Happy 11-11-11!  I don’t know if there is really any significance to today’s date other than it just being awesome (and, of course, that it’s Veteran’s Day), but since it is,  we thought we’d celebrate with lists of our favorite 11 porns and performers!  Because why not use it as an excuse to talk about stuff we like?

First up, JD’s Top 11 Picks!

Next, we’ve got Ginger Leigh’s!

Happy 11-11-11 and have a great weekend.

xoxo
JD & Ginger

This week my co-blogger Ginger Leigh is out on vacation.  Not only do I miss her (she sits within arm’s reach of my desk and puts up with my chatter), I am more than a little envious of her out of the office chill out time.  Yes, I’ve been out of the office as well recently, but nothing about that was relaxing – all work work work.  Hell, I don’t even need to go anywhere! I am totally fine with holing up in the house and having myself a much needed staycation!  While that’s not on the horizon, I still wanted to get my dreams going, so I’ve decided to grace y’all with my top five smutty picks for when I will lock the doors, turn off the phone and spend a few days staycationing and enjoying popsicles and porno!

Twisted Getaway: I seriously cannot BELIEVE that I haven’t watched this queer orgy extravaganza yet!  A 2011 Feminist Porn Awards Honorable Mention, this delicious fuckfest features a whole host of hotties that I’ve never seen naked before, including the film’s director Sophia St. James. Are you surprised this topped the list??

Official Revenge Of The Nerds Parody: Oh parodies, sometimes I love you, sometimes I loathe you.  This staycation, I’ve decided you are cool, especially when you are created by Philly guys Brian Bangs and Spock Buckton, who make hilarious movies.  Plus, how the hell could I pass up a Revenge Of The Nerds spoof?!?  I am only human, after all.

Eden: Sure, I might get a little jealous of those beautiful beaches and sparkling ocean (though not the getting fucked on them – I am anti sand sex), but at least I know that I won’t get  eaten by a dinosaur while laying in my bed!  You heard me, there is a DINO at the every end of the movie!!  Sorry for the spoiler, but you had to know to make sure you watch it!

Lesbian Love Vol. 1: Don’t think for one second that I’ve forgotten about my hardcore crush on Michelle Aston.  She is the insanely hot smart cookie that rules my porno dreams and it just so happens that this is my favorite scene featuring her.  Of course I am bringing it into the bed with me!

Artcore: Sometimes when you staycation, you want to keep your friends close, so why not just bring them along in super hot porno form?!? I love me some April Flores, Courtney Trouble and Drew Deveaux, both on screen and in the real world (sorry, I don’t know Kelly, Damali or Hoodman personally, though I do enjoy their screentime), and I think it’s super exciting that they are all fucking in one extra hot flick!  Woohoo!

Here’s to wishing and hoping I get my relaxing day off to hide away and get my porno on!

Happy Vacationing, both here and far away!

xoxo
-JD

This week, our Top Five Tuesday is all about trans folks!  Starting on Thursday, I will be out of the office and attending the Philadelphia Trans Health Conference, an awesome conference that focuses on the issues, needs and experiences of transgender-identified individuals.  And not only am I attending – I am actually doing a workshop!  Yep, you guessed it, on trans and gender queer porn!  How exciting!  So this week, I wanted to get ready for the conference and share my top trans picks with you!  Enjoy!

Brunch Bunch: New studio Dolores Park Studios (from the makers of Trannywood Pictures) hit the ground running with this first release, Brunch Bunch: Queerly SF.  Following the debauchery of what happens when a harmless queer brunch turns into a ’70s style key party, this movie is complete with super hot folks of all genders and identities getting busy in every room of the apartment.  Special treats include Syd Blackovich and Drew Deveaux!

Billy Castro Does The Mission: Billy Castro is one of the hottest transmen on the block!  Well, in the neighborhood, I guess, because this awesome flick has him fucking his way around San Francisco’s Mission District – getting it on with queer faves Dylan Ryan, Jiz Lee, Akira Raine and Lorelei Lee.  Man, oh man, this makes me so sad that I no longer live in San Francisco.

