Welcome to Wednesday.  It’s humpday and that means link lovin’!  This week has been a little quiet on the news front, so I scoured the ends of the internet and peeked under a few rocks to find you the best of what’s sexy on the web… umm, besides us.  duh.

 - Hmmm. The Doritos or the Hershey bar?  I think this time I’m gonna get me a mans!  When Flossie.com told their readers ‘Whatever You Need, It’s On Us,’ apparently they meant what they said, setting up a Man Vending Machine on the streets of New Zealand.  Along with real men coming out when the different buttons were pressed (Mr. Classic, Mr. Romantic, etc.), the Mr. Perfect button popped out a vibrator!  Awesome!  Check out the video here. (via TheFrisky)

- Apparently the National Organization of Women declared it “Love Your Body Day.”  Yay!  I’m planning to go home and love my body to the new Bree Olson movie!

- I don’t know much about video games, but I do know that if boobs moved like this in the real world, it would be both totally creepy and mezmorizing at the same time. (via GoodVibes Blog)

- Yay!  The first Sex Positive Jornalism Awards (aka. The Sexies) were given out in NYC! (via Babelend)

- While I totally don’t condone the old fake orgasm, this how-to video is kind of hilarious. (via Tiny Nibbles)

- I’m not sure Sex and the City has touched on it, but Boinkology  definitely has a point – is pegging going mainstream? 

- Here is a sneak peak group shot from the New York Sex Bloggers 2009 Calendar that’s coming out soon.  Get yours today.  Not only does the money go to a great cause, we are helping sponsor it!  Do it for the sex bloggers! (via JamyeWaxman.com)

- Nobody is benefiting from the downfall of Wall Street… or are they? (via Queerty)

And of course, the political links:

- Withholding sex is bad and manipulative, but not voting is worse.  Check out Votergasm.com.

- We’ve seen the Obama dildo… next up is the Sarah Palin blow up doll.  Sadly both the doll and the real deal are full of hot air.

And last, but not least, a link just because Amy Sedaris is ah-amazing! (via Jezebel)

Wow.  that’s a lot o links!  Enjoy!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

- Speaking of politicans, this Boinkology link is what first made me laugh and make my co-workers question my sanity. While fairly SWF, you might want to wait til you’re alone, if even just to preserve your perceived craziness. (via Boinkology)

- A few weeks back, Violet Blue posted a contest looking for the best sex-related ad campaigns. The results are in, and ah-mazing! Check out Blue’s Tiny Nibbles to see what companies have the best sexy adversiting. And can we say what the weird sexual animal personification ad Orangina?!?

- The bargaining power of sex toys. Who knew?!? Which is my total opposite response in the case of Michelle Rodriguez’s sexaulity. “Allegedly lesbianic actress” my ass… (via queerty)

- On the topic of sexuality (not really because we are talking about it as much as it’s a brilliant segue), check out this awesome Pomosexuality awareness film. Forget gay, straight, trans or queer – it’s all about the pomos. Go Pomo! (via Twitter)

- And lets head back to sex toys and celebs for a second to catch Jessica Alba, who in urging people to vote, inadvertedly turned them on to something a little kinkier. (via AVN)

-Plus, staying with the sex toy theme, take a look at this super hot new femme harness. Who wants to send me one? (via AVN)

- Oh man do I love Sarah Haskins and Target Women! This doesn’t have anything to with sexin, but I can’t help but post it. (via Jezebel)

-And one last link to help you make it through til the weekend. Ha Ha Ha.

Enjoy your Wednesday!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Wednesday ÷ Work Week = Humpday  

Humpday + HMFH Blogger Awesomeness =  Link Love for all!!

Link Love + you = An Amazing Way To Get Through The Week!

Onward to the links:

- A little something to ensure that you will never have a naked man under your covers again.  Like a chastity belt for your bed.  (via Jezebel)

- Deep Throat… the musical. Well, not really, but close. Former GoGo’s Guitarist Charlotte Caffey helped score a rock opera about the life of Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace that opens this month in LA.  (via AVN)

- Check out the new ep of Live Girl Review that just went up.  Then take Audacia Ray’s cue and watch Good Dyke Porn.

