Normally, one look at the giant fake rack on the cover girl of this movie would be enough to cause me to pass on this porno. I’m obviously in the minority here, but that’s just not my think.
However, I’m a pretty big fan of Penthouse and think they’re great for the site, so I figured I’d give this XXX medical flick a chance and I’m glad I did. I mean, this won’t go on my must-see list for 2011, but if you have a thing for pretty nurses who are down to fuck, it’s pretty good.
This is an all-girl flick that features a few women I’ve always liked like Eva Angelina and the beautiful (and super slutty!) Asa Akira. Both women are really damn beautiful and always bring it.
In the first scene, Akira and Madelyn Marie get it on while a patient sleeps. I am not a medical professional, but have to admit I’m a bit skeptical about this scenario. Of course, if I ever end up in the hospital, the thought of this happening will get me through it without a doubt.
The scene is pretty standard fare with lots of oral & fingering, but watching Akira never gets old, in my opinion. If you like mainstream lesbian porno, this scene is pretty damn good.
I also appreciated scene four thanks to the shower scene. Giselle Ibiza and Vicki Chase, two ladies I’ve never heard of, are really good together and I sure do love watching ladies get wet and wild.
This Penthouse movie is a good example of girl/girl porn done right. It may not be groundbreaking XXX, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a look!
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I love the Penthouse Letters series, so it only makes sense to watch the volume that was essentially declared the best of the year when it was nominated for a 2011 AVN Award.
I assume everyone in the world is familiar with Penthouse Letters, but if any of you never had the chance to peek though Penthouse magazines that were stashed in the back of some closet, one of the most infamous features of the magazine are the letters written by true-life readers. Lucky for us, Penthouse is now bringing these steamy fantasies played out by gorgeous XXX stars to your PC screen.
In Dirty Little Secrets, you’ll see a woman meet a mysterious love while vacationing in Italy, a lawyer using her sexuality to win over a judge, a woman take on a group of college friends, the old lady friends go lesbo thing and a maid get serviced by the man of the house.
If any of those fantasies sound familiar or enticing, you’ll love the way director Kelly Holland brings each to the screen. These vignettes are top of the line all the way – gorgeous stars, beautiful sets with good lighting and each simple plot is acted out enough to satisfy the viewers need for story.
My favorite scene was the first, probably because I was lucky enough to live this common fantasy out back in my college days and it brings back all sorts of XXX memories! Katarina Kat is waiting for her boyfriend to join her in Italy, but instead she meets a fine Italian stud with the body of a Greek God! Seriously, you could do laundry on this dudes abs. I love the garden setting, although it did get lost a bit as I watched this guy pound away at Kat’s kitty.
While I admit the scene is a little romance novel-y, the sex is hot and it’s a pretty common fantasy. I mean, why bang the dude you’ve been fighting with for the last 20 days of what was supposed to be the trip of lifetime when you could get it on with a guy with a sexy accent!
This series is one of my favorites to recommend to people who are interested in watching straight porn for the first time. Dirty Little Secrets is a fine example of why it’s so great. Really hot sex with just enough plot thrown in to pique your interest!
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J.D. on June 10th, 2010
Yesterday The Porn Librarian treated us to a super sexy review of Scorned, a tale of infidelity, revenge and totally hot sex. While she detailed all the steaminess of scenes 2 through 5, the Porn Librarian skipped over the opening number. Apparently Adrianna Nicole looks exactly like her sister-in-law, which makes watching her get it on a little too close for comfort. Agreeing that there should be an exemption from watching folks that resemble family members get busy, I graciously accepted the request to take on the first scene of this sexy Penthouse flick.
To get you guys back in the context, Roxanne Hall is a woman scorned (it’s such a bonus when the title makes sense) after she finds out her husband has been unfaithful. Friends Adrianna Nicole, Kylie Ireland do what any good pals would – they take her out to get hammered. While they are living it up and the local bar, some dude comes to hit on Roxanne, so Adrianna and Kylie hit the restroom to give her a little privacy. That’s where things start getting steamy for us. Not with Roxanna and dude, but with our bathroom buddies… how risqué!
