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The 2014 of Sex Toys From the Best of 2013

2013 was my year of sexual toy revolution. I put so many novelties up, around, and on my hoo-hah-and-bits that you would think I should still be just vibrating…just sitting here…vibrating. But I’m not. Because I invested my time in only the most trusted companies and most desired doohickies. So what I’m going to do here is reward the best of the bunch and then review what’s coming from them in 2014, because VALENTINE’S DAY SITUATIONS are on their way and you best be prepared. Because, orgasms. And love. And lusty “if there’s ever a day to let you go in that hole I guess it’s today” conversations.

 

Almost all (if not every single freaking one) of these toys can be purchased here. If you have trouble finding one, tweet me or follow up in the comments and I’ll get you your fix.

 

 

Pipedream Products

I dub thee best for: Beginners’ Fetish Play

Best of 2013

All of their Ceramix collection. Featuring “an eco-friendly alternative to plastic, rubber, or silicone sex toys,” the Ceramix family can come in either the massager form or can be filled with water for temperature play. These two choices allow you to stimulate your sexual sense with vibration or temperature, all while using a different material that is new to your boo (your vag or bum). Ceramix No. 4 even just snagged the XBiz award for Non-Powered Sex Toy of the year. My favorite feature is that every one of the nine models look like came straight out of Alice in Wonderland’s sexual toy box. I’m a sucker for appearances.

Pipedream Ceramix Collection

 

What’s coming in 2014 (heh)

Icicles! Pipedream recently added 28 new hand-blown glass massager collection, bringing the total number to over 60 pieces. With such an extensive assortment, what could they even possibly add? My favorite might just be Icicles No. 49, the leather flogger that doubles as a glass anal plug. I’m a super light fetish fan, but this will do the trick regardless of sensitivity to the idea. You’ll definitely see a massive amount of glass anal plugs and bulb-like wands for interesting penetration. I see that becoming a major trend for 2014, and Pipedream is onto the game as well.

Pipedream Icicles Wand

 

 

Blush Novelties

I dub thee best for: Dildo play

Best of 2013

Totally a tie-up. I fell madly in love (as did my hoo-ha) with both the Naturally Yours Wild Ride and the Real Nude Suko playthings. The Wild Ride is indeed a wild ride; it features an intense nine iches of powerful vibrations. And while I wouldn’t recommend using it when peepy people are around (it makes a bit of noise), I do recommend shower use since it’s waterproof. I love it so much I told people to buy one for the holidays, and it’s the only sex toy that every single friend I know is aware of its existence in my collection. The Suko, on the other hand, is my best kept secret. I think it’s the closest thing I have to a real, actual penis, so I keep it hidden from my boyfriend. It’s on the bigger side (eight inches), and suction-cups itself to the wall so I can go at my own speed. Lube that sucker up and take off as crazy as you wanna be.

Blush Novelties Suko Dildo

 

What’s coming in 2014 

Personally, Blush is one of the greatest companies I’d have the pleasure of communicating with, and everything from the packaging to the user experience is impeccable, beautiful, and exciting. So with 2014 coming up I was really excited to hear what was in store for us. So, with this introduction of the newest Blush product I feel like I should be screaming, BECAUSE THEY ARE COCKS. DONGS. MASSIVE DICKS THAT ARE MOLDED UP TO 14 INCHES OF THICK PENIS. YOU HAVE VEINS. YOU HAVE RIBS. YOU HAVE GIRTH. YOU HAVE AN ANGRY THROBBING (it’s not but it very well could be) MEMBER READY TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. The newest line, Hard Steel, is impressive and bulging. And I love every part of it and can’t wait to try it out myself, since I’m a size goddess. As much as I loved Suko, it’s a princess wand compared to the below. Get ready for pooowwwaaahhhh.

Blush Novelties Hard Steel

 

 

Topco Sales

I dub thee best for: CyberSkin

Best of 2013

Well, we’re mixed again. This year I tried, and loved, tons of products from the UltraZone line, such as the Infinite vibe and Midnight Sun vibrating cock ring (damn good for couples’ play). Both provided a smooth, quiet, even, buzzy experience that led to multiple orgasms. With their wheel-function speed control and button controls (they differ on devices), it was easy to change the fun up, and they were pleasantly strong. The real fun came from the CyberSkin Big Ass Bang. As a woman with a vagina, I couldn’t fuck it. But I had the time of my life poking and smacking the material that had to have been created in Asgard. It’s crazy amazing and addictive. But after the entire office finished having their photographic love affair with the butt, it needed to be reviewed. So I found someone to review it. You know what, this takes the cake on product of the year in terms of fuckability.

