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Happy Humday to all you people trying to get over the mid-week slump.  It’s been pretty busy for the porno industry this week, what with the AVN Awards and Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) descending upon Las Vegas over the last weekend.  Blogs and news sites have been updating all the good stuff that’s been going on down in Sin City and what new kinds of sexy fun we can expect to be having in 2009.

Here are some of the AVN/AEE links that caught my eye:

- Who doesn’t love a red carpet?  And no, not in the usual porno sense…

- Regina Lynn is ready to see all that cool sex toy gear that we are sure we are going to see at some point in our lifetime… hopefully sooner than later.
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It’s officially the grosses day of 2009.  Well, at least where I am, in Philly. It is rainy, cold and windy – a truly nasty day.  I will say that I am grateful that those dreaded words – Wintry Mix – have yet to be uttered for the day, but still, it’s not pretty outside. 

But we agen’t going to let that get us down!  It’s Humpday and because it’s so icky out, we have an even better excuse to stay inside, get under the blankets and keep close for warmth.  Thumbs up for indoor activities!  And of course, by that, I mean catching up on all the sexy news out there with Link Love!  What, you thought I meant doin’ it?  Well… I guess you could get busy after you turn the computer off…

Let’s get to it!

- A blogger strives to find out if higher-income women do, in fact, get more oral sex.  I don’t know about you, but I think if this is proven right, which it seems to be, I think they should totally market it as a reson to stay in school… Can you imagine the posters?   (via Jezebel)

-Speaking of blogger studies (hmm… new trend?),  Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek over at The Femme’s Guide To Absolutely Everything has put a call out for volunteers to participate in her study on size and sexuality. 

- Your cell phone can now help keep you clean.  Three cheers for using alternative means to do sex education.  Woohoo!

- Some Australia dude has been breaking in to sex toy shops, stealing blow up dolls, fucking them in the back alleys and leaving them when he’s done.  While that is totally weird, I’m not sure which part I’m baffled by the most – that he a. does that; b. cleans up the mess he makes when he smashes the wall to get into the building; or c. but he doesn’t clean up the mess he makes in the doll, therefore leaving DNA behind.    Should be arrested purely on stupidity.  (via Jezebel)
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Can you believe that it’s New Year’s Eve already?!? Where did 2008 go? I guess it doesn’t matter because I’ve decided that 2009 is going to be an awesome year. The last twelve months have been pretty decent, don’t get me wrong, but I’m looking forward to 2009 to be a banner year. I can’t decide whether or not I like NYE being in the middle of the week, because yes it makes the week short, but most people (including me) have to work on Friday, and that sucks. No worries though, because it happens to be humpday, and that means double celebrations! Yay! And you know what we do on humpday… Link Love!!

Let’s get to it!

- One time Eurythmics star Dave Stewart has created a $1,400 vibrator. Partnering with luxury sex toy company JimmyJane, the musician created the “Little Steel Tonight,” a stainless steel vibe with a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds. Oh, and it has a custom guitar pick and the lyrics to Stewarts newest solo song scrawled on the side. I guess this would be a great cross-marketing promotion if anyone wanted to buy a $1,400 vibe… or cared about Dave Stewart even the least bit anymore. (via TheFrisky)

- A new study found that sexually unsatisfied women who practice yoga and Eastern techniques of mindfulness (meditation? I assume…) have improved sex lives. I guess these researchers never heard of the Kama Sutra, huh. (via Jezebel)

- Who doesn’t love a sex scandal? Lucky for us, Gawker rounded up the best and worst sex scandals of 2008. I kinda can’t believe Madonna and A-Rod made the list. Bo-ring. (via JamyeWaxman)

- The Daily Beast also rounded up the year in sex for us. A littled canned, but hey guys, thanks for all the memories. (via Tiny Nibbles)

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Happy Holiday Humpday from HotMoviesForHer.com!  Today is x-mas eve and hopefully most of you are off work today and hanging out at home, getting a day drunk on and watchin the pornos.  Or at least not in an airport or stuck driving 300 miles to see family.  Wherever you are, I hope you can take advantage of humpday traditions… and by that I mean link love!!  What else would I mean?  Sexin’, you say?  Gasp! My virgin ears!  Hopefully you’ll have time for humping and wont’t be plum tuckered out after catching up on all that’s new in sex news with week!

Let’s get to it!

-  The holiday season is blowing up when it comes to humping!  According to researchers, makers of sex-related products and the spike in fall births, this time of year is the time that people are gettin’ busy.  It’s nice that someone made it official by saying it, but really, it’s pretty “duh” if you think about it.  It’s fucking freezing outside and sharing body heat is the perfect way to lower your gas bill!  Oh, and drunk holiday parties + warm beds = lots of sex.  And I thought I wasn’t good at math…  (via TheFrisky)

Plus we’re in a recession… we can’t afford to do anything else.  At least we can now get sex toys at RiteAid.  (via Jezebel)

- But all those people who are getting their booze buzz going at those aforementioned holiday parties should really look at the new research that says that binge drinking can make you crappy in bed.  How’s that for an attention grabbing PSA?  (via Jezebel)

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It’s definitely that time of year again. All blogs seem to be talking about is how to survive the holiday season, be it saving cash or saving face after sleeping with your boss at the office x-mas party.  And while I am thoroughly into the festivities, I just can’t seem to get down with subjecting you to any of those helpful - yet overplayed - guides.  You want them, all you have to do it click.  Anyway, my point with all that bitching is that finding links to love was a little on the tricky side this week.  But I powered through and sorted out the crap to give you some of the best stuff of the week.  Happy Humpday!

- Sex toy co. Adam and Eve are offering up a version of Erotic Photo Hunt on their site!  You know, the game that those bartop video game touch screens have in dives.  That’s right, the one where you have to find all the differences between two pictures of totally outdated naked chicks.  Revered and fondly referred to as “Titty Touch” in my circle, I was super excited to read this on their twitter and even more excited to see it with hot porn stars!  Major down side:  You can’t click anything, so it’s really kinda disappointing.  Oh well.  Good idea though.

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I’ve yet to decide if I think this week is going by fast or slowly.  I’m pretty sure I don’t really know what happened to Monday or Tuesday, but it seems like Saturday is a million years away.  Not like it really matters, because today is Wednesday, the most wonderful time of the week (alright find, maybe not the most wonderful, but it’s pretty decent).  Wednesday means link love, and who isn’t excited for that!?

Let’s get to it!

- The first plus-size cyberskin pussy will be hitting the shelves in the next few months… and guess who’s bits it will be modeled after – our own favorite zaftig porn goddess April Flores!  And from the picture above, it looks like the perfect fit!  So hot!

- If what you’re looking for is a little less cyberskin and a little more thread and felt, check out the dirtier side of Etsy.  I know I’ve blogged about naughty Etsy before, but this is a little different, so definitely check it out.  It’s all about the “mature” tag.  (via Feministing)
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Happy Humpday and welcome to the holiday season!  I take this holiday stuff seriously, so be prepared to have a whole heap of good tidings and cheer dumped in your stocking for the next 22 days.  Sorry, it’s just true.  I spend my days porning and my nights crafting gifts… I guess that makes me a pervy elf, or something like that.

Anyway, clearly I digress.  Today is Wednesday – the hump of the week – and nothing gets us to Friday faster than the old clickity-click of the mouse, checking out all that’s hot, heavy and hilarious going on in sex.  That’s right, it’s time for link love!

Let’s get to it!

- Because I couldn’t help but go on about it in the intro, I’ll start off the lovin’ with the only holiday themed link I’m including.  Nothing says Happy Holidays better than a mildly awkward, free booze-fueled party with your 100 or so near and dearest co-workers – from the mailroom guys to the big cheese.  If you’re lookin’ to get all you can out of your office holiday shindig, let TheFrisky’s guide to getting your eggs nogged be your shining star in the night.  

- Now I’m all for modifying your body in any way you want, and I have nothing against surface piercings, but butt cleavage adornment?  Really?  When did I become that old woman that just shakes her head in confusion.  (via TheFrisky)

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Tomorrow is all about stuffing our faces with turkey and all those delicious trimmings, but today is all about stuffing yourself in other ways to be able to get through that impending day of dealing with your family. 

And while I DEFINITELY suggest getting stuffed in the only way a perv like me would be talking about, I can’t personally come around and help y’all out.  Best I can do is fill you up with awesome info and hilariously dirty links. And that’s just what I’m going to do!  Just save room for pie!

Let’s get to it!

- Gross! A box of used sex toys were stolen from outside the UK company LoveHoney’s offices!  The toys were waiting to be picked up to go to a recyling center as part of LoveHoney’s Rabbit Amnesty program when they were nicked.  Let’s just hope that the thieves realize the specifics of their precious cargo before some gal gets a the christmas gift she’s never wanted – a whole host of other people’s used vibes.  Ew!  (via Jezebel)

- And speaking of the always amazing Jezzies, check out this awesome post of the top ten pop songs about female masturbation.  Surprisingly (and thankfully) the ever-so-obvi Divinyls did not make the list.  I mean, it’s a pretty decent song, but really, does anyone have any doubt what that song is about?  Sometimes a girl likes a little veiled innuendo.  (Damnit!  I just looked at the post again and there it is, “I Touch Myself.”  How could I have missed it before.  Oh well, instead of hitting the backspace on this post, I will just sigh and slowly shake my head.)

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Happy Humpday to all! Heading up to the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar release party on Friday (blog post coming soon) and taking off on Monday for a personal holiday has got me buried under emails and porno watching, so let’s get to the link love without further ado…

- Margaret Cho loves her Hitachi Magic Wand.  For some reason that makes me super giggly and totally hot at the same time.  I <3 Margaret!

- And speaking of people that make me a giggly and hot, Babeland posted their Babe of the Month this morning.  Man oh man, not everyone can get me all flushed and grinning as they talk about the heteronormativity of mainstream porn.

- Which brings me the perfect segue into TheFrisky’s posting on the question of this holiday season.  What are you getting mom?  I was thinking about putting this under the old menorah.

- Or what about this vibrating Super Mario Brother’s mushroom cushion?  For all the gamer girls on your holiday gift list!
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It’s been a busy, busy day here at HotMoviesForHer! And though Humpday is nearly over, here is a little link love to get you through the afternoon and all the way to Saturday!

- Though Prop 8 passed, banning gay marriage in California, some people, like Keith Olbermann, are appalled by the ban going through.  Man, this is amazing – definitely check it out.

- What if us homos really did recruit?  Guess the ads would look something like these. (via Boinkology)
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