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HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

Picobong Moka G-VibeI am not best friends with my G-spot, and this is a constant source of annoyance for me. I’d love to be able to orgasm just from penetrative sex, and squirt all over the place, but it just hasn’t happened for me. About a year ago I went out and got my first penetrative toy, a $30 silicone vibrator with a slightly bulbous and flexible head a hint of a curve. About once a week I’d try fucking myself with it, but I’d have to prop myself up onto every pillow I owned and contort myself into the most unsexy of positions if I wanted to feel anything on my g-spot. It seemed like my g-spot and I were just never going to be able to warm up to each other, and that my clit would forever be the only love in my life.

Enter the PicoBong Moka G-Vibe! PicoBong is the hip, unfortunately named, Hawaiian themed, more affordable offshoot of the high end Swedish company LELO, with toys pricing in at anywhere from $35 for a little bullet vibe to $129 for the crazy ass Transformer. The $59 Moka G-Vibe is a curved, flat tipped g-spotting vibrator that comes in at about 7.5 inches. It’s made of hard plastic coated in body safe, non-porous, phthalate free silicone; the silicone itself has a soft, silky feeling to it, but the vibe as a whole is very hard, with no give at all, yet it’s lightweight and doesn’t tire out my wrist. It comes in a flimsy, useless box with only an instructional manual and a little cellphone charm for no discernible reason; no storage bag or batteries, unfortunately, despite needing 2 AAA’s. Moka boasts 12 vibe patterns and I don’t know how many speeds; I don’t really mess with the patterns, but I’m sure they’re fine. When I turned my Moka on for the first time my initial reaction was, “What is this shit?” because the lowest setting is pretty damn weak, but it does work up to a lovely, strong rumble. It has three easy to navigate buttons on the side and is roommate tested and approved for noise.

Picobong Vibration Patterns
Picobong’s Twelve Vibration Patterns

Ok, so what does this little bro do to my pussy? To warm myself up I like to use it on my clit (which PicoBong’s website annoying refers to as a C-Spot. Stop it, that’s not a thing, it’s a clitoris goddammit) and I could seriously come super quickly just from that. The flattened portion of the head nestles nicely between my labia and happily rumbles away on my clit. However, when I flip the Moka around so that it curves towards my body, the pointed tip of the head pinpoints my clit in a way that I’ve never felt before. I have an absurdly tiny clit, so I’ve gotten used to having it just be totally enveloped by whatever sensation I’m applying to it. It’s pretty eye-opening, for me, to have a toy that has enough of a pronounced tip that all of its vibrations are completely concentrated on the head of my clit. I have to stop myself from coming too soon when I use the Moka this way so that I can use it for its main purpose.

And that main purpose is G-spotting! Sadly, I still haven’t squirted or orgasmed only from using the Moka G, but I’ve definitely had that tell tale “need to pee” feeling and have had much stronger orgasms than usual. The success of the Moka lies in the curve and the flat tipped head. The curve reaches my G-spot easily, and the head has the right amount of surface area to really grab onto my G-spot. I don’t even have to thrust wildly with it; I just kind of nudge it back and forth inside of me and it grabs my G-spot with minimal effort. The shaft of the Moka is more than long enough to penetrate my vagina to the necessary depth while leaving enough of handle to hold onto.

So are me and my G-spot best friends yet? No. But with the Moka G-Vibe, we’re becoming better acquainted than ever before.  At $59, the Moka could do with a few more bells and whistles, like a storage bag and sturdier packaging, but it’s still much more affordable than most G-spotters out there. I’d definitely recommend it to someone, especially a beginner, who’s looking for a good, versatile vibe that will also hit their G-spot at a price that won’t break the bank.

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Sex Toys for the Holidays

Now that we’re in the midst of the Holiday season of 2014, we’re all scrambling to find the perfect gift for our special someone, or even just a treat for ourselves! Kids aren’t the only people who look forward to finding toys under the tree, so I visited Philadelphia’s Kink Shoppe, a sex positive and gender neutral adult toy and fetish boutique and spoke to Caitlin, a sex educator and customer service representative. She gave me a ton of information about how to go about buying sex toys for your significant other, and had dozens of great gift ideas!

