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J.D. on November 25th, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving! Contrary to what you might believe, there are not actually a ton of Thanksgiving themed pornos out there. I know, right? What could be hotter than talking about getting stuffed and basting your bird?! I can’t be the only one that’s saving room for pie… if you know what I mean. So, of course, I had to take this opportunity to review a Turkey Day movie on Thanksgiving. I’m only human.
Speaking of being human, you know you’re in for a good movie when Real Doll Jenny Densuke shows up in the first 10 minutes. I mean, it’s so not thanksgiving if you don’t have Real Doll at the table, right? Marie Madison sure knows how to host a holiday! And that’s not all she knows…
Forget about the turkey, Madison is all about the pussy! She works her magical mouth like a champ and quickly has Jade Houston flat on her back in my favorite scene (#2). It’s not hard to see that Houston is obviously enjoying herself and need not fake any kind of enthusiasm. This is the real deal, baby! Over and over again! Marie just won’t let Jade’s clit rest. And as each orgasm explodes, Houston’s face gets a deeper shade of crimson. Mmmm – that flush of arousal is so fucking hot!
I can’t say I cared for some of the other sex scenes (the whole little people fetish just doesn’t mash my potatoes), but all in all, I thought this holiday comedy porn was just that – a fun, sexy way to bring humor and hotness to the Thanksgiving festivities. Thanks Marie Madison!
Watch “Inside Marie’s Play Place – Thanksgiving Special” Now!
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J.D. on May 20th, 2010
Some sex toys are quiet and demure, fluttering perky little vibrations all over your nether regions. Others are powerful beasts that plug into the wall and shoot out a growling buzz that shocks your clit into submission (cough cough Hitachi cough cough). And then there are the toys that are totally different; like fucking machines. Basically a dildo attached to a motor that moves it back and forth or up and down, these adult joy riders add a whole new level of excitement to self love action; and I am all about giving them some face time.
Since we are still rocking Masturbation May for a couple more weeks, I decided to venture even farther into our solo girl category and found myself in a pile of sex machine flicks. I clicked around until I found the perfect one that I wanted to watch, which turned out to be this movie, My Jetaime.
French for “I love you,” Jetaime is a crafted work of mechanical art with a dildo that thrusts up to 120 “fucks per minute” and a ‘ride-em-cowboy’ attitude that requires the user to hop on it enjoy. And that’s just what our star Marie Madison does, testing out this “bucking bronco” for her first time ever.
Where I might have been momentarily shocked by the size of the dildo and hesitated, Madison just hopped on and got to riding! Though there were a bunch of shots focusing on the dick going in and out of her pussy, I was more into watching the sheer pleasure on her face as she slowly turned the speed up. There was nothing fake about those orgasms!
As much as I liked watching Madison on the machine by herself, it was especially thrilling when they stuck two Jetaimes together and a friend joined her. My favorite was scene 6, with Presley Scott hopping on alongside Madison. They both go to town facing each other – making out and playing with each other’s tits. The real fun starts when Madison adds some hand action to Scott’s pussy and makes her ejaculate all over the machine. Watch out for flying sparks!
I might not know a ton about fucking machines, but I do know that, Jetaime, I love you.
Watch “My Jetaime” Now!
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FrzKey on March 9th, 2010
Yay, Jenny’s back! That’s basically a short version of my reaction when I heard there was a sequel to Jenny’s first film. You might remember Jenny Densuke best as that blond sex doll that had a whole porno in which she was the featured performer, I’ll always remember Jenny as a silicone infused breath of fresh air to my normal plotted porny bits!
Oh no, there’s a new doll in town! Right as Jenny’s getting ready to go to the AVN awards this little Chinese themed doll named Dai Ling shows up for a shoot. Dai Ling has a bit of a problem with her mother, who is a bit of a ball breaker but manages to secure herself a job despite that and has a lovely personality. It’s so very wrong for me to stare at John Michaels overly toned backside but sometimes it’s good to be wrong – John is trying to fix the van but the van is having none of it, looks like Jenny is going to miss the show and have to spend some time snowed in with the girls instead.
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FrzKey on August 11th, 2009
This time I had a little prior knowledge of the movie and absolutely pounced on the chance to review it – because it looked like absolute awesomeness!
“Regarding Jenny” is all about the plot and thank goodness - I’ve never really found sex with sextoys to be particularly fun to watch in a film. Don’t get me wrong, Jenny gets lots of lovin’ and there’s so many ‘sex’ scenes crammed into this movie (of all the porno groups, girl on girl, sex in the shower, blow jobs, etc.) but the since the main character is a real doll, the burden of creating interest in the movie falls squarely on the shoulders of the other performers to “perform.” Without them Jenny just wouldn’t come alive for the viewer. Thankfully everyone seems pretty dedicated to treating her like ‘one of the guys’ as it were.
This is probably the first porn-parody that I’ve really loved. Some say it reminds them of “Lars and the Real Girl,” but I think it more closely resembles “The Hills.” You see, Jenny moves to California to follow her dreams of becoming a model, but her douchy boyfriend convinces her to come back East and become a porn star instead. Thankfully I’m pretty sure that hasn’t happened on “The Hills,” yet anyway, but the general douche-bagary seems like a pretty common theme.
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