki’s suggestion, and see how she feels about fucking chicks. Thank god she does, because just watching them sit and talk would not have been as exciting as watching this unfold…


Leigh is way more aggressive and assertive in this scene and that completely set the tone for how things beautifully go down. She wastes no time getting Raven undressed and showing her nipples a good time before laying back and getting her clit sucked. Before long she flips Raven onto her knees and finger bangs her from behind while fondling her boobs and kissing/biting her lower back and ass. Listening to Raven moan uncontrollably at the hand of Leigh was beyond sexy. I love the take-control role for Leigh, and Raven being the receiver was perfect!


They flip and flop a few more times, crying out in ecstasy with every move, and both gorgeous women put in work making the other cum. The sex was continuously upbeat, and I didn’t find myself bothered by the lack of positions explored, mostly because the aggressiveness stayed constant throughout the scene. I especially loved this shit right here…


They’re close but kind of far away at the same time, with fingers locked and synced and… oh man, that part you have to watch for yourself!

Scene 4 – Nikki Hearts, Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven


It’s the moment of truth. We’ve finally reached the threesome they’ve been building up to the entire flick and I’m beyond confident because I just watched Raven and Leigh get it in with much satisfaction. So, after banging Raven, Leigh reveals that she wants round 2 immediately, but this time with Nikki involved in the action. Nikki is all-in since the whole thing was her idea and plotting anyway, which makes her a pure genius in my book! The pair walk into Raven’s room where she’s still sprawled out butt naked on her bed looking completely exhausted, and startles when they burst in. She immediately starts apologizing until Nikki lets her know everything is cool, she just wants in. Everyone starts kissing and undressing and threesome magic takes over from there.


Surprisingly (to me anyway), Leigh’s aggressiveness transferred over into this scene as well. She pushed Raven way past her limits and even makes Nikki’s face turn and twist a bit. There was no way she was getting out of there without her fair share though. Nikki holds her down while Raven eats her out and by the expression on her face, she’s in heaven. Nikki makes sure to choke and slap her just the way she likes, and Raven goes to town rubbing her clit without giving her a minute to rest! The entire scene is hot as fuck and definitely worth the wait!


I usually love whatever comes from Filly Films, but Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates made it into my top 5 after just one watch. The girls are stunning, the plot is entertaining, the sex is genuine, and I met Raven Rockette and Farrah Paws. There are a few complaints though, most important being the camera man not having a steady focus while zooming in and out. I also wish I could have seen more of Draven and Farrah. Don’t get me wrong, I love Leigh and Nikki, especially naked together, but I felt a little overwhelmed with them by the end of it all. I almost forgot there was a scene that didn’t feature either of them because I was used to seeing them so much. Overall though it’s worth a look. Check it out here and let me know what you think!

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Authentic Lesbian Review: Blue Collar Lesbians

Blue Collar Lesbians CoverBlue Collar Lesbians is a sweaty, sexy, power tool, work garage flick from Triangle Films featuring an all star cast. From the box cover I could already tell the blue collar theme was strong with this one, and the fact that they’re in some type of workshop with machines and power tools lying around in the background was fantastic visually. I like when the cover helps get the point and overall theme across, and so far I like what I see, but does Blue Collar Lesbians live up to the Authentic Lesbian standards…

Scene 1 – Ariel X & Syd Blakovich

Good God, Ariel X is hot! She’s standing in her workshop airbrushing something I can’t pay much attention to because her ass in those jeans! In walks Syd Blakovich and I couldn’t be happier to see anyone else. I haven’t seen Syd since Madison Young’s The Many Shades Of Juliette March for Filly Films (I live under a rock). Anyway, Syd wants to know when her couches are going to be done. She just moved and needs something to sit on. The two walk over to the couch where Ariel begins to explain and illustrate how much work still needs to be done. They sit on the couch, Syd’s hand ends up on Ariel’s thigh, a huge smile crosses Ariel’s face, and we have lift off.


I always enjoy watching Syd perform because I can relate to what she does. She takes her time building up to the serious stuff with the perfect amount of foreplay. The neck and boobs get plenty of attention to ensure Ariel reaches maximum wetness before her pants are even pulled down, and once the moans reveal she’s ready, we get to see her pretty pussy. This woman is hot all over! Syd fingers, fondles, and licks Ariel to a body shaking orgasm and even lightly chokes her to send Ariel over the top. Only 7 minutes in and girls are already creaming everywhere. Yay Team Lesbians!


Ariel definitely holds her own when it’s time to please Syd. After basically ripping her pants off, Ariel gets a taste of Syd’s good stuff and then decides she wants it from the back. Finger fucking Syd from behind seemed to turn Ariel on just as much as it did Syd. She moans and groans while humping the air, obviously turned on by Syd’s reaction to her fingers, and by the 12 minute mark both beautiful ladies are ready for round 2. They jump into 69 which quickly turns into hot and heavy scissoring with Ariel leading the way on top. At times it seems like she may be over exaggerating with the pleasure sounds, but as someone who used to date a girl who would get extremely turned on by the sound of her own moaning, this can definitely be appreciated. Especially when you have the wetness and body shakes to go along with it, so the scene is never in danger of being ruined by a “fake” performance.



The pair continues to flip in and out of positions, exploring and pleasing each other’s bodies, with one highlight being Syd eating Ariel’s booty like groceries and Ariel losing complete control. My favorite part of the scene though is when Syd holds Ariel down, hand around her neck, and titty fucks the shit out of her! That’s why you gotta love Syd man… she never leaves you wanting more because she puts it all out there! Ariel enjoyed the light domination, and I walked away more enthused about clit-to-tit stimulation than ever before. They both cum again and Syd wraps it up by placing gentle kisses all over Ariel’s body, making her shake and squirm even more. Classic lesbo move…


Scene 2 – Ariel X & Syd Blakovich & Kimberly Kane

I wasn’t sure how I would react when this scene began because we’re in the same setting with the same theme and we just watched 2 out of 3 of the stars perform with each other (and I’m pretty sure Ariel is wearing the same jeans…that ass!). I went in a little more cautious than usual, but since the previous scene with Ariel and Syd was so good I at least felt like I wouldn’t be bored. What I didn’t account for was how much of an impact Kimberly Kane would add to the dynamic. I wasn’t very familiar with Kimberly’s work until now, but she definitely inspired post scene research.


