Sometimes you just need to watch tattooed girls get it on and we all know that Burning Angel is overflowing with options.  It can be hard to choose which one to watch since all of the box covers look oh so inviting with their pink haired ladies, jean jackets and striped patterns.  Joanna Angel, you certainly know how to catch my eye.  Being that my only criteria for today’s porno was girls with tattoos, I thought Girl Girls Girls II would be a pretty safe bet.

Cadence St. John and Penny Flame wowed my face off with a crazy intense hot girl on girl action in scene 3.  Penny has her way Cadence’s bits, giving both holes the love and attention they deserve.  Cadence grips the covers and convulses so you know Penny has all the right spanking, licking and finger fucking moves.  Flame zeroes in and doesn’t slow down until Cadence comes all over her hand.  Nice!  Nothing is forced in this short, high energy alt porno scene of happiness and joy.   I love the messy bedroom they are doing it in, but that might just be because I have a messy bedroom.  Yes, at 31 a still have issues cleaning my room.  Perhaps I’m in a perpetual state of rebellion.  Regardless, this scene is magical.

That wasn’t the only holy-fuck-hotness scene.  Kim Kane and Asphyxia rock each others’ worlds.  Kim, steady rocking the headband a-la Jane Fonda, sexes A up to the point of exhaustion.  Honestly, all of the scenes in this movie were hot as hot can be and kept my attention from start to finish.

I love alt porn and I always will.

Watch Girls Girls Girls II now!

Love,

Ginger

Not gonna lie, the first time I saw Shane’s World movies, I wasn’t expecting a lot.  I judged these movies by their boxcovers and totally chalked this studio up to being on par with some “Girls Gone Wild” college girl crap.  But once I sat down and actually watched a Shane’s World flick, I realized just how wrong I was.  Alright, some of their vids are a little college girl heavy, but it’s definitely not an all encompassing theme.  In fact, this review pick couldn’t be further from college girls on spring break.

Actually, I’m not even sure how to describe this movie really.  The closest I can get is saying that it is a bunch of weird little vignettes featuring the now retired Penny Flame making these random fake commercials for products like Jizzy Fruit Gum (spunk flavored chewing gum) and a PSA against Donkey Punching your girlfriend (you don’t want to know what it is, trust me).  And in between there is a bunch of fucking.  Hot fucking, mind you, but mixed with randomness.  Oh, and how could I forget to mention the bizarre sci-fi convention sexy scenes!  Yep, there are some of those.  I don’t think I would do them justice to explain – just watch and see.  Ok, back to the fucking!

Each of the five fucking scenes were pretty awesome (the sixth scene has no sexin’), but my favorite is scene five, with Poppy Morgan and Derrick Pierce.  Not only does she have the sexiest accent (I think it’s British), but she is fucking Derrick Pierce, who I’ve totally had a hard on for since seeing him in Chemistry 3.  The pair of them have chemistry of their own as they screw up and down a classy read couch/chaise lounge.  Just ignore that weird ass “tranny shark” thing at the beginning of the scene.  It’s unneeded and kind of offensive to trans folks.  And I just don’t get it.  So yeah, yes to the fucking and meh to the random Penny Flame antics.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with fucking machines, you’re about to get a quick lesson thanks to Penny Flame and the fine folks at Kink.com. Penny takes on about one million mechanical dildos in this gonzo flick where cold steel meets Penny’s hot twat! (Yeah, I just said that.)

I happen to love this kind of film – there’s just something about watching a woman pushed to the edge over and over again – and Flame is fantastic in it. Besides her obvious enjoyment, I love her tight natural body and smile!

I found the entire film fascinating, but was blown away by the second scene where Flame breaks out a Hitachi because apparently being drilled by that big green dildo wasn’t enough stimulation.

I also loved watching her ride the sybian. I’ve seen a lot of girls straddle that fine piece of machinery over the years and this is definitely one of the best I’ve seen. I only wish it was longer, but I’m thinking Flame wouldn’t have been able to walk after any more orgasms. I mean, my knees were weak after watching, so I can only imagine how she felt! I mean, Penny Flame is basically a sexual athlete and she is exhausted by the end of this one.

If you’re a fan of fucking machines or Penny Flame, then this is a must see in my book. I will say that at times the sound of the machines was a little too much, but for the most part this is amazing.

