Monique Alexander

I’ve searched long and hard for a Thanksgiving porno to review, but alas, I’ve already reviewed the only two I know (Inside Marie’s Play Place – Thanksgiving Special and Spanksgiving 3 Return Of The Spank).  So instead, I’ve decided to just go with a dinner-themed movie, because if Thanksgiving isn’t about eating, I’m not sure what it is about (well, other than giving thanks, I guess).  I hope you don’t mind indulging a celebration-happy smut peddler in her attempts at being festive.  Now, let’s get to it!

Dinner and sex don’t usually go together, that I know of.  Sexy action is usually relegated to dessert, what with all the whipped cream and chocolate sauce applied liberally, but here, we aren’t actually talking about food porn.  No food is fucked on, or with here.  This flick is all about getting people together for good food, then good fucking, which is honestly something I am more interested in exploring…

What would happen if a bunch of porn stars got together for dinner to relax, eat and talk about working in the biz?  That’s what we are here to find out!  Performer Monique Alexander is the center of this delicious dinner directed by Paul Thomas.  The stars chat about the porns they watch, what they do on screen and everything in between.

The sex is really random in this flick, happening interspersed with scenes of the stars hanging around a table chatting.  There are these quick fade outs to black screens with text saying who is gonna fuck, but that’s about it for the transitions.  A little strange, I think. But whatever, as long as the sex is hot, right?  And it totally is!

First up we get Monique and Derrick Pierce, a wicked hot muscle man who gives Alexander a quality deep dicking and more.  What a nice way to start the meal!  Soon we get the second course – a three-way with Alicia Angel, Amber Ashley, and Jack Lawrence, which almost doesn’t leave room for a SUPER hot solo of just Alicia Angel.  And with so many more amazing combos, I can honestly say that I, for one, am totally stuffed!  Happy Thanksgiving!

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Fans of blond beauty Monique Alexander need to know about this newish Vivid title, Looks Like Fun. She shows up a couple times in this sex fest and is always amazing. I’ve had my eye on her since watching How To Be A Ladies Man from the guys at Popporn… Anyways, on to the review!

I have to talk about the first scene, mostly because there are tons of books in the background! Is it a bad thing that I spent as much time trying to figure out what books were there as I did watching cock slide in and out of Alexis Texas’ pussy. Ok, so that’s a bit of an overstatement because it’s a really hot scene staring Texas and Austin Kincaid who seem to enjoy each other as much as they love the big dick they’re sharing.

My favorite was the threesome with Alexander, Adrianna Nicole and Alex Gonz. Adrianna really steals the show as she gets fucked by Gonz while Alexander tongues her clit. While Gonz isn’t my favorite male performer, he definitely won some points with me as he takes on these two stunning women.

With four XXX vignettes and over two hours of hardcore action, this one is definitely worth checking out. The plot isn’t groundbreaking, but the dirty stuff is top notch. Of course, I expect nothing less from Vivid releases.

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Studio: Vivid Premium Category: PLOT ORIENTED -> Contemporary

This time I was craving a movie I could get lost in, and so I picked up the rather long “Cry Wolf.” With over a 2 hour run time, and more AVN nominations and awards than I can shake a stick at, I figured I’d be in for one hell of an engrossing movie.

Five minutes into the film and I can already tell I’m in for a major treat. The word that comes to mind first is, tasteful, really actually tasteful. I’ll admit that within the first few minutes the male lead has his tongue buried in Monique Alexander’s crotch, but the set, costuming and even the dialogue doesn’t scream wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am. One gets the feeling that you’re watching a particularly raunchy mainstream thriller, complete with sultry seductive femme fatale. That’s high praise coming from me since the lead, Monique Alexander, is the typical porn blond, but with natural breasts and the ability to recite her lines with conviction – so ok, maybe she’s not so typical after all.

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Studio: Vivid Premium Category: Features

Hello nurse… or small town coffee shop waitress made porn star after her husband’s murder by pussy. Confused? Yeah, that makes two of us. While I obviously had little clue what was going on in this Vivid Premium flick, I will say that it very well could have something to do with Monique Alexander’s hand down her panties as the movie opened. Yep, my concentration was shot within the first 5 minutes. Not like I’m really complaining though. Anyway, from what I could make of the plot, small town waitress Monique is totally head over heels for porn character Dr. Dick, and after her husband dies over a drug money situation, Monique heads off to Pornoland to find Dr. Dick. Lots of sex ensues, including a super hot mutual masturbation/ girl on girl scene (5) with Miss Alexander and the lovely Lexi Love. Eventually Monique makes it to Pornoland and fucks Dr. Dick, only then coming to terms with the fact that he is just a character. Yeah, I’m still confused to, but really, just know that Monique Alexander is amazingly hot and she has lots and lots of naked screen time in this movie. Do you really need anything else?!?

-J.D. Bauchery

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