Back in Ariel’s workshop Syd is still complaining about those damn couches. Ariel’s busy on another project when in walks Kimberly. Turns out Syd is pretty behind at work too, because Kimberly wants to know why her car is still out of commission after sitting in Syd’s shop for a few days. Ariel and Kimberly joke about Syd being a lazy pain in the ass and naturally decide a tag-team style threesome is in order (seems like a better option than actually working). The two jump Syd on her unfinished couch and begin taking her clothes off. Lucky bastard! Whenever I’m called a lazy pain in the ass it never ends in me getting my bones jumped. Anyway, they talk shit to her, hold her down with her shirt intentionally covering her eyes, suck her boobs, and fondle her clit… now that’s a proper punishment! Ariel smothers Syd while Kimberly goes to town on her pussy, licking her senseless. All three ladies look amazingly hot together and right about now is when I noticed the rock music still playing in the background. Not that annoying, but slightly distracting.


Syd and Ariel flip the script on Kimberly, licking her from head to toe. Syd eats her pussy while Ariel focuses on her beautiful boobs. I’ve never gotten head from two chicks at the same time before but I’ve heard about it and today, I’ve seen it! The things this image did to my imagination are almost unfair. Can you imagine what this feels like!? Just knowing two chicks are down there at the same time is enough to send me over the top!


Kimberly literally goes crazy over Syd giving her head. She moans how good it is and in true girl fashion says “Don’t you love her hair? It’s awesome. Perfect length.” as she grabs it and holds on for dear life. Of course Syd eats that shit up and uses it as motivation to bring on orgasm after orgasm followed by the shakes (I love the shakes!). Throughout the scene I became more and more in love with Kimberly Kane. She talks the entire time and is fucking hilarious, but in real life, this is her way of having sex and I fell for it. At one point she calls out anyone to just sit on her face and more than welcomes Ariel when she takes her up on the offer. The two scissor for a while afterwards and once again Ariel getting off was absolutely amazing to watch. Amidst the heavy breathing and intense moans of pleasure you begin to realize why no work gets done in this place. These girls don’t go for just one quickie and get back to work. No no no, this is all or nothing, and when they decide to end things with Syd fingering both Ariel and Kimberly at the same time while giving them head I seriously didn’t think I’d make it through the rest without… well, you know. I mean, the girls even had to be told by the director to wrap things up, which I found to be incredibly hot because I got lost in the scene right along with them. This is one of the best lesbian threesomes I’ve watched in a while!


Scene 3 – Kimberly Kane & Veruca James


Enter Kimberly Kane’s workshop. Beautifully decorated with posters of cars and hot girls in bikinis, fully loaded with power tools and large machines, and currently occupied by two sexy ladies who don’t mind midday distractions. Veruca James is there to pick up a table that Ariel X left for her. When Kimberly finds out she’s an interior decorator, she offers to trade “kisses & stuff” for her services. Naturally Veruca accepts those terms (who wouldn’t!?) and they start making out. Then BOOM… that fucking music is back and this time it’s extremely annoying. Kimberly and Veruca are exchanging words and giggling and as much as I strained, I couldn’t fully follow along because the music not only lasted way too long into the action, it was louder in this scene than the previous two. Eventually it went off, but after tit stimulation, clothes coming off, pussy licking, and fingering. It was distracting without a doubt. Anyway, for some reason Veruca James reminded me of Kirsten Dunst in Bring It On, really cute and always smiling with a pussy to match. Kimberly wastes no time getting her fingers up in there and when she eats Veruca’s ass she couldn’t contain the outburst. Kimberly flips her over to rinse and repeat from behind and the view is just incredible.


I told you! Look at her face! That about says it all. Kimberly brings her same enthusiasm and hilarious charm to the scene from the very beginning, and when she “hops up on this sex bench” I knew I was in for a good one. Veruca returns the many blessings just received by licking and fingering Kimberly’s ass, forcing her to cry out. Veruca likes Kimberly’s ass so much she declares it magical and continues to indulge. I can tell that these two are having fun and I really enjoyed it. They seem completely comfortable exploring each other’s bodies and their conversation is fluid and natural. It’s nice when it happens like that.


This is my favorite scene of the movie so far and the scissoring to top it off confirmed that for me. They continue the butt stuff for a while with the slapping and smothering being particularly hot. Kimberly calls Veruca a piglet because of how much she loves it down there and you can hear Veruca get even more turned on by it. They explore a few more positions before discussing the rustic machine theme décor Kimberly has going on and deciding to keep it central to the shop. Nothing like women who can handle business and sex at the same time! Veruca ends up on top and all things sweaty and good came to life! The eye contact was on point, the deep moans were an audible turn on, the conversation matched the pace and the laughter enforced the fun, lighthearted underlying tone. I absolutely loved these two performing together! I could watch this scene a million times and be equally, if not more turned on each time.


Scene 4 – Kimberly Kane & Syd Blakovich

I was more than ready for Syd and Kimberly! Kimberly is always entertaining and verbalizes what she wants and we already know Syd’s tongue is one of her best friends from scene 2, so I couldn’t wait for this to start! Syd complains about not having her couches from Ariel yet, blah blah blah, clothes are off! Syd gets down to business ASAP, eating Kimberly out, sucking on her nipples, and groping her breasts. Kimberly is just as pleased as before and goes right over the cliff and into the deep end when Syd tosses her over and eats her ass out. The camera closeups are pure genius again, getting right up in there during crucial moments so you feel like you’re in the scene.


