Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? You know what’s a super strange combo? Shakespeare and porno. What’s even stranger is a porno that is not only a parody of one of Shakespeare’s plays, but also employs Shakespearean language… and mixes it with contemporary dialogue. Confused? Yeah, me too. But that’s Dream Zone Entertainment‘s take on Romeo and Juliet. And surprisingly, I am totally into it.… More
Happy Humpday. Welcome back to the midweek stretch. I don’t know about you all, but for me this week has felt like it’s already been a 100 days long. Hows about we skip the witty intro banter and get to the good stuff.
- Playboy launches a new ad campaign that doesn’t “beat around the bush” about self pleasure. Pretty sexy, if you ask me!… More
I tried and failed at watching the Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure – A Porno Parody. I just couldn’t get through it. Some things just aren’t meant to be made into a porno in my eyes (not that you won’t/ can’t enjoy it). I was still in the spoof mood so I decided to give it another go with the Pretty Woman XXX Parody. For some reason it is a little easier for me to accept the smutty version of this particular movie.… More
I’ve been reviewing porn for the last five years, so it’s not all that often that I get to say the thing I am about to say – I am doing something I’ve never done before. I am watching 3-D porn! You heard me right, 3-D porn… and I am watching it at my desk on a regular old computer. Pretty awesome, huh?… More
There’s nothing like tainting your fondness for lighthearted movies with a comic book character porn parody. It was, afterall, my choice to watch The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, so how can I really complain?
I’ll admit, scene 1 gave me the Batman, Robin and Catwoman threesome that I always wanted. I didn’t get to watch Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder make-out, but I got to watch them DP Selina Kyle (Catwoman). Yep, it gets hardcore up in this porno. Not that I don’t love a little a lot of skin, but I wish Catwoman would have been wearing more of a cat suit. The boys wore fairly authentic looking costumes, but my girl got stuck wearing a pair of workout pants with claw marks. What the hell? Did she scratch her own pants? It may be all the same to some, but dammit, wardrobe is important to me! Anywho, Catwoman handles the dynamic duo and gets exactly what she wants out of them… jizz! When the scene is over we get a cameo from Ron Jeremy as the Penguin. I love how Ron pops up everywhere, even if his wang doesn’t.… More
Alright, I’ll admit it – I’ve already reviewed this movie before. But that was about a million years ago (back in 2008), and it recently came up again when I was hanging out with some friends, talking about fisting. I know, fisting is a weird segue into Edward Penishands, but hey, truth is stranger than fiction, right? Anyway, I was totally blown away the first time I watched this movie and was just as excited when I made my friends gather around my computer and watch a few clips. Clearly I have a hard time leaving my work at work. When I brought this masterpiece back to the front of my brain, I just knew I had to revisit it on the site and make sure that the most people possible have this hilarious/awesome porn in their lives. What can I say – you can just call me Mother Theresa.… More
Christmas Vacation is my favorite movie to watch at Christmas time. It cracks me up and puts me in the holidays spirit. I know by now that porn spoofs are never going to live up to my love for the actual movies, but still I go back to them. It’s like some unhealthy relationship.… More
I’m going to be totally honest with you guys here – I don’t love a porno parody. Whenever I choose to review a parody, I sit down and steel myself for what I am expecting to be a less than stellar adult experience. Yes, I am generalizing here, but when you think about it, I have watched my fair share of spoof porns, and I’d say that I’m a pretty good judge.… More
A parody AND a superhero porn – where do I sign up?!? There is something so exciting me to about superhero porn parodies and I’ve been looking forward to checking out this eight-legged flick for a bit. Who doesn’t love Spider-Man? I mean really, he’s just a sweet dude with a crush that gets a spider bite, making him shoot jiz (or spiderwebs, if you want to be technical) from his wrists. And he fights bad guys. What’s not to love? Anyway, let’s get to it!… More