“When it comes to purchasing something for a partner, a lot of people either tend to think about what they want to see their partner using or what they think their partner would like, and if they haven’t had a lot of experience using toys with their partner, that can often backfire. So they might buy something and say, ‘You know, I bought this dildo because it looks like me.’ It can sometimes not be what they want. Usually I’ll tell people that if you don’t have a lot of experience using toys with your partner to think about what they like or ask them what they like and what they want. In terms of buying things for yourself, it’s the same thing. Think about sensations you like. It’s good to experiment with your body and feel around.”

Caitlin also recommends taking into consideration what materials are in your sex toys so as to avoid risk of injury or disease. “Toxins in sex toys are becoming less of a problem now. I know that a lot of toys now use less pthalates, which is a really toxic material that softens plastic and can cause irritation and can possibly lead to problems with your endocrine system. But there’s still toxic materials and porous materials in general; jelly, elastomer, TPR, things like that are still going to degrade over time and get certain bacteria trapped in them. They could potentially transmit an STI or a bacterial or vaginal yeast infection. So generally I tell people that it’s better to keep with non porous materials like silicon, glass, metal, stone, ABS Hard plastic, ceramics, and treated wood.”

We-vibe touch sex toy
We-vibe touch

Keeping in mind the who, what, where, when, why, and how in mind, I asked Caitlin what sex toys would be good for anyone to gift to a female partner, especially someone who has never used sex toys before. She recommends, you guessed it, vibrators! “A lot of women can’t orgasm without clitoral stimulation, and vibrations are really good for that.” She showed me We Vibe’s Tango and Touch vibrators, two cute-as-a-button Bullet style vibes. The Tango is a hard-plastic bullet that can also fit into toys with bullet sleeves, including We Vibe’s own Pleasure Mates collection, making the versatile Tango perfect for whatever mood strikes you and your lady. The Touch is wider and covered in silicon, thereby giving We Vibe’s powerful motor a softer transmission of sensation.

lelo mona 2 sex toy
LELO Mona 2

If you’re looking for a vibrating toy that can be used either internally or externally, Caitlin points towards the strong and waterproof Lelo Mona 2, whose powerful vibrations will hit both the g-spot and clitoris.

we-vibe sex toys
We-Vibe couples vibrator


What about toys that you and your lady can use together? “Any toy is a couple’s toy,” said Caitlin, “but a toy made specifically as a [straight] couple’s toy would be the We-Vibe, which is a c-shaped vibrator that can be worn during penetrative sex and vibrates against the clitoris and g-spot.” Not going to lie, the We-Vibe is my current dream toy. However, Caitlin does caution that the We-Vibe “doesn’t work for everyone. It might not sync up with everyone’s anatomy, and not everyone likes how it feels, but that’s any toy. There’s no guarantee that somebody’s going to like it.”

tantus c-sling sex toys
Tantus C-Sling

We then talked about a couple’s toy that I have a little more experience with: cock rings! These guys can give those of you with penises a harder, more sustained erection and you can wear it while your partner present or while you’re having some alone time. In terms of non-vibrating rings, Caitlin recommends the Tantus Super Stretch C-Ring, a stretchy silicone ring that is super inexpensive at about $10. You can also try the Tantus C-Sling, made with a firmer silicon than the C-Ring. This guy has a teardrop shaped base that will stimulate your perineum (taint, grundle, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, etc.) for added orgasmic possibilities!

Jejoue Mio
Jejoue Mio

Vibrating cock rings have gotten me into trouble in the past; whenever I put them on my boo’s cock and turn it on, the ring’s goofy space-age look and the loud vibrations make me think that his dick is a rocket ship, sending me into a fit of giggles. I don’t think that I would have that problem with the elegantly designed and whisper quiet Jejoue Mio. According to Caitlin, “It’s silicon, waterproof, rechargeable, has a really stretchy ring, and it’s really strong. It’s top of the line because it’s more comfortable than other rechargeable cock rings that I’ve seen on the market.”

Tenga Eggs
Tenga Egg collection

If you’re looking for a stocking stuffer that takes its name seriously seriously, give your guy Tenga’s Egg or Cup! These Japanese masturbation sleeves with keep your penis-owning SO happy while you’re away. The Egg can be washed out and used a few times, while the pre-lubricated Cup is for a single use. These are especially great for a guy who isn’t ready to commit to a more serious sleeve. “The cups would be a good one to start out with because they’re similar to the bigger ones like the Tenga Flip Hole… which opens up so that you can clean it out.”

