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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  We are back with another magical Humpday treat!  If I actually sat down and did the math, I bet I could tell you exactly how many Link Loves I’ve shot on your face.  Let’s see, I’ve been doing this for about 4 and a half years, with 52 weeks a year… bring out the calculator… hmmm, it looks I’ve brought you about 230 Humpday Link Loves!  Pretty nutty bananas, wouldn’t you say?  I guess there is no real reason to count them, other than to let you all know that we love bringing you the dirtiest news.  You can tell by the sheer numbers.  Anyway, enough babble – let’s get to it!

- Japanese mouth exerciser, or human blow up doll costume?  You decide.

- Remember back in November when there was all that hoopla about Sasha Grey reading to elementary school students?  Well, it’s back in the news again.  Apparently porn studio Assence Films is releasing a scene featuring the now-retired star in their “Anal Artists” video this week, and in support of Sasha’s past efforts to get children to read, they tried to donate a portion of the film’s proceeds to National Education Association’s Read Across America program. Yeah, that didn’t go over too well… (via Jezebel)

-  Jiz Lee wrote an amazing article about coming out as a porn star.  A fantastic and powerful ‘behind-the-scenes’ look at their experiences, as well as a call out for others’ stories.

- Speaking of queer porn stars, a whole host of them headed down to Vegas for the AVNs, since QueerPorn.TV was nominated for Best Alternative Website.  The SF Bay Guardian spent a little time hanging out with them and reported back.

- Sex advice from Women’s Studies Professors, which I think is particularly hilarious as a person with a Women’s Studies degree.

- Lost in translation is one of my favorite games!

- Joanna Angel went to the Superbowl, which I think it’s kinda awesome.  I love that she has a picture with Joe Montana.

-  Ms. Naughty finds out how people really feel about music in porn.

Hopes this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  And welcome to February!  Sure, it’s still winter in Philly, where HM4Her resides, but it’s also 60 degrees and sunny outside, so you’ll hear no complains from me.  I won’t go into the controversial topic of global warming, but… really, there is no denying the weather.  Anyway, we aren’t here to talk about now nice it is outside – we are here to talk about all things dirty the web has to offer, so let’s get to it!

- Ginger Leigh sent me this hilarious picture of the future (or, um, the present) of social networking.  Thanks Ginger!

- I’ll be honest and say that I know absolutely nothing about Tim Tebow – other than he plays football, is religious, and apparently was in Vegas at the same time the AVN Awards were going on.  I don’t know why this is news, since there are no illicit pictures of him and any porn people, but it made Deadspin top stories, so… Now I guess we just wait until Steve Hirsch offers that million dollar deal.

- Wanna up the sexy time fun you have with your partner?  Try Mojo Upgrade, an interactive online sex questionnaire.  Not only does it offer up a slew of options to pick from, it seems like it would be a great way to bring up all those kinky ideas you’ve been thinking about.  Give it a go – I know I will.

- While these pervy vocab words are part and parcel to my usual workday, I thought this dirty glossary might be of use to folks who may not spend their 9-5 looking at  smut. (via WSN)

- Is porn’s own James Deen going to be in the new Bret Easton Ellis movie?  According to certain tweets, he may just be! (via Tiny Nibbles)

- New findings are saying that some spiders voluntarily castrate themselves and leave their penises inside their female counterparts to increase the likelihood of producing offspring by allowing their bits to continue spewing semen after they leave.  They also may be because female have this awesome way of eating their mate when they are finished fucking, so they male has learned to cut his losses and run.

- And lastly, it looks like awesome director Erika Lust has redone her website, and offered up a super cute video of her having a photo shoot.  And letting us know that she had a bebe last year – Congrats Erika!!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  Sorry about the Link Love lapse last week (would you look at that alliteration!), but I was heading to Boston to talk about porn at a conference (seriously), and I didn’t get a chance to celebrate the Humpday with you all.  Oh well, I’m back this week and ready to get my party on and bring you the dirtiest news the web has to offer.  Let’s get to it!