- Curling, the boringest sport in all the land (sorry to all our Canadian readers, but really, it’s true) just got the tiniest bit hotter with the return of the Women of Curling Calendar for 2009.  After takin 2008 off, the  women curlers are back, taking it off and posing nude or near nude with their sport related props.  Instant interest peaked.  Then again, watching paint dry would be hot if you added naked girls to it.

- Seriously people, think about the acronym before you settle on a company/school name.  Or don’t actually, so I can continue to point and laugh at you. (via Boinkology)

- Aside from paying for the actual nookie, how much does sex really cost?  (via Nerve)

- A day in the life of a sex educator.  Yay sex educators!  You can just think of me as a queer, less polished version of this lady… though she may be less thrilled with the comparison than I.  (via DailyBedpost)

- Oh man, I love Craigslist.  LOVE IT!

The weekend is just around the corner.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

-  Sex doesn’t always need to be in the bedroom… or even the bed section, for that matter.  I love IKEA too, but try to keep your AKURUM in your pants.  Or at least your pants on around the AKURUM.  (via Jezebel)

- An Australian scientist has found a way to control sperm flow from the inside.  Male birth control by remote-controlled key fob.  Wow, how unsexy is the phrase “key fob??”

-  Sometimes you just have to be there.  Other times, it’s even funnier to hear about it second hand.  Case and point:         

          “Woman:”Sorry, I’m looking for a man much dirtier than you”
          Me:”I can be dirty.”
          Woman:”No, I mean physically.”

- Lesbian sex. No longer only benefiting lesbians.  And no, not in a girl-on-girl porny sense.  (via JamyeWaxman)

- Porn star and director Tina Tyler has just shot her first scenes since she stopped performing in 2003.  Unfortuantely these four new scenes are also her last.

“I get multiple messages from fans on a daily basis asking ‘Please, do another scene.’ I figured strike while the iron is hot, while I’m still hot enough to do it. These people are just so sweet, let’s do something for them,” Tyler said. “Also, it puts an official end to my on-camera career. I never did the official last thing, I just stopped.”

Too bad for us.  To find out more about this porn goddess, check out our 20 Questions With Tina Tyler Interview!   (via xbiz)

- And fittingly last, but not least, should we encourage more sex in nursing homes?

Friday is just around the corner…

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

- Three years after the release of gay cowboy romance/drama Brokeback Mountain, the story’s writer Annie Proulx says the movie is still “the source of constant irritation in my private life,” because people keep sending her raunchier rewrites of the story.  Hilarious!  I’m sure she can dry her tears on the money and fame the movie brought her. (via Jezbel)

If it’s a pornier version of the movie people want, they can head over here and check out Buck Angel’s award nominated Buckback Mountain.  It’s not quite as tender as the original, but there is way more fucking. 

- Sex writer and toy enthuiast Jamye Waxman stops by Cherry TV with an awesome video on vibes.  To find out more about sex toys from Jayme, check out her instructional feature Toying With Pleasure.

- Porno hits the skys!  During their inflight internet access trials, American Airlines found that passengers were using the web to surf more than their email on the cross country flights.  I can’t help but want to mane a Snakes On A Plane joke… (via TheFrisky)

- I’m not sure which is worse, that a guy disposed of his realdoll on the side of the road because he didn’t have the heart to cut her up… or that it took the police several hours to idenitify that the body was not human.   (via TheFrisky)

Hope that pulls you through the weekend. Links and love!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

- Dan Savage makes me so happy.  Aside from giving some of the best sex advice ever and making Santorum a word I can say again without throwing up in my mouth, Savage has perfectly captured how I feel about Sarah Palin and all the prego scandals.  Check him out on Real Time with Bill Maher over at Daily Bedpost.

- Video blogging sexpert Audacia Ray is back with a third installment of her bigger, longer, better Live Girl Reviews.  Up this episode are reviews of Fun Factory’s Delight, Tristan Taormino’s Opening Up – A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships and a bunch more, including segments with Marisa DiMattia of tattoo blog Needled and sex writer extraorinare Jamye Waxman.  Check out the newest Live Girl Review here!

-  A whole article about the perils of wearing high heels, then one line that totally makes the bunions and fucked up tendons worth it. (via Jezebel)

- This looks like such a good movie!  Even if it doesn’t include Dolly Parton… let’s just be thankful that no one tried to actually remake the original. (via fleshbot)

- What the what? Roald Dahl was a sex spy?  That TOTALLY changes my take on Willy Wonka… ok, not really.  And he wasn’t a sex spy, per se, but he was a spy and ”A certain amount of hank-panky was condoned, especially when it was for a good cause.”  But a sex spy sounds sooo much better! (via TheFrisky)

- Porn star fired from Subway because of his porny past.  Apparently an angry customer recongized gay porn star Kurt Wild from his movie days and threatened to boycott the store if he wasn’t fired.  A few questions… why?? … and who cares? … and how did this guy even recongize Wild if he wasn’t watching the porno himself?  And if he was checking out the old porno, what the fuck gives him the right to judge someone performing as bad, but someone watching as good.  Holy hypocritical.  Read more about this on $pread Magazine’s blog.

Hope this gets you through the week!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

- While masturbation isn’t really a taboo topic over hear in pornoland, it definitely is thought to be in the real world.  I get the whole idea of patriarchy and women seen as mothers and sexless beings without a man sexin them up (I was a women’s studies major after all), but I just can’t understand why it is still so damn risque!!  Masturbation is the safest sex, totally healthy and the best way to get to know what gets you off.  Anyway, the folks over at TheFrisky rounded up a bunch of lady self lovin’ stories that are definitely worth a looksie.  (via thefrisky)

- Audacia Ray is back with Episode two of Live Girl Review!  Not only does she review Sliquid Organics lube, interview Rachel Kramer Bussel about her new book Spanked: Red-Cheeked Erotica and talk about rabbit vibes, Ray gives us a shout out when she reviews Erika Lust’s newest project, Barcelona Sex Project!! Yeah!
Also check out Audacia’s new porno fashion column on Fleshbot - this week is all about stockings.

- You know you’re an academic when you ven diagram dirty talk! (via boinkology)

Just a quick one to get you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

- Summer smash hit about cuddly robots might be more fun than originally thought.  Gender warrior Kate Bornstein queers up WALL * E while we high five in the background for infultrating Pixar with our agenda! (via Daily Bedpost)

- Possibly the most pointless piece of apparel this side if the International Male catalog (a caftan, really?).  I’m clearly ordering both colors… and back ups for each just in case. (via Fleshbot)

- Risque interwebbing strikes again!  A Philly magazine accidently went adult when they gave the wrong web address for a store in their Best Of issue.  Instead of directing people to Home Grown (www.homegrownpa.com), a home furnishing store in the Philly suburbs, the mag offers www.homegrown.com, the website for Homegrown Video, an amateur porn studio.  Hahaha. Ouch.  I’d laugh more, but I used to be a fact checker at a Philly magazine, so really, I feel their pain.  Anyone else looking for a fact checking job, I think Main Line Today has a new opening.  (via AVN)  

- Classy accessory or perfect way to keep your vibe close by?

_ Speaking of classy, check out Ron Jeremy’s profile in Time Magazine! The Hedgehog is movin’ on up! (via AVN)

- Back to infultrating Pixar – the real story behind Toy Story.  (Via HotMovies The Blog)

- Learn something new every day.  Things I didn’t know: Napolean’s dick was cut off posthumously.  Ok, rumoured to be cut off and mummified.  I guess they really didn’t want no short short man…  The Frisky rounds up famous weiners in history. (via The Frisky)

Enjoy your hump day!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

- Erika Lust is amazing.  Her films are not only thoughtful, engaging and hot like woah, they are of superior production quality and made with women specifically in mind.  We are so hot for Lust that we are reviewing her lastest flick Barcelona Sex Project scene by scene – just like we did with her last masterpiece Five Hot Stories For Her.  The link love comes via Ms. Naughty who gives us a stellar interview with Erika Lust AND a bunch of sexy behind the scenes shots from Barcelona Sex Project.  I am in lady porn heaven!

