The 2013 AVN Awards are coming upon us (no pun intended) this weekend. To continue with our week of AVN award-nominated films, I curled up with Wicked’s Busty Invaders from Mars. This bizarre gem is up for four awards, including Best Comedy, Best Editing, Best Special Effects, and Best Screenplay. With so many awards on the line, particularly Best Comedy, Busty Invaders seemed like it would deliver on some level. Now, I’m not usually one for large studios and even larger fake boobs, but I couldn’t resist checking out a porno that didn’t take itself too seriously. After all, sex … Continue reading Busty Invaders from Mars
You are either living under a rock (or not living in America) if you don’t know that today is election day here in the States and that we are voting for president this year. I know I, for one, am seriously ready for this election to be done with – not only to finally know for sure who will be leading us for the next four years, but also so we can actually talk about something else. Though I am so totally over hearing about politics (even though I am a political person and have strong views about the election), … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – Election Day 2012 Edition!
I wanted to see what the big hulabaloo was over Lisa Ann. She is in a ton of our movies and is one of the most popular stars on HotMovies and HotMoviesForHer. She can be found in all sorts of MILFtastic and regular-tastic flicks. I haven’t avoided this ravishing lady on purpose, there are just so many other pornos on the list. Girlvana 4 is an all girl spectacular and is filled with ladies of all ages. I’ll admit it, I came for Lisa Ann and I left with Sasha Grey. I went straight for scene 2 starring Lisa (school … Continue reading Girlvana 4 (Disc 2)
It was all about viewers’ choice this weekend when the 5th F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) took the stage at eXXXotica L.A.! While the AVN’s are the Oscars of porn, it’s the F.A.M.E. awards that I think matter the most – I mean who knows what’s really hot in porn better than the fans? And without further delay, here’s the hotness! Favorite Female Star: Tori Black (she was fav rookie last year!) Favorite Male Star: Evan Stone Cougar of the Year: Lisa Ann Favorite Oral Star: Sasha Grey Favorite Anal Star: Jenna Haze Favorite Breasts: Sunny Leone … Continue reading 2010 F.A.M.E. Awards – The Fans Have Spoken!
And the winners are… Industry folks broke out the porno finery yet again as the XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) hit the Highlands Night Club in Hollywood last Thursday night for the 26th Annual XRCO Awards Show! While there more categories than we can list (as with all awards shows), we wanted to make sure to highlight a few of out favorite awesome wins of the evening. Female Performer of the Year: Tori Black (She won 2010 Female Performer Of The Year at both AVN and XBIZ too!) Male Performer of the Year: Evan Stone Best Single Performance – Actress: Kimberly … Continue reading 2010 XRCO Awards!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Actually is this far from the stretch – it’s the end! And since Wednesday is the new Friday this week, we figured that link love would be the perfect way to close up this short week and start this long weekend right! Let’s get to it! – An oral sex phone from the 1970’s? Crazy! I don’t know whether to make a joke about being a it conversation starter or the perfect way to make a booty call. – First porn, now risque HBO! Oprah Winfrey has become quite the little dirty … Continue reading Link Love: Thanksgiving Edition
For the people like me that can’t remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone earlier this week, this is a reminder that porn star Savanna Samson will be on 30 Rock tonight, playing “Porn Liz.” Can. Not. Wait! That’s right Lizes… give that script hell! Lemon Out! xoxo –J.D. Bauchery ps. While Savanna is awesome, I do think Lisa Ann would have been a funnier pick.
Studio: HustlerCategory: Features I tried to resist reviewing this movie, mostly because I still get a little angry whenever I see or hear any reference to Alaska’s fine governor, but the fact that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in it was just too much to pass by. Oddly enough, I didn’t love the threesome scene between Paylin, Hartley’s Clinton and Jada Fire’s Condi Rice. I think I was actually a little uncomfortable with the whole thing and couldn’t get over it. Weird. Anyways, what I did really like was the opening scene where Mick Blue and Sascha play Russian dudes … Continue reading Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF
Lisa Ann, 2009 AVN MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year and the original porno Sarah Palin, can add a new title to her repertoire: music video babe. This week Ann shot her first crossover role as a stripper in rapper Eminem’s latest video, “We Made You.” The song is also the first single off his upcoming album, which means the video will be all over the place once it debuts on April 7th. All you Lisa lovers out there should keep your eye on MTV to see Ms. Ann work the pole. So, now we have her fucking and we have her … Continue reading Lisa Ann Rocks Eminem’s New Video
This past weekend the 2009 AVN Awards took over Las Vegas to celebrate the best of what porno has to offer. Basically the Academy Awards of adult, the AVNs are a big damn deal and everyone involved and nominated gets pretty freaking excited. We here at HM4her have been getting ready for the awards by reviewing noms all last week and generally getting pumped for everyone who recieved a nod. Anyway, a bunch of our favorite sexy folks won and congratulations are desevered all around. Since there are a whopping 125+ different categories that recieved awards, I’m only going to shout … Continue reading AVN Winners