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Between the Headlines Review

Between the Headlines box coverWith the upcoming election season dominating the US news lately, it’s only appropriate that we discuss Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody from Filly Films. Directed by Lily Cade, and starring Lotus Lain, Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Ela Darling, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, and Zoey Monroe, as well as Cade herself, Between the Headlines is a corker of a political satire. If you’re like us, you’re going to love seeing Hillary, Michelle, Megyn Kelly, and Rachel Maddow get the XXX spoof treatment from some of porn’s top female performers. Released in 2014, this lesbian movie came out during a rather quiet political season, but with Hillary Clinton currently angling for the Democratic nomination, it’s all too fitting that we revisit this lusty, comedic gem of a film.

 

 

Scene 1-Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

 

Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

The first scene opens in what I’m assuming is the White House, with our beloved First Lady, played by Lotus Lain, and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, played by the legendary Nina Hartley, sneaking off to discuss their strategy meeting amongst themselves. It doesn’t take long before the two women switch the conversation from business to pleasure, and Michelle reveals that her husband has been so busy and stressed lately running the country that he hasn’t had much time to pay attention to their marriage. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, independent woman of course, but there are some jobs even the First Lady can’t do all by herself. Hillary, who is no stranger to marital issues herself, informs Michelle that Washington DC isn’t just a boys’ club of infidelity – women can have their extramarital needs met too! In a stunning display by one of the lesser-sexualized women in politics, Hillary Clinton grabs Michelle Obama by her stunning arms and begins to kiss her on the lips. When Michelle recoils in shock, Hillary reassures her that she’s good at “covering things up,” and the First Lady’s worries go out the window.

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain as Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain in Between the Headlines

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain are two forces to be reckoned with when it comes to lesbian sex, so to have them in a scene together is a real treat. Not only is Lotus Lain a dead-ringer for Michelle Obama, but she’s a delightfully nasty performer who relishes in getting her partners off. Nina, on the other hand, is a sultry seductress, taking her time – while remaining completely in character – to show “Hillary” the ropes of girl-girl lovemaking. The witty dialogue and political puns continue throughout the scene without ruining the atmosphere of the sex. Nina’s 100% real, body-spasming orgasm that wraps the scene up perfectly and is not to be missed.

-Judy Hologram

Scene 2 – Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling

 

Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between The Headlines

White House staffer Elena Rodriguez leaves work and heads to Bad Girlfriend Ela Darling’s apartment. Ela, all decked out in magenta lingerie, expects a late night booty call, and is instead disappointed to find Elena a bit shaken. After a bit of prying on Ela’s part, Elena spills the beans and reveals that she walked in on Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Sapphic affair. The dynamics of Ela and Elena’s relationship are made perfectly clear, and it’s a great bit of casting. Doe-eyed Venessa Veracruz is lovely as shy, loyal Elena , and the impish, sexually aggressive Ela Darling drives the action. She makes a great speech about the oppression of the American people and how the powers-that-be wouldn’t hesitate to throw Elena under the bus. It seems that she’s convinced Elena to sell her story to the press, but not until they fuck each other. Ela is definitely the star of the scene, taking charge and aggressively fucking Vanessa with clit rubbing, finger fucking, pussy eating, and face sitting.

Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Ela Darling eats Vanessa Veracruz Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

Ela gets plenty of chances get pleasured by Vanessa as well, and it’s a lot of fun to watch her cum. She does this thing where she shuts her eyes tight, clenches her teeth, and grabs her hair that I love seeing. As they cuddle on the couch afterwards, Ela has a glint of mischief in her eyes as she asks Vanessa if she would prefer a cab or an Uber.

Vanessa Veracruz fingers Ela Darling Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between the Headlines Vanessa Veracruz sits on Ela Darling's face Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

-BridgetXXXXXXX

Scene 3 – Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe

 

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody

I really wanted to write about Scene 3 in Between the Headlines because I’m all about kitchen sex. This cute and bright kitchen also makes an appearance Kink School: A Guide to Anal Play, which I discussed here. I also really loved Zoey Monroe (she’s since left the porn industry) and Aaliyah Love together, as both women are ultra sexy dynamos who seem to actually have a good time on camera.

