Jill Sobule is done with kissing girls. She’s ready to move onto bigger and better things, like rope bondage and porno. Good thing she decided to sing about San Francisco, where the rope and porn (mostly the hot kink and good queer stuff) flow freely. To really get the feel of the city, Sobule filmed her new video on location in SF with some of our favorite dirty birds, such as smut blogger Violet Blue, sexy starlet Lorelei Lee and some of the folks over at fetish central, Kink.com (including founder Peter Acworth). Even raunchtastic comedian Maraget Cho joined in on the fun. If I’m not mistaken, I think she actually grew up in San Francisco.
Anyway, here it is. Not quite a fun as “I Kissed a Girl,” but the players are definitely hotter than Fabio…
First things first, I’m pretty sure this is my favorite porno cover of all time! It manages to combine my two favorite things in the world – girls making out and books. I thought that Perversions Of Lesbian Lust 1 was the perfect way to kick off our Dinah week lesbian review extravaganza. It’s a little kinkier than a lot of the super Sapphic flicks we feature and definitely hot.
Those of you who are not into kink, shouldn’t immediately dismiss this movie because the first scene between director Madison Young and Lorelei Lee is awesome and pretty, for lack of a better term, vanilla. They start by making out passionately before Lee rips off Young’s panties and buries her face in between her legs. After a quick taste, she finger bangs her while Young works her clit. From that point on, things get frantic as they girls fuck and suck for fifteen of the hottest minutes I’ve seen in a while.
This scene sets up the rest of the movie by showing us Young with an ex who just couldn’t give her what she needs in the bedroom. Even though they had great sex (and trust me, they do) Young isn’t getting what she wants. I loved watching Young struggle to show Lee how to dominate her (choking, slapping, whatevs) and not really getting it. Plus, the scene is still hot as hell and it actually moves the plot along. I know the idea of an actual plot in porn is hard to grasp, but there’s one here and they’re sticking to it!
Next up we see Madison in a solo scene where she acts out her online lover’s every desire. Young binds her tits with rope, canes herself and breaks out the clothespins and from this point on we’re dealing with a fetish flick. There’s plenty more action before she makes herself cum with a Hitachi and a red dildo.
In the third scene we find Ms. Young in a new relationship and quite happy. She and Dylan Ryan appear to have a typical relationship, but Sunday mornings they forget all about their jobs and responsibilities and throw themselves into a Dom/sub relationship that helps them both live out their every desire.
Ryan starts by enjoying the breakfast of Champions, pussy, but once she’s had her fill, she orders Young to her knees to begin worshipping her. Before long, she’s got Young locked in a cage and following her every instruction. She trains her sub for over thirty minutes throughout the rest of the movie with a butt plug, cane, strict discipline and much, much more. If you long to see a woman truly in control, you don’t want to miss Mistress Ryan!
While this movie may not be for everyone, those of you who are looking for a kinky dyke flick are going to absolutely love this one. It’s beautifully shot, actually has a plot and is packed full of hot action. -The Porn Librarian
Whether you like the senual erotic massage movies or kinkiest fetish flicks, one thing is a constant – most porno plots suck. There, I said it. It’s just a fact of life that in most instances, when a porn movie tries to get all wordy and plot heavy, they usually just get embarassing. How many times can a pizza guy deliver an “extra-large sausage” to a horny woman, laying around all alone in her skimpiest nightie before it gets old? Really, it was old before it began. But sometimes - just sometimes, smut peddlers get it right and a washed up plot ends up being the best scene of the movie. The cheese factor that was once so high diminishes right in front of your very eyes and the plot actually works to do it’s job - getting you hot. This week’s Top Five Tuesday brings you the best of the best of porn plots gone right. Because hey, sometimes that pizza man is hot!
The Pizza Man: It’s true, sometimes the pizza man is too hot to pass up. This scene, directed by the award winning Erika Lust, gives us a peek into what happens when this plot skips the embarrassing dialogue and goes straight for the jugular of super hotness. Be warned that it’s in Spanish with no subtitles – you might not understand the words, but you’ll definitely get what’s going on. One of the best porn scenes I’ve ever watched, this pizza delivery is not to be missed!