 

What’s coming in 2014 

The unleashing of the Farrah Abraham! Or her molded sexual parts, that is. Crafted back in the chill of Autumn 2013, we were told by Topco that we should expect her pleasure line to hit shelves and then penises in January of 2014. It’s the 29th. I still see no Farrah parts. But, with the Farrah’d CyberSkin preview popping up around the internet, our eyes are peeled to the novelty news for the drop date.

Topco Mold of Farrah Abraham

 

 

nsnovelties

I dub thee best for: Massagers

Best of 2013

nsnovelties stands for New Sensations Novelties (or well, that’s what it should stand for because it’s the same family). And with the popular studio line from New Sensations entitled The Romance Series, it’s no surprise to me that their sex toy line is one of the best in personal massagers. They win Best Of with Muse, their tiny rechargeable bunny that is meant for complete clitoral bliss. From the tiny LED light ups to the steady power punch on your baby bits to the RECHARGEABLE factor, Muse sits right out their on my night stand for all to see and question about. I could not be happy about my career without having one and bragging daily about it. If ever you’ve wanted a squee toy that makes you happy to look at and to play with, Muse is it, and for that it was my favorite of the entire year.

Muse

 

What’s coming in 2014 

The in-it-to-win-it company is expanding on one of their most popular toys from the men’s line, the Renegade Pleasure Rocker. It was created penetrate and stimulate the prostate, while also massaging those gentle family jewels. It looks intense, and word is that it feels even more so. What nsnovelties did was just even the playing field, and they did so by releasing one for women — the Femme Vibrating G-Spot Rocker. Where the Renegade hits the prostate, Femme diddles your G-Spot and vibrates your clit. If you are one of the many that still hasn’t found the secret O-Town wonder, this could be just the thing for ya.

Femme Rocker

 

Crystal Delights

I dub thee best for: Classy glassy anal plugs

Best of 2013

I never would have known about the magical art that is Crystal Delights if it hadn’t been for the amazing Tasha Reign. Back in the fall, we at HotMovies interviewed her after she had a local exotic dance performance. Inquiring on her next big move, she mentioned that she had recently partnered up with Crystal Delights, an erotic toy company that featured glass butt plugs, and she was going to deliver lush, pastel-colored pony tails. We were curious immediately. After receiving the Reignbow Pony Tail from CD, we couldn’t stop our instant passion and showing-off skills. Everything they offer on their site is art — smooth, handmade glass and only the most artisan offerings in pony “hair”, feathers, fur, and faux fur. Another wonderful discovery was how easy the plugs were to wear. I had never tried one before, but insertion with lube was simple, and I felt sextastic and new throughout the entire experience. Also, the swirls of powdery glittery that statically float through the bulbs are again, magical. Swoon.

Tasha-Reignbow-Pony-Tail-Plug-4-colors

 

What’s coming in 2014 

Where we highlight the sugary swishes of candy-colored tails above, Crystal Delights is wowing us in the future with svelte, sophisticated tresses of natural hair color. It was easy to feel like a pampered pony princess with the explosion of the Reignbow tails in 2013, but now you can feel like a straight-up badass sex minx. Match your hair, match your cosplay, or throw on high heels and some wicked eyeliner — the point is, you will be in demand with these in. The bulbs are the same size, so they fit beginners or experts, and best of all, you can be in the upper echelon of pony tail wonderment.

