I’m not sure if you know this about me, but I’m a huge Lily LaBeau fan. She is fabulous in both girl-girl and hetero scenes. In all of the behind the scenes footage I’ve seen of her she seems like a totally sweet down-to-earth lady. I was watching a short interview with her and her man, Danny Wylde, and it inspired to do my Top Five Tuesday post on this awesome porno star.… More
Ahoy! First off, ye scallywags, September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day, so this here smut peddlar figured that it’d be a jolly good laugh to review a pirate-themed movie and throw in as much pirate talk as this matey can muster. So hold on to yer peg leg, cause this sea is about to get choppy!… More
Hello and Happy 4th of July! I searched high and low for decent 4th of July related pornos to keep you entertained, but sadly I couldn’t find anything worthy of your smut watching eyeballs. I couldn’t let this Top Five Tuesday go by without making some sort of XXX Independence Day tribute, so I decided to go with my favorite part/volume 4s from my favorite porno series.… More
A while back, we dedicated a Top Five Tuesday to everything Tristan Taormino, which, if you read, you know is amazing. Seriously, everything the woman touches turns to hot, sweaty, dirty gold. This morning while I was getting ready for work, I was thinking about what to feature for the Top Five today, and I realized that though I was coming up with a list of ideas, I kept going back to wanting to write specifically about Taormino’s educational flicks. These amazing instructionals combine Tristan’s writings and sex education background with her fantastic film works, making them some of the top edu-porns on the market! Take a look at (and maybe even some note from) Tristan Taormino’s Top Five Instructional Porns!… More
This morning I was greeted with an open box of chocolates waving in front of my face. The lovely ladies over at Triangle Films sent J.D. some delicious candy for the holidays. Today’s review is dedicated to Triangle Films… and to eating chocolate for breakfast.
I was pretty excited about the Misty Stone and Marie Luv match-up in scene 1. Both are small with a powerhouse presence and a joy for sex that is recognized in every performance. In this particular porno tale, Marie seeks the services of lawyer Misty in the midst of a nasty divorce. Naturally, the complicated matters mean that they must meet in private at Misty’s house. Oh, porno plots. You’re so good at giving people reasons to bang. One thing leads to another and the fucking begins. Misty drives Marie crazy with her tongue and the favor is returned 10 fold. This is a great match up!… More
Sex And Submission is definitely one of my most beloved series that I get the pleasure of reviewing. I love the kink, but most of all I love that I know that all of the performers are into it! Being tied and put through the ringer with ropes, gags, hot wax, whips electrosex toys (just to scratch the surface) is awesome, but only if you love it… only if you find pleasure in pain.… More
James Deen and Marie Luv amateurs? Not even a little bit. I was taken back and confused at the thought of these two in an amateur movie and questioned what business James Deen had putting his name on anything of the sort.
As I watched I totally got it. It’s the way it is shot that makes it amateur. That isn’t meant as an insult, it’s just what it is. It’s filmed with a hand held camera, sometimes from James’s POV and sometimes the camera rests on the nightstand. No fancy lighting, no bells, no whistles. Just James Deen, Marie Luv and occasionally the Bowflex in the background. I love the super artsy stuff, but I really love straight up fo’ real fucking. It is pretty exciting to see 2 pro’s in this situation.… More
I decided to go a tiny bit outside of my comfort zone with today’s review. Rough sex is involved, so this isn’t a total departure from my usual porno watching style, but the BDSM is the new and different part of this shin dig.
Last Tuesday we presented our top 2011 AVN Award predictions, where three out of five guesses turned out to be correct! Now that the awards have come and gone, we wanted to give a little extra love to the winning movies that topped our lists this year!
Our Top Five 2011 AVN Winners!… More