Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, but today it’s all about you! Good Vibes recently sent me their It’s All About Me Kit and I’ve been enjoying it ever since.

The collection includes four quality items from the company’s Me line – Touch Me Massage Oil, Devour Me Lickable Body Oil, Rub Me Massage Bar and the Ignite Me Massage Candle.

Right away I was impressed by the size of each. I’ve been disappointed by a couple of kits like this in the past when I’ve opened up the box to discover my thirty bucks got a bunch of sample size products. It’s good to know I don’t have to worry about running out of any of these for the time being!

You’ll also be glad to know that everything included in this romantic kit are from the Good Vibrations earth-friendly Ecorotic® collection. They’re all-natural and organic products, which is always a good thing in my book. There’s nothing that ruins a romantic night faster than wondering what sort of chemicals I’m massaging into my girl’s skin!

First up, my favorite product, the Coconut Lime Massage Bar. I’ve used similar products in the past and always loved them, so I grabbed this one first and am glad I did because a nice rub down was exactly what my lady needed after a long day. It’s made of pure cocoa butter, shea butter and essential oils and left her skin soft, not sticky. All you need to do is run this bar over the area you’re going to massage a few times and the body heat melts it just enough to leave a lovely layer of massage butter.

My only complaint is that I didn’t LOVE the Coconut Lime scent. It wasn’t bad, but looking at the six available scents, I would likely prefer others. Maybe someday we’ll order them all and do a week long test to determine which is best!

I also really enjoyed the Touch Me Massage Oil. It’s the first unscented oil I’ve ever owned and it’s a nice addition to my collection. If you’re someone who is sensitive to scents or just have a lover who’d rather not smell like lavender, I recommend it. There are only two ingredients (sweet almond oil and tocopherol) and it left my skin feeling soft without any oily residue.

It was great for a massage, but I also used it on my legs recently after shaving and think it’s good for that too!

The Ignite Me Massage Candle is another nice addition. I’ve reviewed a ton of massage candles over the years and it stands up to my favorites. This soy candle is also was unscented and comes in a cute tin that’s good for travel. Small massage candles like this are good for romantic getaways because you don’t have to worry about them spilling or meeting TSA’s requirement for liquids.

Finally, my least favorite product, the Devour Me Lickable Body Oil. I am not a fan of lickable oils so I’m not the best judge of this – they just seem unnecessary to me. Unfortunately, I’m not a fan of Pina Colada flavored things either, so this had two strikes against it right away.

I do think this is a good product if you’re looking for body oil. It’s free of artificial sweeteners and doesn’t leave a chemical taste in your mouth. As far as Pina Colada’s go, this is a pretty close to the real thing. While it’s not my favorite, we have had fun with it and I’d much rather taste pina colada than a mouthful of chemicals any day.

Whether you’re celebrating yourself or looking to get intimate with your partner, this is a really nice kit that is worth a look. With the It’s All About Me Kit, ou’ll get to try out a lot of really nice, all-natural products and pamper yourself too!

I’ve always been impressed with Babeland’s line of massage & body products, so I couldn’t pass up the chance to check out one of their Body Massage Candles.

There are four different scents available, all of which sound pretty fantastic besides Pashmina because I keep reading “Pashima” and then think of how horrible a line of goat scented candles would be. If you know what Pashmina is and it smells great, let me know!

Anyways, mine is Citron Fig and I really enjoy the smell, but I’m a fan of all things citrusy. It’s not super overwhelming and is a really nice scent that brightens up any room. The little glass votives look really nice too and blend in to any room effortlessly.

What’s even better is that it’s made from 100% soy wax and that’s great for two reasons, in my opinion. First, soy burns at a lower temperature than traditional paraffin candles, which means you’re far less likely to end what is supposed to be a romantic evening with second degree burns. This candle burns at about 120 F, which is safe and sexy! Secondly, soy is a renewable resource that burns cleaner, so it’s perfect for those of you who make an effort to go green in the bedroom.

When it comes to massage, I was impressed with the results. All you have to do is light the candle (with the cute babeland matches provided!), make-out while a thin layer melts, and then apply the shea butter-infused oil and go to town. I tend to dip my fingers in the oil, but it’s a lot of fun to channel Madonna in Body of Evidence every once in a while! The oil leaves the skin feeling great and rubs in nicely.

My favorite thing about the Babeland line and this candle is that you get quality, body-safe products for a good price. The small votive candle only costs $6. That’s a small price to pay for a romantic evening with a loved one if you ask me. Grab a Babeland Body Massage Candle and a couple of scarves and you’re in for one hell of a night!

