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You all know the stereotypical, pop culture idea of a gamer – a nerdy dude that plays hours upon hours of video games and has never had sexual contact with anyone other than himself.  Contrary to that popular belief, lots of people actually play video games, including women.  Really, really hot women actually.  In fact, some of them even make porn movies… like this one, all about the geeky gamer girls that love the feel of a warm… controller in their hand.  Whether they are trying to destroy the enemy, or just replenish their life force points, these gorgeous gamers are armed and ready to get to the next level.

Now, I’ve heard of “Call of Duty,” “World of Warcraft” and “Skyrim,” but really just from sitting next to a few people that like to talk about video games, not because I’ve ever seen or played them myself.  I just wanted to make that clear from the get-go so you don’t expect clever game-specific puns about guilds and whatever (ok fine, I looked up WOW on wiki). I can make a few weak Super Mario jokes, but that’s the extent of my repertoire.  I guess it’s a good thing that you’re really here for the sex!

We start off with Misti Dawn, who even I know is a hardcore gamer, as well as a super hot, tattooed porno queen.  She kicks off the movie talking about her favorite kind of games (single player Role Playing Games – or PRGs) and how she does like to play multi-player games with her fans.  Soon she is on her back, giving us suggestive poses with an old school Nintendo controller before Jordan Ash comes in and gives her a little deep dickin’.  The awesome video quality mixed with a fantastic array of angles totally made this scene for me.

Next up is Kimber Peters, who is a total “Mortal Kombat” PRO!  Yes, she loves” Black Ops,” but in her interview, she spills that she is especially good at the old arcade standard.  She starts off talking all about gaming, and then quickly devolves into dirty talk about fucking the people on the other side of the controller.  Sure this is a porno, any maybe it’s just me, but it seems a little contrived…  I mean, I like listening to her be smutty, but it was more genuine and fun when she was talking about the games she loves.  Well, at least we get to see her get pervy with the “Duck Hunt” gun, right?  Oh, yeah, and there is some hot sex with Danny Mountain.  I do like watching the sex, but for me, I think the gaming talk is hotter.  I can watch sex in any porno, right?  But can I hear about hot lady gaming anywhere else?  Not really… though I will say that I enjoy how they incorporated the gun controller…

Lea Lexis is really fucking hot in her Blood Elf costume.  Who wouldn’t love a little “World Of Warcraft” cosplay, right?  I really wish she would have continued wearing her costume during the sexy action, because 1) it makes the most sense and 2) it would have made a great scene even better!  I know her clothes don’t stay on for all that long, but I guess for me, it would have made a difference… and I bet I’m not alone.  The video game music was a nice touch though… (Well, I assume it was the music from the game, but who knows.)

Gia Steel is our last sweet gamer, coming in as the youngest of the bunch at a mere 20 years old.  She talks about her love for Sega Genesis (which kind of makes me feel old) and RGPs like “Mortal Kombat.”  She is actually super cute with her Boston accent and giggly demeanor.  She gets down and dirty while going at in on her Nintendo-DS and is soon getting it from all sides by Xander Corvus.  Yum.

I really have no idea what the last two scenes of this movie have to do with it.  I think they are just extras from the DVD.

If you are into video games, hot girls, and hot girls who like to play video games, this is the movie for you!

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After reading the description for this lesbian flick, how could I not review it?  I mean, lesbians that like Harry Potter, comics, gaming and Dudgeons and Dragons? I’m sold! And thank goodness I was, because holy crap is this movie awesome and hot!

Two performers I don’t remember ever seeing before, but really like in this film, are Sasha Sweet (scene 1) and AnnaBelle Lee (scene 2).  Both are super cute, nerdy and totally exciting to watch – something I consider a trifecta of awesome.  Not only do they offer up sexy action, they are pretty decent actresses as well, giving me believable nerdiness.  For goodness sake, AnnaBelle even has a The Nightmare Before Christmas scarf used as a blindfold on her. Yep, nerdy to the core… and extra hot!

For me, the real shining spot was Sinn Sage and Laurel Norton (who I’ve never seen before either) in scene 3.  Sinn notices Laurel as she is sitting on the floor, wallowing after not seeing her favorite Tv show characters on a panel.  It must be some Dr. Who type of show, because Laurel is decked out in a long coat and suspenders, akin to something I’ve seen a Whovian (the show’s fans) wearing around at some point.  Whatever the show, the costume looks pretty hot and androgynous on her.  And you know how I love a little gender fucking.  Yum.

Sinn invites Laurel for a drink to cheer her up, but it turns out that Laurel doesn’t even turn 21 til later in the year, so she invites Sinn to head back to her bunk (obviously do a little cradle robbing).  And the kissing begins!

Soon they are back in Laurel’s room, where those suspenders come down.  Actually they stay pretty clothed for a minute before disrobing, and really those suspenders don’t actually come down for a little while, with Sinn opting for unbuttoning Laurel’s shirt instead – and then talking it off with the suspenders still up.  So hot!  And, I’d be remised if I didn’t mention Laurel’s robot socks too.  Go team nerd!

Once all the clothing comes off, this pair are off, giving us some extra sexiness.  They go pretty slow, kissing and grinding against each other before rocking out some oral activity, finger banging, and crotch-on-crotch, tribbing action.  Standard lesbian formulaic porn order, but still really fun, especially since they seem to be really getting off.  And I love how sweaty they get!  It’s hard to tell, but it looks like Laurel could have some insignia shaved into her pubic hair.  Like maybe the TV show’s logo?  I doubt it, but really, how awesomely nerdy would that be?

The movie ends with some double Lily action – giving us Lily LaBeau and Lily Cade playing Dungeons and Dragons… and getting busy.  What a great combo.  I love watching them both, so together I nearly blew my load as soon as the scene began.  And the fact that they segued from D&D to fucking so smoothly.  I am seriously impressed… and need to get thee to a RPG store STAT for a 12-sided die.

All in all, an awesome, nerd-ariffic movie!  And I really hope to see more Laurel Norton, AnnaBelle Lee and Sasha Sweet.

Watch “Lily Cade’s Live Nerd Girls“Now!

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Interview heavy porn rocks my world. I know, not everyone has a weakness for it like I do, but as a sex academic and someone that thinks critically about gender/sexuality, hearing someone talk about their sexual expression is just as hot as watching them strip out of their clothes. What can I say? I’m a sexy nerd through and through. That said, this identity soul-searching movie had me hot and bothered from soup to nuts. It was a good day in porno land.

As an academic about this stuff, it was especially thrilling to me to hear each of the four women featured discuss how sexual labels function within their lives, both on and off camera, and how their self identity shines through no matter who they are smooching up on. That’s one thing about director Madison Young that I really truly love – she does interviews (or at least finds a way to dive deeper) with her performers and takes the experience to another level. While it doesn’t happen in all of her movies, it’s frequent enough that I get excited before I even start the movie.

I think it’s so important to look at sexuality as something more than just people grinding their junk together. It’s especially true when queer identity comes up. Many folks use queer as an umbrella definition that is inclusive of all the different kinds of people they want to sleep with, but that is not always readily understood and sometimes merits more of a discussion, which these performers were up for having. Alright, exciting nerdy rant over – let’s talk about the sex!

First, let me just say – so much good sex! All passionate, fun and totally real, which is such a turn on to me. Dylan Ryan is super smokin’ as she gets it from both ends up on the roof with Maestro and Aiden Starr. Of course I love watching Ryan get busy anywhere, but there is something about the backdrop of the tops of houses and the sky that made it extra exciting for me. It’s probably my voyeuristic side kicking in.

And while I loved the Dylan Ryan scenes, my favorite of the movie was so scene 3 with Tina Horn, Billie Sweet and Mickey Mod. There was no contest after I watched Billie Sweet unsnap her dress to reveal her wearing a harness, with a strapped on cock restrained against her leg with a bandanna so it wouldn’t pop out under her short dress. Holy hell was that hot! Unexpected and hot! And once they really get into the moment and screw up and down the kitchen, I was a sold lady.

If you are into redefining sexuality, talking about gender and sex in a thought-provoking way, or just into watching hot queers fuck, this movie is totally for you.

Watch “Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality” now!

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb.  It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier.  There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open!  Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor!  Good thing you get the fruits of my labor!  So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!

- XKCD always seems to get it right, especially when they talk about sex.

- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars.  That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons…  Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?!  I think not.  (via Fleshbot)

- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources.  Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness.  Thanks Pink and White!  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- Queer porn star Jiz Lee is all about giving back to the community and is hoping that we will help out too – with a special porno incentive to make it super extra worth your while!  We <3 Jiz!

- Finally!  A study that tells porn like it is – that it’s not harmful and yes, it can even be beneficial!

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Back on Friday (which always seems like a million years ago on Tuesday), I headed over to Widener University for the Careers in Sexuality Conference that I told you guys about last week.  I meant to write about it yesterday when I got back to the office, but taking a day off means that there are a million things to do when you get back, so unfortunately it had to wait.  But have no fear, you get to hear all about it now! 

Like I said in the last post, the Conference asked me to come talk about having an alternative career in the sexuality field, so I created a whole workshop presentation titled, “From PowerPoint to Porno: Taking on an Alternative Career in Sexuality, Post Graduate Studies.” 

Pretty fancy name, huh?  I was freaking out because I was in the same time slot as the past director of education at Planned Parenthood and the authority on trans youth in the country – just the three of us.  Yikes!  But all my friends from the university that were there offered up plenty of advice and good tidings (though nobody told me to imagine folks in their underpants – I guess when you work in sex that doesn’t really do much, huh?).
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. Today is 09/09/09, which, coupled with the shortened week, means that today is an extra special Humpday. Humpday Extraordinaire! Let’s celebrate this super exciting day the best way we know how, with a little Link Lovin’! We’ve traveled to the end of the Internet per usual to bring you the best of the best of what’s out there. Enjoy!

- These days, safe sex ads are getting more and more brazen in their attempts to ditch the sugar-coating and get their point across. The Frisky rounded up the 12 craziest ones – including two that feature Hitler… which is enough to put the breaks on feeling sexy at all. Seriously, who wants to think about Hitler before they get busy. I guess the ad works.

- The last sex toy I ever want anywhere near my ladybits.
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That nerdy girls make us think about eating Pi… and we don’t mean cherry.   Mmmm… Pi.

This picture is taken from a risque new book called “The Ancient Book of Sex & Science,” illustrated by a bunch of Pixar animators.  Definitely check out this slideshow of other pages.

Looks like Nemo is all grown up…

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that this t-shirt is perfect for pervy puncuation nerds… like us.

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that this is a way better version that the original. 

Smart = Sexy.

(via GoodVibes Blog)

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