Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb. It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier. There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open! Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor! Good thing you get the fruits of my labor! So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!
- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars. That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons… Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?! I think not. (via Fleshbot)
- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources. Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness. Thanks Pink and White! (via Tiny Nibbles)
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s Wednesday again and there is a lot going on in the sexy world, so let’s skip the pleasantries and get to it!
- The rumor that the Olympic village is pretty much one giant orgy is not quieted by some of the action we’ve seen on the ice this year – especially during Ice Dancing. The Frisky rounded up some of the… “hottest” stuff we’ve seen on ice so far. Including the U.K. brother/sister team of Kerr and Kerr pictured. Yeah, you read that right… bother/sister team. Woah, right?
Norway’s Madeline Dupont joined in with the European Curling League’s effort to promote the sport – a calendar featuring 26 female curlers in various states of undress. Like I said, the most interesting thing to happen to the sport since… well, since it started I suppose. Or maybe when they switched to regulation broom sizes? Not that I know anything about their brooms at all, actually… I just think it’s funny that they have them.
Either way – yes, women shouldn’t HAVE to get naked for a sport to be better, but in this case, it means that there is about 60% more of a chance that I would watch curling now, if even just to see this blond Norwegian bombshell in icy action.
Happy Friday! It’s Mixtape Rewind time again in these parts and I am excited about this week’s pick! With all the 2010 Vancouver Olympics talk we’ve been doing, we’ve actually yet to talk about my favorite figure skater of them all, Pennsylvania’s own Johnny Weir. Totally flamboyant and amazing (though he refuses to disclose his orientation… but duh), Weir is the most interesting thing to hit the ice since Tonya Harding fled the scene.
I was super bummed that I missed out on Johnny performance at this year’s games and I hope I can rummage around the web to find a video. But until then, this awesome routine to Lady Ga-Ga’s “Poker Face” will just have to tide me over.
We are super excited for the 2010 Vancouver Games! Well, any Olympic games really…
While we do admit that we like the Summer Olympics a little better because we get to see more skin, those figure skating get-ups are really nothing to sneeze at…
2 out of 2 lesbians agree that Natash Kai is totally hot, but nothing beats the original…
But bonus points, Natasha, for the ink and for being one of few proud, out Olympic athletes. As far as we’re concerned, you can take your shirt off whenever you want.
Another Gold for Team USA! The United States defeated Brazil in the match for the medal in Women’s Football! And we all know what does a soccer win means! A super hot ripped chick tossing off her shirt in celebration! I know, it’s really about the athletics and their amazing sports powers, but I can’t help but get all giddy over this picture. I’m only human, and inked up player Natasha Kai is making it hard for me not to look…
I’m going to try my best to avoid making a frat boy-esq post about the gold medal women’s beach volleyball match. Last night Misty May-stupid husband’s last name and Kerri Walsh won their second straight gold medal and it’s pretty obvious that the gods were watching.
First, as a feminist, I feel that I should state that I think their bikinis are a little ridiculous. I mean, I feel like if I’m an Olympic caliber volleyball player, I shouldn’t have to wax anything in order to represent my country. The men manage to play pretty well wearing shorts and tank tops…
Anyways, the sport gets a lot of coverage and I’m going to go out on a limb and say it’s largely in thanks to those skimpy bikinis. Hopefully, people who tune in for to watch two women with amazing bodies running around in bikinis, learn to appreciate the incredible athleticism it takes to do what they do.
Now, back to the gods looking down on last night’s medal match. So, you’ve got two women in incredible physical shape (omg see pic!) who are wearing the smallest white bikinis I’ve seen since Pamela Anderson got married and what happens. It freaking rains. That’s right, fans who weren’t satisfied with watching gorgeous women dive around in next to nothing were treated to what we typically reserve for spring break and girls gone wild – a wet bikini contest.
So to counter the inevitable posts about this gift from the heavens, here are a few athletic accomplishments that may be forgotten in the barrage of images that are sure to be discussed at length today:
The pair didn’t lose a single set in Beijing.
The victory extended their streak of consecutive wins to 108.
They are the first duo to win consecutive gold medals
My congratulations to both women who may have played their last match together as they both intend to take time off to start families. I swear I appreciate your mad volleyball skills!
I think that this is the only blog in the world (at least the only sex blog) that hasn’t really commented on the Oylmpic athletes bodies. Not that I haven’t noticed, mind you, I just haven’t commented. And I’m not starting now. I just wanted a good, quick way to bring up how sexualized the Oylmpics actually are so I could seamlessly segue into Violet Blue’s awesome look at some of the hottest sex records out there.
Here is a taste:
I don’t think that title will be winning American admiration from competing countries anytime soon. Though I do think that Kink.com should earn some type of award at the very least for “largest porn studio” (The Armory) and the F— Machines competition, held to see which female performer could ejaculate upon orgasm the furthest (under scientific conditions including lots of latex and medical equipment, of course). The gold medal went to Flower Tucci, who, upon orgasm, squirted ejaculatory fluid 16 feet, with runner-up Annie Cruz who shot 13 feet. On the record, the most ejaculations for a man in one hour are 16, and if it’s any consolation, guys, the average speed of male ejaculate is 28 mph.
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