Photo via AVN

And the votes are in! The 2010 AVN Award nominees have been announced, and this year the picks are better than ever. Basically the Oscars of porn, the AVN Awards honor the best and brightest of porno movie royalty. So, yeah, they are a big freaking deal. This year we are extra excited because so many of our favorite performers are on the list! We are super happy for them and know they all completely deserve the nominations.  Check out the full nomination list.

While many of the folks nominated have had the pleasure of making the list in previous years, I want to make sure to give a special shout out to some HM4Her crushes that are celebrating their first AVN Award nominations this year. Especially the San Francisco queers that are breaking through the mainstream barriers of porn and bringing their insanely sexy gender/sexuality bending action to the masses. This year is the first that AVN is recognizing the work they do as being on par with some of the most well known names in mainstream porn.

So, who am I talking about? Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan and Pink and White Productions (dir. Shine Louise Houston)!  I remember that last year we were excited when queer performer Syd Blakovich walked the AVN red carpet as Madison Young’s date, and now look at us – cheering on these awesome queers for their own nominations!  And surprisingly, it’s not for a queer category either.  Jiz is up for Best New Web Starlet, Dylan for Best Solo Sex Scene, and Pink and White for their Best Video Feature, “Champion,” which was shot with a mostly queer/trans/gender non-conforming/people of color cast and crew and with a way smaller budget than any other movie in the nomination category.  Hot, right?  So, congrats to these rad pervs!  Who cares who wins… the nod is freaking awesome.

Some of our other favorite porno gods/goddesses that made the list this year are:

Nica Noelle – Director of the Year
Kimberly Kane – Best Actress
James Deen – Best Actor/ Male Performer of the Year
Carlos Batts – Best Director (Non-Feature)
Roulette – Best Music Soundtrack  (I told you!)
Sweet Sinner – Best New Line
Good Releasing – Best New Video Production Company
Sasha Grey – Best New Web Starlet/ The Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year
Belladonna – pretty much every award
Tommy Gunn – Best Actor/ Best Supporting Actor
Penny Flame – Best Supporting Actress
Joanna Angel – Director of the Year
Dana DeArmond – Female Performer of the Year
Buck Angel – Transsexual Performer of the Year

Seriously, there are so many awesome movies and performers nominated, I could spend the whole day making a list. Why don’t you just check out the whole list here.

Congrats to one and all!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Jennie Ketchum is one classy lady.  Until recently, Ketchum was known by all as Penny Flame, a feisty porn performer/director with an infectious grin and a whole lot of sassy sex appeal.  While it’s pretty old news that’s she’s left the business to explore her non-porn identity (as well as go through Dr. Drew’s Sex Rehab on VH-1), it’s really now just coming to light how unique her departure actually is and how it defies long held stereotypes about porn and porn performers.

Lucky for us, Violet Blue caught up with Jennie and chatted her up about quitting on her own terms.

I hate the common exit strategy, hate that girls join the ‘god squad’ or feel ashamed of the choices they made but I understand it. I can see that it’s much easier to say ‘porn did this to me, or that’ but at the end of the day, we are all responsible for the choices we make. I chose to be a porn star. Now I’m choosing not to be. It’s the beautifully terrible thing about free will: we can do whatever we like but we must be held accountable for whatever we do. Just because I don’t want to be a porn star today doesn’t mean that I should feel ashamed to have been one seven months ago. It’s something I did and I’m not afraid to say I did it, loved doing it, and just don’t feel like it’s what I need to do anymore. Shame and guilt are useless emotions. The only way I would feel ashamed is if I’d decided being a porn star isn’t what’s best for me and then continued doing it anyway.

Check out the rest of her answers in Violet Blue’s SFGate article.
Gotta love a gal with such awesome self respect.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

When I really like something, I’m the kind of person that decides that it’s my favorite thing ever and takes any opportunity to talk it up.  This is true when it comes to porn stars as well.  I will find a star I like and blog about them incessantly, only switching gears when I find someone new to obsess over.  For better or worse, that’s just how I roll.  But unfortunately my system kinda blows for the ton of other stars I really enjoy watching but haven’t turned into fangirl crush objects.

So, because we are so close to the weekend and the fact that it’s Friday the 13th (yikes!), I’ve decided to take a little time out to swoon over some of my favorite, but rarely talked about, performers.  Today feels like a day to spread the love around.

