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Cock Cakes and Marketing That Makes Sense – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  I can’t believe we are already into February, but alas, we are firmly planted in 2013.  And as it is February, it’s still freezing in our little part of the world, though this past weekend Punxsutawney Phil, our beloved Pennsylvania groundhog, predicted that we should be seeing spring soon.  Woohoo!  I know I, for one, am so freaking ready to lose the winter coat and hat.  Anyway, let’s have an extra big celebration for both early spring and hump day action!  Let’s get to that Link Love goodness! – It doesn’t matter how … Continue reading Cock Cakes and Marketing That Makes Sense – Link Love!

Dirty Doorhandles and Safe Sex Superheros – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s been a crazy few weeks here at HM4Her, so we haven’t had time to celebrate.  Thankfully this week we are here and ready to get our hump on – so let’s get to it with a little Link Love! – These Viagra promos in China are seriously amazing.  Sure some folks might not want to grab a “cock” to open the door, but it’s awesome none the less. – Call this a… creative attempted murder.  A Brazilian woman is being sued after she tried to kill her husband by putting poison … Continue reading Dirty Doorhandles and Safe Sex Superheros – Link Love!

Filthy Hand Jobs and Softcore Sex Tips – Link Love is Here!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s the first full week most of us have had in a while, so I’ll bet that it feels even longer than ever before.  Instead of going into a long intro blah blah blah, let’s just skip to the Link Love celebration, shall we?  You can’t say I never did anything nice for you… – Chile has the right idea, putting sex toys in ads for things not related to sex toys.  I love it. – Speaking of pairing the sexy with the not-so-sexy, the Fertile Earth Foundation recently put out a … Continue reading Filthy Hand Jobs and Softcore Sex Tips – Link Love is Here!

Cheesy Porn and Bad Sex Songs – Link Love for the New Year!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  Alright people, the holidays are officially over and today is the day that most folks are back at their desks and in it to win it for the long haul.  Thankfully this week is only a few days long, so instead of looking longingly back at the last few weeks of relaxation, let’s keep our sights on how awesome this new year is going to be and start it off right with a little celebratory Link Love action! – Sex sells pretty much anything, including food.  So soft porn to advertise soft … Continue reading Cheesy Porn and Bad Sex Songs – Link Love for the New Year!

Sexy Sweater and Talkin’ Bout Sex – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch. Now that December is actually here, we are officially in the thick of the holiday season.  Who’s ready to celebrate the hump holiday style?  This dude is begging for some Link Love! – Best Christmas sweater ever! – So, Octomom Nadya Suleman’s porno has been nominated for a few AVN awards, including Best Celebrity Sex Tape. Wow… just wow.  And of course she plans to be at the awards ceremony.  Is it just me, or do we live in a really bizarre society where a woman who ignores medical advice and has … Continue reading Sexy Sweater and Talkin’ Bout Sex – Link Love!

Indecent (Long) Exposure and Vivid Says ‘Thanks’ – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s been a few weeks since I’ve been at the helm of Link Love, what with having to leave work early one week and Thanksgiving the next week.  Busy times here at HM4Her, and it’s only gonna get busier as we get into the holiday season.  But before the spirit of the season gets too crazy, let’s take a moment to celebrate the small things in life… like how exciting it is to get to humpday and know that from here on out, the next few days are the downslide into the … Continue reading Indecent (Long) Exposure and Vivid Says ‘Thanks’ – Link Love!

Link Love – Pig Bladder Condoms and PETA vs. Pubes

Hello and welcome to the mid-week stretch!  J.D. left a little early today and frighteningly enough, she left me in charge of this week’s Link Love.  While it is absolutely impossible to fill her shoes, I’m going to do my best to give you a few links to brighten up your hump day.  As my partner in porn (not like that) would say, I hope this gets you through until the weekend… or something. Wife Reads 50 Shades Of Grey, Divorces Husband For Not Being Erotic Enough from Jezebel (photo). Some early condoms were made out of pig bladders, while … Continue reading Link Love – Pig Bladder Condoms and PETA vs. Pubes

Commander-in-Chief Cock and Hot Vegetables – Link Love is here!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch. It’s only halfway through the work week and already most of the country is burned out on how stressful the last few days have been with the election.  I know I, for one, was up until the wee hours of the morning, glued to the television and computer, waiting for results.  While I won’t get into politics here, I will say that we at HM4Her are pretty excited and ready to celebrate this beginning of 4 more years with a little Link Love action! – Don’t forget, you can still order the … Continue reading Commander-in-Chief Cock and Hot Vegetables – Link Love is here!

Cocky Costumes and Porno PSAs – Link Love is Here

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s one week from Halloween and I know I, for one, could not be more excited about it.  Sure, I have no idea what I’m going to do for a costume or anything like that, but I have to tell you – reviewing horror porn for the week coming up to Halloween is something I look forward to every year.  And we are finally here!  Woohoo!  So let’s use that added excitement to pump our Humpday celebration up even bigger. Let’s get to the Link Love! – While there are a bevy … Continue reading Cocky Costumes and Porno PSAs – Link Love is Here

Fun With Phallic Photos and A Look At The Canyons – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  Wednesday has returned with a bevy of awesome links to get you through til the weekend.  Check ’em out in this week’s Link Love! – While I am a 30 year old woman in reality, the fact that I find this hilarious may be an indication to the fact that I am perpetually a teenage boy in some regards… – James Deen and Nina Hartley talk turkey on how porn sex is the safest sex in the face of Measure B, the ballot initiative that would require porn stars to use condoms. … Continue reading Fun With Phallic Photos and A Look At The Canyons – Link Love!