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Slutty Slut Costume: A Porn Star Halloween

Every Halloween, we get pearl-clutchers and Buzzfeed list-makers alike going off on how every costume is just an inexplicably slutty version of a beloved cartoon from our childhoods or mundane household object. It’s time to say “Fuck it” because Halloween isn’t going to stop being the one holiday besides Mardi Gras where we get be half-naked and no one bats an eye.

This year we’re full on embracing it by dressing up as Slutty Sluts. Not just any sluts either; here’s your guide to dressing up as some of the greatest classic porn stars in the history of adult film. Not that you’re going to stay dressed up for very long!

Linda Lovelace

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Linda Lovelace
starred in 1972’s Deep Throat, one of the most influential, controversial, and widely seen pornos in film history. To nail Lovelace’s look from the flick’s theatrical poster, slip into a red monokini and accessorize with a floppy hat and big 70’s hoop earings. Curl your hair so that it looks like a retro perm and you’re good to go! If you wind up performing the movie’s titular act at the Halloween party, make sure someone returns the favor!Linda Lovelace costume

Ron Jeremy

PlaygirlAs the most recognizable and prolific porn star in history, Ron Jeremy is a great choice for a Halloween costume. You can mimic his shockingly sexy Playgirl shoot by donning a leather jacket, or go for his modern day look with a Hawaiian shirt. Either way, you’re going to need to accessorize with a pornstache and chest wig. For added authenticity, strap on the official Ron Jeremy dildo and suck on the nipples of anyone who asks.Ron Jeremy Costume

Vanessa Del Rio

Vanessa Del Rio headshotDo you have big boobs and even bigger hair? Then congratulations, you’re going to be Vanessa Del Rio for Halloween! Show off your classic décolletage with this body con off-the-shoulder dress. Add some red accessories to catch everyone’s eye, and finish off your look with some big ol’ 80’s doorknocker earings.Vanessa Del Rio costume

Seka

Seka Porn StarSeka was a star of the late 1970’s and early 1980’s. She first worked in adult bookstores, and often had to fix broken loops. She later said in an interview, “I saw these ladies doing Adult Films back then and felt that was a nasty representation of women. I thought to myself that I can do it and do it better than that,” which led to her entrance into the adult biz. To nail her look, you’re going to need platinum blonde hair and a brightly colored neck scarf. Wear a soft, pastel colored dress (don’t worry about a bra!) with white underthings and strappy white sandals. Depending on which decade you’re going for, makeup your face with either a softer 70’s palette or the garish brightness of the 80’s.Seka Costume

John Holmes

John Holmes photoOne of the most prolific stars of the Golden Age of porn, John Holmes served as the inspiration for Dirk Diggler and is well known for his exceptionally large cock. To pull off a Halloween recreation of this famous photograph, you’re going to need to get a bit crafty. Get a bunch of long, fleshtone colored gloves and apply nail laquer to the finger tips. Next, sew them in a skirt, loincloth, whatever. Finish off the look with the John Holmes dildo and a porn stache. If you get chilly, feel free to throw on a nifty leather jacket.John Holmes Costume

Bettie Page

bettie pageThe Queen of the Pinups, Bettie Page was also the first famous BDSM model, one of the first Playboy Playmates, and had a lasting influence on sexuality and fashion. Borrow your grandma’s best bullet bra and pair it with matching panties. Accessorize with thigh highs, garters, black patent pumps, and long gloves. If you don’t already have bangs, you can easily purchase some clip-on Bettie Bangs. Finish your look with dark lips, a flogger, and some bondage rope, just in case you’re not leaving the party alone!

Bettie Page Costume

Tweet me your slutty Halloween costumes @JudyHologram and follow the rest of us at @HotMoviesForHer!

Top Five Tuesday – Election Day 2012 Edition!

You are either living under a rock (or not living in America) if you don’t know that today is election day here in the States and that we are voting for president this year.  I know I, for one, am seriously ready for this election to be done with – not only to finally know for sure who will be leading us for the next four years, but also so we can actually talk about something else.  Though I am so totally over hearing about politics (even though I am a political person and have strong views about the election), I thought we would end this election season with a little porno pizzazz!  Check out our Top 5 Political Porns!


