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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  It’s the first full week of September and just so happens to be the start of the Jewish New Year this evening.  Shanah Tovah!  So many things to celebrate today! So let’s get to it!

- Teledildonic technology that turns your Wii into a sex machine.  How freaking cool is that?  Must get Wii!

-  This is labeled as True Blood Sex Scenes You Shouldn’t Try At Home, but really, it’s just an excuse to post some really hot vampire sex videos.  And yes, don’t try them at home.  But do watch Tru, the porno parody! Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s been a busy week here at the porno palace and I know I, for one, am ready for a little Humpday lovin’ – fabulous interweb links style, of course.  So, without the usual intro hubbub, let’s just get to it and get our Wednesday hump on!

-  New tumblr blog, Menstrual Pinups, features those sassy posing ladies of the ’40s and ’50s – now with added menstrual flow.  I’ve seen period porn before, but this is definitely something new to the world. (via The Frisky)

- Awesome sex-positive sex toy store Good Vibrations just announced their partnership with the National Breast Cancer Coalition!  during September (which starts today!) and October, GV customers can donate to the cause right on Good Vibes page!  And who said thinking about your health wasn’t sexy? Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!!  Welcome to the mid-week stretch.  It’s that time again, when the week is half over and we need to get our celebration on in preparation for the downswing into the weekend.  And that’s just what we do with Link Love!  We scour the interwebs looking for the hottest of the hot and bring it back to you guys for mass consumption.   What can we say, we love you guys.  Anyway, let’s get it on!

- My my, I do love your… sack. And that touch in the middle – what a fitting treat. (via Buzzfeed, Frisky)

- While the whole Montana Fishburne porn venture has a ton of folks up in arms, only one person is cheering in her on, in a totally  pro-porn, sex-positive way.  And that person is the fabulous Tristan Taormino!

- In other entertainment news, it looks like HBO is working on a show about the porn industry and Maggie Gyllenhaal is set to star in a new movie called “Hysteria,” which is all about the invention of the vibrator.  So excited! Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the mid-week stretch!  I always feel like the weekends go super fast, but as of recent, it’s starting to feel like the weeks are catching up.  Can you believe it’s only two weeks until September?  Crazy, right?!  Anyway, today is Humpday and we’ve been scouring the interweb for all that is hot!  Gotta love a Link Love day!

Let’s get to it!

– Check out the cover of the latest Rolling Stone magazine.  Holy naked bloody vampires!  Obviously I needed to share that picture. (via Jezebel)

- And the race is on!!  Who will make the first 3-D porn? There are a few folks rumored to be working on one, but who will make it into dirty movie history?  I feel like there must have been 3-D smut before, but probably not with this crazy real technology.  Watch out, that gigantic schlong is headed your way!

- Is porn racist?  Apparently author Gail Dines thinks so, but folks within the industry beg to differ.  Read this!  (via Jezebel)

- Sex Toy or Dog Toy?  My dog needs to see this and learn to keep her chewing to her own toys! Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  I returned to my desk yesterday after my foray into the awesomeness that was the BlogHer ’10 Conference and promptly made up for lost time, scouring the interwebs for a delicious bunch of links to  shower you guys with to celebrate Humpday!  So let’s get to it!

- This past weekend more than 100 naked adrenaline junkies hit Green Scream rollercoaster in England to break the world record for naked riders. Dream big or go home, right?  Awesomely, all the money they raised from the event will go to charity.  (via Fleshbot)

- Speaking of naked boobs out in the world – it doesn’t look like Yahoo looked too closely as they added censor blurring to this Boobs on Bikes photo. Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy post-Humpday day!  I wasn’t feeling so hot yesterday, so I unfortunately missed the mid-week hump, but luckily I keep a running file of all the amazingness I find on the interwebs each week and have a whole bunch of linkity links to share with you patient lovelies.  So let’s get to it!

- The most amazingly smart and simple sex toy ads I’ve ever seen.  This kind of subtle creativity makes me so happy.

