Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! I’ve been off the last five days, so not only does it not seem quite as long as a week for me, I am also so excited to be talking about porno again – especially on Humpday! What a treat! So, let’s get to celebrating the middle of the week with a little Link Lovin’!
- Heat Stroke warning, or Heat Stroke warning?? Look at that grip, would ya?!
When The Playboy Channel recently hired a market research team to figure out why viewing numbers were down, they learned a few things. First, that men had mainly abandoned ship because they weren’t into watching the tame, soft-core action of the channel… and secondly, women weren’t all that interested either. It turns out that their research discovered that – shockingly – women aren’t interested in watching crappy porn. Who’d have thought!?! They don’t want to watch fake pleasure and poor quality movies full of dumb stuff. Makes sense to us!
Now, don’t get us wrong, we here at HM4Her know that women’s desires are way more complicated than that. Women like every kind of porn under the sun, and saying otherwise puts us into a box that stifles us as sexual people. We totally get what Playboy folks are saying about many women not being interested in crap, but at the same time, we are the first to say that we also know plenty of ladies that are hot for low-fi porn with sub-par acting and fake moans. Alright, it doesn’t sound that appetizing to US, per say, but anyone who says that women only like certain dirty movies has it all wrong.
But, as a nod to this info from Playboy, we thought we would make sure that all the gals out there that like high-quality flicks with real orgasms and lots of attractive folks know where to find the good stuff! Here are a few of our favorite smart and sexy videos featuring ladies having fun and getting off.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Well, for me today is the last day in the office this week since I’ll be at Blogher (which I’ll write more about in a minute), but that doesn’t mean that this week isn’t going to be busy, busy, busy! In fact, as I write this I just looked down at my to-do list and realized that I still have a whole host of tasks to accomplish before I hit the road! That said, I still spent some quality time seeking out all the sexy news that’s fit to print, so let’s get to linkin’!!
While making movies about the porno industry is nothing new (remember Boogie Nights?), recently released film “Finding Bliss” is a little different. First off, it’s based on a true story – which makes is so much more interesting; and secondly, it’s directed by the woman who actually lived it. Yeah, you heard me, I said woman – and a behind the scenes one at that!
When director Julie Davis moved to Hollywood fresh out of college over 2 decades ago, she hoped to kick star her career in film. And while she did work with film, it wasn’t exactly what she expected… working at The Playboy Channel, editing hard-core porn. Davis only worked in porno for a year, but apparently her foray into adult stuck once she made it in the mainstream world. Based on her time in the industry, Davis crafted “Finding Bliss,” a comedy about a college-educated woman that can only find work behind the camera in the porn industry, then goes on to use her “talent” to shoot her own movie. Pretty hilarious, right?
Check out the trailer:
We are super excited to see this indie flick once it comes out in wide release. How awesome is it that they are featuring the porno industry from behind the camera, and from a woman’s point-of-view!?!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch! This week we are back in the office! After shoveling out and braving the cold weather, we are off the couch, back in top form and here to bring you all the sexy news that’s fit to print. So, without further ado, let’s get to the good stuff!
- The G-Point mouse – the closest some techies will ever get to a vagina… complete with scrolling clit and a secret spot that brings you to your favorite website or email. (via The Frisky)
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s a snow day here at HM4Her, as we are right in the middle of the wintry hell-hole that is Philly’s Blizzard 2010. But no worries, as we are fully stocked with food, booze, and internet goodness, which means that I am still working like a champ… just sitting on the couch doing it. For those of you who are stuck inside like we are, screw shoveling – just settle in, grab your computer and have your way with us… our movies, that is! What better way to combat this freezing wintry mix? If you need a breather after already re-watching all of your old standards and checking out our new releases section, sit back, relax and celebrate the snow with a little link lovin’! And for all those folks not stuck in the snowstorm, enjoy your good weather with a porno party and a little link lovin’. Happy Humpday to all!
Let’s get to it!
- Screw boring regular confetti – to get a party REALLY started, toss around cut up bits of nudie mags! Man oh man, DIY projects are so freaking HOT! (via TheFrisky)
- Joslyn James is pissed. The porn star (now best known as one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses) is not happy the unauthorized use of her image on golf balls being sold by Canadian Novelty. Apart from being upset about the violent undertones of having someone swing a club at her face, I’m sure it’s super annoying to now we linked to a doucher like Tiger for the rest of your life. Honey, golf balls are the least of your problem… Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s November now – can you believe it? Halloween is done and gone and we are moving into holiday territory and falling temps. Lucky for us, this week’s Link Love is hotter than ever, so let’s get to it!
- In response to all the frostbitten nipple worries of the world, Japan’s Thanko has released their latest invention, the USB powered breast warming pads (pictured). Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t usually have frigid tits… especially when I am close enough to my computer to feasibly plug my boob warmers in. Back to the drawing board guys – and this time get some ladies to help you come up with something useful.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s the last Wednesday in August – can you believe it? Summer is rapidly coming to an end and we will be knee deep in brightly colored leaves before we know it. Crazy, huh?
Anyway, we are kinda bummed about the whole move from bikinis, tube tops and flip flops to jeans and jackets and I’m guessing you are too (though I will never miss the sweltering heat and constant sweating), so here is a little extra link lovin’ to soften the blow.
Let’s get to it!
- Superb silicone supplier Tantus is hopping on the “vampire characters appearing in recent popular vampire literature and films” bandwagon and offering up a brand new sparkly Vamp dildo. I know nothing about this Twilight phenomenon, other than apparently their vampires sparkle in the sunlight. While I don’t really get that (they are supposed to burn up, aren’t they), I do love a good sex toy/book cross promotion. I’m still waiting for the Hitachi/Harry Potter wand promo…
- After their lesbian lovin’ story line was cancelled due to Guiding Light ending, soap opera actresses Crystal Chappell and Jessica Leccia are picking up and moving to “Venice” – a new web series featuring the two again as a couple. And while they aren’t Oliva and Natalia (the GL characters) on the new show, they will be sharing a little lip locking action – something that they weren’t allowed to before. Lesbians 1 – Soap Operas – 0. (via The Frisky)
This is my first Climax3 movie, but surely not the last I’ll watch after spending some time with Corsetry La Femme Part 1. The studio is part of the Playboy family, and it’s apparent that they haven’t lowered their standards for their releases.
This movie is made up of three really hot scenes that all have a jazz age feel to them. The first and third are g/g and the middle scene is a hetero coupling. All three are totally worth checking out if you’re into highly stylized porno that’s on the vanilla side, but the first was my favorite.
So, let me start by saying that the two women in this scene are freaking gorgeous. I wish I knew who they were so I could stalk them on the site and see more of their movies, but I can’t track the info down. Anyways, it starts off slow as they kiss and undress, but before long they’re dining at the Y.
Eventually the moans overpower the piano jazz playing in the background, and that’s when this one had me. This movie had moved from softcore to classy XXX! Once one woman is on all fours getting fucked by a silver (cause it’s fancy) vibe, I was sold.
This one is what I think of as quintessential chick porn – high production values, gorgeous people, and hot sex without the clinical close-ups. -The Porn Librarian
Yes, the economy is failing and we are staring down the second Great Depression. But instead of having Wall Streeters lose their shirts only financially, Playboy mag is asking the ladies of WS to take it off for the greater good of the masses. The print porno giants put out a call for 20 models to pose for their 2009 “Women of Wall Street” spread – the first one in twenty years.
I’m guessing they are expecting it to look like this:
But in this time of economic trife, I’m thinking it’s gonna be a little more like this:
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