Tag Archives: Merry XXXmas

An XXXmas Sextravaganza – Dreaming Of A White Cumshot

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Ho Ho Ho, Happy Holidays!  For you, a toy truck; for you a new iPod; and for you, a nice white cumshot!  Merrrrry Christmas!  Sometimes all you want for Christmas is splooge.  Sure, I know that the money shot get a bad rap in porn – that it signifies all that is male-focused in dirty movies.  While I do agree that when it comes to mainstream porno movies, the cumshot is the pièce de résistance, I think there is something to be said about some women really fucking enjoying their dude’s pearly white cum, be it on their faces, tits, or wherever else he shoots.  I get that there is more to sex than that, but who am I to yuck someone else’s yum (aka.… More

Mandy Goodhandy’s Porn For The Holidays

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Out of all of the holiday porno I’ve watched lately, this is the one that pleases me the most! I’d never heard of Mandy Goodhandy, but thanks to a broad search for XXXmas movie I can look forward to a 2011 packed full of fun reality fucking!

I’m not sure how this studio went unnoticed for so long, but tell me this doesn’t sound fantastic:

The Mandy Goodhandy show is shot in front of a live nightclub audience every Wednesday at Goodhandy’s, a Toronto pansexual bar.… More

A Fucking Christmas Dinner

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Merry fucking Christmas! It’s that time of year again when the whole family gets together to eat, make merriment and have a massive orgy around the table? Wait, what? Now, I may not know all of the various x-mas traditions (I am a Jew after all), but I am guessing that it’s also not customary to bring a gift of lesbians decked out in festive garb to help lead that family orgy?… More

Top Five Tuesday – All I Want For Christmas is Bleu

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I don’t want a lot for Christmas – there’s just one thing I need.  I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.  I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know.  Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is… Bleu.

As in Bleu Productions, that is.  As in the hottest fetish erotica from filmmaker Maria Beatty.  Her movies are amazingly sexy and visually stunning in a way that make them so much more than mere pornos.  So this special pre-Christmas Top Five is all about the Bleu that makes my XXX-mas dreams come true.… More

A Very Creamy Christmas

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There are two things I require in an XXX-mas movie.  First, there needs to be some actual holiday gear in the scenes, and not just on the box cover.  That means I want Santa hats, white fur trim, red lingerie (velvet if you want to go all out) and maybe some candy cane stripes for good measure.  And I expect these to be featured throughout the video to really bring the holiday cheer home.  Anyone can stick a red hat on a model, snap a cover picture and call it a Christmas flick, but if you want to impress me, you’ve gotta do it up right.  Fucking is great, but I came here for the XXX-mas!… More

Inquiring Minds Want To Know: Holiday Wish List

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What do our favorite porn performers think about the industry? Inquiring minds want to know! Well, we asked and they answered! Welcome to our latest editor’s spotlight column, where we ask a bunch of stars the same question and see what kind of awesome answers grace our inbox.

This month’s question:

We know you’ve all been super nice… as well as deliciously naughty this year, so… what tops your holiday wish list?… More