- When Westboro Baptist Church – the “God Hates Fags” people – showed up at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con to protest (what they were protesting, I have no clue, nor do I care), the comic folks were ready to go – carrying some of the nerdiest/awesomest counter-protest signs ever.  Thanks guys!

- Underpants with an added bonus.  And by “bonus” I mean hot ’70s bush.  (via Jezebel)

- Finally, we have a name for the female equivalent of Blue Balls!  Thanks Em and Lo! Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  Per usual it’s been a super busy week, but you’ll be happy to know that we’ve still taken time to leisurely stroll the bizarro trails of the internet to find the best/sexiest news fit to print!  I know, what a bunch of martyrs, right?  Anyway, there’s lots to link to, so let’s get to it!

- Now those teabaggers can enjoy a nice, steaming cup of pervy deliciousness.  What a beautiful marriage between literal meaning and dirty sex slang.  (via The Frisky)

-  Condom manufacturer Practice Safe Policy recently released limited edition Oil Spill condoms that donate a percentage of their sales to benefit the Gulf Coast Oil Spill.  Talk about making the personal political! I love it!

- Newly convicted sexy spy Anna Chapman is joining the ranks with “celebrities” such as Octomom and Carrie Prejean.  That’s right, Vivid co-chairman Steve Hirsch has offered the recently deported Russian spy a chance to make a film with the porn empire.  And he’ll even send director B. Skow all the way to Moscow to work with her.  Sounds like a win-win to me. (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy day after Humpday!  I was out of the office yesterday and missed the official midweek hump, but that doesn’t mean we need to forget about the awesomely sexy news of the Internets!  I’ve decided to throw all conventions to the wind and hit you all with a little link lovin’ a day late.  I know, I am such a rebel.  Alright, let’s get to it!

- What does this portrait of Sarah Palin have in common with this one of naked chicks? They are both created from pieces of nudie mags as part of Jonathan Yeo’s ‘Porn In The U.S.A.’ series.  (via Fleshbot)

- How sad/scary is this:  a 30-year-old British woman was found dead in her bed, next to a sex toy and a laptop playing porn.  The coroner said she died of a heart issue during her “activity before death.”  I guess it’s not the *worst* way to go, but imagine that from now on you are known as the woman that came to her death. Eek. (via Frisky)

- Crotch clutch! Oh Etsy, I love you more and more each day. (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  This week feels both short and so long at the same time.  Sure, it’s a short week since most of us had Monday off, but it’s also been circling 100+ degrees outside, which makes everything and everyone so lethargic.  That said, screw the great outdoors – let’s just chill out in front of the computer with the a/c freezing our faces off!  Good thing it’s Humpday, because it’s time for a little Link Lovin!

Let’s get to it!

- Apparently Disney and porno have more in common than I thought.  Though, I will say that this doesn’t apply to all porn.  Unfortunately I can’t say the same about the Disney movies…

- A report just came out that a few years back, a British hospital made extra money renting out an unused wing to a porn company to shoot a big-budget movie.  I guess some folks are up in arms?  I mean, why the hell else is this news?  A vacant area bringing in money – makes sense to me!  (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the mid-week stretch!  Holy crap – it’s summer!  I was going to gush about it in last week’s Link Love, but I ended up taking the day off and passing the link torch to FrzKey for the week.  But not to worry, you can always count on me to squeal about the nice weather.  The reason I am so summer focused this week is that we have a three-day weekend coming up!  Happy 4th of July!  Woohoo!  And we have plenty of links to get your lovin’ on it’s way to full out party mode – so let’s get to it!

-  It turns out President Obama’s signature, well, signature looks like a big ejaculating dick.  Hmm, I knew I liked him for a reason.  Also, some people have too much time on their hands.

-  According to TV commercials (which obviously speak only the truth), European Orangina is a delightful aftershave, as well as a tasty beverage… and is also enjoyed by gay furies and/or bestial lovers.  Foreign commercials = awesomeness. Read the rest of this entry »

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