I’ll admit it, I came for Lisa Ann and I left with Sasha Grey.

I went straight for scene 2 starring Lisa (school teacher) and Ann Marie Rios (willing pupil) in need of attaining a little extra credit.  I know.  Yawn.  But, there’s nothing wrong with revisiting the age old porno tale of teacher and teacher’s pet.  The two go at it on the desk and let’s face it, I’ll never not watch hot desk sex.  There are lots of moans and oh’s and ooooohs’ and slurps and other juicy sounds.  I give her credit, Lisa Ann is hot.  She is incredibly easy on the eyes and definitely knows her way around the lady parts.  It was porny, not that it was a surprise, but worth mentioning just so you know.  They seemed to enjoy each other and left no vagina untouched.  Lisa Ann definitely showed me what she was working with a

I let the movie play to the next scene.  Oh Sasha Grey, you never disappoint.  You’re always fun to watch.  Whether you’re with boys or girls, or the movie is soft core or hard core or anywhere in between, you make magic happen.

Scene 3 starring Sasha Grey and AnnaBelle Lee was just lovely.  Sasha Grey went to town betwixt Anna Belle’s thighs and it was glorious.  There wasn’t anything out of the ordinary going on here – no clowns on tricycles or anything, but it was good old fashioned girl on girl lovin’ without the over the top noises like the previous scene.  We could still see and hear the enjoyment, it was just without the overdramatic moans and spit bubble sounds.  Sasha, being more of the giver here, had the adorable AnnaBelle all a flutter and overcome with what-the-fuckness.  Good times were had by all.

Girlvana 4 is a solid girl-on-girl flick starring sexy ladies that you know and love.  You pretty much get our standard porno fare, but it will absolutely satisfy you!

Watch Girlvana 4 (Disc 2) now!

Love,

Ginger

Favorite Female Star: Tori Black (she was fav rookie last year!)
Favorite Male Star: Evan Stone
Cougar of the Year: Lisa Ann
Favorite Oral Star: Sasha Grey
Favorite Anal Star: Jenna Haze
Favorite Breasts: Sunny Leone
Favorite Ass: Alexis Texas
Hottest Body: Teagan Presley (last year’s best ass!)
Dirtiest Girl in Porn: Jenna Haze
Favorite Underrated Star: Lexi Belle
Favorite New Starlet: Lupe Fuentes

Here is a list of the 2010 nominees!

Congrats to all the winners and nominees!

xoxo
-JD

While there more categories than we can list (as with all awards shows),  we wanted to make sure to highlight a few of out favorite awesome wins of the evening.

Female Performer of the Year: Tori Black (She won 2010 Female Performer Of The Year at both AVN and XBIZ too!)

Male Performer of the Year: Evan Stone

Best Single Performance – Actress: Kimberly Kane in “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Comedy“

Superslut/Orgasmic Oralist: Bobbi Starr

MILF of the Year: Lisa Ann (who else would it be?!)

Congrats to all the winners and everyone nominated! Woohoo!

For a full list of all the winners, check out XRCO!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  Actually is this far from the stretch – it’s the end!  And since Wednesday is the new Friday this week, we figured that link love would be the perfect way to close up this short week and start this long weekend right!

Let’s get to it!

- An oral sex phone from the 1970′s?  Crazy!  I don’t know whether to make a joke about being a it conversation starter or the perfect way to make a booty call.

-  First porn, now risque HBO!  Oprah Winfrey has become quite the little dirty birdy!  Her movie company, Harpo Films, has sketched out a deal with HBO to do a sexy pilot about a woman that leaves her perfect family and heads to the seedy underbelly of L.A.  The best part though – the pilot is being written by Erin Cressida Wilson, who is best known for writing the 2002 boss-secretary/BDSM indie flick “Secretary.”  Maggie Gyllenhaal on her hands and knees… mmmm.  Anyway, yeah… excited!  (via The Frisky)

- Cuba is offering free penis implants?  Man, oh man, all the cigar jokes… it’s like these things just write themselves! (via Jezebel)

-  Emmanuel DelCour, one of the contestants on the Bravo’s new reality show “Chef Academy,” seems to have prior experience in front of the camera.  The porno camera, that is, as former star Jean Val Jean.  Now that it’s out in the open amongst his fellow competitors, I wonder how the contest will go.  It’s no Top Chef, but as long as there is a porno tie-in, I’m game to watch.

- Hero pilot Chesley Sullenberger is having rock star sex!  The U.S. Airways pilot who saved 155 lives on board his flight by thinking quickly and landing in the Hudson River earlier this year recently told NBC in an interview that the incident actually improved his sex life with his wife of 20 years.  I think super hero sex would be a better comparison, but hey, good sex is good sex, whatever it’s called. (via SUNfiltered)

- Tina Fey, the most awesome lady on TV, mentioned porn star Lisa Ann during her emceeing gig at the annual Ad Council dinner.

