Meggan Mallone

Whenever I see the word “cum” in the title of a movie, I roll my eyes. Maybe it’s the grammar/spelling policewoman inside of me, or maybe it’s just that flicks with “cum” in the title don’t usually tend to get me going. It’s a good thing that I have a total weakness for the sassy attitude and smiling face of Meggan Mallone. She pretty much tops my list of mainstream porno ladies and every movie I’ve seen her in is totally worth a watch – including this Vivid video.

Clocking in at more than three and a half hours long, this super-sized sexy romp is broken down into five scenes; each with their own pre-fucking gonzo/interview experience. By gonzo I mean that the star is talking to the camera, interacting with the dude filming (which in this instance is B. Skow).

Unlike other mid-porno interviews I’ve watched, these ones are less “tell me about your porn experience” and more “take off your top so we can see your tits.” And really, either of those is fine by me. At times B. Skow comes off as being a little too pervy for me – which must be extra pervy, because I can take a whole lot of lechery. I’m not gonna lie though, the interviews were my favorite part of the movie.

It’s not that I didn’t like watching the sex, mind you. It’s just that the action is pretty standard here. There’s nothing that really makes it stand out from any other porno. I mean, how many times you can watch the whole oral sex – penis in vag sex – ejaculation combo before you want to watch something that’s totally different. And I love that this movie had both. Fun for the whole family!

My favorite scenes of this flick were definitely the ones with Meggan Mallone in them (obviously), but if I had to choose a fave between the two, I would have to go with the first scene. Mallone not only brings her intense sass to the screen, we get to see her prance around and strip down to her skivvies. While seeing her naked is awesome, it’s super hot to watch her dance around in underpants. It’s the unexpected things in porn that truly make the experience for me. So if you like pretty girls, lots of talking and a bit of hardcore action – this one is for you.

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When I really like something, I’m the kind of person that decides that it’s my favorite thing ever and takes any opportunity to talk it up.  This is true when it comes to porn stars as well.  I will find a star I like and blog about them incessantly, only switching gears when I find someone new to obsess over.  For better or worse, that’s just how I roll.  But unfortunately my system kinda blows for the ton of other stars I really enjoy watching but haven’t turned into fangirl crush objects.

So, because we are so close to the weekend and the fact that it’s Friday the 13th (yikes!), I’ve decided to take a little time out to swoon over some of my favorite, but rarely talked about, performers.  Today feels like a day to spread the love around.
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A bunch of weeks back, I was watching the premiere of Conan O’ Brien taking over The Tonight Show, when all of a sudden Conan was hanging out in the middle of the Vivid Entertainment Group’s offices.  What the hell?  Apparently Conan was just paying a visit to his new neighbors, who reside right across the street from his Tonight Show set. 

Yep, Vivid was on The Tonight Show.  That is how big the porno emipre of Vivid really is - they’ve become a household name…  a sexy, sexy household name, like Hitachi Magic Wand, or Debbie Does Dallas.  And with more than 2000 movies and a slew of super hot contract girls under their belt, as well as changing the face of porn and adult marketing since 1984,Vivid is turing 25!
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I don’t get to watch funny porn very often, so when I saw this Vivid Premium movie was categorized under humor, I jumped at the chance. Aside from being pretty freaking hilarious, which I’ll get to in a minute, this flick as all the high quality video/production that has come to be expected of a Vivid title and, obviously, a ton of super hot sex. So, we’ve got a good plot, awesome production value and hot sexin’ – pretty much the trifecta of great porno.

Ok, let’s talk about this plot. Basically Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn are two guys with big dicks who find out their friend Matt (Voodoo) has quite the small member, which explains why he always turns the ladies down. To help him, they bring to get hypnotized by “Manning the Guru” and have him believe that he has a giant schlong. I’m not going to spoil the rest of it by giving away the ending, but just know it’s worth a watch.

To me, the best part of this movie was definitely the performers. The ones they chose to fill each roll worked out perfectly and the humor was dead on the money. I guess it doesn’t hurt that I think Meggan Mallone is one of the sexiest performers out there. For me, it was all Stone and Gunn that make the movie, even in spite of all the dick jokes. And I’m pretty sure that Evan Stone could make it in acting even if he kept his clothes on. He’s gotta get those Coen Brothers on the phone!

Let’s not forget about the sex! The scene I found hottest was the first. Stone and Gunn team up and go for an orgy with two women, switching women every so often. While sure that could come off as a little crude, I thought it was pretty hot. Especially when the girls were leaning close to each other. Fuck pile!

And though I watch porn all the time and see a ton of dicks, including these ones before, I don’t think I’ve ever noticed how big they are! These three guys are the owners of some massive cocks.

So, dicks in hands, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn and Voodoo totally turned this movie from a good idea on paper to a freakin’ awesome porno on the screen! Job well do. You can give those wangs a pat on the back!

-J.D. Bauchery

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I wish Meggan Malone was having some conversations with me – in English, Spanish, Pig Latin, whatever. This super sassy brunette beauty is hotter than hot and I don’t think I’ve seen a Meggan Mallone movie I haven’t loved. This particular flick follows Megs trying to get the attention of her jerk boyfriend and she thankfully drops his loser ass for greener pastures of the Spanish chef variety. Seriously, this fuckhead boyfriend barely gets off the couch long enough to give Meggan the attention she respects. Good thing he steps away from watching the game for at least a few minutes, because I would have totally reached through the screen and smacked him upside the head.

Anyway, fuck that dude – let’s talk about the hot Spaniard that actually treats Meggan right and fucks her up and down his restaurant. Built and brawny, with rock hard abs and an equally stiff cock, Ramon teaches Meggan his native tongue while using it to make her come over and over. If you love Meggan Mallone or super hot international fucking – this is the movie for you. Muy caliente!

-J.D. Bauchery

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I don’t think I’ve ever wished to be Derrick Pierce before, but after this nearly 2 hour in-depth “interview” with Meggan Mallone, I am definitely wishing I was at least in his shoes. A journalist for an internet magazine, Pierce meets up with the Vivid newbie at a local restaurant for a little one-on-one chat that ends in debauchery when they end up back at her house to finish the conversation. While their discussion is interspersed with Jennifer Dark and Voodoo fucking both each other and everyone else, it was really Derrick and Meggan that I was enjoying. Well, more like Meggan Mallone. Not that I don’t appreciate Derrick Pierce’s hard body, nice tattoos and great acting job, I’ll admit that it’s more often than not the ladies I am looking for and Meggan Mallone is definitely one worth checking out. Brunette, brash and sassy, Ms. Mallone might just be my new favorite star to keep an eye on.

-J.D. Bauchery

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