Studio: Jake Cruise MediaCategory: Gay

To be honest, I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this movie when I decided to give it a shot. I’d never really watched a massage video and sometimes I get a little creeped out by Jake Cruise. I mean, more power to the dude for banging all of these hot dudes, but he’s not always my cup of tea as a performer. However, I love a lot of the movies he shoots, so I figured it couldn’t hurt to check this one out.

Zack Cook is the real reason I picked this one. He’s super adorable and has the body of a god. I love that he’s perfectly cut without being so giant that it becomes a little ridiculous.

Cruise really takes him time over the course of this film, working every inch of Cook’s perfect body. He makes good use of his hands and mouth, taking extra time on his cock and perfect bubble butt. I was a little surprised to see his furry ass because the rest of him is so smooth, but it’s actually pretty hot.

While I enjoyed the beginning – it’s always nice when someone takes the time – things really began to heat up for me in the last third of this one. Once Cruise breaks out the oil and begins to focus on Cook’s cock, he can barely contain himself. It’s not often that you get to see a dude completely overwhelmed with desire and it was super hot. I loved watching his chest move up and down as he tries to retain some sort of control before blowing his load all over his tight stomach.

If you appreciate a long look at every inch of a hot stud’s perfect body or want to see a guy pushed to the absolute edge before release, I recommend checking this one out. I was truly surprised by how much I enjoyed it!

-The Porn Librarian

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I recently recruited my girlfriend to help review all three formula’s of Jimmy Jane’s massage lotion. Since I’ve supported her career for the past seven years, I thought it was only fair that she do the same for me.

She agreed and I explained to her that, in my professional opinion, the only real way to fairly review these products would be to receive extensive massages on consecutive nights with each product. She bought it hook, line and sinker.

First up, let me tell you a little about the Beyond line of massage lotion. If you’re someone who always checks the ingredient list before you buy a product like this, you’re going to be very happy. Beyond lotions are glycerin-free, paraben-free and take advantage of natural ingredients instead of synthetic ones. Many of you will be pleased to hear that they also never test their products on animals.

I can also say that all three left my skin feeling amazing. There’s no oily residue at all, just a silky softness I seek out and often don’t find. They leave my skin feeling hydrated and nourished – in fact I’ve used it as a moisturizer for my legs a couple of times and loved the results.

Since there are three versions of this lotion, it’s best to speak of each a little individually also. First up is Beyond Cooling, the formulation I’ve found myself reaching for the most often. Since it’s summer, I suppose it makes sense that I’m in love with the cooling version, but there’s more than that to it. What really sets this one apart for me is the combination of the cooling effect of the Organic Willamette Peppermint Oil and Cucumber Extract with the amazing scent. I don’t like to be overwhelmed by scented products and fell in love with the light cucumber and mint smell radiating from skin. I kind of want to drink it.

Regarding the cooling aspect of the product, it’s there and it’s nice, especially on a hot summer night as the breeze rolls in from an open window. It’s definitely not an overwhelming sensation, but I suspect that would take more chemicals than I prefer to expose my body to. Or ice.

Next up is Beyond Warming – guess what it does! Besides the obvious, the big difference for me is in how it smells. It’s spicy, more noticeable and reminds me of drinking a warm mug of chai in winter. According to the company, it’s natural warming extracts that cause the light sensation of heat. Again, it’s not going to set you on fire like Bengay, but it totally adds to the massage. I suspect I’ll like it even more once fall comes along.

Finally, we’ve got Beyond Euphoric, which relies on natural plant extracts to release Beta-Endorphins (whatever those are) and to promote relaxation. Any time I’m getting a massage, I’m pretty freaking relaxed, so I can’t really vouch for that, but I can say it’s another fine lotion. There’s a light citrus scent that I really love and I’m not sure if I’m making this up, but I feel like my skin is just a touch softer after using this than the other two. I should point out that they all leave your skin feeling awesome!
If I had to complain about something I’d say that this lotion isn’t great for super long massages. I have a couple of really good massage oils that don’t leave my girl feeling sticky and rub in nicely, but it takes time. Sometimes the slickness of an oil is a lot more fun that lotion. However, that’s really just me grasping for straws. This stuff rocks and I highly recommend it.

I would struggle if forced to pick out a favorite and think I’ll leave that decision up to you. Each offers something a little different, but all three are great and I really don’t think you can go wrong with any of the Jimmy Jane Beyond Lotions.

ps. They’re totally on sale right now over at babeland.com. I have no clue how long this will last, but I just had to say something!

I popped my edible massage lotion cherry. Wild Cherry, I should say, and it was delicious. Wild Cherry Body Butter is smooth, hydrating, and above all, tasty. I’m not sure who enjoyed it more! Licking or being licked clean – this treat is an all around win-win.

While Body Butter is primarily a massage lotion (and what a massage lotion it is!), I just had to incorporate this Wild Cherry delight into my favorite frisky activity: Oral Sex! I am very generous when it comes to using my mouth and there is nothing I like more than hearing my partner’s moans and knowing that all the pleasure is my doing.

I spread a very small amount of the Body Butter on my partner and massaged it in. The cherry smell was nice and subtle, not overwhelming at all. The taste was just enough to put me in the mood to devour my lover, instead of just a tongue moving ritual. Yum. The idea of treating external genitalia like a gourmet meal is heavenly (and that’s only where you should use this when it comes to genitals – mixing it with your vagina is a yeast infection waiting to happen). Body Butt is definitely a fun, and scrumptious, way to add a little spice to your oral sex life.  Between this and my Chocolate Lovers Paintbox, I swear I’ve gained 14 pounds!

Be careful not to use too much butter – it can easy become overpowering and get greasy fast. Just a dab will bring your taste buds to a whole new level. Body butter can be applied to all sorts of different parts of the body to induce erotic sensations. Add a touch of massage on the neck and shoulders with the butter and it works as a moisturizing type cream, with an active ingredient being Shea butter… then trail your tongue from the base of the neck to a nipple to enjoy the moans and groans from your excited partner.

When it comes to clean up, don’t worry. There won’t be too much clean up needed, unless you overdo it on the application. The butter licks off easily without leftover stickiness, but in the event that you put on too much, it washes off well with a little soap and water. Plus, there is no sheet or skin staining either. Overall, Body Butter is an inexpensive, quality product that is the perfect way to add a sensual spark to your life.

Bring Body Butter Into Your Own Bedroom!

Every now and again it’s great to take a break from the wham-bam sex toy reviews and check out something a bit more intimate and sensual. So I was pretty eager to try out the new Massage balm by Intimate Organics. Ready for an adventure, I picked the Energizing Fresh Oranges and Wild Ginger flavor and went to town – literally.

The first time I got a chance to try this Massage Balm, I was running late out the door for a day that would include meeting my boyfriend’s mother and I forgot to put lotion on in my haste getting dressed. With a four alarm ashy knees crisis on my hands, I reached for the nearest moisturizer, which just happened to be this massage balm. Straight out of its tube the massage balm looks more like a homemade ointment rather than a lotion or its fancy expensive counterpart, a balm. It starts out translucent and relatively solid but quickly melts, faster than any ointment or lotion I’ve seen before, when you rub it between your palms. It’s also heftier on the palm than your average massage oil, staying put rather than running between your fingers and onto the bed, floor or your partner.

The scent was divine. Light, warm and citrusy, it lasted all day and was an added confidence builder for my mother meeting moment. I only had to take another step or sit down and I’d get a burst of the refreshing scent. On a hot summer day, that subtle fragrance was refreshing and not in the least bit over whelming. Nor did I find that the heavily fruity scent soured throughout the day as I’ve found other fruit based fragrances tend to.

After my experience using the balm in ways it wasn’t really intended, I was extra eager to try it out properly. I have problematic skin on my upper back and shoulders. It basically doesn’t like anything oily applied to it at all, unless I want to breakout in the dreaded backne. Maybe all these years I’ve just needed to splurge for more expensive lotions because there weren’t any break outs with this totally organic concoction.

Now I’m of two minds on the balms massage worthiness. I found getting a massage while using this balm far more fun than using it on my partner – and I’m not just being stingy. The balm is thicker than oil, which makes it just that much harder to spread than oil. So if you like your partner to apply more pressure while they massage away your tensions it works wonderfully by requiring that extra force to spread it around. On the other hand, if your partner likes a lighter, more sensual massage instead of the deep tissue kind, you might find yourself using much more of the balm to avoid adding pressure.

From the perfectly balanced fragrance to the way the balm stays put on your hand instead of your sheets, this product is awesome. I can’t rave enough about the way the fragrance lasts or how it didn’t break out my skin. Overall I loved my Intimate Organics Massage Balm experience and I’ll definitely be milking my tube for all it’s worth.

Get intimate with your own Intimate Organics Massage Balm!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  It finally stopped downpouring here and I know I, for one, could not be happier about that.  Unfortunately this is the only nice day until Saturday, so I know I have to make this Link Love extra amazing to get us (or at least me) through ’til the next sunny day.  Good thing I journeyed to the end of the internet to search out as many hot links as I could find.  What can I say, I take my Humpday responsibilities very seriously. Alright, let’s get to it!

- Birds do it, bees do it… and even the littlest bug do it!  Sundance’s Green Porno helped us get all the details, but now see the actual insects gettin’ busy.  Not all that far off from us really. (via WorldSexNews)

- Jezebel asks the age old question: What internet search doesn’t bring up porn these days?  “Floral china patterns” and “puppies” top the list.  Guess they Google forgot to list this in their results.  Sigh, my faith in the Goog is dwindling.

- If I really needed ANOTHER reason to covet the iPhone, now you can ‘massage yourself’ with four different vibration patterns!  At least I can send picture texts.  Who’s jealous now, huh? (via Babeland Blog)

- Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers.  I don’t think I need to say anything else. (via io9)

- Is the Jamacian ‘daggering’ dance trend causing a rise in broken dicks?  Seems like a painfully valid reasoning. Owww! (via WorldSexNews)

- A delayed (as in stuck in the airport) Jamye Waxman uses her misfortune to make sure that we know how to create delays of our own.  Thanks for always thinking of us Jamye!  I hope you made your workshop!

- Stoya and Marilyn Manson?  A match made in WTF heaven if I ever saw one.  Well, I guess she does have the requisite porcelain skin and coy smile, so really, it’s not that far fetched…

- “Pregnant Man” Thomas Beatie (or just transguy havin’ a baby – what’s the damn big deal?  I hate all these media outlets acting like he’s some freak of nature or some guy stealing women’s thunder by having a baby.  He was just the only one in his marriage that could carry the baby. That’s it.) just gave birth to his second child yesterday.  Congrats to him and his family! (via The Frisky)

- A new study links porn to violence and blah, blah, hasn’t this already been done, blah.  At least Violet Blue has something interesting to say about it to make it less of the same old rhetoric.

- Speaking of dangers to avoid, all you lezzies need to read and heed this warning: Do not go to brunch with someone you sleep with if you want to remain single.  Diana Cage has fought the battle for you… don’t make it all for naught. 

- Notes from the front line… what a woman is really thinking when she watches porn.

- And lastly, Televangelist Pat Robertson recently likened protecting gay folks with hate crime bills to protecting “someone who likes to have sex with ducks.”  Um… ok…  Anyway, awesome duo Garfunkel and Oates decided to respond in the best way they know how – through song.  Thanks ladies! (via TheFrisky)

If this doesn’t get you through til the weekend, nothing will.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Let me begin with a confession – I did not get this personal massager with the intention of using it to get off. That probably sounds weird, and I’ve totally put it down my pants, but I was really intrigued by the thought of a nice, heated shoulder massage. Don’t judge me.

Before you read any further, if you’re looking for a super powered “massager” to bring you to mind blowing orgasm, stop reading and go buy the Hitachi Magic Wand.

This Infrared Rechargeable Massager from Cal Exotics can’t compete with the Hitachi. Really, and I’m sure millions of women across the world will agree with me – nothing can compete with the power of the Hitachi. However, if you’re looking for something else like I was, it is pretty good for working out kinks and winding down after a long stressful day.

One really cool thing about this massager is that it’s rechargeable. Because of this you don’t need to worry about tracking down D batteries or stringing a cord across your living room – just grab it and go to town on tension. To be honest, the charge only claims to last for about an hour, but in my opinion that’s plenty of time for a nice rub down.

I also found that the power of the vibration was perfect for a back massage. With two different speeds, you can start slow and work up to the higher level for a more intense session. This is also pretty handy if you get bored with your massage and end up getting frisky with your personal massager. Anyways, it’s powerful enough to work out any kinks, without making your teeth rattle and your head hurt.

It also comes with three attachable heads, which are OK, but I found that the wheel that is attached on one end works best. The good news is that you definitely have options with this one.

While it was the heating element that really caught my attention, I have to admit that I wasn’t very impressed with it. It gets warm, but not hot enough to add much to the situation for me. The heat really doesn’t penetrate your muscles deep enough to be a major selling point.

Overall this is a cheap massager that’s great for an after work rub down. It will totally get you off, but I could never recommend this over the Hitachi if that is your main objective!

Relax with the Infrared Rechargeable Massager from Edenfantasys.com!