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Hot Toy Reviews: Tantus Mark 02

My slutty little heart skipped a beat when Janie led me downstairs to the secret box of sex toys and told me to pick something. I shifted packages around, discovering G-spotters, butt plugs of all sizes, harnesses, bright pink vibrators, and then I saw it: a girthy, realistic dildo from Tantus, and I knew that my vagina finally had Friday night plans. I’d heard so much about Tantus and their excellent 100% silicone dildos, vibes, cock rings, and plugs, and I finally had one of my own: the Mark 02, a non-vibrating, realistic dildo with a flared end that makes it … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: Tantus Mark 02

Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

I’m an old lady who has been through a lot of sex toys, and I’ve become a real snob about the crotch accoutrements I choose for myself these days. Long gone are my younger years where I’d be happy to have a toxic, jelly, rabbit-style vibe that took 10 AA batteries and came with 15 differently hued jelly attachments in my nightstand. I shaped up and invested well since then. As a proud owner of a Hitachi Magic Wand for the last 10 years, and the recipient of countless “free bonus” bullets that came with other sex toy purchases, with … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

Hot Toy Reviews: Bodywand Midnight

At first when I received the Bodywand Midnight, I was a bit chagrined by the cord. I like my toys to be rechargeable and portable, but I soon found that the AC cord on the Midnight is luxuriously long; I didn’t necessarily have to be right next to a wall outlet for comfortable use. Upon first inspection of the Midnight, I was thrilled to find the head was quite flexible–allowing users to modify the angle with which the toy is held. The single-touch vibration dial makes for simple speed adjustment ranging from a soft buzzing to a surprisingly powerful, intense … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: Bodywand Midnight

Hot Toy Reviews: LELO Hula Beads

I remember it well; Janie told us that we were going to be doing more sex toy reviews, and my eyes began to glisten with excitement. She went downstairs, and came back a short while later with that sleek black box tucked under her arm. She dropped it in my lap, and I squealed with delight, upsetting the guys from GayHotMovies.com. It was LELO Hula Beads, which I mixed up with their Luna Beads for a hot second, my brain screaming, “My pelvic floor muscles are going to be able to crush a soda can!” Regardless, I tore into the … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: LELO Hula Beads

HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

I am not best friends with my G-spot, and this is a constant source of annoyance for me. I’d love to be able to orgasm just from penetrative sex, and squirt all over the place, but it just hasn’t happened for me. About a year ago I went out and got my first penetrative toy, a $30 silicone vibrator with a slightly bulbous and flexible head a hint of a curve. About once a week I’d try fucking myself with it, but I’d have to prop myself up onto every pillow I owned and contort myself into the most unsexy … Continue reading HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

Sex Toys for the Holidays

Now that we’re in the midst of the Holiday season of 2014, we’re all scrambling to find the perfect gift for our special someone, or even just a treat for ourselves! Kids aren’t the only people who look forward to finding toys under the tree, so I visited Philadelphia’s Kink Shoppe, a sex positive and gender neutral adult toy and fetish boutique and spoke to Caitlin, a sex educator and customer service representative. She gave me a ton of information about how to go about buying sex toys for your significant other, and had dozens of great gift ideas! “When … Continue reading Sex Toys for the Holidays

The Hottest Men of Porn Who Are Not James Deen-Part 2

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Introducing Your Latest Masturbation Fantasies! Last year we compiled a list of our favorite men of porn, but both our readers and I felt that we made a few egregious omissions. I’m here to rectify this and give you five more hung hotties to populate your diddle dreams! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tyler Nixon So Tyler’s twenty seven, but can pretty easily pull off being barely legal. He looks like he was the captain of the football team and home coming king at a small town Iowa high school, with a cute face and a sweet and awkward disposition.  He’s actually a … Continue reading The Hottest Men of Porn Who Are Not James Deen-Part 2

Happy Endings for Girls, Homemade Sex on Kinect in the Morning Quickie

Today’s Morning Quickie is brought to you by the Z-Pack, which is helping me recover from my nasty bout of a tonsil infection, which is why I wasn’t here last week, which is why you were so bored. Let’s hear it for antibiotics! – The folks over at YourTango posted an article a while ago that I’d love to find out is still happening. Happy Ending Massages for ladies? It was a thing, but I need to know if it’s still happening. Give it a read and get back to me on if this was something you’ve ever tried. read … Continue reading Happy Endings for Girls, Homemade Sex on Kinect in the Morning Quickie

MASTER-bation May: A Mix Tape for Masturbating

In just a few short days, the nation will gather on porches everywhere to celebrate Memorial Day and the cum coming of summer. But until the 31st actually sees its sundown, we still have eight more days to bang out National Masturbation Month. So whether you’re a go-hard, get-it-the-eff-done stroker, a candles-make-it-perfect sensitive, or a procrastibator (procrastinate by masturbating), MASTER the moment with this mix that I have set up for you. I promise, “I Touch Myself” is not on here. Neither is the sound of crying. MASTER-bation May from emmmmja on 8tracks Radio.

May is National Masturbation Month

To celebrate Masturbation Month, Sssh and The Screaming O have teamed up to observe National Masturbation Month with a giveaway of Screaming O Bullet Vibes for the first 250 lucky new Sssh.com members who sign up during the month of May.     By Fiona Wilde.   It’s National Masturbation Month, and depending on your viewpoint this is an idea that is either a stroke of genius or rubs you the wrong way. I personally think it’s brilliant, because Costco sells batteries in bulk and some nights it feels just plain wrong to neglect the imaginary affair I’m having with … Continue reading May is National Masturbation Month