 

Natural Colored Tails from Crystal Delight

 

Evolved Novelties

I dub thee best for: Something for everyone

Best of 2013

Evolved really does feature something for everyone, no matter who you are or what you like to fuck (just keep it legal, okay?). Stemming from Zero Tolerance Entertainment, Evolved carries that same edgy appeal that their studio productions excel in. Have you heard about my most favoritest parody ever, Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming? That was Zero Tolerance. And who doesn’t love Game of Thrones?! If you don’t, we are now enemies. So with their mass appeal toward everyone that loves sex, you’ll find their number one of the year — The Bendable You Too. The BYT is like a gymnastics sex nympho. It bends, and formfits to please your clit, g-spot, prostate, butt, nips, balls, whatever you need. The vibrations are powerful, and it can even be used underwater. Have fun with this in a couples romp or a solo sesh; this little guy aims to please you no matter what it takes or where it takes you.

Bendable You Too

 What’s coming in 2014

Evolved is constantly evolving (get it), so you never really know what you’re going to get from them. Keep yourself in the know by following their What’s New page.

 

The Screaming O

I dub thee best for: Novelties and Gift Bags

Best of 2013

Not even a contest, their Best of 2013 won over the world and myself. The MustachiO did more than obliterate the industry with smiles, it caught the eye of the mainstream intrigue as well. Having just won an honor at the XBIZ 2014 Awards for Best Discreet Pleasure Product of the Year, the really big splash was when they stood out among plenty of competition during the height of the Movember movement in 2013. It vibrates, and any person with a face can wear it and use it while performing a sexy move on a partner. Combining novelty with such an important movement is ingenious, as everyone got to participate in such an important charitable cause.

The Screaming O's MustachiO

 

What’s coming in 2014

As I mentioned in the Best For headline, The Screaming O is wildly popular with its assortment of sexy little knick knacks that they bundle into gift bags, and Valentine’s Day promises the best of the bunch. The Valentine Essential Gift Bag comes packed with tiny vibrating joys and a personal favorite, the Climax Cream (I swear by using this with the AmigOs vibe which is ADORABLE), and even a couple branded condoms. What else can you expect to be buzzed by? Tons of bright, popping, fun vibes and cock rings! The je ne sais quois of The Screaming O lives within the fun and fancy free vision of their toys. They don’t take themselves as novelties seriously, they’re made to have fun and capture the happiness of the screaming orgasm. Their new lines will continue to do precisely that.

The Screaming O

Of note: Some sex toy companies are not represented here that you may be familiar with. This is due to quality or testing issues, and only HotMoviesForHer.com approved businesses are featured.

Top Five Tuesday: New Sensations Romance Movies That Make Me Swoon

Back in the ’70s and early ’80s plot-based porn was king and some of the biggest titles in porn were shown at mainstream theaters.  Yep, those porns were movie movies and just happened to offer up hardcore sex.  Well super plot-heavy porns are back in style and one studio that’s really churning out high quality sexy action is , the sensual branch of New Sensations.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – these flicks are basically Hallmark movies with sex included.  If Lifetime got into the porno biz, these movies would be what we’d get.  They are sweet, silly, dramatic and just the tiniest bit gloomy at times.  So today I thought we’d celebrate the porny goodness of these flicks with my Top Five New Sensations Romance Movies!



There are many things that come to mind when I think about porn, but traumatic brain injury isn’t one of them.  Maybe I’m the only one, because the good folks over at New Sensations Romance thought that starting out a dirty movie with a woman (Samantha Ryan) in a coma was the way to go.  Turns out they were right, as the action only gets hotter and hotter as she wakes up, heals and falls for her hospital roommate.  But then again, who wouldn’t go head over heals for Danny Mountain?

– What lengths would you go to when it comes to finding love?  When Allie Haze loses her beloved puppy, neighbor Xander Corvus comes to the rescue to help find him – putting up posters and search for him.  But what Allie doesn’t know is that Xander has actually swiped her dog so that he could get close to her by helping out.  She finds out and is furious, but since this is a porno, it of course ends in getting busy.  As a side note, in my opinion, stealing a person’s dog is pretty much the same as stealing their child.  Maybe it’s because I am a dog owner and not a mom, but still – I was not impressed with Xander’s plan.
 – You know the old saying “those that can’t do teach”?  Well, according to this plotty flick, those who cannot maintain a relationship should definitely be a relationship advice columnist.  Giovanni Francisco plays a man who still shares a house with his ex-fiance Natasha Nice. They fight all the time and he cock blocks every date she has, making it boldly obvious that they are clearly still in love with each other, which, of course, we find out in the end. Oh those unpredictable, crazy kids. Still, it’s pretty cute… like a Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks movie with lots of hardcore banging.
Cooking and romance seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly (though I don’t know first hand, because that’s really all I can “cook.”), so it only makes sense that New Sensations Media would take a page out of Like Water For Chocolate‘s book and create a story surrounding a chef (Samantha Ryan) who infuses the emotions she is feeling into whatever dish she is creating. Yum!