Doing It Ourselves – The Trans Women Porn Project: Sometimes when you want something done right, you need to do it yourself – which is exactly what director Tobi Hill-Meyer did when she wasn’t seeing herself and her trans sisters’ experiences represented in porn.  This awesome project cuts through the not so trans friendly history of trans women and porn, and brings us real sex, real passion and real experiences.  I love it.

Buckback Mountain: Buck Angel, the self professed ‘man with a pussy,’ brings us this fantastic Brokeback parody that features mega hot cowboys fucking all over the place.  Can you really beat that??  Thanks, Buck!

Crash Pad Series – Episode 9: Julie & Michelle: When you mix the amazingness of the Crash Pad with the sex appeal of the insanely hot Michelle Aston and the delicious whimpering of trans woman Julie, you get a serious match made in porno heaven.  It doesn’t hurt that Michelle Aston has been one of my ultimate favorite stars since I became a professional pervert and seeing her here makes me even happier than ever before.

Ready for the workshop!

xoxo
-JD

Recently I had the great pleasure of not only meeting the fabulous Buck Angel, but also attending his “Sexing the Trans Man” workshop AND spending a little one-on-one time for an interview (which is on its way!).  Both were awesomely fun, super informative experiences, and Buck is pretty much the nicest, most down-to-earth guy ever.  Basically, my love of Buck Angel movies has grown even stronger – something I didn’t even know was possible.

During his workshop, Buck screened a documentary he’s working on about transmen’s experiences with sex.  Interspersed among the interviews, Buck added a bunch of clips of his porno, which totally added to the amazingness of it all.

One of the clips he included was of Buck, Fallen and Michelle Aston humping on a bed.  Holy crap how did I not know about this movie?!?  I’ve been both a Buck Angel fan and a Michelle Aston fan since I started working here many moons ago, and I never knew they hit the silver screen together?  Porn connoisseur FAIL.  But instead of wallowing in my shame, I knew I needed to buck up (went there!) and hit the computer to give it a proper review!

For those of you not in the know, Michelle Aston is fucking amazing!  Before becoming a super sexy, tattooed porn star, Aston was a scientist with a focus in neuroscience.  How fucking hot is that?!?  Big brains are such a turn on.  So is her insanely bright colored get up and neon pink hair in this flick.  I love that Michelle Aston is a fluorescent force to be reckoned with – and Buck Angel is the bad ass to step up to the challenge!  The man with a pussy wins again!

Whether Buck is strapping-on to fuck her with a giant cock, using a double ended dick on both Fallen and Michelle at the same time, or Fallen is licking her pussy, Aston is screaming her head off in pleasure.  This lady is seriously loud, which I think is the best thing ever.  But don’t think she’s just moaning and groaning for the camera’s sake; you can tell she’s enjoying every single minute of it.

I think my favorite part of this movie is when the threesome are in the shower, scrubbing the sex off their bodies.  Aston is on her knees, soaping up Buck and Fallen, while simultaneously worshipping their feet a little.  I fucking love when they are all pressed together and making out with each other.  I could seriously watch them all on repeat for hours.

Oh, and did I mention this was all just scene 1??  Yep, there are still three MORE scenes after all that, including an awesome behind-the-scenes.  The rest of this movie is really great as well, but I’m not gonna lie – the buck stops at scene 1 when it comes to me.

Watch “The Buck Stops Here” Now!

I don’t want a lot for Christmas – there’s just one thing I need.  I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.  I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know.  Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is… Bleu.

As in Bleu Productions, that is.  As in the hottest fetish erotica from filmmaker Maria Beatty.  Her movies are amazingly sexy and visually stunning in a way that make them so much more than mere pornos.  So this special pre-Christmas Top Five is all about the Bleu that makes my XXX-mas dreams come true.