Tantus C-Sling
Tantus C-Sling

It’s your time to shine, lesbians! “Some lesbians like penetrative toys, others don’t. If you do, I would recommend a strap on harness of some sort.” Caitlin showed me the SpareParts Hardwear harness, which is super adjustable and machine washable, as well as a simple O’Ring Harness which allows you to change the size of the ring and work with whatever size cock you want. From there, you have lots of different options for what cock you like; there’s the super realistic VixSkin line from Vixen Creations, or you can get a totally bonkers fantasy cock from Bad Dragon. Personally, I’m head over heels in love with the beyond cute and friendly looking dildos from BS Atelier.

Vixen Creations VixSkin Line
Vixen Creations VixSkin Line
Image courtesy of HeyEpiphora.com*

If someone in your relationship is a transman looking for a really realistic toy, Caitlin again points toward the VixSkin line from Vixen Creations. “They’re super realistic in terms of texture and look, and they come in a few different skin tones. And not necessarily for sex, but New York Toy Collective makes really nice packers.” Caitlin also showed me New York Toy Collective’s Love Bump, which adds balls to your dildo and includes a bullet vibe. As for transwomen, “It really depends on the person. Any trans person is going to have very varying preferences, and some trans ladies might prefer not to be penetrated. It depends where they are in their transition.”

Tantus Beginner Ball Gag sex toys
Tantus Beginner Ball Gag

If you and your partner are interested in exploring kink and BDSM, Caitlin and I both suggest that you learn about safety first, be it through books, films, whatever. Check out Tristan Taormino’s Guide To Bondage For Couples, Midori’s Expert Guide To Sensual Bondage, and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Kinky Sex for Couples. Once you know what you’re getting yourself into, try Tantus’ Beginner Ball Gag. “It’s silicon and it fills your mouth, but it has a small base so it doesn’t prop your jaw open too much, which can be uncomfortable.”

njoy pure plugs
nJoy Pure Plugs

If you want something to put in your butt, check out NJoy’s Pure Plugs and Pfun Plug for the male g-spot. They’re made of weighty surgical stainless steel, with a deliciously bulbous head and a tapered stem for easy retention. Not only that, they’re just gorgeous and super sexy looking.

All of these toys (and many more!) are available at Kink Shoppe in Philadelphia, or at your own locally owned adult store. All of us at HMFH wish you the merriest of sex lives as you head into the new year!

*HeyEpiphora.com is one of our favorite sex toy review sites, run by veteran sex toy reviewer Epiphora. We also encourage you to read her awesome holiday sex toy guide from 2013 here.

The Hottest Men of Porn Who Are Not James Deen-Part 2


Introducing Your Latest Masturbation Fantasies!

Last year we compiled a list of our favorite men of porn, but both our readers and I felt that we made a few egregious omissions. I’m here to rectify this and give you five more hung hotties to populate your diddle dreams!


Tyler Nixon

Tyler Nixon bio page

So Tyler’s twenty seven, but can pretty easily pull off being barely legal. He looks like he was the captain of the football team and home coming king at a small town Iowa high school, with a cute face and a sweet and awkward disposition.  He’s actually a California boy and likes surfing and snowboarding (with the bod to prove it!) and he takes pretty good photographs. He frequently gets paired up with MILFs and cougars in his flicks.

Sample Tweet: If an escort charges 1k an hour, how much would 6.25 minutes cost me? #justasking

Best place to see him in action: Aftermath

Find more: Twitter and Instagram and watch him now


Manuel Ferrara

Manuel Ferrara bio

This stupidly hot Frenchman has the bragging rights to being the only dude to win the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year five times, more than anyone else. He’s the sort of guy that you meet in a Paris café while travelling alone on a personal journey to “find yourself,” and he brings you under his strong, masculine wing and takes you on an adventure of love, self discovery, and lots and lots of orgasms involving a baguette in your booty.  Also, dude’s really good at dirty talk, and combined with that French accent, you’ve got yourself a pile of wet panties over here. Sorry ladies, Manuel’s taken; he’s engaged to and has started a family with the lovely Kayden Kross.

Sample tweet: A man should protect his love ones from any danger, never be that danger.