Meggan Malone: After seeing 20 Questions and Strictly Conversation, I decided that Meggan Malone was way too sassy to just add to the list of hot porno ladies.  I mean, duh, she’s obviously super super sexy, but it’s her take-no-shit attitude that makes me grin.

Nica Noelle: Along with being co-creator of Sweetheart Video and Sweet Sinner and director extraordinaire of a ton of awesome flicks, Noelle definitely has some in front of the camera skills as well.  I love me a multitasker!

Dana DeArmond: Any star/director that would raid her fan mail and choose a few willing participants to show the porno ropes to is pretty awesome in my book.  After watching her in a whole bunch of different kinds of porn, I’m always drawn back to her Vivid Premium flicks, where she seems to be able to be the most real, fun and totally amazing.

James Deen: With a total babyface and what seems like the sweetest personality, it’s kind of hard to think about James Deen pounding into the ladies, but pound away he does, and he’s just so hot while he goes to town.  Some people are so versatile.  Plus he’s one of the chosen people, which totally appeals to the side of me that went through 8 years of Hebrew School.  L’Chaim!

Penny Flame: While this rad lady has  left us (no, she didn’t die, she just retired from porn), her movies will always be here to keep her nudie memories alive and humping.  Sigh, Jennie/Penny, we will miss that mischievous grin!

Sure there are a million more, but for the sake of getting anything else done before the weekend, I’ll just stick to these five fabulous stars.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

 Elexis Monroe is your total girl next door… sweet, bubbly and the kind of foxy lady you hope gardens in her short shorts. With her mischievous smile and sultry moves, Elexis rocks the lady lovin’ socks off of whomever she touches and makes love to the camera with little effort. She is equally adorable and sexy all around.

After heating up the porno screen as a staple for Girlfriends Films and other top lesbian studios, Monroe signed on with Sweetheart Video earlier this year as their first ever contract star! Her first feature with them should be out later in the year. In the meantime, see what she has to say about porn bloopers, sushi and animal rights and be sure to check out her awesome movies here on HM4Her.

1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I first started about 10 years ago. I walked into World Modeling after I saw their ad in the newspaper. I thought it was for figure modeling, which to me at the time was Victoria Secret sort of stuff. I walked in, looked around and noticed all the pictures around me were of females mostly naked. I thought ‘okay no biggie.’ I took a few test shots and was handed a list of 10 main contacts. It went from there. I started with magazine shoots, solo modeling gigs, which later progressed to Girl-Girl Sex Movies : ) Years later, here we are.

2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
Working with animals or a photographer. I love them both more than life and both are huge inspirations and passions to me. Truth is, after I graduated from college, my plan was to become a Fish & Game Warden for California. : ) Imagine that. Me with a gun, sort of.

3. What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from the industry?
I have received a lot of advice. Most of it BS and some good. The only advice I have is truly from my self and my experiences in this business. Always believe in yourself. Don’t listen to every single little thing people are going to say about you. Some people will love you, some won’t. Some will love to shoot you, some won’t. Just be who you are, don’t change who you are for a paycheck and don’t do anything you’re ashamed of or don’t want anyone to see. I live by this: ‘Those who mind, don’t matter and the people that MATTER, don’t mind.’ In this business you don’t know who to trust. Just remember who you are and stay true to that. When you’re on camera, do what you LOVE!

4. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?
Two things off hand. I was shooting a scene with one of my all time favorites, Irina Sky. She went to sit on the top edge of the couch so I could ‘get a closer view’ so to speak. She went up and the couch flipped over. It went straight back and over with her on it. It was better than bloopers. She flew in air with the couch and hit the wall and ground. She was okay, but it was something I will never forget. I just kept repeating “OMG- are you okay..” LOL. The other was me attempting to go outside on the patio before the intro to a scene. I thought the sliding glass door was open, but I was wrong. I walked face on and fast into a glass door. Candy girl (camera woman) would NOT stop laughing and truth is neither would I. It took a few minutes after I saw stars, but after that the world was right and I made sweet love to the one and only Penny Flame.

5. What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in the industry?
That we are ALL gay for pay. That we ALL do this for a paycheck. That we ALL do drugs. That we’re ALL tainted and have no souls. Or, my favorite: that every women in porn has been molested, abused, or had some horrible nasty childhood. I hate to be the one who spoils all that, but I’m living proof thats not always the case. Of course it is in some.