Strap-On Motel: This amazing Bleu masterpiece is all about the last scene, when London dons a chin harness and Dylan Ryan takes control, riding her face while working her clit with a Hitachi.  Holy ridiculous hotness!  I haven’t seen many scenes that feature a chin harness, and I’m not typically into them, but it totally works after watching the sexual tension build throughout. To be honest, this is probably the hottest strap-on film I’ve seen.  Just watch it!

The Black Glove: What’s black and white and wet all over?  This erotic noir journey through the world of female dominance and submission, of course. Every thing about this film is well done – it’s shot beautifully, the timing is impeccable, and the women are gorgeous. And at less then half an hour, it’s short enough to watch in entirety, but long enough for a deliciously sensual experience.

Skateboard Kink Freak: Obviously I would like any movie that stars Michelle Aston, but this kinktastic romp rocked my world more than even expected.  It was scene three that really did it for me, with Amber tied to a skateboard and pounded into with a strap on. Always the scientist, Aston uses physics background to her benefit as she rolls the tied up Amber back and forth on her hard silicone cock. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather see this skateboard trick than a half-landed kick flip any day.

Tight Security: How could I leave out this feisty gem with all the TSA touchy gropey business going on?  All I can say is that a strip search never looked so damn hot!  Security, I think we need a full cavity search on this one.

Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls: Two tattooed, gritty post apocalyptic cowgirls dressed in leather, boots and bad attitudes cross paths on the Arizona highway and fuck wildly in the empty desert. I mean really, does it get better than that? Of course not! I might not recommend this hardcore lesbo flick to someone looking for a soft focus lens and romantic tribbing, but for all of us down and dirty dykes, I say this one is for you!

Merry Christmas!  Crossing my fingers for a Bleu XXX-mas!

xoxo
J.D.

I could write up a whole fancy introduction to this week’s Top Five Tuesday, but I fear you would spend time reading what I’ve got to say rather than seeing these amazing movies for yourself.  I have three words for you and really, that’s all you need to know.

Crash. Pad. Series.

Episode 1: Dylan & Trucker: The action that started it all!  This first Crash Pad episode set the stage for all the amazingly hot queer sex to come!  But let’s focus on this fabulous pairing of real life couple Dylan Ryan and Trucker Cash.  I don’t know if there is another way I can describe their chemistry other than palpable.  Seriously, I feel like I can see it pinging off their bodies.

Episode 10: Vai’s Solo: I don’t think I’ve ever been as mesmerized by porn as I was by watching this super sexy gal go at it solo on the Crash Pad couch.  So totally hot.

Episode 9: Julie & Michelle: Not only do I love watching Michelle Aston get busy, I love love love that this movie features a trans woman having sex without adding in all that “shemale” crap.  Hurray for progrssive companies!

Episode 3: Jiz & Shawn: When I think about Crash Pad, or queer porn in generally really, these are the two mainstays that pop into my head.  Watching them screw each other is a total treat.

Episode 22: Brett & Ian: I love that the fellows from Trannywood just stopped by for a quick jaunt at the Crash Pad.  I’m not surprised that all of San Francisco wants to get it on at this awesome apartment of Eden!

Shine Louise Houston – you are a rock star.  Viva La Queer Porn!

xoxo
JD

It’s spring again! The flowers are blooming, the windows are open and the skaters are dusting off their boards and hitting the streets in search of ramps and rails to nail.  Good thing they are also interested in nailing each other, as well as themselves.

This week we are dedicating our Tuesday round up to the top five skateboarding porns – everything from straight dudes to gay sk8er boys, and even lady boarders too!

Grinding The Rod: Screw Gleaming The Cube, there is a new skateboarding flick in town!  Featuring more than an hour and a half of skater dudes beating their meat, this amateur JO movie shows just how horny you can get from landing all the big tricks, kicks and ollie flips! (’80s pop culture references are radical!)

Bareback Skate Mates: While I’ll admit that bareback porn isn’t really my thing, I do love that these skater guys get busy with each other in the great outdoors.  Well, “outdoors” where skateboarders hang out, like by ramps and abandon buildings – you get the point.  Two thumbs up for Czech sk8er homos!

Skateboard Kink Freak: You didn’t think I’d get through a list of skateboarding movies without mentioning this awesome lesbo romp, did you?  Starring my favorite kinkster, Michelle Aston, this Bleu Productions lady flick is brimming with rope bondage and all sorts of deliciously dirty treats, including a cameo of a skateboard being used as a sex swing of sorts.  Watch this movie!

Christening The Board: Experienced skaters know that the best way to really get their grind on is to make sure their board is nice and waxed.  Nuff said.

Born To Grind: Some guys are just born to grind.  God bless that natural talent, especially in real life couple Jeron and Trey (on the cover) as they bring their bareback lovin’ to the gay skater porno screen.  Thanks Boyride!

Gotta love the resurgence of springtime/summer sports!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Happy New Year’s Eve! Can you believe we are back at December 31st again? Crazy, right? It seems like 2009 flew by here at HM4Her, what with all the awesome changes and exciting additions we’ve had since January. This year brought us an amazing influx of movies, including some of the hottest queer flicks around, as well as some of the best porno parodies we have ever seen and a whole armload of classics that are making their video-on-demand debut!

2009 welcomed our newest team member, the fabulous FrzKey, on board, as well as our awesome behind-the-scenes affiliate managers, Josh and Jessica. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to some of our friends, including HotMoviesForHer creator, Venus Vegas. While we are sad that we no longer get to work with such an awesome lady, we are super excited that she is still in the industry, working with Stockroom.com, and we see her online all the time.

To finish this year out with a bang, we ladies of HM4Her decided to let you in on what made our year extra special and round up all the stuff that we loved in the last twelve months. Not only do you get our favorite movie picks, you get the top of what we love toywise, bookwise and lifewise too! So sit back, relax and enjoy our little trip down memory lane!

J.D. Bauchery

Top 5 Movies:

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: Tristan Taormino never disappoints. Whether she is going for educational or strictly sexy, she always brings us something amazing. This year’s Taormino favorite in my book was her awesomely hot look at rough sex. We get five popular performers playing out their own rough sex fantasies with the partners of their choosing – how could this NOT be amazing?!? So many thumbs up! Watch It Now

NoFauxxx Roulette: This amazingly hot DIY queer sex extravaganza marked the beginning of a beautiful, lusty obsession with Courtney Trouble’s movies.  After it won “Most Deliciously Diverse Cast” at the Feminist Porn Awards, we just knew we had to have it.  This is seriously the start of something amazing… Watch It Now

Role Modeling: The best example of 2.0 social networking I’ve seen, this newbie filled flick features a bunch of performers that wrote to Dana DeArmond asking how to get into porn.  While most stars don’t bother answering, DeArmond flew around the country interviewing and shooting these folks fuck.  If that’s not interactive, then I don’t know what is! Watch It Now

Crash Pad Series – Episode 9: Julie & Michelle: Not only is this Crashpad Series movie a totally sexy fuck fest, complete with my porno crush, Michelle Aston, but it’s the first Male-to-Female trans porn I’ve ever seen that doesn’t treat trans female identity as a fetish (aka. Tranny porn, she-males, etc.).  Major thumbs up forrethinking gender and redefining porn. Watch It Now

Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes: This long awaited Belladonna masterpiece brings together a bunch of my favorite porn stars, including April Flores, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and, of course, Belladonna for TWO discs worth of delightfully debaucherous strap-on dyke action.  Seriously hot, but don’t take my word for it – check it out! Watch It Now

Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:

Spareparts’ Joque Harness: After coveting this super sturdy strap-on harness for a long time, 2009 finally brought Joque my way… and he was totally worth the wait!  A one piece jock strap style harness with lots of velcro and stretchy/adjustable bits, this special guy is easy to use, fast to slip into and is totally stellar in holding your piece on tight!  If you are looking for a quality harness (with no animal products!) this is it! Buy It Now

Talula: I’ve tried by share of dildos over the years, and nothing has come close to the experience of Talula.  Created with a steep upward curve and a nice girth, this silicone buddy has quickly joined my small legion of frequently used toys.  Seriously, this curve is puuurrr-fect. Buy It Now

Hitachi Magic Wand: As hyped as it is, the Hitachi lives up to it’s impressive reputation.  This thing really is the Cadillac of vibes.  It took me 27 years to get one, and now that I have it, I’m not quite sure how i lived so long without it. Buy It Now

The Porn Librarian

Top 5 Movies:

Her Porn: Petra Joy has put together a collection of for women porn that absolutely blew my mind this past year. There’s a ton of hot action, including Shu Lea Cheang, a queer media artist’s, amazing clip from her film that premiered at Sundance. Anyone who likes lady porn should check it out. Watch It Now

Bella Loves Jenna: This is an old movie, but I had never seen it and totally loved it, so it makes the 2009 list! I shouldn’t have to say anything besides the fact that it stars Belladonna and Jenna Jameson, in my opinion. Of course, if you’re looking for more, you can check out my review of this freaky feature film starring two of the biggest leading ladies every! Watch It Now

Michael Lucas’ Auditions Volume 4:I love me some gay porn. I love this one because it just happens to have Edu Boxer bottoming for the first time on film with his partner Manu Maltes. Their chemistry is off the charts and it makes for some amazing wanking material. If you love big, manly men, you have to see this scene! Watch It Now

Perversions Of Lesbian Lust 1:This is definitely my favorite movie cover image of the year, but looks aren’t everything and this is one amazing porno from Madison Young. Starring Young, Lorelei Lee and the gorgeous Dylan Ryan, this kinky flick is one of my favorite lesbo flicks of all time. If you’re not into kink, don’t miss out on the opening scene which is totally vanilla and super hot. If you are a kinkster, stop reading and start viewing. Watch It Now

Crash Pad Series – Episode 3: Jiz & Shawn :Jiz and Shawn (Syd Blakovich) are two of my favorite stars and this movie will show you why. They’re both smokin’ hot and never hold back when they’re filming. If you want to see real queer porn, check these two out! Watch It Now

Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:

Form 6: I have a lot of amazing high-end toys, but I was blown away by Jimmyjane’s Form 6 once I finally got my hands on it. I don’t really think i have time to explain all of the great things that made it a must for this list, but I broke it down to the best of my ability in our review. All I know is that I hope that more Jimmyjane toys find their way into my home in 2010! Buy It Now

Lovemoiselle Noemie:When you review a toy of toys, it’s sometimes hard to excited about another dildo. The moment I got my hands on this ceramic wand, I knew I had something special. It’s obviously gorgeous, but what really counts is how well it performs and boy does it. It’s non-porous and can be sterilized, which is awesome in my book. Buy It Now

FrzKey

Top 5 Movies:

Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – David Taylor: Ah, I still remember stumbling across this rare gem featuring the absolutely scrumptious David Taylor before he became a super famous gay-for-pay stud. This film stands as the anchor for many a fantasy of mine, in which I first meet the famous Mr. Taylor and then sweep him off his feet – all made extra special since I’d basically forgotten I could have fantasies after all the porn. Thanks for that! Watch It Now

A Man With A Maid – Tales Of Victorian Lust: It was seriously difficult to pick just one Sweet Sinner film, since absolutely every single one of them has knee buckling amazing sex scenes. I picked this one for being light on James Deen because I still feel guilty lusting after other women’s men, even if not especially women as awesome as Joanna Angel. Watch It Now

Speakeasy: Yeah I just saw this one and already it’s one of my favorites. Wow, Courtney Trouble does some seriously fine work; I actually spent an hour gushing about it in the office the morning after. Seriously, getting a porn reviewer to gush about your work like a stricken fangirl takes some serious talent and finally I know what J.D.’s been talking about all year! Watch It Now

Cry Wolf: Best plot, ok sex (I mean seriously, no big name studio compares to Sweet Sinner there), best acting all year. Period. Awesome porno all around. I really wish there were more like these out there.. Watch It Now

Depravity Episode 1:I kind of love all the hentai I watch. When I first became an anime fan, I decided to basically watch every animated short, movie, series and ova I could get my grubby little hands on. I’ve almost gotten to the point where I’m more discerning in my viewing – almost. It really depends on how much I have access to (when I started, only Sailor Moon, DBZ and Hamtaro were available to me, now things have gotten more complex). This was one of the few hentai’s I watched this year where the female character, though still in distress, managed to hold her own. She gave them what for and really had me on the edge of my seat cheering her on. Watch It Now

Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:

Sliquid Organics O Gel: Totally fan-fucking-tastic lube. This stuff justifies all my previous Sliquid related lust and now I’ve got the urge to own the entire line, my old lube just doesn’t compare to this stuff. Buy It Now

Coochy Protection:This stuff has seriously changed the way I see shaving, it’s actually had a serious impact on my life that reaches outside of the bedroom and I love it to death! Buy It Now

Have a very happy new year and a fabulous 2010!

xoxo
- The Ladies of HotMoviesForHer!

Dear Porno Editors,

I love Michelle Aston. She is a sexy scientist who is amazing enough to be on the official list of people I am allowed to make out with if I meet her and she’s interested. Seriously, how hot is this chick?

Sadly, last I knew, she was no longer working in the industry. While I totally respect her decision and wish her the best, that doesn’t mean I don’t often check for new additions to the site that feature her.

Recently, it has come to my attention that the people editing porno comps are working together to ruin my life. Five out of the last ten movies to go live starring Ms. Aston feature the same fucking scene. I mean, it’s a decent scene, but can you understand that I don’t want to watch Aston fuck Aubrey Adams over and over again. Apparently, this scene is handed out to porn companies like Ed Hardy gear is handed over to that John and Kate dude. I just really wish I never had to see either again.

So, in conclusion, I’d really appreciate it if everyone would stop ruining my day by including this hot but overexposed scene in your latest “lesbian” porno.

Thanks a bunch,
The Porn Librarian

Fans of Michelle Aston can read about the scene and then check it out in JD’s review of Girls in Training 4. It’s awesome.

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  Doesn’t it seem like it’s Wednesday again before you know it?  These summer weeks fly by ridiculously fast!  But yes, it is Wednesday, and you know what that means… Link Love!  We’ve been to the end of the interweb and back to bring you all the sexiest news out there.  I know, I know, we are pretty awesome…

Let’s get to it!

- Stockholm Pride wants to know how hetero your Twitter is.  Seems a bit weird a first, but after their explanation, it all makes awesome sense.  HotMovies4Her twitter is hilariously 1% hetero.  Seeing a how two big dykes tweet for us, that doesn’t seem shocking at all.

- While I think sexuality at any age is totally awesome, I really could have died happy never hearing Babwa Walters talk about anal sex.  Thanks Bruno.  Though her disgusted face is kind of amazing.

- Woa.  Even porn has commentary on the way Lindsay Lohan leads her life.  All I know is that I am super excited to see Dylan Ryan play Sam Ronson. 

-CNBC’s one hour special Porn: The Business Of Pleasure airs tonight at 9pm, 10pm and 1am Eastern.  Check out this clip with Sasha Grey on Fleshbot.

- Jiz Lee goes for a little taxi ride in the Big Apple… complete with awesome pictures.

Enjoy!  Hope it gets you through til Fri!

xoxo
J.D. Bachery