Best place to see him in action: A Love Triangle

Find more: Twitter and Instagram and Tumblr and his website and watch him now


Keni Styles

Keni Styles

Here’s another guy with a sexy ass accent! Keni is Thai born and British raised, having served seven years in the British military before joining the porn biz. He can flip between sensual and dominant at a moment’s notice in his performance, and he strikes me as someone that views fucking as somewhat of a spiritual exercise. He’s also a bit of a trailblazer, being one of the very few active male heterosexual performers of Asian descent, and we love diversity in our porn! And did we mention his amazing tattoos?

Sample tweet: The higher you get the more you see. Be free and share love unconditionally. Namasté

Best place to see him in action: Summer Vacation

Find more: Twitter and Tumblr and Instagram and watch him now


Mick Blue 

Mick Blue bio

I have a friend who goes by Q-Dawg, and one day she confided in me that she had discovered a porn guy that she liked: an Austrian by the name of Mick Blue. “Oh yeah,” I responded. “I’ve seen his penis.” A few nights later I dreamt that I set her up on a sex date with Mick, because in my dreams I am really good friends with porn stars and hang out with them in bars. So today I asked Q-Dawg if I could quote her on why she liked Mick Blue, and she responded, “I like Mick Blue because he’s a silver fox with a hot bod who can throw a girl around in bed.” And if that’s good enough for Q-Dawg, then it’s good enough for me. Unfortunately for Q-Dawg, Mick is off the market; he’s married to Anikka Albrite.

Sample tweet: What an amazing moment to go back with my love @anikkaalbrite to where everything began :-). Feels and looks like a fairy tail :-)

Best place to see him in action: Anikka

Find more: Instagram and Twitter and watch him now


Steven St. Croix

Steven St. Croix bio

He’s the daddy to rule them all. He famously had his cock (his beautiful, beautiful cock) insured for $1 million in 1996, and fucks MILFs and young ladies with the same sensual ferocity on screen. Off screen he’s a musician, author, and artist, having gone so far as to briefly retire from the industry in 2010 to run an art gallery in Cannes, France. He’s that adjunct that you met in your junior year of college when you took begrudgingly figure drawing to fulfill your art credit, and felt a strange awakening stirring in the depths of your loins every time his deep, commanding voice described the subtle curves of the nude model’s body.

Sample tweet: So apparently, I opened a profile on Grindr thinking it was Tinder…. DayQuil is really strong stuff…beware.

Best place to see him in action: The Sexual Liberation of Anna Lee

Find more: Twitter and watch him now

Happy Endings for Girls, Homemade Sex on Kinect in the Morning Quickie

Today’s Morning Quickie is brought to you by the Z-Pack, which is helping me recover from my nasty bout of a tonsil infection, which is why I wasn’t here last week, which is why you were so bored. Let’s hear it for antibiotics!


The folks over at YourTango posted an article a while ago that I’d love to find out is still happening. Happy Ending Massages for ladies? It was a thing, but I need to know if it’s still happening. Give it a read and get back to me on if this was something you’ve ever tried.

read it here


I’m sure we all remember the “such as…such as…” Miss South Carolina fail. Well, in a proud show of how the nation needs to “create eduation better,” Miss Utah showed up the Southern Belle in a Miss USA WTF moment. When asked why women continue to earn less than men despite 40% being the primary earners in the family, Marissa Powell had a lot, or not much, or does anyone really even know what she had to say?


With the XBox One coming out, and people being all psyched about that (yes, myself included), we’re being told that the device will only work with a constantly-connected internet connection and a camera. Let the sex freedom begin! Here to give you a preview into what sex-on-kinect can look like is artist Alejandro Gómez-Arias, and his amazing RGDBToolKit porno.

view it here


I follow a decent amount of porn stars on Twitter, and most of them are funny, light-hearted, and keep me up to date with what they’re filming and such as and such as. But one thing they always agree on (actually they agree on a lot but I need a good segue here) is the love they foster for Cutting Edge Testing in Sherman Oaks. Since before every production starts you need to get tested, this group of lovely people are on-hand to assure the safety of every porn stars’ nether region in the area. And now, in declaring this “Hepatitis Awareness Month,” they’re screening for both Hepatitis B and C. Progress!

read more here


This is both adorable and useful: a female masturbation app! Still in the beta form, HappyPlayTime, created by designer Tina Gong, shows a little cartoon in the shape of a vagina, with a face. Trust me, it’s awww-worthy. Because FORTY SIX FREAKING PERCENT of women say they masturbate less than once of month (you have got to be fucking kidding me, people), this project was created to educate you on the how-tos and whys of the act, in a visually pleasing way.

explore it here

MASTER-bation May: A Mix Tape for Masturbating

In just a few short days, the nation will gather on porches everywhere to celebrate Memorial Day and the cum coming of summer. But until the 31st actually sees its sundown, we still have eight more days to bang out National Masturbation Month.

So whether you’re a go-hard, get-it-the-eff-done stroker, a candles-make-it-perfect sensitive, or a procrastibator (procrastinate by masturbating), MASTER the moment with this mix that I have set up for you. I promise, “I Touch Myself” is not on here. Neither is the sound of crying.

MASTER-bation May from emmmmja on 8tracks Radio.

May is National Masturbation Month

To celebrate Masturbation Month, Sssh and The Screaming O have teamed up to observe National Masturbation Month with a giveaway of Screaming O Bullet Vibes for the first 250 lucky new Sssh.com members who sign up during the month of May.



By Fiona Wilde.  

It’s National Masturbation Month, and depending on your viewpoint this is an idea that is either a stroke of genius or rubs you the wrong way.

I personally think it’s brilliant, because Costco sells batteries in bulk and some nights it feels just plain wrong to neglect the imaginary affair I’m having with Benedict Cumberbatch to fuck a real person.

Of course not everyone agrees with my positive view of being touchy-feely with one’s naughty bits. A month devoted to masturbation has caused much hand-wringing among conservative types, which is a damn shame because if they just moved those wringing hands between their legs they’d finally understand what all the fuss is about.

But that’s unlikely to happen, and maybe they are seriously concerned about where masturbation can lead. Blindness, madness, hairy palms, acne and reduced sperm count are among the things the religious types warn about. They don’t mention carpal tunnels syndrome, so I’m throwing that in there.

But it’s not even the physical risks that are the anti-wanking crowd finds most egregious. It’s the spiritual risks. According to one Christian website, the danger isn’t so much in the stroking and probing, but what’s behind it. Apparently, jacking off or petting your kitty is probably OK if you’re thinking about your spouse. It’s only a sin if you’re thinking about someone else.

Of course, this means I’m going to hell. But on the upside I’ll be able to get PeeWee Herman’s autograph. And I’ll be able to meet William Blakely, the Tennessee guy who was in the news last month for masturbating out of his car window while driving 90 mph. And the best part? Blakely was reported to have had his penis out the window while doing this. Now I don’t know how men are built in Tennessee, but I do know if a guy can get his dick out of a car window while keeping his foot on the gas that’s worth seeing, even if it means risking a high speed load to the face as he whizzes by.

If this behavior keeps up by men, here is one possible result shown in a French parody short film….

A few months back I wrote a column on Mormons, a group that’s pretty freaked out by masturbation no matter who you’re thinking about. One of their pamphlets recommends taking a Bible or Book of Mormon to bed and holding it really, really tight if you feel the urge to masturbate. Other handy tips included exercising and hanging around with other people in denial about their sexual frustrations.

Another tip I read today suggests thinking unsexy thoughts. So I’m going to try it – live – right now as I write. First I’m going to think of a guy I really want to fuck.

OK. And now I’m thinking unsexy thoughts.

Clowns, math, Ayn Rand, that time I broke my leg, snow peas, parallel parking, cankles, NASCAR…

Nope. Not working.

Apparently more extreme measures are required, and online I perfectly found awful pictures of chastity belts and penile devices that I will not share with you because, frankly, they’re just depressing.

Maybe I’ll just have a box of Graham crackers. It’s a little known fact that the inventor Sylvester Graham was of the opinion that a bland diet would curb lustful thoughts. And so he created a cracker made just for that purpose. But judging by the success of S’Mores and the popularity of fucking around campfires, he called that one all wrong.

Bottom line: Sex is healthy, whether it’s with yourself, yourself and your imaginary friend or yourself and someone else. Hell, throw in your imaginary friend and you can finally have that three-way you always wanted.

If that’s not a reason to celebrate I don’t know what is.

Happy Masturbation Month, everybody!

Happy Easter Fucking!

Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on. Jizzus Christ. Res-erection. Hmm.

Anyway, behold! Three Easter-themed pornos to make your Easter weekend just that little bit filthier! Hop to it!

Easily my top pick for a little Easter weekend masturbation has to go to scene one of Anal Acrobats. The scene features butt magician Dana DeArmond, hardcore hottie Sasha Grey and is directed by the god of capturing circus-style anal sex on film – Jay Sin. I have been gagging to see this film ever since I saw a teaser of it in a magazine once and guess what? It’s even better than I expected. The scene begins like any good Easter porno should – with babes dressed like bunnies. Dana and Sasha hop around and dry hump each other, while sniffing each others butts. Pretty soon they start going at it like rabbits, with Dana pulling Sasha’s thong to the side and rimming her, before filling her butt up with balls that match the colour of her lingerie. In true Jay Sin style, there is a buttload of ass to mouth in this scene, including a particularly hot moment involving Dana choking on Sasha’s post-ass balls, after Sasha holds Dana’s nose closed shut. All in all, Anal Acrobats delivers a very hot, ass-centric scene. Watch Anal Acrobats here.



Easter Bunny 2 stars Lori Anderson, who looks deliciously cute and Easter-y in a thong, ruffly skirt and fluffy bunny ears. Lori gives us a ‘sweet treat’, as she calls it and undresses while playing with her pussy and talking dirty to the camera. “You getting that cock nice and hard” My 7” Tantus silicone cock is always hard for you, Lori. Our Easter bunny spreads her legs and plays ‘hide the Easter egg’ with herself, emptying the basket beside her and filling up the one between her legs. Easter Bunny 2 is definitely a quality over quantity, with the scene only running for about 8 minutes. But, if you like your bunnies of the Lori-variety, aka, cute as hell but with a mouth that could make a sailor blush, then this scene is for you! Watch Easter Bunny 2 here.





Easter Bunny Teenies 1 contains 3 scenes, only one of which is Easter themed. It features brunette cutie Michelle Lynn who clearly loves Easter as much as she loves making porno. The scene starts with her looking ridiculously cute in bunny ears and doing a little Easter egg arts and crafts construction at the kitchen table. Easter clearly gets her frisky as she removes her panties at lightning speed and begins to play with herself, teasing the camera man who makes it no secret that he wants to play with her. It was pretty hot watching Michelle play with herself and make the camera man fetch her Hitachi for her, without letting him join in. Easter Bunny Teenies 1 is cute, cheeky and very amateur but it’s a great ride. Watch Easter Bunny Teenies 1 here.

I’ve run out of time, but honourable mentions of other Easter pornos go to Human Easter Basket and Platinum Bunny Contest!


Girlfriends Caught Masturbating

Women getting themselves off with little pomp and circumstance – now that’s what I call a fabulous week opener.  I haven’t spent too much time with , but when I ran across this video of beautiful, natural girls jerking off and clearly enjoying themselves, I knew I had to stop and take a peek.

Starting with scene one I was already totally engrossed.  I love that this lady masturbates by rubbing up against her purse, grinding her clit into it.  We don’t get humping and grinding much in masturbation porn, so it’s a real treat to come across (pun intended!).  Sure, it’s not all that “camera friendly” since we can’t see her vag, but the honesty and realness of it makes me so happy.  And she mentions that she carries the bag around all day, so I bet it’s an awesome memory when she goes to take something out of it and gets a whiff of pussy.  It’s really the gift that keeps on giving.

Scene two really does it for me too, with this sweet hippie chick fucking herself with what I thought was a dildo, but ends up was a candle (hmmm… not sure about that safety – it looks sharp!).  She also uses a stuffed dolly, grinding it against her clit and basically riding its little fabric face.  I know that sounds so dirty, but really, it was just exciting to see more humping porn.  The fact that it was a little fabric doll is neither here nor there for me (though the doll is adorably weird looking and lovely).  Hippie girl also squirts and tells us all about how it feels once she comes – which is kind of fantastic.  And she calls her pussy a yoni – amazing!