In EVERY profession people have problems. It seems girls in my business are more open for judgement just because we share our personal sex life with the world. Yes, we’re naked. Damn us all. Whatever. Truth is, some women just love sex. Some are fabulous at it. Some want to share it with the world, and make the world a better place. I’m just a regular girl - girl next door in fact to many. I just love what I do, love sex, love women and even men too. I happen to be comfortable with myself and open enough to share my experiences and my advice with the world. I hope to make one person happy at a time and if I do, then I’ve achieved my goal. People pass judgement so easily there days and truth is no one is perfect.

6. What did you do today?
I had some good food, worked on finishing my outline for my next feature with Sweetheart Video hopefully, watched the movie ‘From Hell’ and I’m getting ready to go to the game show Price Is Right on Monday. So far that is, muahahaha…

7. What would you rather have done today?
Had kinky sex. I need it.

8. If you could do a movie with anyone (living or brought back from the dead) who would it be?
Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Bettie Paige. and James Dean. There are a few more, but these two women are to die for and the men are stud muffins.

9. Who is your favorite adult performer?
Savanna Samson, Jenna Jameson and Penny Flame.

10. You’ve got 20 bucks left to your name; what would you do with it?
Buy a Sunset Roll – best sushi roll I’ve ever had. Perhaps some soy beans and miso soup as well.

11. If you were president, what’s the first thing you’d change?
Gun Control, Abortion Rights, School Education/Program Funding and Taxes. Guns don’t kill people. Idiots with guns kill people. I don’t feel it’s anybody’s right to have a say over a woman’s body or personal choices in life. We have enough kids in this world who are helpless and unaccounted for. Taxes, need I say more. Education. The kids of today are truly the future of tomorrow. When I’m old and looking back, I hope to God we leave this world a good place and take care of the future people who will lead, run, inspire and continue our existence. Oh yeah, and Animal Cruelty and Whale Killings! Don’t get me started on the Whale jerk offs LOL.

12. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
I had sex ONE time with someone I would never ever have sex with. That and years ago I had to much to drink and passed out. Woke up the next day half naked and my friend was staring at me like I was in a coma or something. Not a good feeling, note to self. LOL. My good friend saw me naked. Good thing I look the same without make up. Coyote Ugly SUCKS!

13. Which is your favorite project you’ve worked on?
My records photo shoot. I love coming up with ideas for movies and photo shoots but to actually execute them with success, including my vision in mind seems to be a process. That and my feature film. I love the girls I worked with. Like family to me.

14. If you could have 1 superpower what would it be?
Time Travel.

15. Meat or veggie?
Veggie, but I have to have a fat steak here and there. Meat is good for you, but veggies are better. LOL.

16. What is your favorite book?
Lord Of The Flies, The Hobbit and Interview With A Vampire.

17. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Ugly feet and dragon toe nails. Sorry.

18. What is your best piece of sex advice for women?
Do what you LOVE, and love what you do. Open up and free your mind.

19. What is your favorite adult movie?
Mine : )

20. Tell me one thing you’ve never told anyone else.
My first feature film with Sweetheart Video is finished in editing and is ready to be released. I believe in love. I fell in love and had my heart smashed and rearranged by a married man to say the least. I’m not perfect. I make mistakes. I believe in my next life I will come back as a cat so I can scratch the shit out of all the bitches I want. Im a grown woman who is still learning. I’m at my sexual peak and plan to find the best sexual experience of my life. I used to love boy bands when I was younger. That is all.

Watch Elexis Monroe’s movies on HM4Her.

And for more Elexis, head over to her myspace page.

Studio: Vivid Ed Category: Instructional

It’s a damn shame that Penny Flame is quitting the business, because this girl is awesome. Not only is she a fabulous porn star, she rocks the sex educator stage like the best of them. Her engaging approach to making instructional porn takes the genre to a new height, where it’s not just about giving people info on how-to, the movie actually creates a safe and comfortable environment for folks to test their boundaries. Plus Flame keeps it sexy and fun enough to bring into the bedroom to help with those “interactive demos.”

I really like that Penny repeatedly goes over the places not to hit. She reinforces how important it is to be careful and know your shit before jumping into rough play. Being able to see the back end of what could be perceived as something violent really helps give me perspective into consensual kink play and how hot it can be.