Organ donation and porn – in the same flick?  Not something I usually go for, but when it’s New Sensations Romance behind the wheel, I trust that I’ll have a good time.  Bobbi Starr is still intensely grieving the untimely death of her husband, when her employees (Kimberly KaneZoe Voss and Allie Haze) decide that the best way to give her closure is to connect her with the folks who received her husband’s organs when he died.  Sure that’s super illegal and unethical, but in porn everything flies.  Not to worry, Bobbi doesn’t have sex with any of them, which might have been really weird, but she does find them dates (read: sex) with the employees that urged her to go out in the first place.  Definitely a cute flick!

Don’t you love a good story?  Check out if you do!

xoxo
-JD

Torn

I know I keep talking about Valentine’s Day, but what can I say, I’m excited.  I get pumped for any holiday that revolves around candy and chocolate.  In honor of the big day, I thought I’d do a review of our newest couples-focused movie, , brought to us by , a brand new shoot-off of New Sensations and New Sensations Romance .  While that may not mean anything to you, it definitely made me a little edgy, as the recent New Sensations Romance movies I’ve watched are a really brutal mix of depressing plot and hot sex.  I mean don’t get me wrong, I love me so hot sex, but mixed in with stories about people in comas and lovers that die – well, it just doesn’t appeal to me.

That said, I went into this venture with an open, yet wary, mind, knowing that I made need to endure a little discomfort to get to the good stuff.  And while I do agree that is what did end up happening, I will add that I really did enjoy this movie and would totally recommend it for couples and anyone that has an interest in high quality porn with an engaging story.

To start, let me give a little summary of what happens in the movie.  Drew (Steven St. Croix) has been married to Christie (India Summer) for the last fifteen years, but as of late their relationship has become routine and boring.  They barely even interact in most situations.  Not only is Drew bored and depressed about his ho-hum marriage, he is also lonely and terribly jealous of his co-worker, Vicky (Raylene), who is in a wonderful marriage full of sexual excitement and passion.

As he wallows in despair over his rigid wife and dull existence, Drew meets Vicky’s 25-year-old niece, Mimi (Remy LaCroix), who happens to be a photographer in need of a subject for a project.  While helping her (which ends up with him totally opening up to her), Drew of course falls for Mimi and the two begin a thrilling affair.

The tryst continues for a while, becoming more than just sex and both parties start actually falling for each other.  But what about Drew’s wife, Christine?  It’s not long before Drew’s marriage starts to get in the way of his ability to be present for Mimi, especially when she needs him most, so instead of continuing to sneak around as his mistress, Mimi ends the relationship.  Bummer, right.  Is it just me, or does this sound like the most depressing porn ever?  I thought so until what happened next…

You’d think that Drew would just go back to his boring life and forget that the affair never happened, but no, Drew actually sits down with Christine and tells her everything.  Though she is devastated by her husband’s infidelity, Christine decides to stay and the pair spend a year trying to work through the breach of trust and all the rest of their issues.  Alas, after working hard to try and rekindle their relationship, Christine can see that Drew is still in love with Mimi, so she does the hardest job and sets him free to follow that love.  Drew returns to Mimi and the pair live happily ever after.  It’s true – the end of the movies lets us know that the real people the characters were based off of are still together 20 years later and they are good friends with the ex-wife who is now remarried to the love of her love.  Yep – all’s well that ends well.

Though the idea of a failing marriage is a total boner killer, I will say that the happily ever after ending definitely helps bring the libido back up.  It’s like the pornographers can tell that many women like a happy ending (not the massage one).  And I think it goes without saying that there is hardcore fucking going on all through this story, which helps distract from the drama, but doesn’t totally drown it out.  The super hot performers and awesome production values certainly don’t hurt either.  If you are interested in a beautifully shot movie with a good (yet depressing) storyline and lots of really, really hot sex, I think you’ve come to the right place.