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The Mechanic: Looks like you’re engine is shot. Guess you’ll need a big tool to probe around in there, huh? Don’t expect any of that banter in this dirty dyke auto body fuck flick. Mechanic Shawn helps grease up Lorelei Lee’s engine and gets her up and running in no time… without all those pesky double entendres. Watch It Now
Sexy Secretary: While this whole Joanna Angel movie spoofs all of these cheesy plots, they actually get the secretary scene right, with the super sexy January Darling, in her pencil skirt and tight bun, fucking Joanna up and down the screen. I know it’s a stretch since the scene is actually spoofing the real deal, but hot is hot, so get over it and enjoy! Watch It Now
Blind Date: Letting your friends set you up on a date can be a total bust, but when it comes to porno, the date always goes right. While that tiresome plot shows up in this awesome April Flores/Varla Vex scene, it is anything but the same old. Zaftig porno goddess Flores shows Vex the benefits of blind dating with lots of beers, bar top sexin’ and general mischief making. Where do I sign up? Watch It Now
Repair Man: I don’t know what I like best about this scene – the fact that the TV repair man is a chick, or that the repair chick is my super hot dykey porno crush, Michelle Aston. This is the scene that started my love affair with her, so how could I not include it? The ultimate mix between the pizza guy and the mechanic, the repair man plot takes the best of those stories and brings them together to make movie magic – and the perfect porno set up. Aston comes around to help out poor Gia Paloma with her busted TV, but gets so much more, including foot fucking, toy play and explosive orgasms. Googling the best way to break my TV now… Watch It Now
The list is heavy on the lezzies, but look who’s writing it, so can you really say you’re surprised?
Alright, that does it! I’m driving to San Francisco and figuring out a way to have my car break down right in front of Charlie’s Place. I haven’t seen a mechanic that skilled with their hands since I don’t know when… and no, I’m not talking about my muffler being serviced.
That’s right, we’re back with scene two of Madison Young’s San Francisco lesbo romp and all I can say is… well, I can’t really say anything because my tongue is hanging out of my mouth, but if I could talk, I’d definitely say this scene is totally smokin’ hot. Naked dykes and car grease – I’m sold.
What’s a girl to do when her car starts acting up? Lucky for Lorelei Lee, she just happened to break down in front of Charlie’s Place, and super sexy mechanic, Shawn (also known as Syd Blakovich), just happens to be lubing up her tools for action. While I might have gone for a little more car banter between the two, I really can’t complain that they started fucking too soon. I mean seriously, who’s going to whine about dialogue when Lee’s dress is off in three seconds flat and Shawn’s coveralls are hanging around her waist. Not me, that’s who. While they frantically strip and pound into each other roughly with their hands, there is also something really sweet and kind of romantic about the way Shawn lays Lorelei down on her discarded coveralls instead of just on the oil stained floor of the auto shop. Though I will say that seeing Shawn’s dirty knees was pretty awesome after she fucked Lorelei against the floor.
Like The Porn Librarian said in her review of scene one, whoever did the music for this movie was dead on with their picks. I love when music enhances a porn flick, because really, it happens so very little that it’s like a treat. And what goes better with cars and grease than some rock n’ roll? This scene was definitely win-win for both the eyes and the ears.
Apparently, it’s so hard to meet women in the city by the bay that director Madison Young decided to do her part to bring them together with a helpful guide to the best places to meet perfect women. Is it just me or does it seem totally unfair that my New England town doesn’t have a guide to the city like the one?
We’ve decided to review this amazing flick from Abigail Productions scene by scene because J.D. and I have been lusting after Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and Dylan Ryan for quite some time now and it didn’t seem fair to that only one of us would get paid to watch them fuck on camera.
So, scene one. Let me just start by saying, it’s freaking awesome! Jiz Lee, who is basically perfect in my book, meets up with Lorelei Lee in Dolores Park to eat strawberries and get it on. They have great chemistry and the scene is set up nicely as they flirt and giggle and I am reminded of why I love women so damn much.
This is a pretty vanilla scene, the two take turns working each other over with their fingers and tongues, and it’s really hot. It’s always a big turn on for me to see two women truly getting off on camera, and it’s very apparent neither girl is faking their enjoyment in this scene.
Another great thing about this scene, besides the dirty stuff, is the music. I’m not sure who the musicians are, but it’s pretty rare to find porn music that enhances a scene and Young has managed to do just that with her selections. I felt like I was watching one of those music videos they used to air on the tv years ago as Jiz finger bangs Lorelei to a rockin’ guitar rift.
Overall, this is a really great beginning to one of the hottest movies I’ve seen. If you’re looking for gorgeous dykes getting down and dirty, you definitely need to see this one. -The Porn Librarian
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