- What makes more sense merged together than a Fleshlight and an iPad case?  Oh man, pervs have the BEST inventions!

- Back in 1989, artist Lisa Anne Auerbach found a bunch of ripped up porno mags on top of a car parked at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport.  It may be 23 years later, but Auerbach is turning one mans trash into another’s treasure, blowing up the scraps into large scale prints for her series “Torn Porn.”  I’m very excited this link has a photo gallery attached.

- Betty Dodson is so amazing.  Not only was she one of the first women to talk openly about female orgasms, now that she is in her 80′s, she still talks about her own orgasms!  I hope I’m this cool when I get older.

- My, oh my, this world is quite a phallic place to live!

- Hazel Jones, the British woman born with two fully formed vaginas, has turned down a million dollar porno proposition by Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch.  Oh well, I guess for now we will just have to watch folks with one vag get busy.  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- And lastly, via Tiny Nibbles as well, take a look at the awesome trailer for a new documentary about women in porn called “Aroused.”  It should be out this spring and I can’t wait!

Aroused: The Lost Sensuality of a Woman – Trailer from David Schenk on Vimeo.

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xox0
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  This is the first full week of the year for us here at HM4Her, and let me tell you – that extra day really does make all the difference.  Today is most definitely the hump of the week, and we are even more excited than usual to celebrate with some Link Love.  So let’s get to it!

- And I thought ’70 porn was classic!  A recently found bronze disk discovered in the mud near Putney Bridge in London appears to a dirty form of sexual currency from the first century A.D.  These coins depicting salacious acts (if you squint you can see it above) were used as tokens in brothels across the Roman Empire, where each coin would buy you the act featured on it.  Man, history is so pervy!  (via Jezebel)

- According to a new study it looks like more and more hetero couples are having anal sex (or at least talking about it).  Glad to know all of those delicious backdoor nerves are getting stimulated!  Wooohoo!

- Who wouldn’t want to go to New Jersey and jerk off in an MRI.  Where do I sign up?  Hey Rutgers, I’m not even that far way!

- In porno news, the LA City Council voted to approve mandatory condom use in porn movies (requiring condom usage to get a filming permit).  It looks like they will still need another vote  for final approval, but it looks like this may be the way things are heading…

- An oldie but goodie xkcd comic I thought everyone would enjoy

- And lastly, Dave Attell knows his classic porn!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch. Yep, the new year is finally here.  People – it’s 2012! Can you believe that?!?  While we are still recovering from our own shock, we channelled all that disbelief into digger through the internet to find the dirtiest news out there and bring it back to you guys in a little Link Love!  So let’s get to it!

- I supposed they do call them “male” and “female” plugs for a reason.  Dirty and awesome.

- CNN recently did a segment on the payroll tax crisis and while showing a bunch of tweets with the hashtag #40dollars (the amount of money that would be taken out of paychecks), they accidentally ran a tweet from porn star Vivky Vette,  stating that “if all of her followers gave her ‘#40dollars’ she would give them all oral sex.“  Oh CNN, that is hilarious.

- Dennis Rodman is getting back into basketball – this time as coach to a topless women’s basketball team.  Yeah,  you read that right – a bunch of topless women playing basketball.  I don’t know whether to be excited or to shake my head…

-  Scientists have made major breakthroughs recently, creating ways to grow sperm in labratory dishes.  Pretty soon they won’t need people at all to make a baby.  Science is so interesting/weird, huh?

- While they aren’t usually recognized in mainstream news, sex and gender pioneers, activists and artists are so important to sexual and identity freedoms for all.  Here is a list of important folks that we lost in 2011. (via Tiny Nibbles)

- On a lighter note, this Christmas we saw the curiosity around the early ’90s classic “Super Hornio Borthers” return.  Dude, it’s Ron Jeremy in a Mario porn – what’s not to like?!?

And lastly, sometimes you just need a little “decoration” help from porn legend Peter North.  (who apparently is known for his massive cumshots, which now that I know that makes the video make more sense).

Hope this gets you through til the weekend.

xoxo
-jd

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  While some folks are off of work this week, laying on their couches curled up in pajamas, or maybe laying on a beach somewhere, we HM4Her smut peddlers are hanging tough in our office chairs and here to bring you the weekly Humpday celebration!  So, let’s get to it!

- Oh man, it is my favorite when grammar and dirtiness mix!  Glad to know that Jenny likes to be mad when she’s enjoying her golden showers. Ha!

- If you think porn stars are just brainless bimbos, you are sadly mistaken! Check out this awesome list of 13 of the Smartest Porn Stars of All Time, which includes a whole bunch of HM4Her favorites!

- Recent studies are showing that people get laid the most during December, when it rains and at midnight, among other times.  Oh studies…

- Studies are also showing that there really needs to be more studies that study the varying results of studies.

- Back in 2001, a couple of guys asked a bunch of women about sex, resulting in the amazing video Sex:Female, which is available online.  Definitely watch at least a few segments from this awesomely raw and real documentary.

- A ballot initiative requiring porn performers to wear condoms has qualified to go before voters in L.A. in June, though L.A. City Attorney Carmen Trutanich is challenging the qualification, saying only the state of California (not the city of L.A.) has the authority to regulate condom use.  (via Jezebel)

- And lastly, I found this amazing gem floating around the Facebook and I just needed to post it.  Anyone who says pole dancing isn’t a sport is clearly mistaken.  Look at how freaking amazing this is!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend.

xoxo
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  Since it’s holiday week 2011, we figured that we would do it up a little different this time around.  Today we are bringing out the big guns, making this Link Love a special treat for your eyes, with lots of pictures, videos, and whatever else we can find.  What can we say, we love a celebration.  Let’s get to it!

- Looks like Santa has been both naughty and nice this year.  Ho Ho H… ooooooooh!  Gotta love those dirty ornaments!

- Joanna Angel wishes you a Happy Hanukkah with a free clip of her eight guy Hanukkah gang bang.  Nothing says ‘festival of lights’ like filling every hole in your menorah.

- Christian Phrases for ‘female masturbation.’

- In defense of casual sex and looking at sex intelligently.  Who’d have thought!

- Oh, Sex Radical Ryan Gosling, you are so smart.

- “Mommy, what’s the Cheerios Honey Bee doing with those soccer balls?!?” General Mills is cleaning up the mess after the official Cheerios website got a little XXX action the other day.  Fucked up and hilarious.

- Dirty signs with Kristin is amazing!  Let’s all learn to sign “I want to fuck your mouth” – hurray!!

- Is pubic hair coming back into fashion… or just in fashion mags?

- Superheroine self breast exams will hopefully spread the message for breast cancer awareness in Mozambique, where they are being posted.

- And lastly, Isabella Rossellini brings the Bible into the mix with this new green porn about Noah’s Ark.  Amazing.

Hope this gets you through til the weekend.

Happy Holiday Humpday!

xoxo
-JD and Ginger

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  While we are firmly entrenched in holiday season, I’ve tried my best this week to not go overboard with the seasonal cheer (um… like maybe I did last week…).  This time I tried to hold back and bring you all the non-holiday themed sexy news out there, so let’s get to it!

- It looks like those dirty vegetables need a thorough scrubbing, if you ask me. (via Jamye Waxman)

- It turns out that Austrian International School of Sex (AISOS), the world’s first college of applied sexuality, is, in reality, just a fake.  How disappointing is that?  Me thinks it time for someone to step up and really make that happen!

- Big birds (NOT “Big Bird” as everyone keeps thinking I’m saying!) have bloodless ‘birds.’  Scientists recently discovered that erections in large birds, such as the ostriches, are caused by lymph fluid, not blood.  This article also includes a ton of other bird mating factoids that you need to know at your next holiday party.

- Speaking of interesting tidbits to know, check out these 15 crazy things about vaginas.  Be that person at the party that never runs out of awesome knowledge.

- And speaking of vagina, here’s an op-ed about pubic hair – is it extinct?

- Awesome performer Danny Wylde takes on the political climate of America, tearing it into bite site, porno-themed ideas for us to enjoy.  Great read!

- Coldplay’s fancy new tech-savvy flashing wristband system for their new tour was designed by none other than a sex toy inventor.  Not only is that awesome, but the whole thing is blowing up, as the wristbands are even being considered for the London 2012 Olympics!  Pretty snazzy! (via Tiny Nibbles)

- And lastly, it seems that Melissa Rivers has been linked to dating Vivid front man, Steve Hirsch (you know, the one that offers every d-lister a million dollar check to make porn).  I hate to fuel the rumor mill, but you have to admit, it’s a pretty good one… (via AVN)

See, I did good with the holiday tone down. Well, I hope that gets you through to the weekend.  Happy Humpday, my friends.

xoxo
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch – December Style!  We are finally within the delicious grips of the last month of the year, and frankly, we couldn’t be more excited about it.  I’ll try not to go overboard with the holiday cheer, but honestly, I’m not so good a reigning myself in, so please bear with me and enjoy.  Enough talk, let’s get to it!

- “Please, come sit on Santa’s… lap?  Tell me what you’d like for Christmas.” Eeeee.

- I’ll just get the rest of the holiday-themed links out of the way now… like this Frisky round up of 18 WTF Christmas-themed sex toys.  Hilarious.

- Santa, for Christmas this year, I want a Blow Job Mickey!

- I have no idea what this is actually referring to, but it’s a pretty amazing headline.

- Olympic gold medalist snowboarder Shaun White may have dirty photos floating around.  Not that anyone really cares, but who doesn’t like to know about a sex scandal?

- An Iowa landlord is evicting two women for trying to open a sex positive toy shop.  Why?  Because they are going to sell “offensive products.”  Sigh, for reals?

- A new study has found that men, in fact, do like romance.    Oh gender stereotypes, I love when you are proven wrong.

- And lastly, I don’t get this, and I’m a little weirded out, but still, I need to share it…

Hope this gets you through to the weekend.

xoxo
jd

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  We got a little break last week, what with Thanksgiving and all, but now we are hitting December and wedging ourselves firmly into the holiday season.  Sure the crowds are heinous and the blaring music has us twitching, but the lights are pretty and there is a definite spirit of excitement in the air.  So, let’s start this holiday humpday season off right with some link love celebrating!

-   How many baboons could you take in a fight… armed with only a giant dildo?  Now’s your chance to find out!  I can only take on a meager 23 baboons.  I’m as good as dead.

- An alarm clock you put in your panties to gently vibrate you awake.  I officially know what I am topping my wish list with this year! And it’s called the Little Rooster – how fucking CUTE is that?!?

- One piece to the continuum that is sexuality is asexuality.  Check out this article on a sub-piece to asexuality the Frisky is calling “Gray-Sexual.”

- XXL Magazine had porn star Mr. Marcus list his 50 Baddest Chicks, which includes Janet Jackson, tennis star Anna Kournikova and porn’s own Marie Luv. (via AVN)

- Dylan Ryan, Ella Darling and Zoe Voss are looking for help to continue making art with their bodies… not on screen.  Definitely take a look! (via AIPdaily)

- All hell is breaking loose at the Miss America Pageant as it’s coming to light that one of their sponsors, Ric Alonso, is – gasp – porn performer and producer Jake Cruise.  I know, the wholesome event is now ruined.  Because any event where it’s standard to put Vaseline all over your teeth is so wholesome to begin with.  Gross.

- A really great question about being a feminist and liking degrading porn.  Oh man, I love hearing people give others permission for their desires.

- And lastly, Katherine Heigl really hates balls… and it’s hilarious! (sorry, can’t embed!)

Hope this holds you til the weekend!

Happy Humpday.

xoxo
-JD

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