Often, us straight girls have a list of women we’d go lesbian for. Kim Kardashian is always my top choice. She’s fucking hot as hell. Her sex tape with Ray-J isn’t anything to write home about, but her body is amazing (and on that note - so is Ray-J’s). Naturally, I’m also a huge fan of the E! show Keeping Up With the Kardashians which is what this movie is based around. For those of you who don’t know, the show follows the whole Kardashian family through their lives and it’s just ridiculous. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I don’t think anyone in the family has actually done anything of merit (save for Bruce Jenner) and therefore I shouldn’t be wasting my time but I still love Kim’s ass.
Anyway, this is about Getting It Up With the Kardassians which, much like the show, was pretty hot. The female cast even resembled the Kardashian girls - slightly. The scenes were spoofs of things that happened on the show - the mom hired a too-sexy babysitter, the mom tried to come between her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend, Kim hired a trainer to get in shape. However, unlike the show, the scenes turned into hot sex and turned me on.
The final scene is a girl-girl threeway between Kim and her friends Eva Angelina and Nikki Benz. Considering there’s truth to every joke (and spoof), maybe there’s hope for girls like me after all.
No Comments »