Before I even get to the sex in Scene 3, I have to share my favorite moment in the entire movie, which takes place before the Megyn K (Aaliyah Love) and Intern Zoey encounter. The scene opens with Hillary explaining her predicament to her fixer, Aiden Starr:

However, we soon find out the Megyn K already has the dirt and broadcasts it on her Foxxx News show The Megyn File. Bad girlfriend Ela leaked the story and now Elena is pissed.

The Megyn File is additionally funny as Aaliyah Love does a great job as uptight Megyn, and the news ticker at the bottom of the screen packs a bunch of goofy faux news jokes in on top of her icy comedic role. However, once the icy Megyn struts off the set, she needs her personal intern Zoey for refreshment. Megyn coaxes Zoey into a kitchen tryst, and the eager-to-please gal is happy to comply in order to keep her internship.

“Do I get a paid job out of this?” Zoey asks, and shrewd Megyn dodges the question. Megyn also stresses the value of sororities in a successful woman’s life, and Zoey replies that she’s Kappa Alpha Theta. Actually, Kappa Alpha Theta, according to their own website, “was founded in 1870 as the first Greek-letter fraternity for women. We value our history and our long tradition of leading the way for women’s groups and women in higher education.” In other words, KAT invented lesbian networking. Welcome to the perils of climbing the corporate ladder, Zoey!

Once Megyn gets her intern on her knees and between her legs, the sorority sisters do some networking. Megyn’s chirps of pleasure are a huge turn-on, as are Zoey’s dreamy eyes are she eats Megyn’s cunt. Also, Aaliyah Love’s ass and legs are gym time tight, and I’m jealous. There is not a jiggle in her toned butt!

Zoey Monroe and Aaliyah Love in Between the Headlines Lesbian Porn ParodyAaliyah Love fingers Zoey Monroe in Between the HeadlinesThese uptight, good girls are on the path the success, and Zoey butters her boss up as she gets on the counter to have Megyn’s experienced mouth and fingers work her pussy over. “I love Kappa Alpha Theta,” sighs Zoey as her boss begins to tease her twat. It’s not easy to be funny and keep your audience aroused, but we’ve already established that Between the Headlines manages to do that. The sex seems to flow naturally between these two, with Megyn asserting her power over Zoey throughout.

I don’t know if Zoey got a paying job out of anything, but she did get an ass teasing that made her knees buckle!

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe lesbian sex
Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody Between the Headlines

I also really enjoy the wide angle shots that show the room. Seeing an “ordinary” room turned into a fuck location flicks my imagination switch on more than a pretty, stark, modern loft does. Show me a (tidy) space that looks like my reality, and I’m in.

-Dee Viant

Scene 4-Vanessa Veracruz, Lily Cade, and Aiden Starr

 

Aiden Starr and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines lesbian porn parody

Elena Rodriguez is in a difficult spot. She realizes she can’t trust her girlfriend after watching the Megyn File show, so she leaves her girlfriend’s apartment to think things over. Of course Hillary knows that it was Elena’s big mouth that leaked the story, but how will she prove that it wasn’t her who sold the information to the Megyn show? Just as she is thinking things over, a shadow appears from out of the darkness, and a stranger approaches her. The stranger (Aiden Starr) tells Elena that she is in deep shit because of her big mouth. Does Elena like spreading rumors and trying to ruin the best chance for a female president of the United States? The stranger thinks she might be able to bully Elena into submission but, Elena is a bit too cocky to take a stranger trying to strong arm her into silence, so she leaves Hillary’s henchwoman in the dark to think of plan B.