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Top Five Tuesday – Hot For Hearts!

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s been a little all over the place with the blog in the last few weeks.  With staff switcharoos and all the craziness of starting the year off, we’ve missed a few of the last Tuesdays.  But not to worry – we are back today with a Top Five Tuesday that is sure to get your heart beating just a little faster.  In honor of the approaching holiday, this week we are celebrating that loving feeling with a list of our Top Five Hot Heart Flicks!



Lust, passion, deceit, romance and a delicious game of cat chasing mouse. Are we talking about a soap opera?  Nope it’s the fabulous series from one of my favorite studios – New Sensations Romance.  This second installment features a stellar cast, including , , and Johnny Castle.  What a roster of hotness!

This oldie, but goodie from  is one that I hold close to my own heart.  It’s one of the first porn movies I ever watched in a group setting – in one of my classes during my grad program in Human Sexuality Education.  I couldn’t tell you which class we watched it in, but with the amazing ’80s sensibilities and by lesbians, for lesbians overtones, I’m just so glad it is in my life.  Three cheers for directors !
Well, hello you group of handsome queer devils!  This sophomore Seven Minutes flick by director  is full to the hilt with the hottest of the hot, including some of my porno crushes, like , and . I am so excited that they bang in scene six!
While I wouldn’t necessarily think that porn and war go together, there is something about this movie that takes the classic military story and turns it into an erotic movie that could very easily mirror and validate that experiences of many people these days.  Another quality film from

One of the things I love about Lesbea films is that they get to the sex point with little to no plot or conversation.  What can I say – sometimes I want a story, and sometimes I want to watch hot women fuck with nothing in the way.  This movie does that… and yes, it warms my heart!  And whets my appetite!

xoxo
-JD

A Little Part Of Me

With all the cold weather outside, it’s no wonder that these days I’ve got cuddling under the blankets on my mind.  And of course all that snuggling leads me to thinking about love, which in turn has me craving plot-driven, romantic pornos.  That’s right, folks, we are in that mode – and here to help with our desire is , a new sensual  branch off of New Sensations, full of story-based smut with a heart.  I am so ready!

Before we start the review, just a quick warning of sorts.  I’ll be the first to admit that New Sensations Romance movies are a little… depressing.  All their stories revolve around bad things happening, like death and comas, and how people bounce back and love again.  I guess they are a little like Lifetime movies, but with hardcore sex.  They do become uplifting after a while, but it’s always a bit gloomy in the beginning, which is not something you expect from your porno.

Today we are watching , featuring the amazing  as a widow that is still intensely grieving a year after her husband’s untimely death.  In a bid to help pull Bobbi back into the world of the living, her three coworkers ( and ) decide that one way she can get closure is to meet all of the people that received her husband’s donated organs.  While getting those names is usually highly restricted, one of Bobbi’s friends finds a way around the system and the journey begins.

What I expected from this movie is that Bobbi would go around meeting these people and fuck them one by one.  That may be what would happen in any other porn, but New Sensations Romance movies are a little classier than that.  As Bobbi meets each of the people, she slowly starts to get some much needed closure and at the same time hooks each of the insanely handsome organ recipients ( and  – yum) with her coworkers.  Finally at the end we see Bobbi get her action, with , her husband’s best friend.  Yep, full circle.

Seriously, Danny Mountain, Michael Vegas and Rocco Reed are some of the hottest men in the industry.  They may not have the most acting skills, but once the pants come off… that’s when we get all the good stuff.  And, of course, I can’t say enough good things about Bobbi Starr, Kimberly Kane, Zoe Voss and Allie Haze.  They are all so amazingly sexy and do a pretty nice job with the acting as well.  I mean, no one is winning an Oscar here, but an AVN, sure.

All in all, this is a great movie with a touching story that isn’t too cheesy and an awesome cast.  Two thumbs up.

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Free Porn Friday – Post Thanksgiving Edition!

A few weeks back I was struck by a brilliant idea. Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here? Woah! Is your mind as blown as mine is?!?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Sweetheart Video’s , scene four, with  and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Sinn Sage In: Lesbian Adventures Wet Panties Trib 3 !

