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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  At the end of this week, it will officially be autumn 2011!  These seasons are flying by, but luckily each and every week we get a chance to stop and celebrate the small things like Humpday, that middle-of-the-week bump that we get to ride into the weekend.  How do we celebrate, you ask?  With Link Love, of course!  We scour the internet from top to bottom, looking for the sexiest news, which we then bring right to you here at HM4Her.  Now let’s get to it!

- Something there should totally be more of in life – porno blooper reels.  Yes please!

- Whether or not you agree that Maggie Gyllenhaal should be lending out her vibrators like a library, the real thing to focus on here is that Maggie Gyllenhaal talks about using vibrators, which means we get to picture her using those vibrators.  Grinnnn.
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What a disappointment that we only just found these totally bare-all bathing suits, just as bathing suit season comes to an end.  I guess we will just have to get them for our man friends when the weather turns warm next year.  Holy cock shot!

What any man needs for those classy days at the beach…

xoxo
- Ginger and JD

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Our photo folders here at HM4Her are full to the brim with some seriously sexy pictures, and I am always eager to spend an afternoon sifting through to find the cream of the crop… so to speak.  Today The Porn Librarian directed me to this fabulous folder of UKNakedMen photos from the movie Up The Aristocracy, which included this awesome photoset.

There is just something about these three images posted in succession that makes me so very happy.

Thanks for the awesome cock shots, Matt Hughes!  Oh, and the Fleshlight too!  I love really good quality pictures of really smutty images.

Happy Monday!

xoxo
-JD

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Intercourse and handjobs are like chocolate ice cream and strawberry ice cream – they are both equally tasty and fun, and you don’t have to partake in just one, or both. In fact, you can have two scoops, or just a lick of each. Sex is the same way. While it’s become the norm to think of sex as a linear event (ie. first base, then second base, third, and onward to the home run), in reality, there is no right or wrong way to fuck. And just because handjobs are foreplay to some folks, it doesn’t mean a good handjob can’t take you all the way home and beyond.

To get my point across loud and clear, I am putting a moratorium on the idea of foreplay. I am of the firm belief that anything that traditionally comes before intercourse is perfectly capable of standing on its own. And though we may play that way and then go to intercourse, there should be no prescribed agenda or script to follow. In honor of giving the big F.U. to anyone telling anyone else how to have sex, I am offering up a two-part Sex Tips that deal directly with our five fingered friends, our hands!

First up I’m giving the guys some love… well, them and the sexy strapped on gals. I’m talkin’ bout man-handling the manbits, stroking the sausage, wankin’ the weiner – basically how to give the best of the best handjob around. Next week you guys get a little lady bit lovin’!

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