Syd begins undressing and we have our first and only strap of the movie. Now I’m super excited! I had to stop myself from fast forwarding a few times, but I made it through. Kimberly’s ass is nice and red from Syd slapping it and I found that to be visually stimulating. They fuck missionary for a while with Syd holding Kimberly down while she fucks her. Kimberly’s eyes roll back in her head at one point and that sent me sky high! Being on either end is a dream come true for me and I felt Kimberly’s orgasm through the screen, no bullshit!


Syd pounds away when they fuck doggy style and the roughness was a nice touch to say the least. She gives Kimberly a break by sitting on her face but making her keep the dildo inside her pussy. I absolutely love the way Syd rides Kimberly’s face like she’s taking what she earned. It’s time for her to bust a nut and man was it a good one! Literally dripping in sweat as she thrust back and forth across Kimberly’s tongue, Syd is a woman on a mission! I must have watched this part 5 or 6 times.


They jump into 69 with Syd on top, and the view is really pretty with Kimberly’s mouth wide open, unable to concentrate, with Syd’s colorful back tats on full display. Like I said, Kimberly can hardly focus on giving Syd head because she’s just that good, but when Syd starts fingering her it’s pretty much a wrap. She kept trying so there’s your A for effort, but the body quivers had the final say. I’m a huge teaser, even after the fact, so I thoroughly appreciated Syd taking the time to lightly rub her fingers up and down Kimberly’s body while holding her hands over her head so she couldn’t squirm away. She even whips her tongue out one more time, licking Kimberly everywhere and spending extra time on her armpits, sending Kimberly off into pure bliss.


Overall, Blue Collar Lesbians is a great movie. Aside from the music playing too long into the scenes and being particularly loud in the 3rd scene, everything fits the theme and the sex is spot-on because of the great casting. Watch it and comment below to let me know what you think about it.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Magdalene St. Michaels & The Stranded Series

I Like to Kiss CoverYou probably know Magdalene St. Michaels from any number of Girlfriends Films classics. She’s been featured in timeless series like Women Seeking Women, Imperfect Angels, and Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger, and the story of how Dan O’Connell persuaded her to get into the adult industry back in 2007 is legendary. Taken aback by her beauty, he wrote I Like To Kiss specifically for her and it was a stellar entry performance. You probably also noticed that since signing on all those years ago as a Girlfriends star, Magdalene has branched out to perform in lesbian and straight scenes for major studios including Sweetheart Video, Sweet Sinner, Girl Candy Films, and Lethal Hardcore, just to name a few. But did you know that the talented and gorgeous Ms. St. Michaels has stepped into the writer/director role and produced a few titles for her own studio, OffWorld, that more than hold their own? I’m willing to bet you didn’t, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Today is all about Magdalene St. Michaels’ Stranded series, which focuses on women stranded together and exploring their hidden desires for the female body. Mmmm, yummy!

Stranded I

Stranded I coverIn Stranded I, Magdalene and Ela Darling find themselves stuck sharing a honeymoon suite due to a massive snowstorm that has grounded their flight. Neither seem too thrilled about the situation after coming from business meetings all day, but they decided to make the best out of it, plus the room isn’t too shabby. While Magdalene sits on the bed to make a phone call, Ela prepares for a bath. The only thing is the spa-sized tub is in the bedroom. You see where this is going…Look at those faces! Ela is enticing as hell and Magdalene may be playing the hard-to-persuade role, but those eyes reveal she’s on the prowl. I bet she’s envisioning the positions their bodies will explore at that very second. Point is, ain’t nobody leaving that room without busting at least 2 nuts and the set up is perfect! Ela finally convinces her boss (yup, Mag’s the boss!) to join her in the spacious tub. They sip some red wine and light a candle to further relax the mood, then proceed to rub, touch, lather, and scrub all over each other before lightly kissing.



Magdalene St Michaels and Ela Darling in Stranded

Magdalene St Michaels and Ela Darling in the tub in Stranded

After the buildup, the two move all activities to the bed, which luckily isn’t far. What ensues is more pussy licking, finger fucking goodness (now I want KFC), with both ladies taking their time pleasing each other. What I really like about this movie is the balance between being gentle but firm. Not once did I feel like I was watching something meant to be overly sensual and what people imagine lesbian sex to look like, but I still got my healthy dose of slow, purposeful touching and groping the way us girls like to do. At the same time, both women were very commanding with their actions, flipping and tossing each other into different positions, but Magdalene especially, as she fondled and looked at Ela’s body as if remembering her own youthful body full of excitement and sexual cravings. There was also a playful feel to the scene as the two talked about co-workers spending so much time with each other weekly but not really knowing a damn thing about one another (we all know that’s true). They also make plans to take more “business” trips together and blame tardy returns on bad weather, which is a moot point since Magdalene is the boss…I thought it was funny.

Ela Darling sitting on Magdalene St. Michaels face in Stranded


Stranded II

Stranded II coverNatasha Starr got all the way to the airport only to realize she lost her passport after a night on the town drinking with a friend. Luckily for her, friend Magdalene has a huge pad (seriously, it’s enormous and gorgeous) and is more than happy to give her a place to stay for as long as she needs. After making a phone call, the friends change into their pajamas, minus the bottoms, and pour a few glasses of wine. The banter between the two is so real I forgot they were acting. They talk about going out and partying, drinking, and of course exciting sexual experiences. Natasha reveals that her last adventure happened in a moving limo, partition up, and that she’s also had sex inside of a club (I wonder if that’s true??). Magdalene starts remembering encounters shared with her best friend in random places around the world and naturally this conversation leads to them revealing their infatuation for different female body parts. I was surprised to see the banter extended, mostly because I was ready for some action, but it was neat to watch the pair continue talking, illustrating the natural interaction of two good friends to further set up the fantasy. And just like in Part I, the buildup was fantastic.

