My partner’s penis is smaller than I’d like, what are the best positions to maximize his goods?
-Desperately Seeking Size
Miami, FL
Not all penises were created equal. Some are bigger, some smaller and, unfortunately, some fall into the “what am I supposed to do with that?!?” category (which includes both the very small and very big). While some people love the smaller stallions, others need a little more horsepower. One of the downsides to having sex using a biological cock (other than the whole baby-making aspect) is that unlike using a harness and dildo, you’re man’s meat is stationary. You can’t just swap out an undesirable size for one that works better with your shape and size preference. But not to fear, there are easy workarounds to get past the problem of the pequeño penis.
Fortunately for us, the body is a bendy and exciting tool in the arsenal of tricks you can use to enhance your sex life. The positions that best suit a smaller suitor are ones that compact the vagina to make it as short as possible. Shorter vagina means that you get deeper penetration and feel more of your vagina being stimulated by his penis.
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Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday! Happy mid-weeking to all!! I don’t know why I am so giddy for this hump day, but I seem to be! Let’s get to the linkage!
- Summer smash hit about cuddly robots might be more fun than originally thought. Gender warrior Kate Bornstein queers up WALL * E while we high five in the background for infultrating Pixar with our agenda! (via Daily Bedpost)
- Possibly the most pointless piece of apparel this side if the International Male catalog (a caftan, really?). I’m clearly ordering both colors… and back ups for each just in case. (via Fleshbot)
- Risque interwebbing strikes again! A Philly magazine accidently went adult when they gave the wrong web address for a store in their Best Of issue. Instead of directing people to Home Grown (www.homegrownpa.com), a home furnishing store in the Philly suburbs, the mag offers www.homegrown.com, the website for Homegrown Video, an amateur porn studio. Hahaha. Ouch. I’d laugh more, but I used to be a fact checker at a Philly magazine, so really, I feel their pain. Anyone else looking for a fact checking job, I think Main Line Today has a new opening. (via AVN)
- Classy accessory or perfect way to keep your vibe close by?
_ Speaking of classy, check out Ron Jeremy’s profile in Time Magazine! The Hedgehog is movin’ on up! (via AVN)
- Back to infultrating Pixar - the real story behind Toy Story. (Via HotMovies The Blog)
- Learn something new every day. Things I didn’t know: Napolean’s dick was cut off posthumously. Ok, rumoured to be cut off and mummified. I guess they really didn’t want no short short man… The Frisky rounds up famous weiners in history. (via The Frisky)
Enjoy your hump day!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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