 – Goes together like peanut butter and jelly, right?  Also, it’s actually true that there have been many political decisions made with something sexual behind them – like approving a bill in hopes to cover up an affair scandal.  If I’m not mistaken, I believe Larry Flynt actually just came out with a book about it, which is fitting to mention since this is a movie.

This classic political satire is 1970’s fantastic, with  (of Deep Throat fame) in a fictional campaign to become president.  If you need something awesome to get your mind off of the news coverage of this election, you’ve come to the right place!
Sure, this is a throwback from the 2008 election with our good ol’ hockey mom VP hopeful, Sarah Palin, but hey, it’s pop culture now.  Lisa Ann’s popularity went through the roof as soon as she busted out her skirt suits and chipper Alaskan accent – and then busted out of both of them.  Plus this flick won an AVN Award for Clever Title of the Year.
 I couldn’t get through this list without adding at least one of the Obama porns that came out during the 2008 election.  I haven’t seen any new ones this time around, so I just swiped this oldie-but-goodie to grace our pervy political picks.  I admit that it’s a little on the tacky side, but the alternative was worse, and I refuse to watch Obama Is Nailin’ Palin because that is just disturbing.
And lastly we have another dated beauty, which isn’t a classic really because it’s from the ’90s, though I guess that’s starting to push it’s way into classic status, huh?  Anyway, this cunning candidate is ready to get votes any way, which includes stuffing more than the ballot box.  Luckily he has some constituents that are willing to help, whatever it takes.  Yum.

Take a break from watching CNN and relax with a little political porn!

xoxo
-JD

Early Female Voices In Porn – Scoundrels Is Here!

These days it’s not uncommon to look behind the porno camera and see a woman calling the shots. Be it writing, directing, producing, etc. – ladies are taking over behind the scenes and creating a whole array of awesome movies, set from a female point of view.

While this estrogen insurgence into the porno process shows itself more readily nowadays, it’s far from a new concept. Women have held their places in porn (in the clothing on portion) for years, starting in the “Golden Age of Porn” – that period of time in the ‘70s and ‘80s when porn was just entering the mainstream.

We always love talking about ladies that represent in porn, but there is a super special reason we’re bringing it to the forefront today.

We have releasing Cecil Howard’s Scoundrels, for a limited run until July 22nd! And along with being the very first movie to win AVN’s Best Film Award, Scoundrels was actually written by a woman – Anne Randall.

According to the June 1983 edition of AVN (only the sixth edition!):

Thanks to Anne Randall’s magnificent script, Scoundrels gives us three-dimensional characters that rarely find their way into adult plots. This family is sensitive and very normal in their feelings; the abnormalities come from the unstable setting. Scoundrels takes serious themes (the kinds that Taboo and Roommates tried to tackle) one step further, showing that its subject can be erotic and dangerous at the same time. … Scoundrels classifies as thinking man’s porn.

Pretty hot, right?  It turns out Randall wrote and produced a whole host of Cecil Howard’s films during the 1980s, including Neon Nights and  Dangerous Stuff, which are two amazing movies. Continue reading Early Female Voices In Porn – Scoundrels Is Here!

Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  It’s finally May – the most wonderful month of the year!  Well, at least to me.  The warm weather, blooming buds and ability to drink outside in the sunshine again has me feeling wonderful and longing for the weekends.  So let’s make these next few days fly by with a little link lovin’!

– After a stint on the rumor mill, it’s finally official – Lindsay Lohan as signed on to play ’70s porn star Linda Lovelace in a new independent movie about the Deep Throat performer.  I guess they saw her Untrue Hollywood Story and decided it was meant to be. (via Jezebel)

A NYC gyno is working with sex toy company LELO to offer their products to patients who wish to improve their sexual well-being.  According to LELO, Dr.Andrew Scheinfeld is the first doc to offered their patients good quality, upscale toys.  So, lemme get this straight – a doctor that deals with the physical body is offering something that will help women with their physical sexuality… revolutionary. Continue reading Link Love!

