Mercenary Pictures

I dedicated this week’s Top Five Tuesday to one of my porno crushes, Dane Cross.  I almost put this movie on the list, but I chose to reserve it for its very own porno review.  One, because I have never seen him in a solo masturbation movie and two, because Chris Strokes (another one of my porno crushes) is up in the mix stroking his cock.  There are a total of 10 masturbating men in Handyman Volume 4 so there is bound to be one for everyone.  I am personally focusing my attention on Dane and Chris.

This movie is directed and narrated by Tina Tyler.  She briefly chats with her subjects, films them as they get off and interviews them after the fact.  The guys talk to the camera as if they’re talking to you. “I wish you were hear”, “I wish you were wrapped around my cock”, fairly standard dirty talk fare.  It is a little more genuine from some than others.  What I definitely DON’T like about this movie is the terrible hotel lobby back ground music.  It sucked because I wanted to hear what the guys were saying so I couldn’t mute it.  It isn’t the worst tragedy that I’ve faced in life, but it’s definitely a porno bummer.

We open up with our short chat with Chris Strokes. He is such a cutie.  He loves to give the camera the flirty eye brow raise – a little corny, but endearing.  Cut to his jerk off scene.  I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this before, but damn this boy has a big beautiful cock.  He is sporting 10 ½ inches solid man meat.  He looks great stroking it to and so do his toned chest and ab muscles.  He fakes us out a few times and tenses up like he is about to come before he actually does.  I don’t mind though, he grips the arm rest of his chair and we get to see his rippling delts and their nice striations.  Yeah, I like muscles, what of it?  He blows his load after he tells us to look at what we do to him (ala playing with his sticky pre-come).  During his post orgasm interview we find out that he likes the “exotic ladies” and spends 4 hours per day in the gym.

Dane Cross is up next.  He isn’t necessarily soft spoken, but he has a bit more shyness to him than our ballin’ boy, Chris.  We wake him up in bed and find that he his hiding his nice thick sizeable cock under the sheets.  As prescribed, he plays with himself and talks to the camera.  His words seem a little less genuine, as Dane is more of the “suck my cock now” type of guy rather than the “let me hold you” type of guy, but this just wasn’t that kind of porno.  He is shy, but dirty.  We already know this from his work, but I’ll point out that in the interview he mentions that he likes 180 girls that are similar to him.  By 180 he means he likes nice clean cut girls that are total dirt bags under the sheets (umm, allow me to introduce myself).  We watch Dane stroke it until he blows his load on himself and it is glorious.

I love watching solo masturbation movies as much as I love the crazy intense rough fucking movies.  Watching people get themselves off is just plain hot – their o-faces, the way their bodies tense and flex, their hand movements.  The fact that I got to watch two of my favorite dudes jerk off in the same movie was fan-fucking-tastic.

Watch Handyman Volume 4 now!

Love,

Ginger Leigh

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I’m a huge fan of Tina Tyler, so you can imagine how excited I was to read that she is going to be performing onscreen again for a limited time.

Besides being super sexy, Tyler is a brilliant lady and a great advocate for women in the industry. Since she originally stopped performing, she’s been working for Lexington Steele’s production company Mercenary Pictures as a director and executive liason. She’s the woman responsible for bringing us the Handy Man series. If you want to see the hottest straight men in adult getting themselves off, you won’t find a better series.

Anyways, I’m totally looking forward to seeing this incredible woman back in action. It’s sure to be MILF-tastic! Oh, and if you missed it the first time around, check out our interview with Tyler.

PS – she’s Canadian. I freaking love Canadians.

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“Thinking man’s porn star” turned director
(with an eye for hot, muscle guys!)

Tina Tyler, former performer turned director, works for Mr. Hottness himself, Lexington Steele‘s production company Mercenary Pictures. As a performer, she was nominated for multiple AVN awards, winning the 2003 AVN Award for Best Non-Sex Performance for The Ozporns. Now she is executive liaison and director for Mercenary Pictures, one of the hottest interracial studios – and when I say “hottest”, I’m actually referring to the men, the sex, and the men, and the women and the men (in case that wasn’t clear… they use some pretty hot guys). Here, she also started the Handyman series, a solo male masturbation series made for women! Score!

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Studio: Mercenary Pictures Category: Solo Male

Director Tina Tyler is doing it for the ladies in her Handy Man series. She’s collected a group of incredibly hot guys who are jerking off for you. I love that this series is so obviously made for women, because you don’t see a lot of JO movies made with the ladies in mind. The guys are pretty eclectic, so you’re sure to find someone who turns you on. I really liked Mario Rossi, who puts on quite a show in scene seven. He never stopped talking to the camera – letting you know exactly what he likes as he strokes his sizable cock. The director also takes the time to find out a little about each guy, just in case you like to know a bit about your objects of lust. This series is a great way to get to know some of your favorite stars a little better. Men aren’t usually the focus in heterosexual porn, but thanks to Tina Tyler, you get to see a new side of these muscular gods.
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