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What Kinds of Porn Do Moms Want to Watch? A Survey

It’s that time of year again when we pay homage to the woman who brought us into the world and nurtured us into the fine upstanding citizens we are today: Mother’s Day. But instead of giving mom that gift we just know she’s gonna love but winds up sitting in the darkest corner of the house – I’ve decided to survey my fellow moms about what they REALLY want… and boy, did they answer! What started out as a survey question soon turned into what felt like a text war to see who could out-raunch the rest! Hen party? You wish. No hen has ever asked what a “velvet rope” is. Well ladies, you’ve asked and we have answered. If you can think it up – TRUST ME! – we’ve got it. This is for EVERY fellow homefront warrior holding down the fort, battening all the hatches, chasing down those runny noses; take a load off and cum explore with us!

The Question: What kind of porn would you watch when you’re alone and why?

 

“I don’t want to see a cute 9 inches when it’s supposed to be a BBC movie.”

Well ladies, let me introduce you to Dredd: a fine-looking brother with a pretty smile, flowing locks… and an anaconda has NOTHING on his monster cock that he uses to slay ALL walls in Dredd Gapes Them All.


 

“80’s soft porn movies! They are satire sex and makes me nostalgic because of the semi-acting skills. That’s what sparked my imagination and helped guide me to sexual explorations I have had to date.”

Cinderella 2000 is an oldie-but-goodie that fits the category for a trip down porn’s memory lane.

“Well it’s simple elementary to deduce that we wouldn’t be mothers if we were squeamish of creampies. And even still, sometimes you just get caught up in the moment.”

Cream-filled injections are brought to a head thanks to social media in the plot-based, steamy release from PornFidelity: The Matchmaker.

“Sometimes I like to get off on the thought of taking control simply with my mouth. Talking dirty, stroking, sucking, and testing my gag reflex until he blows makes me practically vibrate with a thrill of power.”

Oral Beauties may not feature the grapefruit method, but is just the ticket for those with an oral fixation or those who maybe want to learn something new.

Another Naughty Mommy wrote that she loves to feel a flaccid phallus grow engorged and throb in her hand while she strokes her man to completion. Whether it’s just for the fuck of it, or they want to put a man in his place, Jerky Girls of America Vol. 6 should fit that bill perfectly.

Some women replied that they didn’t watch porn at all because they were in a healthy relationship, while others responded that they experience all sexual activities with their partner. For those of the latter, please allow me to introduce Couples Seek Third Volume 8.

I got a few responses that some women love to watch other women with impressive racks get their just desserts. Overworked Titties showcases well endowed women – some in high power positions using what they’ve got to get what they want… down to the last gooey drop!

Some women admitted that they have fantasies and watch lesbian porn. The idea that a woman touching, licking, and caressing that spot in JUST the right way gets them going. Gamer Girls is a collection of vignettes featuring cosplay, fantasy, and real-life gamers engaging in lesbian liaisons.

“Transwomen simply astound me because they are gorgeous and look more like a woman than we do sometimes.”

With that being said, The Trans X-perience #7 might make you want to expand your horizons while you are in the “she-shed” the next time you have a few minutes alone.

For those moms who don’t want to feel like they have to be a sexual acrobat and just want a nice, sensual fuck scenario, Massage Creep Vol. 24 might be right up your alley. The women are pampered with a slippery massage from head-to-toe before getting a deep-tissue drill technique that will send you over the orgasmic edge!

There are single moms out there who like a stud of the younger variety for many, many reasons. Stamina and endurance, an eagerness to please, and little lag time in-between fuck sessions is the BEST! However, these ladies like to throw parties of the sexual orientation because where things are uncomplicated… and that makes for the best Cougar Orgy.

Ladies this was SO much fun! I enjoyed not only your responses but your willingness to bring to attention that just because we’re moms that doesn’t mean we can’t “tango” and “foxtrot” with the best of them. I look forward to doing this again next year. Enjoy!

Comments From The Peanut Gallery – My Mom Is Hilarious

Last night around 8:15 pm, my phone started blowing up with texts from my mom who was watching the halftime show during the Super Bowl, or as I’ve heard it to be called, the football game at the Beyonce concert.  I wasn’t watching, but her basic gist was…

  

Yep, my mother said “Mama A says Fifty Shades of Beyonce.”  Hilarious!  And also, she does have a point…


And that’s not even the most risque picture I found!  Also, I think that my mother secretly loves having a daughter who writes about this stuff – she was so happy to give me blog fodder.

I love my mom.

xoxo
-JD