Vaness Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade in Between the HEadlines

Knowing that she has to do something, Elena goes to the Rachel M. show to tell her about the affair between the First Lady and the Secretary of State. She also knows that if talks to the press she may have a chance of staying safe. As Rachel and Elena prepare for broadcast, someone enters the room, and that someone looks dangerously familiar. Never stating her full name, Hillary’s henchwoman tells both Elena and Rachel that this story cannot go to air. A compromise must be made, and tits must be a part of the deal.

Vanessa Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade Lily Cade, Aiden Starr, Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Lily Cade, Vanessa Veracruz, and Aiden Starr in Between the Headlines

The henchwoman bares her breasts for Rachel and tells her that if she postpones this show she can give Rachel a much better deal for two Republican scandals, and throw a State Rep under the bus. If the site of those fantastic boobs wasn’t enough to convince Rachel, Elena decides that she would rather work in the White House than be unemployed and scared for her life. Elena undresses and lets Rachel know that she too is part of the deal, and if Rachel acquiesces she can have both pairs of tits caressing her face within seconds. It’s a hard decision, but Rachel may have to decide which is the better deal.

-Andi G.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Filthy Fashion Models

Filthy Fashion ModelsSexy. Black. Lesbian. Models. That’s right, Filly Films is back with Filthy Fashion Models and I signed up months ago so no standing in line for me! Directed by and starring Ana Foxxx, this one takes us through a few days of the life of an extremely sexy fashion photographer whose only problem seems to be having enough time in the day to fuck all the beautiful models she meets! I had a dream that went something like that once…

Scene 1 – Ana Foxxx & Lotus Lain

Ana and her girlfriend Lotus Lain are sleeping when the scene opens, and what a beautiful scene it is. There’s plenty of light shining through the huge windows and the bedding is completely white, making for an amazing contrast with Ana and Lotus’ complexions, especially Ana’s! Anyway, our star photographer awakens first and naturally decides to take a bath. The tub is located in her bedroom and the water was already run (when or by whom we have no clue) so we’re right on porn storytelling schedule. When Ana notices that girlfriend Lotus is still asleep and not even making an effort to get out of bed she takes matters into her own hands. Of course, when Lotus opens her eyes and sees her gorgeous, naked girlfriend in the tub waiting for her she jumps up and hops in to join without even taking her clothes off. Personally I can’t stand shower or bathtub sex in real life. There’s never enough space and water always ends up in my face, but in porn they rent those fancy mansions with huge stand-up showers and Jacuzzi tubs, so I was surprised to see the tiny little thing these two squeezed into. The girls are small themselves, but I wanted to see some action and I knew the space was going to limit that. I was right. There wasn’t much to the sex as far as positions go because they each had to sit on the side of the tub to get fingered or their pussies eaten. Ana did use the shower head on Lotus (something every woman in the world has tried at least once) so that was nice. But other than that, I got off from their bodies more than the sex itself. Both are incredibly hot! Lotus Lain is tatted up (just the way I like) with a long curly ‘do and a sexy ass voice. Ana’s dark complexion stopped me dead in my tracks the first time I saw her and she pulls off bangs waaaaaaaay better than I did back in the day. Watching them playfully interact was fun in a sexy way too. I bet these two have or would have a lot of fun off set.

Scene 2 – Ana Foxxx & Yasmine De Leon & Jenna Sativa

Ana’s first stop of the day is a shoot in the middle of the desert with models Yasmine De Leon and Jenna Sativa. As TV would have us all to believe is typical of models and women in general, the two ladies hardly know each other but they clearly don’t like one another. Being the professional that she is, Ana doesn’t have time for the bull, and this shoot demands passion out of the models so she does what any director of photography would do and suggest the two kiss and make up. Of course they take it literally and BOOM…we have a threesome. Count the authentic lesbo in! But again I was a little taken aback by the setting, or better yet, how it was filmed in that setting. The three horny fashionistas are fucking in a truck, and as sexy as we all know that is (I’m pretty sure I had sex in a car for an entire year of my life), we still need to be able to see it. Never is the camera angle from inside of the truck, like the front seat or the trunk; instead the camera operator remains outside and we only get a side view. This made me feel left out. As the viewer you want to get in the truck too, but it’s like the front doors are locked so you’re stuck with this view…

There are moments when the camera zooms into the action and you can see facial reactions and who’s doing what to whom, but overall I couldn’t do much with this one. It’s a shame too because on top of having a sexy stage name, Yasmine has a banging body too. I know Ana fucked her good, and I just wish I could have had a better view.

Scene 3 – Ana Foxxx & Kira Noir

This scene completely made up for Scene 2! I never met Kira Noir before this and I’m happy I’ve finally had the pleasure (about 3 times). I was instantly drawn to her look because it’s rare to find a black woman in porn rocking her natural hair in such a bold way (part of the reason I love Skin too!). As a black woman with locks I’m completely biased, but such is life. Anyway, this is a one-on-one shoot for a magazine and halfway through it’s agreed upon that Kira needs more shine to her look, so Ana grabs some oil and rubs her down. I thought that was it! I just knew Ana was about to grab a handful right then and there (more like I wanted her to), but she didn’t. Instead, while posing, Kira put her finger in her mouth then ran it down her body, accidentally getting make-up on her chest in the process. This was a gift from all the lesbian foremothers! And it only got better as the conversation progressed. Kira expresses to Ana that she’s seeing a guy she really likes, but dude is boring in bed AND he won’t go down on her (why doesn’t shit like this ever fall into my lap??)! Of course, Ana suggests Kira find a girl to do it for her, and after explaining that it wouldn’t be cheating because it wouldn’t be with a man (complete bullshit but totally worth it for Kira), she reveals herself as a lesbian and Kira just melts into the palm of her hand. Watch the innocence of this “yes, please” and try not to cum your pants…

That is the most innocent, polite sexiness I’ve ever seen in my life and I couldn’t wait for Ana to destroy it with tongue and finger. She doesn’t let me down either. Neither girl is particularly curvy, but I love the way the two look body-to-body, and Kira has the innocent, first time with a girl act down. The two kiss and touch a lot before fingering and eating each other out. I like the way Kira explores Ana’s body like a true first timer. She has that look of familiarity mixed with complete newness on her face and it’s a huge turn on! At one point they cross the room and are in front of a huge mirror which was a nice touch. Ana makes Kira cum almost at will throughout the scene and maintains control for the most part, but Kira definitely holds her own! I watched this one twice alone and once with my girlfriend…a hit, I tell you!

Scene 4 – Ana Foxxx & Lotus Lain & Shyla Jennings

I can’t lie, I completely forgot about Lotus being Ana’s girl, so when she walked in the living room with a surprise for Ana, I felt kind of bad. Then I saw that the surprise was Shyla Jennings and figured Lotus would probably be proud of Ana for her daily doings, at least that’s how I justify it in my head. I was excited about getting another threesome, this time in open space, and Shyla was the perfect fit. When they walk in she’s just lying on the bed waiting to be played with and it’s clear she never stood a chance with those two in the room. Action starts immediately in this one and off they go. There’s plenty of tag team clit rubbing, finger fucking and pussy eating in this one to go around, but my favorite part comes in the very beginning when Shyla is sitting on Lotus’ face while Ana gropes her tits from behind. Everybody was moaning and the whole thing was so intense that a pause was required.

Lotus goes to town munching on that pussy and when Shyla starts riding her hips, dear god YES! From there Ana’s sexy round ass is on display as her and Shyla 69, leaving Lotus to fondle any and all body parts in the room while waiting to have her first orgasm of the scene. When Shyla and Ana finally do team up on Lotus, Ana holds her legs apart while Shyla literally makes her scream with joy while eating her pussy. The three exchange more orgasms in the same positions but it never felt boring. The chemistry was there, the balance was there, and Shyla ended up holding her own more than I thought she would.

All in all, I was happy with this one. Besides the 2nd scene, it lived up to the hype. The acting was exactly what you want from your porno, the actresses are fucking gorgeous, and everyone knows how to eat pussy! Asking for more than that just seems wrong.

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