Music gets me off. It’s pretty much a proven fact of my life that when I want to get really hot, all I need to do is turn on a song I think is really sexy. It could be anything from Prince to Megadeath, but if I’m in the mood for it, it puts me in the mood instantly. And from what I’ve noticed, just like I dance faster when the music is faster, I tend to want faster stimulation as the music picks up pace. But I had always thought of that as wishful thinking – a vibrator that followed the music. Well, not anymore! Enter the OhMiBod, a vibe that plugs directly into your iPod and buzzes along with your music. Holy crap is that a good idea!
I was lucky enough to get an OhMiBod Gspot vibe to review. The Gspot is just like the original OhMiBod, but has a specially curved tip that’s designed just for g-spot lovin’. When I first brought my Gspot home and plugged it into my iPod, I must have spent an hour just playing through songs to see what the vibrations felt like. I love love love that OhMiBod included a jack that lets you hook your headphones in and listen to your songs as well, because the best part of the toy, in my opinion, is that both the song and the vibes get you going. Finally my brain clicked and I remembered I had a job to do.
Music lovers rejoice! OhMiBod’s Naughtibod (Naughtinano) might be the best thing to happen to music technology since the iPod. For those of you who like to incorporate music into every aspect of your life, you can now sync your iPod with this vibe and rock out with your cock out.
If you haven’t heard about this toy yet, this vibe transforms the rhythm of your selected track into a vibration pattern. You can plug it into your iPod, cell phone or even an electric guitar, and get down and dirty to your favorite songs.
I grabbed my ghetto shuffle and settled in for a night of music appreciation. I have to admit I surprised at how accurate this thing is. I guess I tried not to get my hopes up, but it really does vibe to the beat of whatever you’re listening to. It’s pretty damn cool. My only complaint is that in between songs, the vibe does nothing, which can be a bit of a buzzkill. Also, and this is by no means a bad thing, this is a toy that you need to set aside some time for. It won’t take you from zero to earth-shattering orgasm in minutes. It’s something that will get you where you’re trying to go, but over the course of an album, not a song.
Ok, so I recently became the owner of the Naughtinano by OhMiBod and i’m kind of stalking it online. Just stumbled upon this old commercial for the original vibe. It’s not as good as the other I posted recently, but I love red heads who sing into vibrators in their underpants.