Before we get started on how hot the fucking is, I need to comment on the opening to the sex:
Adrianna – “I need a big cock”
Kylie – “I have a great cock”
SO HOT, right!?! It makes it even sexier that they are in the men’s room, getting busy next to the urinals. Ireland goes to town, stuffing her fingers into Nicole’s waiting pussy and her begging mouth. Then finally that promised cock comes out; a giant baton-looking blue toy. On a side note, I can’t believe I am wondering how she fit that in her purse, while she is fitting it into Nicole’s vag. Where are my priorities! At least I am still charmed that she is getting fucking while she sits on a urinal. Ok, charmed and a little skeeved by the germs (I keep telling myself it’s just a movie).
Soon Ireland is on the bottom receiving some hot cock of her very own. I guess they must have had two toys on hand when they packed their purses for the club. Gotta love those prepared women! Two thumbs up for this scene!
But before we leave, one more observation – amid all the dirty talk, finger banging and silicone action, not a single guy comes in to use the bathroom. Man, if they were in the ladies room, there would never be room to fuck with all the ladies in line. But maybe it would have turned into an orgy. An idea for Scorned 2? Penthouse, are you listening?
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I have a serious problem. I love Adrianna Nicole – she’s an amazing performer and super nice lady. For quite some time she’s reminded me of someone but I didn’t put that much thought into it. Then suddenly, I was flipping through pictures one day and realized that she is my sister-in-law’s doppelganger. Ever since making this discovery, I can no longer watch her naked. It feels dirty and wrong and all I can think about is the girl I sneak off to the porch with to drink beer when it’s time to do dishes. I can watch my friends fuck, but I personally have to draw the line at family.
So, you can imagine what happened when I got super excited to watch this Penthouse flick and found out Ms. Nicole was in the first scene. I was especially heartbroken looking at the screencaps, because it looks so good and I love bathroom sex… Why is life so cruel?
I decided that it wasn’t fair to just ignore every movie that Adrianna Nicole is in forever. In fact, I’m going to bug JD to review this particular scene so you can learn about it without having to hear my tainted opinion. It’ll probably be the hottest thing in the world and I’ll never see it. Anyways, enough of the I can’t watch Adrianna Nicole fuck any more pity party. Here’s my review of Scorned minus the first scene.
So basically what we have here is a tale of a woman scorned, if you couldn’t deduce that from the title. When Roxanne Hall figures out that her husband Marcus London, all hell breaks loose. She immediately fucks Mikey Butders in a scene that is pretty excellent. Hall is really great in it and really captures the devil may care attitude of a woman who’s on a sexual mission.
The best scene, without a doubt, is the final threesome between Hall, Nick Manning and Kylie Ireland. With those three, you know it’s going to be hot, but the fact that London is tied up watching the hole thing adds an element that really pushed this one over the edge for me. I’m not typically into the whole cuckold thing, but the set up in this movie makes it such a sweet moment.
Penthouse rarely disappoints and I think this is a really great movie. Hall is fantastic and it’s a good plot that adds to the sex scenes without getting ridiculous. If you’re looking for a couples film that’s a little dirty, consider this one.
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Kelly Holland is one of the women in the adult industry that totally inspire me, so when I saw she was behind the camera for this Penthouse flick, I instantly began streaming it. I wasn’t really sure how instructional it would be, but I didn’t really care!
The gorgeous India Summers is our guide, and while she’s no Nina Hartley, she does a great job leading us through AFF’s Guide to Threesomes. I love that one of the first thing she recommends is the importance of a couple talking about what each person wants and is comfortable with before bringing in a third party. While this is more of a hot porno than an educational guide, it’s nice to see important tips like this included. It’s the little things, like watching the threesome in scene four negotiate that kissing is ok, that make this one stand out.
I really dug the second scene that demonstrates the amazingness that can happen when a man lives out his fantasy of seeing his wife with another dude. Randy Spears, one of my favorites, plays the husband and shows why he’s been around so long. Besides fucking like a champ, he plays the role well. I love how he sits back and watches Jessica Lynn go down on Rocco Reed, the other man! Watch Spears cradle Jessica Lynn’s head while Reed does her doggie style is also super fantastic, but not quite as great as when he does her from behind to close out the scene.
While this feels like a dirty infomercial for Adult Friend Finder a few times, I can honestly say this is one smokin’ hot fuck flick. Each scenario is treated respectfully and the actors do a good job of actually playing out the plot instead of just getting it on. I’d really recommend couples who are thinking about have a threeway check it out. I think the dialogue will lead to an open conversation. Plus, there’s no way you’ll watch Marcus London take on two chicks without getting a little frisky!
-The Porn Librarian
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I’m much more into football than cheerleaders, but I will admit that I can usually find a girl or two that catch my eye during half time festivities at sporting events. I can’t help myself, I like a girl who moves well to bass heavy music. Since it’s the first week of football, it seemed like the perfect time to highlight my favorite pornos that feature cheerleaders.
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Debbie Does Dallas: This pick is so insanely obvious, but how could I not include one of the most popular/awesome adult films of all time. No one will ever capture the role of the slutty cheerleader better than Bambi Woods, the original Debbie. Plus, and the one and only Stoya reviewed it for us back when she was our intern, so you should check out what she thought about it. |
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Ex-Cheerleader Punished: I’m willing to bet that for every person out there who wants to see a cheerleader getting her pussy drilled by a muscular jock, there’s someone who’d rather see said cheerleader bound, gagged and whipped. This selection is for you! |
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The Perfect Fantasy: I love Penthouse movies and if you’ve dreamed of two girls with pom poms going at it for years, you’re going to love the fourth scene of this one. Find out what really happens in the locker room before a big game as these two girls lift up their skirts and get down to it. |
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Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders: I am definitely a fan of big asses, so I had to include this Evasive Angles flick in my top five today. These girls get drilled by black studs in this interracial fuck flick full of girls who are more than willing to take one for the team. |
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Cheerleaders Gone Wild #6If you didn’t know DJ Yella was a porn director, you can thank me later. This is just one example of the way some companies have managed to combine hip hop with adult to create really great porn. I mean, this one doesn’t feature Snoop Dogg, so it’s not my favorite ever, but it’s really awesome watching these cheerleaders in action! |
2, 4, 6, 8, isn’t porno really great!
-The Porn Librarian
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I swore to myself I wasn’t going to watch any more Palin porn. It hurts my stomach to think about that woman, but when I found that there was a fucking machine AND Tommy Gunn in this one, I couldn’t resist.
I’m going to come out and just say that the Palin jokes are kind of old at this point. I think I’ve personally reached a tipping point, but fortunately the fucking definitely makes up for it. India Summers plays “Tara Nailin” and while she’s no Lisa Ann, she definitely does a good job of portraying the former governor of Alaska. Plus, she gets nailed by an impact drill mounted dildo – impressive!
I know this is no big shocker, but my favorite scene is the third with Gunn and Rachel Roxxx, who is playing Palin’s puck bunny nanny. Gunn is a hockey player and spectacular as always. He starts off in full gear before Roxxx undresses him and he goes to town on her. I love the way she buries her face in his gear as he does her from behind, it’s apparent she loves sweaty hockey dudes! My only complaint about his scene, which is awesome, is that at some point Roxxx ends up wearing the hockey jersey. While this sounds kind of fun and sexy, it was just way too big and I prefer my porn stars buck naked.
I also loved the final scene with Nailin, Chris Johnson and the aforementioned fucking machine. Whether it’s Johnson or the dildo drilling Nailin, it’s super awesome. The entire scene has a ton of energy and who hasn’t thought about Nailin riding a big power tool at some point?
I have to admit I have a sort of love/hate relationship with this porno just because of my intense disgust regarding the woman it’s spoofing. It’s a really hot flick that’s funny and well-done – it just kind of hurts my stomach to think about Palin at all. If you’re looking for hot sex, political humor and are able to let go of things unlike me, you’ll definitely love it!
-The Porn Librarian
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I always like movies that are based on the Penthouse Letters. There’s just something about seeing these common dreams lived out by the sexiest stars in adult.
There were a couple of scenes I want to talk about, including the first because it’s my introduction to Madelyn Marie – a super hot brunette who stole the scene as a woman who wants nothing more than to fuck her husband’s best friend. Watching her bounce up and down on his cock after the thirty seconds it took her to convince him to fuck her was super awesome. Because it’s Penthouse, we’re even treated to some serious pussy eating at the end of the scene. I really loved this one because it’s all about Madelyn’s pleasure, but still hot and hard.
I also really enjoyed Ann Marie Rios’ scene that takes place in a seedy porn theater. It turns out this faithful wife wants nothing more than to get plowed by an anonymous stranger. The sex is a little dirty and a lot amazing, as this good girl gets to play bad.
If you’re a lady who’s looking for porn that’s shot with women in mind, but is still hardcore, Penthouse is a great place to start.
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by:
J.D. on April 20th, 2009
Max Mikita defies categorization. She is an over 30, Asian star with a shaved head – far from the standard MILFS, exotic or alternative stars. In fact, Mikita likes to keep her hands in everybody’s basket and release all kinds of porn movies, spanning the charts from softer Penthouse movies to hardcore Belladonna fetish fuckfests. No matter what the project, Max Mikita brings her beautiful, natural body, bright mood and high spirits to the set and consistently wows her audiences with sexy, confident work.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I started in the industry around November of 2005, when I saw this bondage magazine that had a cover of a girl tied up with a dildo in her pepe, which was tied around one of her thighs. I thought it was hot and wanted to do it too. So I found this online model portfolio site, got offered a shoot and it all went tumbling down from there.
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I would be taking underwater photos of big fish - very big fish!
3. Whats the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from the industry?
I learned to not take things personal and higher self-esteem.
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Based on actual Penthouse Letters, this collection of kinky vignettes touches on a few darker aspects of sexuality while maintaining the high standards we’re used to seeing in Penthouse films. I love that there are five unique stories going on and if you’re interested in exploring kink a bit, you’ll get a mainstream introduction to the world of FemDom relationships, pony play and flogging.
My favorite scene was the one I expected to like the least and I think I need to explain pretty well. So, I’m not judging, but I don’t get pony play. If you want to spend an hour braiding someone’s hair and feeding them carrots before they pull you around in a sleigh, that’s you business and I say go for it! However, it doesn’t do anything for me.
So, when I saw that Penthouse had touched on this fetish, I wasn’t really interested. Of course, because I like to be thorough, I did check out the scene and I found myself immediately drawn in by the leather and ladies. Plus I love Tommy Gunn. Apparently, my time in the armpit of America has made me a sucker for Jersey boys. He’s got a perfect body and fucks like a jack hammer – what more can you ask for?
Anyways, the action starts when Cassie Courtland and August pull Gunn’s wagon into the yard and they begin to play out the scene. Right off the bat, you’ll see one reason why I totally love this scene. Gunn is one of the most popular (and capable, if you catch my drift) male stars in the industry today, but he offers up a big, black rubber cock to these girls for a little oral play before whipping out his own dick. I’ve never seen that in a scene and super appreciated the toy play. The strain in his leather pants indicated that he was more than ready to jump in, but he went with the scene instead. Super awesome!
Following some hot oral play, Gunn rewards his Fillies hard days’ work with some serious pussy pounding in a beautifully shot outdoor scene. To be honest, this is a very vanilla introduction to this fetish, but one I found quite erotic. Since I’m typically not into pony play at all, I think that says something about this scene.
Besides that, I really enjoyed the fourth scene starring Arcadia Davida and Charlotte Kelly. The women are on a picnic and all sorts of fun stuff happens with strawberries, ice and chocolate. You may have noticed that I enjoy a little girl on girl action occasionally, and this is an erotic scene worth checking out.
Overall, I really love Penthouse videos and am glad to see them making kink fun and accessible to the masses. Watch this one – you might just learn something about yourself!
-The Porn Librarian
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