I’ve been reviewing porn for the last five years, so it’s not all that often that I get to say the thing I am about to say – I am doing something I’ve never done before. I am watching 3-D porn! You heard me right, 3-D porn… and I am watching it at my desk on a regular old computer. Pretty awesome, huh?… More
While we try not to review movies that aren’t offered in our pay-per-minute format, I honestly could not pass up the chance to watch Digital Sin’s Power & Control. Nearly three hours of high quality rough sex on screen – sign me up! Plus I get to spend a little time with Lily LaBeau and James Deen, two performers that I really enjoy and have not watched in a minute. Seems like I win all around.… More
The KissMe Girl Explicit series can be totally relied upon to bring the intense make out sessions that lead to intimate, passionate girl on girl sex with lots of skin to skin contact. All of the ladies that perform in these movies are total pros in the industry, but there is still a realness to these pornos that tends to keep the people coming back for more. These ladies are always really into each and really making each other feel good and get off. I love that the focus is on two women throughout the hour long movie.… More
Some days you want the same old in-and-out, and other days you fancy something totally different. Today is a different day here at HM4Her, and I knew just the person to turn to – Belladonna, of course. Whether she is presenting extra large items to willing assholes (literally) or bringing her unique brand of bizarre to the screen, Bella’s work is always interesting, sexy and something totally out of the ordinary. We are so lucky to have her in the industry.… More
Since I already reviewed two movies featuring Lily LaBeau this week, I figured I’d make it a three-fer and go for one more flick with her involved. This time it’s an all-girl (and one genderqueer hottie – Jiz Lee!) fuckfest from Burning Angel Entertainment, the awesome alt porn studio of your dreams. Each of the five scenes is its own little vignette, giving us a fun little taste of “plot” before (muff) diving right into the dirty action. This is extra exciting, because Burning Angel always offers up silly/sexy plots that get me ready for the smut.… More
It seems that I’ve been on a bit of a Lily LaBeau kick this week, it being Wednesday, and this being the second movie I am reviewing with her involved. How could I not be on a Lily LaBeau kick though, she is not only super sexy, she is totally sweet and a definitely a bit girl-next-door (a total turn on). And since this is a Sweet Sinner flick, directed by Nica Noelle, I know I’m watching her really get off and enjoy herself – something that is a big deal to me when I’m watching dirty movies.… More
After reading the description for this lesbian flick, how could I not review it? I mean, lesbians that like Harry Potter, comics, gaming and Dudgeons and Dragons? I’m sold! And thank goodness I was, because holy crap is this movie awesome and hot!
Two performers I don’t remember ever seeing before, but really like in this film, are Sasha Sweet (scene 1) and AnnaBelle Lee (scene 2). Both are super cute, nerdy and totally exciting to watch – something I consider a trifecta of awesome. Not only do they offer up sexy action, they are pretty decent actresses as well, giving me believable nerdiness. For goodness sake, AnnaBelle even has a The Nightmare Before Christmas scarf used as a blindfold on her.… More
Ah, the lost art of kissing. How you’ve been missed. Sure, hardcore sexin’ is just what the doctor orders when it comes to my usual porno choices, but every so often, I need a little extra lady on lady smoochfest! That’s where KissMe Girl movies come in. Sure, they offer more than just kissing – like oral sex and lots of boobs, but their attention to mouth-on-mouth action is really why I keep coming back for more.… More
I am loving Halloween porno week! While Freddy Krueger is definitely my horror stud of choice, I was pretty excited to check out this parody. Yay for slasher porn!
Lily La Beaux is Michael Myers’s object of affection in Halloween XXX Porn Parody. He follows her around with all of his creeptastic goodness. Meanwhile, we get to see her pals, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle and Britney Amber get banged and of course murdered. I have to say, they really committed to the whole killing thing. I expected some implied murders, but they really saw each and every one through to the end. It definitely skeeved me just a little and that is exactly what I want from my scary movies!… More