Natasha Starr and Magdalene St Michaels in Stranded II

Natasha Starr going down on Magdalene St Michaels in Stranded II

You can already tell there’s going to be a constant theme across the series of women exploring and re-discovering their bodies as well as each other’s, but I must say, the sex in this one is what blew me away! It’s no secret that Natasha Starr is hot as fuck, but her and Magdalene together, with their perfect breasts and sexy accents, was a melting pot of European titty and ass bliss! Aesthetics aside though, they reminded me of two people who have wanted to fuck for a long time finally getting that chance. I’ve had the privilege of watching Magdalene St. Michaels fuck a lot of women, and usually she’s the one in the take charge role, but Natasha surprised me in this one, making sure she “did” Magdalene first (something that rarely happens). Watching Magdalene shake after multiple orgasms and smile through her moans of enjoyment was really exciting. The fact that they didn’t stray away from the basics turned me on like crazy! Sometimes when performers jump from position to position trying to be super creative it makes me feel like they’re trying too hard to sell me something. Everyone knows that when the head is fantastic all you want to do is lay on your back, grab her hair, and hold her head down there for as long as possible. That’s exactly what these two did and for me relatable is something that goes a long way in developing and maintaining the fantasy. The tribbing was insanely intense and enough to rival the all time tribbing and scissoring queen Sinn Sage! Both ladies’ orgasm faces are raw and magical throughout, but something about a woman’s clit rubbing up against you just takes everything to a higher level. I watched that at least 5 times back to back and could have easily gone for more.

Natasha Starr and Magdalene St Michaels in Stranded 2

Magdalene St Michaels and Natasha Starr in Stranded 2

Stranded III

Stranded III coverIn Stranded III, Syren De Mer and Blair Summers take the leading roles, with Syren playing Blair’s boss and attempting to figure out from her new young employee how scheduling got mixed up and caused them to miss their flight. Basically Blair dropped the ball when it came to prioritizing her personal assistant duties and it felt all too familiar watching her dig for valid reason as to why (shout out to my McDonald’s boss from back in the day, I’m sorry!). Blair eventually accepts responsibility and is offered a second chance by her forgiving yet firm boss, but only if she agrees to do any and everything asked of her from this point on. Syren does have a point when you think about it. She’s stuck paying for two hotel rooms, all acquired expenses, and is missing out on a date all because her hot but irresponsible employee, who she’s helping out as a favor to Blair’s motherBTW, can’t get her shit straight. I’d want some head too, dammit! I can’t lie, things get a little dark from there (which fits my taste perfectly) as Syren laughs at the idea of a sexual harassment complaint being filed and explains that Blair’s mother wouldn’t believe a word out of her mouth since she’s been a liar all her life. Blair never stood a fighting chance, so it’s time to prove her worth.

Stranded III with Syren De Mer and Blair Summers

Since Blair is nervous after being yelled at and expected to perform in the bedroom, Syren takes some of the tension away by leading the way. She takes Blair over to the bed and slowly begins undressing and rubbing her pussy. The moans are instantaneous and it doesn’t take long for Blair to warm up. She sucks Syren’s full breasts like her mouth craves them before letting Syren kiss her way down to the sweet spot. Watching boss lady eat pussy I couldn’t help but feel sorry for whoever she stood up due to Blair’s screw up. The woman has tongue skills for days! She employed everything from the tip action to the full tongue-to-clit lick and all of it drove little Blair crazy. What pushed her over the edge though was the tribbing and grinding. They bumped pussies and had about 3 orgasms straight with Blair moaning and crying out in ecstasy. The view of Syren’s ass was a turn on too, watching it jiggle as she thrust back and forth. When it was Blair’s turn to return the favor she held no punches, munching on Syren’s wet pussy like it’s the first meal she’s had all day. The tongue strokes were very deliberate without being overly slow and sensual, and Syren came so hard her legs were on vibrator mode. The youngster takes advantage of the sensitive clit and continues to lick and fondle it causing Syren’s body to jerk with every touch. Blair wants more clit to clit action now that she’s worked herself up again, so she hops in between Syren’s legs and scissors away!

Stranded III Blair Summers and Syren De Mer

Stranded III Syren De Mer and Blair Summers

The older/younger, boss/employee power struggle in the beginning was an incredibly hot buildup! Listening to Syren back Blair into a corner she had no chance of escaping turned me on immensely. It balanced itself out during the sex which felt really natural and relatable to me. Both Blair and Syren have beautiful bodies so it’ very easy on the eyes and the chemistry they share just makes everything pop. Something really cool and different in Stranded III is that they added the behind the scenes footage, and if you’ve been following me at all you know I love interviews and behind the scenes stuff. What makes this particularly interesting is Magdalene’s perspective as director/camera woman as opposed to her usual role as performer. This is the first time Magdalene has been on set and watched an entire scene from beginning to end without starring in it, so things like room lighting, close up ass shots, and shadows against walls really fascinated her and it was fun to watch her all giddy and schoolgirl like. It was also Blair Summer’s first girl/girl scene (I definitely would not have guessed that!) and the first time anyone was that close to her asshole(I noticed the slight jump during the scene). All three ladies, and the camera man, agree with me about the chemistry as well. Syren talks about not really needing to guide Blair’s body and how the two stayed in sync without much conscious effort to do so. The entire scene was really impressive and captured the essence of the plot perfectly.

Stranded III 5

Check Magdalene St. Michaels and the Stranded series out for yourself and let us know what you think in the comments section below. And don’t forget to follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the rest of the gang @HotMoviesForHer! Until next time…

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Project Pandora – A Psychosexual Lesbian Thriller

Project Pandora coverBree Mills and Stills By Alan are at it again with another Girlsway hit that’s sure to stimulate your clit and your mind. Featuring an all-star cast, Project Pandora picks up where The Turning left off. (I won’t spoil it for those who haven’t seen it yet but watch that shit ASAP and make sure to read that awesome review here!) Immediately you’re thrown into the middle of some serious drama when a naked woman is pushed into focus in front of a white background while a weird robotic voice questions her. At first, she looks lost and totally confused, but eventually she agrees to tell them everything while pleading for them to not hurt Kitty. Who the fuck is Kitty? See, it’s great already and we’re only 65 seconds into the flick.




Project Pandora Cherie Deville

Scene 1 – Cherie DeVille & Mia Malkova & Abella Danger

Our main character Isadora Johnson, played by the beautiful and talented Cherie DeVille, is awakened from her sleep when a man throws his arm around her. She looks a little bothered, which is weird when someone is only showing affection right? She starts her day by making breakfast when she’s interrupted by the same guy, who turns out to be her husband, reminding her that there’s another outbreak and that she needs to keep her hand sanitizer with her.

Hearing about the outbreak jerks Isadora into flashes of two beautiful naked women, Abella Danger and Mia Malkova, kissing and enticing her, telling her to “open the box.” It’s a pretty intense flash and Isadora appears shaken to the core, while her homophobic husband rants in the background, still trying to grasp the idea of herbs from tea causing mass lesbianism (I’ve seen mass lesbianism caused by stranger things in real life) and why it took so damn long for his job to separate the women from each other. She continues to play the adoring stay at home wife, walking her husband to the front door and handing him his bag lunch (gag), but it’s all an act.

As he leaves for work you see the panic in her eyes as she repeatedly pops a rubber band on her wrist and recites something that had to come straight outta Jesus camp (that should be a song!). She’s in full meltdown mode as the flashes of Abella and Mia come back, grabbing at her hair, rocking back and forth against glass doors. She finally snaps the hell out of it when her phone rings, but can’t even focus on her conversation due to the lesbian urges she can’t seem to shake. This woman is really going through it man. She even writes in her journal, again mentioning Kitty, vowing to throw “the box” out that very night.

I like the overemphasis on her being a “good wife” to further highlight her unhappiness yet willingness to fight to keep herself in that unhappy situation just because she thinks it’s the right thing to do (Bree is preaching to some of y’all…just sayin’, you might wanna find some herb tea). You’ll notice she’s always made up and smiling, brings him his meals, asks to be excused, and even disinterestedly watches a basketball game with him on the couch after he explained his sister will be coming to visit and stay with them (my mom would kill my dad if he didn’t ask first). The flesh is and will always be weak, so eventually our psychotic tormented Isadora convinces herself to open the damn box. But shit gets real as she goes back and forth listing various reasons not to open the box and go back to Kitty. For one, they’re women, and two, they’re 2nd cousins, so yeah, I can see the dilemma, but Isadora gives in like we knew she would and what happens next is dramatically magical!

Project Pandora

The glow coming from the box as she opens it personifies Isadora’s desire for Kitty and the music reinforces the psychological theme of the movie. The box itself, for which only Isadora has the key, is filled with memories in the form of letters, pictures, and panties, reminding her of the life she could have had.

As she sniffs the panties we’re taken back in time to the moment Isadora and Kitty’s affair began. Turns out Mia Malkova is young Isadora and Abella Danger is young Kitty. Mature Isadora masturbates with the same panties Kitty wore their first time, as she relives the night’s events.  Mia and Abella do a damn good job playing two young women caught up in forbidden love and lust. They kiss and touch with a fierce passion, almost like they know time is running out. Abella Danger playing Kitty especially got me hot in this scene! She has the dominant in control act down while still remaining incredibly sexy. When she brings young Isadora to climax in my favorite power position I completely lost it and so did Isadora! She goes down on Kitty with a point to prove and fingers her until she cums everywhere. From here we get facesitting, more pussy licking, and some amazing tribbing as the two make each other cum over and over again. Cherie DeVille isn’t lost on us though. Her solo masturbation brings the plot to life as she fucks herself like the memories are real! Every time young Isadora cums and they flash to the present you’d swear Cherie could feel it.

Abella Danger and Mia Malkova in Project Pandora

After all is said and done the apprehension on young Isadora’s face is enough to snap you out of pleasure town and right back into reality where you know things are about to go bad. Isadora quickly gets dressed and basically dumps Kitty right there on the spot, telling her what they did and how they feel is immoral and has to stop. Kitty is clearly heartbroken as Isadora walks out telling her never to call her again, meanwhile I’m in my head in my Bernie Mac voice like “Bitch, I just gave you like 5 orgasms and you dumping me now!? Ain’t that some shit!” Poor little Kitty.

Scene 2 – Cherie DeVille & Mercedes Carrera

The day starts off eerily familiar with Cherie obviously not happy and her husband obviously unaware of that fact. He announces that his sister arrives today and that he may have to work a little longer than usual, so you see where this is going. Before we continue though a few questions…see that picture down there? What kind of cereal is that and where can I buy some? Why haven’t I see it before? That little dude looks fantastic!

Cherie DeVille in Project Pandora

Okay, back to porn…so in walks Julia, the husband’s sister (his name is Darryl if you care), played by the cute and petite Jenna Sativa, and it’s obvious that Isadora doesn’t trust herself around the young tender. Julia is just getting in from France, and when she greets her brother’s new wife with a double kiss Isadora starts snapping that damn rubber band again trying to compose herself. If kisses on the cheek from a pretty young thing send her off into a tizzy like that, I don’t know how she kept her secret this long!

Speaking of keeping her secret, Isadora gets a letter in the mail from someone called MANTIS that threatens to expose her past and sends her into a frenzied panic that could set her back 15 years. She decides that her only option at this point is to find Kitty and convince her to deny that anything ever happened between them. Sounds simple enough. She makes a few phone calls to relatives, jots down some addresses, and runs out the door in search of her lost love.

Mercedes Carerra and Cherie DeVille in Project Pandora

When she arrives and sees Kitty, brought to life by the voluptuous Mercedes Carrera, the look of concern is mutual as they head back to Kitty’s bedroom. Not surprising at all, it’s Isadora who makes the first move and Kitty who pumps the breaks, reminding her that the last time they saw each other Isadora told her never to call her again. That goes out the window quickly though as the two find themselves lip locked and feeling the same passion they did 15 years ago. They confess their undying love for each other and pick up right where they left off; touching, rubbing and kissing like their lives depend on it.

The entire scene is beyond hot! The crying (that’s right, there are tears and sex!) even turned me on. The constant “I need you” and “You’re all I ever wanted” added to the scene and appealed to the part of me that loves watching Lifetime TV movies (I’m only slightly ashamed of that). All of us lesbians have been there at least once. You reunite, or you make up after a huge fight and the waterworks intensify with every kiss and touch. It’s a beautiful thing, and watching it while being able to relate to the emotion was a really cool experience. It was also cool to see Isadora take control this time around, shoving Kitty back on the bed and eating her pussy as if to say “I’m sorry for leaving you baby” and it works! The two have sex almost identical to the first time, exploring the same positions in different bodies doing things “just like we used too.” The tribbing is no joke and drove both of them to orgasms as they continue to tell each other how much the love is still there and how they can finally be together and everything will be perfect as they make up time.

Mercedes Carerra and Cherie DeVille in Project Pandora

Kitty goes down on Isadora and her reaction is priceless! The body squirming was hot and there’s nothing better than a woman begging for you to keep going! As they got into the power position I got a really uncomfortable feeling, man. The familiarity of it all was just too much and I started to worry for grown up Kitty who just got the love of her life back. She fondles and fingers until Isadora cums, wanting nothing more than to please. They lay together afterwards and for a while all seems right in the world while they nap, but the look on Isadora’s face speaks volumes when she wakes up and realizing where she is and that the sun is coming up. My gut was right! She jumps up, and does the same song and dance she did 15 years ago, forcing Kitty to relive that nightmare all over again, left butt assed naked in the bed again! Then, Kitty opens her nightstand drawer to reach for her necklace and reveals a separate necklace that reads “MANTIS.” Holy shit this is good! For a minute I forgot I was watching a porno flick. It felt more like a movie with a very explicit sex scene in it. Cherie and Mercedes have to win something for this one!

Mercedes Carerra eating Cherie DeVille's pussy in Project Pandora

Scene 3 – Cherie DeVille & Abella Danger & Mia Malkova

Isadora returns home to find another letter from MANTIS, this time with pictures of her and Kitty doing the nasty. To top it off the contents of her precious box are exposed and cut up laying on her bed even though the key is still around her neck. Of course our already psychotic leading lady goes into full Mariah Carey mental breakdown mode and decides her husband must have found the box and left, but he never came home that night so something isn’t right. She reaches for what looks like blue Kool-Aid, but turns out to be the Blooming Tea that’s causing the lesbian epidemic. Immediately after drinking it she has hallucinations of her and Kitty’s first night together. She passes out and either dreams or wakes up dressed in a white dress in front of a fire place with the younger versions of herself and Kitty seducing and touching all over her.

The trio waste no time getting to the good stuff. The youngins attack Isadora’s pussy and boobs so that she never has a chance to think about what she’s doing. The dynamic of this threesome was really cool to watch. I usually preach equality, but the plot calls for most if not all of the attention to be on Isadora since it’s her past being relived and the three pulled it off tremendously. Abella Danger starts things off by licking Cherie DeVille’s pussy to a quick orgasm while Mia Malkova fondles her tits. Extremely turned on by her young love, Cherie’s character returns the favor while Mia eats her out from behind. Next the two tag team older Isadora giving her more than she can handle plus some. Mia riding Cherie’s face was fucking amazing! Those cheeks bouncing and shaking all around on Cherie’s face made me one jealous authentic lesbian!

Lesbian Threesome in Project Pandora

From there the tag team continues as the pair finger, fondle, fuck and suck every part of Isadora’s body. It was a little weird watching her kiss and fuck her younger self, but the sex takes you away from the plot after a while and Abella Danger’s pussy eating skills are enough to distract Jesus from his miracles. That girl’s skills are top notch! I thought Cherie was going to explode sitting on top of her face. The plot picks back up a little as young Kitty starts bringing up the heartbreak, but she made sure to finger the shit out of young Isadora in the process. The trio is all smiles as they continue face and finger fucking in every position imaginable for what seems like forever. I lost count of total orgasms after 7 and I really didn’t want this one to end, but Isadora is snapped back to reality by whispers making their way through her dream. As she wakes up naked in her bed it becomes evident that the whispers belonged to her sister-in-law Julia, who must have heard her screaming and moaning in her bedroom. I may have been a few scenes off, but I called this one…

Scene 4 – Cherie DeVille & Jenna Sativa

Let me start of by saying Jenna Sativa has been on my to hit list since Lily Cade dicked her all the way down in scene 1 of Fuck The Police. She has that innocent look going on but you know there’s a naughty girl just waiting to be spanked somewhere in there. That’s the vibe I got as soon as she walked into frame in this flick and I was right. It’s obvious Julia knows more than she’s letting on, but when she straddles Isadora after watching her dream fuck I couldn’t tell if she was infected by the lesbo tea too or just taking advantage of an opportunity. Isadora tries to fight the urges, snapping her rubber band and all that jazz, but Julia is persistent and starts bumping pussies with her brother’s wife without a care in the world.

These two are relentless is their pursuit to make each other cum. The tribbing is, again, some of the best I’ve seen, and the attention to detail is superb, but besides the natural pussy eating and finger fucking you’d expect from two women, they explore some pretty acrobatic positions. Cherie fingers Jenna while sitting on her face, and Jenna ends up in spread eagle on more than one occasion. I especially enjoyed Cherie giving Jenna head in the pile driver position while riding her fingers at the same time (lightbulb!).

Project Pandora Jenna Sativa and Cherie DeVille

The thing I love about part of Project Pandora is the pure lesbian lust. The only thing they’re interested in is cumming, and it fits in perfectly. The sex in this scene comes across as purely physical, and after three scenes of love and romance, it was nice to watch this lust explosion unfold. They explored each other’s bodies like two teenagers and it put the same smile on Isadora’s face that she had when banging Kitty back in the day. When all the deeds are done, Julia asks Isadora about one of the letters sitting on her night stand and like a trusting bumbling fool, Isadora tells her everything! I, for one, don’t trust her. I mean, she just slept with her husband’s sister for crying out loud, but hey, every family doesn’t hold the same values I guess. Plus, she did put Isadora’s mind to ease by telling her Darryl called and just got tied up but doesn’t suspect anything. How do you forget to mention that when she walks in though…like I said, I don’t trust her. To top it off, she tells Isadora that she should go meet up with MANTIS that night for her brother’s sake. She offers to make breakfast, take them shopping, drop Isadora off to meet these crazy stalkers, and wait for her the whole time. Does that sound like a fifty-two fake out to anybody else??

Scene 5 – Cherie DeVille & Mercedes Carrera

Isadora walks into the meeting place to find a hooded woman, tits out, sitting in a dark candle lit room on a couch. Them we hear that voice from the beginning and shit gets real again! The voice asks if Isadora came alone and later admits to already having dealt with her driver. After Isadora agrees to do everything the voice says, no questions asked, she’s told to let her hair down and considering the naked chick on the couch (and the fact that this is a porno) it’s clear where this is headed. Isadora puts on a blindfold, gets her pussy all wet and ready, and then is made to say “I want you to fuck the secrets of out me!”

Project Pandora Mercedes Carerra and Cherie DeVille

As if to say “Cool bae, I got you,” the naked chick straps up and gets ready to fuck the secrets out of Isadora. Of course, she has on a mask (and cape, yay!), so you still don’t know who she is, or the voice for that matter, but you won’t give a shit when you watch Isadora’s body get taken over. The sensual touching, finger sucking, and even the fucked up make-up are extreme turn ons. Hell, the way girly takes Isadora’s heels off and throws them across the room got me going. Masked babe reminds our closet lesbian that the point of this is to find out who she really is, passionate pussy lover or unhappy housewife, and the pleasure begins. I love that there was no blowjob in the beginning of this one. I’m not a fan of them, and Isadora looked ready to be fucked right away. Plus it adds to the point of it all, to fuck the secrets out. Hooded masked chick fucks and fingers Isadora (who still has the blindfold on, by the way) doggystyle which was incredibly hot with Cherie’s arched back and sexy ass in the air. There’s a brief point when the masked woman steps away and Isadora begs for her to come back not knowing that she’s still right there. When she penetrates her again, Isadora begins yelling out everything she wants, including passion and freedom, and the raw emotion is pure genius! I’ve always known in my heart of hearts that fucking releases any and everything you’re holding inside if you let it, but I was called a perv. Well fuck you nay-sayers! That shit is real, and even though Cherie is acting, there’s no way you can’t feel it oozing off the screen.

Masked babe sits on Isadora’s face and rides that thing like she’s expecting the wheels to fall off in any minute and then BAM! Mask is off and it’s Kitty! But Isadora still has her blindfold on and has no clue her lost love is behind it all. Kitty tells Isadora to just feel as she stops teasing and finally goes down on her. This time she licks Isadora with a vengeance, like she’s really trying to free a trapped soul. She pins her down and is a way rougher version of herself than we previously saw (see what broken hearts do to people!). Kitty continues driving Isadora crazy, giving her orgasm after orgasm and not giving a fuck whether she can handle it or not. She goes straight for the clit every chance she gets and it doesn’t take long for Isadora to completely lose control.

Project Pandora Mercedes Carerra and Cherie DeVille

Isadora starts mumbling something about Kitty (I’m really not paying attention to plot at this point) and seems concerned. Kitty ties her hands together while she lays there crying and moaning at the same time confessing her love for her second cousin and spilling her secrets. The only thing Isadora wants is to feel like Kitty made her feel time and time again, and it was pretty cool watching Mercedes Carrera dominate the scene. She asks Isadora what’s the one thing she really once and after getting love as the answer, Kitty goes HAM on her pussy again. It takes Isadora no time to cum since she’s super sensitive after all the clit stimulation and finally the blindfold is taken off. And wouldn’t you know, here comes Kitty’s roommate, all 007 and shit, taking Isadora away for phase 2, the interrogation. The voice comes back praising agent Mercedes, credits roll, and then the beans are spilt. Turns out all these freaky chicks were in on it! Her friend on the other end of the phone call earlier is seen putting the threatening letters together, Julia is seen ripping up the contents of the box and reporting back to MANTIS when it’s done, and it ends with Vanessa Veracruz in front of the white background not knowing what the hell is happening to her life. I can’t wait for that shit to come out!

Project Pandora is an amazing movie and definitely worth a watch! The plot is excellent, the casting was spot on, and the acting was great! I walked away with a new respect for Cherie DeVille after this. She’s hot as fuck and the sex never disappoints, but she pulled the psycho-lesbian role off brilliantly. Check it out and let us know what you think.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Farewell Road Queen!

Road Queen 1 box coverRoad Queen is perhaps one of the most influential lesbian porn series of all time. From the creative mind of Dan O’Connell for Girlfriends Films, it is the longest running series to feature one star with a continued storyline. Originally intended to serve as the Thelma & Louise of porn staring Deauxma and Brianna Love, it evolved to Deauxma and her classic Ford holding down the fort with countless stars popping in and out to contribute. With Road Queen Part 35, the popular Girlfriends Films series come to a close.

When we first met Deauxma, and the beautiful handle-less Ford, in Road Queen Part 1 back in 2005, we quickly learned that she’s a maturing stripper traveling across the desert searching for a new start and finding plenty of new hot lovers along the way. I remember watching it for the first time. After I got over how awesome the car was and the fact that Brianna actually reads from the Bible less than 5 minutes into the flick, I thought I had this one all figured out: a hot MILF picking up random young hitchhiking babes and leaving with them a little wisdom and a lot of satisfaction. To an extent I was right, but the Road Queen series turned out to be so much more than that. Besides featuring some of the hottest names at their respective peaks and putting others on the map, Road Queen was and still is a blueprint in the industry.