“They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin, and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of 30 Rock. Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy,” she cracked.

Finally, the Sarah Palin, Tina Fey, Lisa Ann triangle is complete.  My plan has worked!

- And lastly, Conan O’Brien blinds internet porn watchers everywhere.  Thanks a lot Conan. Take a look how…

Happy Thanksgiving and extra long weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

That’s right Lizes… give that script hell!

Lemon Out!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

ps.  While Savanna is awesome, I do think Lisa Ann would have been a funnier pick.

Studio: HustlerCategory: Features

I tried to resist reviewing this movie, mostly because I still get a little angry whenever I see or hear any reference to Alaska’s fine governor, but the fact that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in it was just too much to pass by. Oddly enough, I didn’t love the threesome scene between Paylin, Hartley’s Clinton and Jada Fire’s Condi Rice. I think I was actually a little uncomfortable with the whole thing and couldn’t get over it. Weird.

Anyways, what I did really like was the opening scene where Mick Blue and Sascha play Russian dudes (apparently Russia is in her backyard!) who totally tag team Paylin. While she’s no Tina Fey, Lisa Ann does a really good job of portraying McCain’s former running mate and I have to say I enjoyed watching these men go to town on her.

While I was a little reluctant to see this one, the non-sex scenes are freaking hilarious and Lisa Ann is fantastic as Paylin. She’s a super sexy and smart lady, and if you missed it the first time around you should check out the video interview we did with her last year. It’s nice to see her getting a lot of press again!

If you are far enough removed from the bullshit that went down with the real Palin, and are looking for a fun movie with big stars and hot sex, this Hustler flick is pretty rad.

PS Mike Horner is super awesome as Bill O’Reilly!
-The Porn Librarian

Watch Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Now!

Lisa Ann, 2009 AVN MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year and the original porno Sarah Palin, can add a new title to her repertoire: music video babe.  This week Ann shot her first crossover role as a stripper in rapper Eminem’s latest video, “We Made You.”  The song is also the first single off his upcoming album, which means the video will be all over the place once it debuts on April 7th.  All you Lisa lovers out there should keep your eye on MTV to see Ms. Ann work the pole. 

So, now we have her fucking and we have her dancing, but what about what she has to say?  Well, it’s your lucky day, because we posted an awesome video interview with Lisa Ann a while back.  Just to reiterate how freakin’ cool this chick is, here is the video once more.

And just for the record, how hot is it that Eminem chose an awesome older star for his video?!?  He could have picked anyone I’m sure, but he chose a super sext MILF.  Good job Slim Shady!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Anyway, a bunch of our favorite sexy folks won and congratulations are desevered all around. 

Since there are a whopping 125+ different categories that recieved awards, I’m only going to shout out a few of our favorites that won the covented golden guy… um, I mean square glass trophy thing.

Best Educational Release: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Oral Sex Part Two – Fellatio

Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene: Girl TrainBelladonna, Aiden Starr & Kimberly Kane

Best Music Soundtrack: The Bad Luck Betties

Best New Starlet: Stoya

Male Performer of the Year: James Deen

Best New Web Starlet: Bree Olson

Plus a bunch of awesome stars were inducted into the AVN hall of fame:
   
   

Look at the AVN list to find out who else came out of Vegas a winner!

Congratulations to everyone nominated and to all the winners!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Watch the Video

Studio: Metro Interactive Category: Spoofs

For all of you who have fond memories of watching Christmas movies with your families, I’m sorry. I’m going to pervert yet another childhood memory by reviewing this holiday spoof that somehow manages to combine It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Carol and hardcore fucking.

This is one of the better-acted movies I’ve seen recently (please note sarcasm) and will put you right in the Christmas spirit! Lisa Ann plays Guardian Angel to a crime boss named George Bailey and that means showing him the past, the present and her boobies.

Lisa Ann appears in two sex scenes throughout the movie and they were actually my two favorites. The first is a lesbian scene with Lynn Lemay. It’s pretty hot and worth seeing simply because they’re two of the most popular actresses from the era. There’s lots of kissing and oral action and LeMay goes to town on Ann’s pussy with a dildo.

After that, in the final hardcore scene, Lisa Ann takes on director and cock slinger Vince Voyeur. It’s a pretty standard hetero scene – bj, obligatory cunnilingus, doggy style, money shot – but both performers are legendary for a reason. It’s fun, passionate and caps off what I predict will become an instant classic in the Porn Librarian’s household.

Ps. Boob jobs have come a long way since 1994…
The Porn Librarian

Be sure to check out more Lisa Ann:

(And thanks to HotMovies:The Blog for letting us snag the fabulous PBR Princess!)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery