The 2013 AVN Awards are coming upon us (no pun intended) this weekend. To continue with our week of AVN award-nominated films, I curled up with Wicked’s Busty Invaders from Mars. This bizarre gem is up for four awards, including Best Comedy, Best Editing, Best Special Effects, and Best Screenplay. With so many awards on the line, particularly Best Comedy, Busty Invaders seemed like it would deliver on some level.
Now, I’m not usually one for large studios and even larger fake boobs, but I couldn’t resist checking out a porno that didn’t take itself too seriously. After all, sex can be funny, and I’m all for a laugh when it comes to fucking. This round, Wicked goes tongue-in-cheek deep into the Sci-Fi camp route with Busty Invaders. It’s like watching an X-rated, silicone-steeped Plan 9 from Outer Space. The narrative portions of the film are in black and white while the sex scenes are shown in vivid color.
I was prepared to laugh as soon as a UFO floated through the opening credits while a classically eerie theremin instrumental played along. The film begins with the Lisa Ann‘s announcement, “I’m Queen Areola from the planet Mammary from the Lactiferous Galaxy and we are here to enslave your puny little planet.” Then the queen and her sidekick, Tasha Reign, attempt to rule humans with their “boob power and mind-blowing sex.” As they interrupt a lovers’ picnic, the two alien bombshells bare their tits and shimmy-shake the boyfriend into submission.
In the meantime, Alektra Blue is Dr. Monroe, a horny scientist who experiments with sexual desire and control, and who is drafted to help the President of the United States (Mark Wood) fight the aliens and their boob power. (Note: If you’d like to drink booze through this movie, I highly suggest drinking whenever anyone says “boob power.”. You’ll be schnockered in 15 minutes.) Dr. Monroe runs sexy lab experiments that include bouncing her boobs to boing-boing sound effects and stimulating her cunt with static electricity. There is even a violet wand involved, much to my delight!
Busty Invaders is certainly worth a watch, but I can’t say I got turned on by any of the sex. The cast is quiet fetching, but I was disappointed that the alien sex wasn’t any different than human sex, save for the presence of sparkly bedsheets. None of those sexy aliens had anything peculiar about them, other than their technicolor, raver eyeshadow. I guess I was expecting something like this to rear its clit. The sex is certainly plentiful and well-shot, but it’s more scripted than I personally enjoy.
Overall, Busty Invaders is funny and I do think the screenplay is worth watching. The overall dialogue is very funny (“I better make like a banana and get out of here!”), and the film has high production value. And it ends with a cliff hanger, meaning that a sequel is likely cooking somewhere in California. In summation, I would recommend Busty Invaders from Mars to friends who also enjoy yukking it up while they’re jacking it off.
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