Deep Throat

Studio: Arrow-Productions Category: Classics

I cannot believe I’ve made it to 27 years old without ever having seen Deep Throat. It’s even more embarrassing that I review porn for a living and STILL haven’t seen this iconic porn classic. I think my mother has even seen it before, which means that I am bordering on pervert failure here. So, I figured I would FINALLY get with the program and check out this legend.

After years of hearing about Deep Throat (as well as reviewing Throat: A Cautionary Tale, which is based off of Deep’s story), I was well acquainted with the basics of the plot. After years of unfulfilling sexual experiences, Linda Lovelace heads to the doctor (Harry Reems) and finds out that her clitoris is actually in the bottom of her throat! Now that she’s experienced all the “bells and bombs” going off (aka. orgasm), Lovelace becomes a true sexual convert … and what seems like the first sexual surrogate. She takes a job with the doctor as a “physical therapist” that gets super physical. Curing male patients’ sexual woes with her own special brand of medicine. Kind of like a naughty nurse, but not.

Ok, so this movie is so not what I was expecting. I’m not sure what I really thought it would be like, but it is way funnier than I had imagined. And way stranger… I had no clue about Dr. Young at all, but he totally makes the movie. He is all over the place, cracking random jokes and keeping the mood light and funny. I also wasn’t expecting Lovelace to start making sexy house calls. There are also all these really silly songs in the movie, in the background of the sex scenes. These crooning songs singing about what’s happening on screen. Really bizzare/awesome.

Overall, Deep Throat was totally unexpected in a completely awesome way. I was waiting for a dated classic that lived up to all the gasping and hype of how obscene it was said to be at the time (1972), but what I got was a hilariously awesome oldie but goodie that I definitely recommend for people to spend some time with.

Think of it like a history lesson – but with way more head!

-J.D. Bauchery

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Top Five Tuesday – Pop Culture Porn

Porn is becoming more and more mainstream. Today’s stars have more crossover appeal than ever and I it’s never been less taboo to talk about porno in “mixed company.” Of course, that doesn’t mean that it’s ok to leave a copy of Weird Fuckin’ Sex Volume #6 – Quivering Sphincters out on the coffee table as a conversation starter when Grandma’s coming over for tea, but I think people are opening up about their viewing habits.

Today’s list features five movies that people are likely to have heard of at some point. No one knows why Kim Kardashian is famous, but we all know she made a porno!

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Top 5 Tuesday – What I Want To Watch, But Haven’t Had The Chance

Over here at HM4Her, we are busy gals.  Sure, it’s rare to find a time when we aren’t watching porno, but even though we are usually knee deep in tits and cock (the things we do for you guys!), we don’t always get the chance to check out everything we want to see.  In fact, every time I run across a movie I think looks hot, I add it to my “Must Watch” list and file it away for another time.  Unfortunately (or foruantely, depending how you look at it) we get in so many hot videos that my list is overrun with super sexy smut!  What a problem!  But being the crafty lady that I am, I think I’ve worked out a solution… Instead of cutting any of my precious flicks, I decided to get my organization on and make my list managable!  That’s what this week’s Top 5 Tuesday is all about – the top movies I want to watch, but haven’t quite got to. Hopefully now that I’m putting it out there, I will actually find the time to sit back, relax and get hot on all the stuff I’ve missed!

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Deep Throat

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Studio: Arrow Productions Category: Classics

Let’s go back in time to when hair was big, porn stars still had pubic hair and before “deep throating” was a household term. This movie, although a classic now, was quite edgy when it first came out, and I can certainly see why. Between poor Linda Lovelace who has her clitoris in the back of her throat, and her doctor who was probably in inspiration for the absent-minded professor, this movie is a little kooky, but full of fun. It’s definitely a movie worth watching, if only for the trip in time. The sex is real and hot, and the plot is hilarious, as this is from back when adult entertainment was almost exclusively features that had plots, and sex thrown in. A fun time for everyone, and it’s interesting to see where the concept of “Deep Throat” really originated.
-Essin’ Em