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Morning Quickie – GRRM Iron Throne, Remy Declines ET XXX, Should Men Stop Wanking to Online Porn

An exquisitely beautiful song about fish sex and a “Hot Dog in My Buns” – Remy LaCroix straight up declined the offer to star in the “ET XXX” parody, claiming “I just don’t think children’s movies should be made into porn parodies,” and also because she “has taste.” read – Because a man watched so much porn that couldn’t get off with regular sex, he decided to take the no-fap challenge to see if it would help the plumbing issue. read – Lohan * Deen + July 29th = lucky bitchz in nyc read – Prepare yourself. This is what … Continue reading Morning Quickie – GRRM Iron Throne, Remy Declines ET XXX, Should Men Stop Wanking to Online Porn

Paula Deen Offered Porn Gig, Edward Snowden is Invisible, Sex of Encouragement – Morning Quickie

Looking over the list of all the companies that have dropped Paula Deen as of late, it seems that America’s Central Corporation Network is just determined to wipe her face from common knowledge. Walmart, QVC, the Food Network, Home Depot, Target…and a whole buncha others have dropped her name from their brand. But it’s okay, because a porn company wants to offer her a job. Paula Deen, the new Queen of Pork? read – I’m sure we all have the problem of a partner telling you “your method is simply spot on and perfect” while you’re banging or licking away … Continue reading Paula Deen Offered Porn Gig, Edward Snowden is Invisible, Sex of Encouragement – Morning Quickie

Sovereign Syre’s New Project, Fourth of July Weather – Morning Quickie

On May 20, Moore, OK suffered too much loss and too much damage due to one of the worst EF-5 tornadoes ever recorded. And horrifically, days later, they were struck again. So when businesses like The Kerr Foundation, who formed a group called “XO” or “Hugs and Kisses” to rally support for those affected, we should get behind it. Baci Lingerie heard the word and just donated more than $15,000 in bras for women in the grief-stricken zones. XO plans to take that and other donated women’s wear and open up a pop-up boutique free of charge to the ladies, … Continue reading Sovereign Syre’s New Project, Fourth of July Weather – Morning Quickie

Google is Killing Porn, Sex Caught by 25 Cops, More in Morning Quickie

In HMFORHER’s wonderful home city, breaking news struck yesterday when a couple was arrested for having sex in a park — by twenty-five cops on bicycles. During a done-only-once-a-year bicycle training exercise, the mass of po po were just riding along when they came upon the two bent over a park bench in a baseball diamond. Good Lord there is just too much to say…just have a look at the image that will now be all the cops see when they sleep. read – A daaannnngerous thing might be coming from Google. Though they are known for supporting gay rights … Continue reading Google is Killing Porn, Sex Caught by 25 Cops, More in Morning Quickie

SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Here’s a lady that I’m sure you’ll be seeing a lot of this year — Dayna Vendetta. I’m sure as shit you’ve heard of her already, seen her, jerked off to her, but have you watched the lady after her redux? She’s a redhead bombshell now, and hell yes does it make a difference. She’s just signed up to work with the stellar team over at The Rub PR, and OC Modeling. She’ll be launching her new site soon, DaynaVendettaXXX.com, and expect some anal action coming shortly. – Hopefully, at this point in the day you’ve been alerted to the … Continue reading SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

How To Be A Homemade Dominatrix, The Worst “Waterfalls” Remake Ever, More Morning Quickie

A first-grader in Colorado has won the rights to use the girls’ bathroom in school. The trans-gender Coy Mathis has identified as a girl for quite some time, and since, no problems have arisen. But when her school put the kibosh on using any bathrooms besides the boy’s or gender-neutral ones, her family fought back. read – Back in ’95, I mastered, mastered the Left Eye rap in TLC’s “Waterfalls”. Now, over a decade later, they redid it, with a Japanese pop star. And it is THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. – There’s a new toy on the market, … Continue reading How To Be A Homemade Dominatrix, The Worst “Waterfalls” Remake Ever, More Morning Quickie

“Fifty Shades of Grey” Closer to Production, Sovereign Syre in Playboy and more Morning Quickie

So Courtney Stodden got a boob job. My first question: Who the fff is Courtney Stodden? After doing a little research, I still don’t know. But I do know she’s 18 and looks older than me. Anyway, my second question: Why would anybody do this to their own body? – I’m a bit behind when it comes to this magnificent interview of Sovereign Syre by Playboy, but I honestly just got around to reading the Friday piece. If all you’ve seen is her work and you haven’t really had a chance to “meet” her, soak all of this right up. … Continue reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” Closer to Production, Sovereign Syre in Playboy and more Morning Quickie

Sasha Grey’s NSA Commercial, Porn Stars Should Teach Sex Ed, Your Morning Quickie

So much going on this morning… – First, if you’re anywhere NEAR New York City this Friday (June 21st, first day of summer, people) you should be taking your fine ass to only one establishment — Headquarter’s Gentleman’s Club. As long as you’re over 21, show up after 7pm and bring a $20 donation. The occasion is marking the Oklahoma Disaster Relief fundraiser thrown by our friends at Fleshbot. Git it. And seriously, help those that would much rather be celebrating a Friday rather than trying to figure out how to rebuild their homes. That sexy lil’ thang at the … Continue reading Sasha Grey’s NSA Commercial, Porn Stars Should Teach Sex Ed, Your Morning Quickie

Spanking App Unveiled, Kayden Kross on Breaking Bad, and More on the Afternoon Quickie

I can’t even wait to attack this one. A Google Play app for Android (not sorry, iPhone users) claims to measure the intensity of spanking. But what sounds like a good idea is just dripping in “wtf-worthy” issues. The description reads, “Spanking Meter is a very great app for the parties,” and other really awful ESL-type stuff. As Dee Viant put it, “Something makes me think that this inventor wants to smell his phone after he spanks with it…and then spank his wang.” read the grossness here…and then go make a better app – Oh hey, surprise, Rihanna went Super … Continue reading Spanking App Unveiled, Kayden Kross on Breaking Bad, and More on the Afternoon Quickie

Where You Should Never Have Sex And More In The Morning Quickie

After yesterday’s viral round of the whole “Michael Douglas got cancer from giving oral sex” story, Funny or Die decided that that was prime material for it’s latest “leaked interview”. In the recorded confession, the “voice” of Michael Douglas reviews how the films of his past influenced the way he, um, got cancer. listen to it here – Since my YOUR day is never complete without some Game of Thrones action or nudity or death or what have you, our friends over at Fleshbot and Peeperz are offering you the scoop on Shae and Ros, respectively. see nakie Shae here … Continue reading Where You Should Never Have Sex And More In The Morning Quickie