Road Queen 25 box coverFirst things first, check out the box art. They managed to keep Deauxma and the car on every single cover without inspiring mass boredom and while keeping the intrigue level high. Not only do you get a consistent dose of Deauxma’s amazing tits up against that gorgeous car, but there’s also a little foreshadowing in each cover as the series progresses. One of my all time favorites is Road Queen Part 25. Deauxma and Vanilla DeVille look ready to go from the gate. Deauxma has one leg up on the Ford looking ready to attack while Vanilla gives us a healthy look at her big beautiful breasts as she poses in a cute seductive stance. I instantly knew they would be in a scene together and the hotness would be through the roof. I was right! Plus the grayed out images at the bottom show more of the sensual side of lesbian sex that Girlfriends is known for.

road queen carPlots have always been a strong point with everything Girlfriends puts out. It’s part of the reason I run to the new release section and look for them first. Everything from Lesbian Psychodramas to Women Seeking Women and even the newer Creepers Family series is a hit when it comes to mixing drama and humor. Sometimes I forget I’m not watching a soap opera until women start getting naked. Sex is, of course, number 1 when it comes to making a porno flick, but when it comes to putting together a movie and then transforming that into a series you need more to keep your viewers engaged, and, for me, that’s where Road Queen has made a huge impact. The theme and outline are always the same, which is how Deauxma and her trusty custom Ford remain in the forefront, but the stories within the story keep you on the edge of your seat and ready for sexy time. You never know when or how the fucking will commence, but it will and it will be fantastic – you can hang your hat on that!

road queen 35 box coverWith the series coming to an end after years of top notch production and quality content, it was only right we pay homage. Personally, through Girlfriends, and the Road Queen series specifically, is how I became truly interested in all the work that goes into creating a great lesbian adult movie. Before I found the genderqueer and made by lesbians for lesbians studios, and before many of them were even around, Road Queen was the starting point. I knew I could expect to see real lesbian sex, beautiful talented women, and would be engaged in an off the wall plot that I could only dream would happen in real life! Road Queen and little classic Ford you will be missed but never forgotten!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: TS Pussy Hunters – Big Booty Nurse Gives Another Big Booty Nurse A Pelvic Exam With Her Cock

TS Pussy Hunters Nikki Delano & TS Foxxy CoverI am so excited to finally write a Kink.com review! I became obsessed with their Ultimate Surrender and Waterbondage titles in 2012 and now I can add TS Pussy Hunters to the list. On top of being creative and adventurous with their content, Kink.com always manages to get the chemistry and sex in perfect harmony and TS Pussy Hunters – Big Booty Nurse Gives Another Big Booty Nurse A Pelvic Exam With Her Cock is no exception. (Also, how fun is that title!?) I’m not behind the scenes or anything, but a big part of why I think the chemistry is always top notch is because of the effort they put into casting, and I love that they give us a sneak peek into that process with their before and after interviews. There are lots of people who want to get right to the sex, and while I appreciate that just as much as the next hornball, I still like to exchange names, likes and dislikes, favorite positions and all that jazz too. It’s fun to get into the minds of the people you’re about to fuck, even if only in fantasy, and Kink.com is awesome in their delivery of the opportunity.

Nikki Delano and TS Foxxy in latex

Nikki Delano and TS Foxxy are gorgeous to look at. Nikki has long blonde hair that begs to be pulled while Foxxy rocks her brunette hair pulled back off her face with her beauty on full display. Both have big breasts (the very first thing I noticed) and are wearing those sexy tight nurse uniforms that look extremely hard to take off but are crucial to the fantasy. From the opening interview we learn that neither woman has anything completely off limits, although Nikki doesn’t like her hair pulled hard (see, I would have fucked that up if not for the interview!). Foxxy is into all things oral, which means there should be some sexy biting and kissing in this one. They also went over the stop words and gestures which I found interesting given some of the issues being brought to light within the sex worker industry in general. It’s nice to know there are rules and necessary precautions in place that are actually being followed.

Now for some action! When we open the scene Nikki is sitting at her desk talking on the phone about constantly being sick. As she hangs up Foxxy walks in and tells Nikki it’s all in her head. Although she half admits to being a hypochondriac, Nikki asks Foxxy to examine her anyway just to make sure, paying special attention to her breasts and then pussy (Nikki has a very pretty pussy btw). It’s going to be overtime, but Foxxy is a good friend and waste no time getting her fingers up there. She says everything feels okay, but you can tell something else is going through her head as she tells Nikki to close her eyes and lay back. Watching Foxxy eat pussy was a major turn on! She takes her time and from the sound of things she does a damn good job because Nikki starts moaning like crazy and forgets all about her illnesses.

Nikki Delano and TS Foxxy

From here TS Foxxy’s inner dominatrix starts to come out and I love her tender aggressiveness if that makes any sense at all. You know that when she’s slapping your face or choking you out she’s doing it with love. It comes across really well when she fucks Nikki’s face, evidenced by the gagging and spit covered cock. Blowjobs aren’t my thing at all and even though it lasted a little longer than I wanted it to, it was cool watching the dom/sub dynamic develop into Foxxy taking complete control of the scene. She pulls Nikki up from her knees after slapping her around and biting her nipples and kind of choke walks her to the other side of the room to a hospital bed. (Side Note: Kink’s sets are incredibly detailed! Very helpful to the fantasy!) Nikki’s ass is fucking amazing in the red fishnets she’s wearing, and Foxxy takes the time to show it off to the camera before fucking her doggy style. The sound of their thighs smacking together damn near drove me wild! I didn’t think I was going to make it for a while there, but I was saved by another blowjob sequence that included some pretty awesome dick slapping (1st thing I’d do if I had a dick for a day). Nikki’s pretty pussy gets fingered again before being hammered missionary and this is when shit gets real! Foxxy goes all Energizer Bunny on her, fucking with a purpose at this point, and then brings it all to a close with her hands gripping Nikki’s neck as she creampies her pussy.

TS Foxxy fucks Nikki Delano

The ending interview was just as interesting as the opening. Both ladies look exhausted, but in a good way, and the experience through their eyes brought me back to reality. TS Foxxy talks about how refreshing it is to be with someone her height for once. Since she’s so short it makes certain positions easier, and that’s something I certainly relate to.  Nikki explained that she liked spooning with Foxxy the best because they made eye contact and the intensity was at an all time high. I really enjoyed this one so give it watch and let me know what you think.

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