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Between the Headlines Review

With the upcoming election season dominating the US news lately, it’s only appropriate that we discuss Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody from Filly Films. Directed by Lily Cade, and starring Lotus Lain, Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Ela Darling, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, and Zoey Monroe, as well as Cade herself, Between the Headlines is a corker of a political satire. If you’re like us, you’re going to love seeing Hillary, Michelle, Megyn Kelly, and Rachel Maddow get the XXX spoof treatment from some of porn’s top female performers. Released in 2014, this lesbian movie came out during a … Continue reading Between the Headlines Review

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fornicating Aliens

If you’re looking for green aliens fucking chicks with long tentacles that squirt out ridiculous amounts of any color liquid you can imagine, stop reading. This movie is not for you. If you think you can handle a French masterpiece about dead bodies being taken over by horny aliens with powers of seduction and possession, then Fornicating Aliens, directed by Claude Pierson for Alpha France, is totally for you! Since the movie is in French with no subtitles, I’m limited in my knowledge of the plot and that can’t help but influence the review, but trust me, the visuals do … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fornicating Aliens

Sugar Babies: A Cautionary Tale Review

Sugar Babies is a cautionary tale about young women who try to have it all, and end up with much less than they expected. With an all-star cast, incredible cinematography, and great storytelling, this film will make you think about the things we lose when we make promises we can’t keep. From brand new studio Pretty Dirty and the dream duo of directors Bree Mills & Stills By Alan, you won’t want to miss this exciting new release! Scene 1: Penny Pax, James Deen, and Chanel Preston (Non-Sex: Jade Nile and Jesse Jones) Penny is super stressed out. She’s in … Continue reading Sugar Babies: A Cautionary Tale Review

Mother’s Little Helper Review

Mother’s Little Helper from director B. Skow ominously opens with this title card: Alrighty then! From the outset, Skow lets his audience know that we’re in for a nasty, wild ride that’s going to push the boundaries of feature porno. To be honest, I’m really not sure how to review this movie. Mother’s Little Helper has a lot to take in, and is one of Skow’s darkest movies yet. Having dealt with disability, kidnapping, grief, psychiatry, and family fantasies, Skow now tackles mental illness and pharmaceuticals as an homage to the Rolling Stones. Here, the “little yellow pill” is anthropomorphized … Continue reading Mother’s Little Helper Review

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura

Who isn’t excited for Lily Cade and Severe Sex’s Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura lesbian superhero porn drama!? After Fuck The Police, I make it a point to see any and everything Cade writes or stars in, so it was no surprise to me that this funny, drama filled lesbo flick was absolutely amazing and so much fun to watch! The comic graphics are cool as fuck, the plot is hilarious, the acting does perfect justice, and the sex is enough to send you into orgasm overdose if you aren’t careful. Scene 1 – Ela Darling & Kelsey Obsession The Ice Queen, … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura

17 Porn Stars With Acting Chops

It’s no secret that most people don’t watch porn for the plot, let alone the thespian capabilities of its stars. As long as you look good fucking on camera, it’s not a big deal if you can’t deliver a line convincingly or construct a believable persona for your character. But every now and then there comes a porn star who makes us actually want to watch the plot from beginning to end. Here’s my picks for the top porn stars with serious acting chops. Carter Cruise It was no surprise to me when this year’s Best New Starlet also nabbed … Continue reading 17 Porn Stars With Acting Chops

The Authentic Lesbian: 8 Favorite Skin Diamond Lesbian Plot Based Scenes

In an attempt to get me to stop mentioning her name every 5 minutes, my editor (and probably half of the staff) suggested I compile a list of my top favorite Skin Diamond lesbian scenes. To any normal Diamond fan this might seem like a welcomed and somewhat easy task, however my INTENSE AND EXTREME love for her mixed with my OCD just wouldn’t allow it. I tried, people, I really did, and what I ended up with was a list of 48 titles where my beautiful favorite is in at least one scene. Obviously that wasn’t going to fly, … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian: 8 Favorite Skin Diamond Lesbian Plot Based Scenes

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Fashionistas

I must admit, I pre-judged this one. The dyke inside me took one look at the box cover and decided nope, not for lesbians, not even a little. It’s glam and glossy with a model feel to it, and everything inside me was ready to bash it. I was wrong…dead wrong! It is all of those things, but that’s what enhances the plot and makes it great. Had I actually read the box cover I would have known that’s the point of this flick, but I didn’t, and trust me, I learned a lesson. Adam & Eve’s Lesbian Fashionistas is about … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Fashionistas

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fuck The Police

This week I found myself in the same position my colleague Judy Hologram found herself in a week and a half ago. I got assigned Lily Cade’s Fuck The Police! Judy girl, you were right. It took me FOREVER! To be fair, I saw this one come in, and my mind was already made up to watch it, so this is somewhat of a bonus for me. But the thin line between deadline and porno flick review is not always an easy one to walk, especially when one is as dedicated to their craft as myself! Fuck The Police is … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fuck The Police

Hot Reviews: A Thing Of Beauty

When I began watching Dana Vespoli’s A Thing Of Beauty, I knew a few things right off the bat-it was going to be super hot, compelling, and maybe a little twisted. What I wasn’t prepared for was the incredible pornographic psychodrama that ensued. Of course, any porn directed by a woman has my immediate attention, but Dana Vespoli’s directorial work has a specific style and finesse that is nothing short of artistic. A Thing Of Beauty is, of all Dana Vespoli’s films, a standout favorite of mine. As both a bibliophile and a professional pervert, I was ecstatic to find … Continue reading Hot Reviews: A Thing Of Beauty