Alright, so scene three is really awesome as well.  This woman starts out sitting on one of those big exercise balls and soon she is grinding against the ball, using it was a tool to get herself off.  She grinds into it for a while before getting naked and using the ball to lay back on so she can rub her pussy with her fingers.  She rolls off a few times, but generally gets it done, while balancing on the exercise ball.  Pretty fucking impressive if you ask me! Also, it really is incredibly cute when she topples off a little…

There are eight scenes all together – all of which are great and offer up lots of real orgasms, but I have to say that the first three scenes really did it for me and they are ones I plan to watch again!

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Smoking Masturbaters 1

Let’s be real, smoking cigarettes is a totally gross habit.  You know it, I know it, and every smoker ever knows it.  While that is true, it also stands to reason that there seems to be some sexy allure to watching someone take a drag off a cigarette and blow the smoke out.  Whether it’s the cool factor that’s ingrained from our high school years, or the fact that it reminds us of cock sucking or some other oral fixation, it’s just a fact that it gets some of us off.

Surprisingly, this is the very first smoking movie I have ever reviewed here on the blog (though, honestly, I haven’t reviewed porn too many other places) in the five years that I’ve been writing here.  Crazy, right?  But hey, ladies like all kinds of things, so who am I to say that we shouldn’t take the time to feature some of the lesser known fetishes.  So today here is  (sic).  I do have to note that masturbators is spelled wrong in the title, which makes my writing side go a little haywire.  Ok, back to the sex.

Maybe I’ve just watched too many movies in my life, but I always thought that people lit up a cigarette AFTER they got off, not during.  Possibly the order doesn’t matter when it comes to masturbating?  Although I would imagine it hard to manage if you want to use both your hands?  Anyway…

I have a total boner for scene three, where a cheeky British brunette talks dirty about smoking and wanting us to touch her horny body.  Yes please!  She incorporates her inhales into her moans, making the whole thing seamless as she fucks herself with her free hand.  I love that she doesn’t even take her panties off.  Soon she pulls a pretty purple dildo out and rubs it all over the outside of her pussy before ramming it in hard and fast, over and over again.  It’s actually pretty impressive that she does drop any ash or the cigarette on herself while banging away and getting off.  Nice work, dirty girl.

While there are plenty of scenes in this flick when girls are smoking and jerking off quietly, I tend to really enjoy the loud and sassy smut talkers.  Scene 9 is another one of those loud ladies, letting us know exactly how much she loves cock and that she wants it so very badly.  She squeezes on her nipples and asks us if we mind if she has a little “fiddle” with herself.  No worries, love, we are right there with you.  Like the woman in scene three, this super sexy wanker inhales in her cigarette while she is moaning, enhancing both actions.  It’s not long before she is in a cloud of smoke, fucking herself silly with a great big dildo. Is this is what going across the pond looks like, sign me up!  What, how could I not be impressed with someone who makes the word “fiddle” sound sexy?

I still thing smoking is nasty and I’m glad I can’t smell the sets, but all in all, this is a pretty smokin’ solo sex flick.

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Hands On Orgasms 7

I like watching women orgasm.  It’s just a fact.  Whether they are getting there on their own, or getting assistance, I am always excited to see real orgasms on screen.  It only makes sense that I would like a studio like , which specializes in spotlighting female orgasms in all their delicious variety.  While most Femorg flicks are women masturbating, this one is slightly different because here they are getting a little handy help from their friendly cameraman.

Focusing on the women’s pleasure, the cameraman here is literally just a hand and an arm that plays with their clits and wields vibrators, bringing them to mind-blowing orgasms again and again.  And with ten scenes and nearly two hours of action, that is a whole heap of real lady pleasure.  Yum!  The one thing that does definitely disappoint me with this movie is that we don’t get any close-ups.  Since the cameraman is busy getting the performers off, the camera stays stationary and never even zooms in or out.  Sure, the handjobs are hot, but not as multidimensional as I like, if that makes any sense…

However they are filmed, these scenes are full of beautiful women that are enjoying themselves and getting off, so really, no complaints here.  I love watching the cameraman treat each woman’s pussy tenderly and give them all undivided attention.  And I totally love that every woman climaxes the ways the really, genuinely do and that each orgasm is different than the next.  I’m not knocking porn movies where women are having obviously fake, screaming orgasms, but knowing that the action is real makes it all so much hotter in my mind.

I have a few favorite scenes of the ten, but honestly, each and every one is really seriously hot and I recommend just skipping through and finding the ones that get you warm in your pants, because I’m sure there will be at least one.

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