 

Second is New Sensations’ , scene two, featuring  (yet again – I can’t get enough of her this week!) and I’m not sure who the second lady is… sorry!

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Against Her Will 2!

 

And lastly, Marc Dorcel’s Lustful Housewives (English), scene four, featuring and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Lustful Housewives (English)!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD and Ginger

Redheads Are Sexy

Oh man, this movie gets it so right – redheads ARE super sexy! I’m not sure if it’s because red hair is pretty rare, or that it’s just hot because it is, but I’ll be the first to admit that I am a total sucker for a carrot top. Fiery red or strawberry blonde, sign me up! I can’t tell you how excited I was to find this flick while searching for something fun to watch. I feel like I just came upon gold… sexy, red haired gold! And as it stars some of the hottest fiery ladies in the biz, including and , I know this is quite the treat.

We start this movie with that sweet redhead next door, Marie McCray. Seriously, this girl couldn’t look more innocent. After cutting and sniffing some pretty flowers, Marie brings them to a relaxing bath and soaks among the floating petals. How utterly indulgent and totally freaking hot! Of course this leads to caressing herself and reaching for her clit.

But why have all the fun herself when she’s got in the other room just waiting to get his hands on her. He wastes no time putting his mitts on her, pulling her bra and panties off only seconds after coming in the frame. I don’t even thing that writing about it will do the justice that a clip will, so here you go.

Here I am going to skip ahead to scene six, with Misti Dawn. Each of the other scenes are awesome, but I love me some Misti, so I thought I’d just head over to talk about her scene with . The funny thing about this scene is that it is actually from another porno that I really like called . Misti is a total video game nerd, which I find super endearing. The scene starts with Misti giving us a little background about her gaming history and how she likes to interact with her fans through video games.

After her interview, Misti strips down and fools around a little with a Nintendo controller (the Duck Hunt gun!), which is way hotter than it may sound to some of you (while others are so wet over that sentence). She rubs her clit for a minute before Jordan Ash comes out starts in with some action. They fuck all over the screen in a bunch of different positions. One thing I especially like is that the camera stays close on them and shows lots of close up angles. I also really like that the Nintendo controllers stay on the bed. If you are into super sexy redhead sex and have any interested in gaming, this is SO the scene for you!

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Jenna Does Carmen (Disc 1)

Jenna Jameson, in all of her fame and glory, is one porn performer that I never paid close attention to.  Her mainstream-ness repelled me.  Without really doing my own research I just assumed I wasn’t a fan.  Yes, watching porn = research.  This past week I was working on a project and probably watched more Jenna Jameson porn than I have in my entire life.  After doing adequate research, I now get the appeal.

Jenna Does Carmen (Disc 1)While watching Jenna’s movies I could see just how much she liked fucking women.  I could see in her eyes and actions that she truly loved eating pussy and using a strap-on.  Everything I watched her do, whether with men or women, she did with passion and enjoyment, but her girl-girl scenes were pretty special.  Underneath the make-up (not that make-up is bad), I could see her eyes light up when she would make the ladies feel good.  Years later than the rest of the world, I think I have a crush on Jenna Jameson.

Sure, Jenna has breast implants and her movies generally have that uber porntastic mainstream feel to them, but she is indeed special.  She has the moves and is incredibly easy on the eyes.  Granted, the thin barbie look isn’t for everyone, but I can appreciate a variety of bodies and that happens to include that of Miss Jameson’s.

Jenna Does Carmen (Disc 1) is part of a two disc compilation set, most of which I don’t find all that exciting.  The first scene on disc 1 stars Jenna Jameson and Carmen Luvana.  It is the only scene the two appear in, even though the movie title uses their names.  I was bummed about that, but the one scene they are in is amazing.  Jenna really works Carmen over and you can see that Carmen loves every second of it.  There is a lot of chemistry between these 2 blonde bombshells.  Jenna means business when she fucks Carmen – making her tremble as she eats her out.  The strap-on section is where things really get exciting as Jenna has total control of her clear strapped on dick.  Each thrust is calculated and you can tell she is no beginner at working her cock.  I could go on about it, but instead you should watch this free clip.