When it comes to my favorite part of the movie, I can’t decide if I like scene 3 or scene 4 best. Both scenes are chock full of discussion about the rough play they showcase, as well as super hot hardcore that totally makes me want to take notes to bring back to my own bedroom. Oh, and be sure to check out scene one, where Penny talks about all the important ins and outs of safe and sex rough housing.

If you are looking for ways to incorporate kink, or just wanna watch super sexy people get rough, be sure to check this out.

-J.D. Bauchery

Watch “Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Rough Sex” Now!

Happy Hump Day!  Lots of links to give lovin’ to, so let’s get it goin’!

- What would happen of sex blogger Violet Blue welcomed April Flores, Kimberly Kane, Courtney Trouble, Pepper, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and Carlos Batt into her living room for an evening of debauchery?  The most amazing hotness ever captured on film, obviously.  Just look at the picture posted above!  Last Friday Violet Blue did just that when the aforementioned folks’ porn shooting locale fell through.  She should get some sort of sexy commendation for helping get those people all naked in the same room.  I CAN NOT WAIT to see!

- Speaking of sexy, check out the world’s first steampunk vibrator! Ani Now, an engineering student with a minor in human sexuality, merged her interests to create this compressed air run metal vibe that is the epitome of functional art.  For all you San Francisco people, the vibe is on display at Madison Young’s Femina Potens art gallery. (via The Frisky)

- And one more San Francisco link!  In honor of National Masturbation Month, the Center for Sexual & Culture hosted their 9th annual Masturbate-A-Thon last Saturday.  Lots of people came out to show their support and raise money – by watching or participating.  Records were broken, people came and everyone had a great time.  SF Weekly has an awesome slideshow of pics from the event.  Sigh, I think I’m on the wrong coast!  (via World Sex News)

-Playboy just annouced America’s Sexiest CEOs list, which includes none other than lady porn director extraordinare, Candida Royalle!  Sure, the list is way sexist and problematic in a million ways, but for now, I just wanna cheer on Candida and say congrats to all the ladies listed!  (via Jamye Waxman)

- Sad news for all us Penny Flame fans.  Penny has officially quit the porno business to deal with her issues, including booze and sex addictions (which she faced on celebrity rehab). As part of trying to refind herself, “Penny” is blogging her journey - under her real name, Jennie Ketcham.  Goodbye Penny, you’ll be missed.

- Amen! Chad Hardy, the maker of  ”Men On A Mission,” the calendar featuring Mormon missonaries shirtless and ready to preach, is defending his work as totally “PG” and full of the same thing the Book Of Mormon is – bare-chested men.  While the Mormon church is pissed, I think it may just be the thing to up conversions.     

- India’s first porn star is here and she can’t help that she’s hot… she’s drawn that way (shamless Roger Rabbit quote).  Yep, Savita Bhabhi is a cartoon.  Actually, let me rephrase that… an extremely popular, bordering on cult status, 60 million unique visits a month cartoon. Since porn is illegal in India, it’s about as close as it’s gonna get to the real deal right now.  (via The Frisky) 

- This, people, is why we need comprehensive sex education in schools!  Mountain Dew as birth control… sigh. (via TheFrisky)

- And lastly, this escalator is mighty vaginal for a doll that has no genitals.  Am I wrong?

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

They tried to make her go to rehab… and she said no, no n… well ok, as long as it’s televised.

Porn’s sweetheart Penny Flame is joining the ranks of the celeb-realitized (that’s celebrity reality show go-ers, for all you not in the know) and heading over to VH1 Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew for her sex addiction. Who’s to say if Flame is actually a sex addict or not, but it should be a pretty interesting show. The rest of this installment’s cast includes former Playmate Nicole Narain (of Colin Farrell sex tape fame), former Miss United States Teen/Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche, gay film director Duncan Roy, Playboy covergirl Amber Smith and pornstar Kendra Jade.

As a side note, what is diagnosed as sex addiction is a pretty controversial topic among sex folks. Libidos vary so much that one person’s normal might be having sex ten times a week and another person’s normal is having sex ten times a year – and neither is wrong or bad. Wanting sex/to get off a lot only becomes an issue if is problematic to the person or if the search for it/need for it is overwhelmingly taking over a person’s day to day functions, as with alcoholics and drug addicts.

All that said, my hopes for the show are that they treat porn fairly and that they don’t change Penny too much… I mean really, we don’t want her to quit her day job!

(via Fleshbot)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery