Taking on a porno angle, the Flying Pink Pig (henceforth to be known as FPP) belongs to entrepreneur Sunny Lane and her band of hot and horny employees, which of course are all super sexy ladies.  Not only does the food come with a secret aphrodisiac sauce, it comes with a smokin’ lady to make sure you aren’t going to need all of those extra napkins they’ve added to your order!

Turning this from mere fuckfest into a plot-driven porno, Ron Jeremy is on Lane’s tail and wants to take the FPP as his own.  Jeremy’s girl on the side, Nikki Hunter infiltrates the FPP and becomes one of Sunny’s girls to get the inside scoop before (spoiler alert) she gets fucked into a conscience and joins the FPP ladies for real.

At the same time, Lane gets to meet with a couple of investors and have a wicked threeway to get her own way with the future of the truck.  This scene (the 4^th one) ended up being my super favorite, if nothing else than Nick Manning’s super raw and totally hot sex face.  That man is not one to hold back!  While gritting teeth and snarling aren’t everyone’s bag, I think that they are awesome and make the scene all that better for me.  Though it didn’t take much more than just watching Sunny Lane, Shayla LaVeaux and Nick Manning to make it so very awesome.  Hot sex face is just icing on an already delicious cake.  So much win!

Oh and I can’t forget to mention the law suit that happened over the truck.  Apparently the truck’s owner didn’t get that this movie was a porno and just expected that his beloved piggy was being used in a romantic movie, and was pissed when he found out.  Dude, you are either a moron for not knowing what your truck was being used for, or a total liar because I can’t imagine that no one mentioned the whole fucking in your truck thing.  Though honestly, I can’t figure out why anyone would want to fuck in a food cart. Those things are as dirty and disgusting as they come.  Still, the movie is super hot and I recommend a watch to anyone that doesn’t plan to get lunch at a cart after watching.

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So, you can imagine what happened when I got super excited to watch this Penthouse flick and found out Ms. Nicole was in the first scene. I was especially heartbroken looking at the screencaps, because it looks so good and I love bathroom sex… Why is life so cruel?

I decided that it wasn’t fair to just ignore every movie that Adrianna Nicole is in forever. In fact, I’m going to bug JD to review this particular scene so you can learn about it without having to hear my tainted opinion. It’ll probably be the hottest thing in the world and I’ll never see it. Anyways, enough of the I can’t watch Adrianna Nicole fuck any more pity party. Here’s my review of Scorned minus the first scene.

So basically what we have here is a tale of a woman scorned, if you couldn’t deduce that from the title. When Roxanne Hall figures out that her husband Marcus London, all hell breaks loose. She immediately fucks Mikey Butders in a scene that is pretty excellent. Hall is really great in it and really captures the devil may care attitude of a woman who’s on a sexual mission.

The best scene, without a doubt, is the final threesome between Hall, Nick Manning and Kylie Ireland. With those three, you know it’s going to be hot, but the fact that London is tied up watching the hole thing adds an element that really pushed this one over the edge for me. I’m not typically into the whole cuckold thing, but the set up in this movie makes it such a sweet moment.

Penthouse rarely disappoints and I think this is a really great movie. Hall is fantastic and it’s a good plot that adds to the sex scenes without getting ridiculous. If you’re looking for a couples film that’s a little dirty, consider this one.

How about Mr. Marcus and Nick Manning?

Evan Stone has convinced them all to come together and form a super male dance troupe. That’s right, you can now watch some of the biggest male porn stars shake their asses for your viewing pleasure!

I’m really not.

All five of these studs have been working for a billion years because they’re super awesome and if you’re a fan of even one you’re going to be thrilled to hear that

They’ve dubbed themselves the XXX-Men, which I’m sure will please my super nerdy girlfriend, and will be touring the country. I’m thrilled to see one of my favorite male performers Tommy Gunn has signed on along with Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Manning, and Stone.

I wonder if they do big gay weddings?

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Studio: Jet MultimediaCategory: Gonzo

While I usually wouldn’t give a movie called “Bang That Bitch 4” a second look, Belladonna caught my eye on the cover and I’m pretty sure that if there’s one girl in this world who wants to get “banged like a bitch,” it’s her. Anyways, I decided I would watch the one scene with her in it and, if it was worthy, review it. Since you’re reading this, you should be able to deduce what I think.

First, Belladonna is totally young in this scene. I mean, I’m sure she’s a lot younger than I am, but I’m guessing it’s a pretty old scene by her tan lines, clunky shoes and pubic hair. Checking out a girl’s pubes is like carbon dating…

Anyways, Nick Manning is the lucky dude who gets to bang Belladonna and there’s a reason why he’s been getting his dick wet for money for like 100 years. He’s great in this scene, but doesn’t try to steal the scene from one of my favorite porn stars.

Manning starts by eating Belladonna out before finger banging her and, of course, it’s awesome. She’s absolutely adorable and sexy and everything I always expect her to be. Soon enough, she shows off her oral skills, deep-throating Manning’s sizeable member over and over again. It’s pretty amazing how she makes things I’m usually not into totally hot. The bj scene is pretty long, but she’s having so much fun that you can’t help but enjoy it.

Once they’re both good and ready, she climbs on top of Manning and rides him reverse cowboy style for freaking ever. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a tamer Belladonna scene and I am reminded why I fell in love with this dirty bird years ago. It’s pretty hot, but once they switch it up and he’s absolutely drilling her from behind I was thanking the porno higher power for Bang that Bitch 4…

Since it is Nick Manning, you know this scene is ending with him dropping loads and our greedy girl gobbling it up.

Regarding the rest of the movie, I have nothing to say. I don’t know who’s in it and don’t really care all that much. I’m just thrilled to have stumbled upon this great scene.
-The Porn Librarian

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The Whorelore saga continues in Episode 3 as Remus gathers everything she needs to complete her quest. First up, the sweat of a troll. Oddly enough, I think the troll is Jamacian. She keeps saying “mon” and until she starts rubbing her pussy, talks of nothing but smoking up. So that’s kind of weird… Fortunately, there’s nothing weird about watching Taylor Rain finger herself – which is totally hot besides the occasional “ya mon.” In the end, the elf princess gets what she wants as the troll squirts into a beaker for her.

This episode concludes with a hardcore scene starring Nick Manning, Ava Rose, and Jessica Jaymes. As fans know, there’s lots of magic in Whorelore and watching Rose make Manning’s big cock disappear down her throat is magical indeed. Rose soon disappears, but Manning and Jaymes put on quite a show as the demon pounds the succubus into submission.

Of course, I’m not really sure what this means regarding the quest. To be honest, I kind of got caught up in the fucking and lost track. I suppose that really isn’t a bad thing and I’m going to assume that our heroes are now one step closer to defeating the greater evil.

Just a warning for those of you who don’t like super hardcore flicks – the final scene is pretty aggressive. Of course, demons aren’t known for cuddling…

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Studio: 6969 Entertainment Category: Spoofs

I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything – even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.

The scenes were amusing – Lindsay Blowhan can’t make it through the metal detector, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie get some sex-ed on The Simple Life, Katherine Hymen and Sandra Ho get dirty on Grundel’s Anatomy, and Dumi Moore gives Gashton Coocher some head – but they weren’t really sexy. At the end of each scene, Gashton comes in to inform the “celeb” that they have been Spunk’d, and he blows a load all over their faces. Everyone laughs, and licks it all up.

That’s really it. Nick Manning makes a great Gashton – they both have a similarly irritating Midwestern accent. The movie is shot very well and there’s a great cast (Ron Jeremy, Hillary Scott, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan) and it’s definitely funny. I was just hoping for something a little sexier.

Oh well, maybe next season. Punk’d wasn’t that great at first either.

-M.