Totally hot, right?  I can’t vouch for the entire movie.  The first disc is 2 hours and 37 minutes long for crying out loud!  I can say that scene 1 is hot and showcases Jenna Jameson’s talents.  This type of porn may not be your thing and that is totally fine, but you want to give it a chance anyway.  Mainstream can be hot too!

Watch Jenna Does Carmen (Disc 1) now!

Love,

Ginger

 

An Office Romance

I’m not usually one for sweet lovely dovey pornos.  I’m not really even a huge fan of romantic comedies or sappy love stories.  That isn’t to say I don’t like to watch people in love (or like) sexing it up because I do love a real connection.  I just prefer my on camera fuck sessions to be a bit more hardcore.  I can’t help it.  I like the filth.

An Office RomanceAn Office Romance is definitely one of those lovey dovey pornos.  Two co-workers, Monique Alexander and Charles Dera, are in love, but both question whether or not they should say it.  They confess their feelings for each other just before missing the opportunity forever.  Along the way there are a few other romantic vignettes that are so darn syrupy sweet you’ll need a filling or two when all is said and done.  I have to admit, the acting isn’t half bad.  Sure, the dialogue is a delicious slice of raspberry chocolate cheesecake, but I knew that’s what I was in store for.  The characters are fairly believable and actually have inflection in their voices.  There aren’t too many unnecessary sighs or head shakes (common in bad porno acting).  It is a bit like watching a soap opera, but with blow jobs and fucking.  In other words, it isn’t academy award winning, but the performers get it done.

As expected, the sex moves slowly.  They keep it moving with different positions and sex on the desk, but it just slow.  It is the first time I have ever heard anyone say “I love you” in a dirty movie.  When Even Stone lifts his head up and utters the words all I can think about is the scene in Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3 where he covers Adrianna Nicole‘s entire face with his balls.  Not that testicles to the face can’t be construed as an act of love, but the two scenes are polar opposites.  It is the tamest yet craziest thing I’ve seen in porn in all of my years.  Not bad, just different.

An Office Romance isn’t exactly the kind of boning that starts the party in my pants, but it is really well done.  The performers are committed and give their all to the love making.  Even the camera work and lighting is decent.  If you’re the kind of person that likes romance novels and love stories, this is the smut that your dreams are made of.

Watch An Office Romance now!

Love,

Ginger

Anchorman – A XXX Parody

“60% of the time, it works every time.” Unfortunately, Anchorman – A XXX Parody fell into the other 40%.

Anchorman - A XXX ParodyOf course, expecting anything to live up to the original Anchorman is asking way too much. It was a magical mix of characters filled with one liners that you just can’t help but recite, even years after it’s release. Regardless, I just didn’t love it. It wasn’t a total bust, but it isn’t at the top of my list of parodies to watch.

As the story goes, Ron and the boys have lost their jobs at the news station and are all working at random places, wishing for the days of old. Mr. Burgundy’s brilliant idea to get them back on the news team is to pay a visit to Veronica Corningstone (Tasha Reign) and make magic happen under the sheets. The rest of his crew follows suit by hopping in the sack with the all-lady news cast.

As you can imagine, the boning goes down. The sex scenes are decent, but not out of the ordinary. Per my usual complaint, no one fucks in character. I get that it is a challenge to do this, but if you’re going to make the Anchorman XXX Parody, I think you should fuck the way you think Champ or Brick would fuck. Throw in an “I love lamp,” or something… anything!

One distracting element for me was Jack Lawrence’s not so good Ron Burgundy voice. He certainly gave it a lot of effort, which may have been the problem. It just wasn’t believable for me. Also, Tasha as Miss Corningstone was not a win for me. Again, who could fill Christina Applegate’s shoes? Brian (Dale Dabone) won the award for most entertaining. He totally grasped the character and seemed completely comfortable and natural. He is the man when it comes to the porno parodies. His scene with Aiden Starr was fantastic from every angle – the characters were believable and the van sex was dirty and hot. Aiden was really able to put on the news reporter facade and she had the voice/”non-regional dialect” down!

Is it worth the watch? That is for you to decided. If you’re an Anchorman fan, I think you should check it out and see. Just because my expectations were high, that doesn’t mean you won’t like it!

Watch Anchorman – A XXX Parody (Disc 1) now!

Watch Disc 2 for special features!

Love,

Ginger