I’m going to start this post by assuming that all of you are well aware of the disgusting comments made by Abercrombie CEO concerning who should be wearing his clothing. If not, then shame on you, but here ya go. If you have heard of the spewage comments but haven’t seen Greg Karber trying to re-brand the brand then watch this:
And so, now we’re all on the same page.… More
I’ve got two words for you, people: MacGyver porn. Oh yeah, you heard me right. The industry finally cracked its nut and brought us porn based off of the action-adventure show from the ‘80s/’90s. I don’t know about you, but I am a big MacGyver fan. I mean, come on, the man regularly saves the day using crap he finds in his pockets – like bobby pins, sticks of gum and paperclips. How could you not be totally amazed? So yeah, Dream Zone Entertainment went there and brought us the last parody I expected – MacGyver XXX – A Dream Zone Parody.… More
While it may not seem like it on the surface, porn parodies are actually a multi-layered experience. Sure, they can get you off, but they can also offer up a less charged and scary way for people to engage with porn, and they can draw out memories that you totally forgot surrounding movies and shows you watched long ago. Take Clerks XXX – A Porn Parody, for instance. It’s been a minute since I even thought about the movie Clerks, let alone watched it, but lo and behold, the minute I saw this parody in the recently added, all of my teenage angst and love of the movie came flooding back. Oh parody porn, you are amazing.… More
A few weeks back Ginger Leigh added her top five nominees for the 2013 AVN Awards coming this weekend! This time around I wanted to add my own favorites to the mix. Sure, we have crazy similar tastes, but I thought I’d offer up something a little different with 5 MORE 2013 AVN Noms!… More
We’ve been hunkered down riding out Hurricane Sandy here in the great city of Philadelphia for the last couple of days. We made it through safely and feel strongly that the porno must go on! There is no way we were going to let a little wind and rain stop us from one of our favorite posts of the year: Top Five Halloween Pornos!… More
I’m a huge Nightmare On Elm Street fan. Back in the day I always had to see every Freddy Krueger movie as soon as it came out. I was obsessed, which is why I’m shocked that it has taken me this long watch A Wet Dream On Elm Street. Or maybe I was just trying not to taint yet another of my favorite movies by watching the XXX version. Either way, here goes!… More
So, last week my partner proposed to me and, of course, I said yes. Though it seems a little weird to announce it on the site, I kind of have to, because it’s all I can think about. And because it’s all I can think about, it translates to the pervy work I am doing, which means that this Top Five Tuesday is all about the wedded bliss of porno! That’s right – five bridal flicks to feast your eyes on. Though we aren’t doing the deed for a while, I figured I should start preparing now for the wedding night and get some additional pointers.… More
Reviewing porno is a tricky business. For every movie that I choose to watch, there are three others that catch my eye but must fall to the wayside for that day. And, of course, because I am my scatter-brained self, I totally forget that they are even there in the first place. That’s right – !… More
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a total nerd for comic book movies. I’m not going to act like a I’ve read the actual comics, but I have an affection for the movies made after them and Iron Man is among my favorites. I love Robert Downey Jr. in the role of Tony Stark (AKA Iron Man). He is funny, charming, smart and I would totally fall for him if I was a comic book character. If we’re choosing, I want to be Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff).… More