- Clever Clever. It’s so smart when a company uses its product as a teachable moment.  Check out these awesome Kamasutra Condoms.  Not only do these safe sex implements keep your private bits healthy and happy (and your womb bebe-free), but they can inspire your sexin’ with positions from the Kamasutra printed right on the packaging!  They are a little pricey (about $18 for a 5 pack), but a worthwhile investment for the adventurous lover.  64 positions available. (via Inventorspot)

- Back to school sucks, but progressive school systems make me smile. This article about a school custodian transitioning from Male-to-Female and the acceptance and support her school’s officials have shown is awesome. While the whole story isn’t all sunshine and flowers (her wife and son are not taking it so well), it’s still inspiring in my book. (via Queerty)

- Look who’s in the news!  You’d think watching porn, writing about sex all day and getting free sex toys would be enough to make this job rock.  That’s all true, but having an awesome boss makes the difference between having a crappy job with perks and being excited to go to work in the morning. Congratulations on the promotion, Venus!

-  The Frisky rounds up the top 11 songs about snatch. I’m kind of surprised Peaches “Downtown” wasn’t included, but I think that might have been a little too obvi. (via TheFrisky)

Caturday here I come!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

-  I’m not sure whether this Voice Activiated Rabbit vibe  is a good idea or a bad one.  It could be the answer to lots of women’s dreams – speeding up with every “oh yes!”  Or it could end up being just another partner we have to give instuction to.  I get the idea behind it, but I am cynical until I test it out myself.  I will, however, be perfectly open to someone sending one over to try out.  It’s for the good of research, after all. (via thesun.co.uk)

- Ooooh. Zero gravity sexin!  It’s recently been brought to NASA’s attention that they really need to start studying sex in space – as sex is a basic human need, akin to hunger and thirst - especially if they are planning to have people jetting off to mars, which is a 3 YEAR TRIP!  I don’t buy that there hasn’t been any sexin’ up there already. We’ve been in space for over 40 years – there had to be at least a few instances of in-flight nookie. No way, no how that it didn’t happen.  If coworkers get together on the ground, I can’t even imagine the sexual tension between ones that are together 24/7 for long periods of time.  They would explode!  Anyway, now sex is officially being looked at in space exloration. Somehow it doesn’t shock me that this country will spend more money researching sex in space than comprehensive sex education in schools. Arg. Check out the whole story here. (via TheFrisky.com)

-  You know those amazing female movie characters that are so endearing, sweet and spunky that you just wanna hug them and puke on them at the same time?  Natalie Portman in “Garden Sate.” Nuff said?  Dubbed  the “Manic Pixie Dream Girl,” these sliver screen gems are described as “that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures.” The best of often irritating, yet undoubtedly envied MPDGs have rounded up by the comedy geniuses over at The Onion’s A.V. Club.  Check out the list here.  Oh, and ps. some of these movies are super old.  Guess this is not a new trend, huh?  Pss. I heart The Onion. (via Jezebel.com)

- If you are in the NYC area and wanna celebrate the lurve you have for your va-jay-jay, head over to Times Square, Oct. 24-26 for the 2nd Annual Vagina Festival!  Check out performances, speakers, art and all sorts of other cunt-centric entertainment!  I don;t know about you, but a pussy party definitely sounds like a good time to me.  Can you really go wrong with that?  Fine out more info here. (thanks TheFrisky.com again)

Alright, hopefully that will hold you over til the weekend!  Or at least until the next blog post, which is tomorrow. 

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery