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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Porn For Lesbians

Here at HotMoviesForHer, we pay attention to what the people want, so when we did some research and found out that a good majority of you are out there searching for lesbian porn for lesbian women, I jumped all over the opportunity to point you in the right direction. Below is a list of studios that create genuine lesbian content for lesbians and a few movies from each to start you off…

Pink And White Productions

It would be blasphemy not to start this list off with Pink And White Productions. Directed by Shine Louise Houston, P&W is known for its array of sexuality, genders, and genres. Everything from them is inclusive and fluid, with something for everyone to comfortably enjoy. Seriously, there’s a CrashPad for every single mood you can think of and some you can’t. I absolutely love it!  The influence Pink & White Productions has had on gender queer pornography, actors, and the industry as a whole cannot be ignored, and if you’re looking for authentic content absent of gender lines, there’s no better place to start. Below are three of my favorites to serve as a starting point…

Filly Films

What I love about Filly Films most is that they center their movies around women who enjoy sexual encounters with other women. For a lot of us whether the actress is actually a lesbian isn’t a factor when picking a movie. Instead we want to see someone enjoying the person they’re with, not thinking about the paycheck they’ll get to cash if they get through the scene. We’ve all seen the girl giving head for about 30 seconds using only the tip of her tongue with an expression on her face like she’s licking a sour apple, and then spend the rest of the time staring into the camera making “O” shapes with her mouth. That’s for the fellas. For us lesbos you gotta come with something real, something we can relate to and throw ourselves into the fantasy. Filly Films is great at that and A Girl’s Tale is the perfect place to start in my opinion.

LilyCade.com

With her rise to the top of genuine lesbian actresses (having real lesbian sex) Lily Cade‘s studio LilyCade.com must be on this list and I’ve gone on and on about her in this interview and too many movie reviews to count. Everyone’s favorite redhead has beat a lot of odds in this industry and once you really dive into some of her work it’s easy to see why. Her short red hair, raspy voice, and aggressiveness pull you in right away while her acting (and writing) brings every character she plays to life and keeps you glued to the screen. It’s impossible to name my favorite LilyCade.com titles (just about every one featuring Officer Cade is amazing) but here are a few that I keep on repeat.

Girlsway

Bree Mills and Stills By Alan are the power forces behind Girlsway and you’re truly missing out on something if you don’t check out their brilliant movies. They successfully fuse social issues and concerns, like the fear of catching gay (yup, that’s a thing) in with incredibly erotic lesbian porn. Like Filly Films, Girlsway casts a variety of actresses, a lot of whom aren’t lesbians, but what sets them apart for me is the writing and acting that goes into everything they produce. I write in my reviews all the time that it’s so easy to forget you’re watching a porno, even during sex scenes, because it feels like you’re watching a movie on the big screen. Seriously, you’re doing yourself an injustice if you never tune into The Turning and Project Pandora – A Psychosexual Lesbian Thriller, and below are three more that are near and dear to my heart. Have fun!

Viv Thomas

Viv Thomas takes a very different approach to lesbian sex. At first glance I want to say they’re more on the softer side of girl-girl action, what most people expect when they think of two girls having sex. Where this studio sets itself apart is its attention to detail and the intensely close-up camera work that I’ve grown to love. There’s also an artistic approach to the way they capture women exploring themselves and each other that just can’t be taken for granted. Just look at their box covers…

UltimateSurrender.com

From the beautiful minds over at Kink.com comes UltimateSurrender.com, competitive girl-girl sexual wrestling, featuring hardcore face-sitting and strap-on sex. I love playful fighting and aggressive wrestling that turns into sex, so I can never get enough of Ultimate Surrender. Plus, they have actresses from all walks of life like Lily Cade, Ana Foxxx, and Andre Shakti getting all oiled up and fighting each other to the point of strap-on domination for the winner. Do I even need to say any more!?

OffWorld

OffWorld currently houses only 4 titles, but I like to think that’s because Magdalene St. Michaels is extremely busy pleasing women around the world non-stop and doesn’t always think to pull her handycam out. That’s right, the same Magdalene St. Michaels that Girlfriends Films has endeared in our hearts for years! There’s something about the way she looks at and caresses a woman that’s enough to send anybody over the edge. Check out my review of her Stranded series. You’re gonna love it…

Triangle Films

I didn’t know much about Triangle Films until I reviewed 2016’s Blue Collar Lesbians, but after watching that one I had to know more about Kathryn Annelle and her approach to top notch authentic lesbian porn. Since 2006, Triangle Films has been producing feature after feature of electrifying plots and incredible sex created by women for women. Loaded with fan favorites such as Jizz Lee, Dana DeArmond, Syd Blakovich, and Sasha Grey, how could you not want to know more about this studio!?

AbbyWinters.com

The one word that immediately comes to mind when thinking of AbbyWinters.com is “authentic.” Everything they do is genuine. Casting mostly European amateurs between 18 and 25 years of age, AbbyWinters manages to take you into the bedroom of every day girls and watch as they explore multiple positions (I always find it interesting that amateurs explore more made-for-porn positions than porn stars), and give and receive multiple orgasms all while keeping the atmosphere light and playful. I love the before and after interviews, and with a catalogue totaling over 300 movies, there’s always something new to find. For lesbians looking for authentic lesbian porn this is a really good studio to explore.

WhippedAss.com

To top off the list we go back to the beautifully warped minds of those running Kink.com to WhippedAss.com. If you’re anything like me, you like to mix things up a bit and there’s no better place to start mixing shit together than WhippedAss. Lesbian Femdom at its finest is an understatement! You get everything from domination and discipline to humiliation smothering, but there a reason “ass” is a part of the studio name. They whip, cane, spank, slap, and do just about everything else you can think of to my favorite part of the female anatomy and it is beyond fun and sexy to watch. Start wherever you want with this studio because we all end up in orgasm heaven by the end!

These are 10 of my go-to studios for high quality authentic lesbian porn made with lesbian viewers in mind, but there are plenty more to me discovered on the site. Pick a starting point, dive in, and get those fingers nice, wet, and messy. Until next time, make sure to follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 for the latest on all things lesbo and some random shit that pops out of my mind from time to time.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Cops Gone Wild CoverFan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI launching an internal affairs investigation into her methods, and the handy cam camera work that makes you feel like you’re watching a real episode of COPS. I know I’m completely biased being the huge Officer Cade fan girl that I am (how could you not be after watching Fuck The Police!?), but seriously, the awesomeness was not spared on this one.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Bella Rossi

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Immediately Officer Cade starts spitting the using rhetoric about how TV glorifies the job when really it isn’t that glamorous, how a majority of it is paperwork (I come from a family of police officers and I can assure you this complaint is real), and how she’s nothing but dedicated to keeping the public safe from crime. I’m already eating this bullshit like a bowl of fruity pebbles on a Saturday morning, but my favorite is when she claims to wear a wedding ring to keep men and distractions away. Now I’m no stranger to Officer Cade so I already know the last thing she’s trying to do is avoid distractions, but I’m more than willing to play along. As she’s laying out the list of offenses she usually encounters, “crime happens,” and Cade and an extremely out of shape camera person (queue the heavy breathing) are chasing Bella Rossi’s fine ass. Now, she was obviously doing something wrong because she ran and then briefly tries to bribe the officer of the law into letting her go, but without a doubt Cade breaks all types of laws in dealing with the criminal. She points out a no trespassing sign and decides that’s what she’s going to book Bella on, but not before telling her to strip so she can be searched for “other crimes.”

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Of course, assuming the position comes after the clothes are fully off and she even made Bella cough. I love every second so far! As you can tell from the picture above Cade has more in store for this minor criminal. She starts fondling and fingering Bella and at this point you hardly hear any complaints about the search. Officer Cade makes Bella stand up against some rusted gate and begins pulling her hair while continuing to finger her pussy. The corruption mixed with Bella’s moaning is almost too much to handle, but then Cade walks out of camera range, obviously with something more in store as she says “don’t move or I’ll have to arrest you for uh…moving violation,” and poor helpless Bella is standing there all naked and vulnerable telling herself “do what you gotta do to stay out of prison.” I can’t lie, there was a moment of sadness but when Cade steps back in the picture, still fully uniformed, but with a blue strap sticking out of her pants, all that sentiment went up in smoke because shit is about to get real!

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Bella apologizes for failing to stay on the trail while Officer Cade pulls her ponytail and pounds away at her pussy doggy style. I love how aggressive Cade is with Bella throughout this interaction. Rights are being violated all across the board so no sense in being sweet and gentle about shit. My favorite part of the scene is when Cade slaps her captive’s pussy and wraps a belt around her neck for extra effect. It’s obvious Bella loves every minute of Cade’s display of power as she practically begs for more, and something about the abuse of authority is a huge turn on…judge me, I’m okay with it. Cade makes Bella get down on all fours in the dirt, which was dirty and hot, and then Bella makes the fatal mistake…she kisses Cade, immediately bringing the unruly officer back to her senses and the entire ordeal to a screeching halt, and in true Officer Cade fashion, she STILL takes the girl down to booking to be jailed for who knows how long. Don’t worry though, Cade was “nice” (her words) and let Bella put her clothes back on.

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Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Daisy Ducati

2Daisy Ducati is sexy as fuck and she brings a ton of energy to every scene I’ve ever watched featuring her, so I couldn’t wait for this one to unfold. Officer Cade is out and about creepily checking bushes on her beat when she decides to do a house call on a paroled druggie. When Daisy opens the door you can tell she’s ready for some bullshit, and that’s exactly what she gets. First, Cade tells her the place is junky (it totally is), second, she literally checks everywhere for drugs and ends up taking an unopened bottle of wine as a gift in the process, and third, she refuses to accept that my boo Daisy isn’t hiding any drugs despite turning everything inside out looking for some, so she sets her eyes on a big ass container of Morton salt. That’s right, Officer Cade is either convinced the salt is actually cocaine or she’ll create any excuse to violate a (newly) law abiding citizen.

3Before we get to all that rough sexiness you see up there, what unfolds is one of the least sexy fantasy cavity searches ever created. Our diligent officer is so thorough I thought I was permanently down for the count as she searched Daisy’s ass, mouth, and underarms…what the fuck can you hide in your underarms? Whatever the answer is, Cade wasn’t happy when she didn’t find it so of course the internal search is next, and this is where things really start to get fun. OC wastes no time getting her fingers all up in Daisy’s twat after cuffing her and again, the aggressiveness was just as nice as the fact that Daisy took that shit like a pro. Even as Cade is threatening her with memories of prison and cracking lesbian prison jokes while going HAM on her pussy, Daisy remains relatively cool, in character, and sexy as hell! The ass slapping was especially intense and the accompanying screams sent me flying over the edge with no brakes. Cade goes on a real power trip when she makes the still cuffed druggie get on her knees and lick her boots, but the non-sexual highlight is when OC spreads out a line of salt, snorts the shit and then is all like “Yeah, that’s Morton’s.” I yelled “no shit Sherlock” at the screen like I was watching a real episode of COPS. The whole experience was great!

4I still have no idea how this shit down here happens all the time, but Daisy ends up cuddled up next to Cade as the law enforcing menace decides to let her keep her freedom, but only on the condition that she clean her place up before the next house visit.

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Scene 3 – Kara Price & Bella Rossi

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Bella is booked from Cade’s antics in scene 1 and waiting on a lawyer when in walks FBI Special Agent Kara Price. Price explains to inmate sexy pants (yup, that’s what I call her now) that the FBI has launched an investigation into Officer Cade and her methods due to more than a few complaints from multiple women, including Bella herself. Agent Price asks Bella to explain, in specific detail, what happened when she was arrested by Officer Cade, and this is where shit gets sooooooo fucked up…but in a good, slightly creepy way!

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As you can see, Price isn’t just satisfied with Bella explaining what happened with her words. Instead, she needs to make sure she completely understands exactly what went down, which means reenacting the entire thing. You can see the skepticism on Bella’s face, but this might be her only hope to get out, so she goes along with it. Price bends her over, trying to match Cade’s aggressiveness, and fingers her before eating her out. Bella gets on her knees and demonstrates how she gave Cade a blowjob, but this time it’s on Price’s clit and her reaction makes the scene incredibly hot. She’s trying to keep track of her questions and take notes at the same time but all of that goes out the window quickly as moves Bella’s hands to let her know she wants to be fingered and completely loses control of her body. Her eyes roll back in her head a few times and I can’t help but send my silent props to Bella! Eating pussy is a talent and apparently Bella’s been blessed with it because Price can’t wait to return the favor and get her hand and mouth back on Bella’s body.

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Special Agent Price takes a minute to put her panties and pants back on, looks for form 72-A (paperwork!), and then goes to town on Bella’s pussy. She gets down on her knees while Bella stands, and there’s no doubt she’s a woman on a mission this time. She asks specifics about Cade’s behavior in order to mimic it and gets Bella’s reaction. Bella admits she came during her and Cade’s encounter and that seems to just propel Price even more. After she’s satisfied, she instructs Bella to get dressed and tells her there’s nothing she can really do for her (I told you this was fucked up!), but she can tell Bella is a good girl. She makes sure to throw in a “be well” before getting the hell out of there and poor, once again violated Bella is just sitting there with the I got played AGAIN face.

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Scene 4 – Kara Price

1This scene is really just a confirmation that Special Agent Kara Price is a dorky work-a-holic who rarely gets laid because she’s more worried about climbing the corporate ladder. With a constant supply of chocolate to stuff in her mouth, she proceeds to tell us all about her fancy educational background and how she’s a medical doctor and all this other bullshit that explains why she was so damn horny with Bella. There’s no doubt in my mind she’s a nerd who’s had most of her sexual experiences while reading books. She decides it’s time to review the tape from Bella and Officer Cade’s encounter, and when she does the freak is immediately let loose! She can’t keep her hands off her body and after watching how Cade used the belt on Bella, she grabs it out of the evidence bag and rubs it against her clit before inserting it into her pussy and later wrapping it around her own neck.

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Solo is solo, so there isn’t really much to describe action-wise with this scene, but the energy Price brings along with her freakiness is amazing! She stays in character and sells the hell out of it while keeping the sex appeal alive. At one point she turns over and puts one leg in the air, putting that nice ass on display, and spanks herself with the belt before fingering herself into another orgasm. After regaining her composure, she makes a phone call and asks for a favor from one of her co-workers. She wants a flashy car, something really over the top, that’ll get her noticed by Cade. Of course her colleague thinks she’s trying to bait and catch Cade, which she is, but definitely not to put her in jail or punish her in any way. The smirk she gives at the end makes me hope there’s a part 2!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade Interview

Lily Cade is at the top of the charts when it comes to making and distributing lesbian porn for lesbians. I’ve talked about her features countless times over the year as they just keep coming, and all of us here at HotMoviesForHer.com thought it was about time we get an interview with the lesbian legend herself! She never disappoints.

Lily Cade in pool

Authentic Lesbian: Congratulations on all the recognition and mainstream attention you’ve been receiving over the past year! You can’t Google “real lesbian porn” without a Lily Cade scene popping up and, as Porn Valley’s Gold Star Lesbian, that has to be a great feeling. The conversation on lesbian sex and what it looks like is changing and expanding in large part because of your movies. Did you consciously take on the task of producing genuine lesbian porn in an effort to present it accurately or was the mindset to make movies you would want to watch and just see what resulted?

Lily Cade: I’m not going to lie, it does feel great to be me. I’ve been able to make some really awesome movies and showcase beautiful, authentic sex in so many variations. When I first encountered porn, I was really put off by “lesbian” content. It didn’t look like the sex that I had with my lovers. I have sex to connect, and that connection was missing. It was bodies touching, but not souls. It was straight girls putting on a show for men. It offended my young heart, watching this mockery of lesbian love.

While I was at USC, I watched 70s era porno features and fell in love with the work of Radley Metzger. I wanted to make movies like that, but for a lesbian audience. I wanted to push the boundaries of erotic content in cinema. I thought I would go about it from the indie film side. I took my first porn scene on a whim, but I discovered a community and a job that I really loved. As a performer, being genuine and showcasing authentic connection has always been my goal. I saw an unfilled niche and sought to fill it. As a director, I want to create erotic content with characters that feel like real women with whom the viewer can identify, not fantasy creatures that exist only to be consumed. Of course, I make what I like, but I do put a lot of thought into what I’m representing.

AL: Now that you’re being looked at as an authority on lesbian sex within the industry do you ever feel pressured or burdened down by the responsibility that can come along with that?

LC: Honestly, no. I feel a lot of pressure, but it’s about deadlines and how I’m going to get funding to make larger movies and the challenges of being an artist. I get bogged down sometimes by worrying and frustrated by dealing with bullshit.

Last night I went to the XRCO awards. I started chatting up a newbie. My wife tried to bet a guy that I would take her into the bathroom, but he wouldn’t take the bet. I took her to the bathroom, fisting her while looking into her eyes, her body suspended between the stall walls. Back at the party, another model stopped her. “The bathroom? It’s incredible, isn’t it?” I watched them lock eyes and share a moment. This is my life. The sex is the easy part.

AL: Speaking of pressure and responsibility, how do you juggle writing, directing, starring in, and editing your own movies? Does one role trump the others?

LC: I just do it, because no one else will. The hardest part is finding the inspiration. Once I have that, they rest falls into place. The most annoying part is scheduling and dealing with the last minute cancellations and other disasters. As far as which is more important, that’s sort of like asking whether my heart or my lungs are more important to the functioning of my body. I do feel like my performance sometimes suffers when I’m directing myself because I worry about other responsibilities, like whether the set is running on time or where the lights are. During the sex, being in the moment feels natural, but I’ve been focusing on improving my non-sex acting skills and immersing myself in my characters. I consider Heartbreaker vs. Obscura my best performance as an actor, in part because I was able to delegate some of the set running and stay “Heartbreaker” instead of myself.

Latex Lily Cade

AL: Gender and sexuality are at the forefront of societal conversations in terms of understanding how people view themselves and want others to view them. As a person who identifies as being somewhere between butch and femme, do you ever find these topics creeping into your work? How much of an influence do they have on your plots and characters?

LC: It’s always been a component of my work, from the very start. I feel this split within myself – butch/femme, virgin/whore, good/bad, boi/girl – sort of both, sort of neither. I like to fuck with people’s expectations. I like to make people question themselves. Men tell me all the time that I make them wish they were a woman. I’m an avatar for my male viewers. I fuck girls the way they wish they could. I fuck girls the way they wish men would.

I joke that I’m “male talent” and my first released scene was a drag role in Elexis Unleashed, in which I played a Victorian era girl pretending to be a boy so she could get a job. As a director, I like to riff on boy/girl plots and characters. One of my first scenes as a director featured Dylan Ryan as a pizza “boy” who turns out to be a girl to the surprise but ultimate delight of India Summer in Hard Working Girls. My features take place in a butch/femme universe, with the boy parts played by girls. I don’t so much talk about gender or issues of identity with my work. I just show these things and let people think about it.

Lily Cade in cowboy boots

AL: Your first scene ever with Capri Cavanni was lost to the world forever so sadly we won’t get to see it, but what made you answer that Craig’s List ad in the first place? What did you buy with the $200 you made?

LC: I’m pretty sure I put it towards rent or food. I’ve always been very practical. I did put a down payment on a motorcycle for my wife with the money I earned from my first “real” shoots for Sweetheart Video.

AL: You mention in a lot of your interviews that your type is more of an energy that you feel with a woman. So far, who have you worked with that brought the most energy?

LC: I’ve had amazing chemistry with so many women, but if you want to see my deepest on screen connection, watch me with Jess Gatsby in Fuck The Police or at makelovenotporn.tv. Jess and I were dating at the time. She’s this gorgeous, hardbody butch, a type I had been dying to represent in porn for a long time. The Fuck The Police scene was really intense and a highlight of my career, the only time I’ve bottomed for a strap-on on camera. When it was over, Jess and I sat together as the crew put equipment away, our focus still only on each other. I held her and told her that I loved her for the first time.  The whole movie is great, but that scene is special.

AL: Cops seem to be an ongoing theme in your work. What is it about that power and abusing it that turns you on so much?

LC: I grew up watching cop shows and started to notice the women in uniform. I had a crush on Olivia Bensen from Law and Order SVU back when I didn’t quite understand what I was feeling. I’m into masculine clothes on women, and police uniforms are a particular favorite. As an artist, I find the police fascinating. Whether the police are “good” or “bad” depends on your position in society. Cops have middle class incomes but life and death power. They can get away with fucked up stuff. It’s a dynamic that lends itself well to porno style exploitation and my black sense of humor.

Lily Cade cop uniform

AL: Officer Cade and Heartbreaker are falling off a cliff and you can only save one, who lives?

LC: Officer Cade is fun at parties. She loves her life. She filters the world through an enormous later of bullshit, but she enjoys it. Heartbreaker doesn’t like herself. She’d be mad at me if I saved her.

AL: You do standup!? I had no idea…how did that start and what’s it like? Is porn a big part of your comedy?

LC: It’s definitely part of it. Porn is a unique world. The office politics and the difference between the show we put on and what’s really happening are funny to me but porn is not the only source of my material.

AL: After 8 years in the adult industry what advice would you give young women, gay and straight, looking for their start?

LC: Porn’s tough. To do it well requires a lot of emotional labor, and neither the money nor the fame are what they used to be. “Mainstream porn,” so to speak, has consolidated as fewer companies compete for a dwindling marketplace.  If you’re a traditionally hot girl, you can go to one of the better porno agencies and get a certain number of shoots. Success beyond that requires dedication, and running a brand, and acquiring fans. Porn will shoot whatever sells. If you can prove that you sell, you work. The business of being a “porn star” is not just going to set but interacting with fans, monetizing content, affiliate marketing, appearances, etc. Most girls also webcam, escort, or otherwise sell their services. What worked for me was standing out rather than fitting the mold, and I’ve seen others have success by focusing on creating niche content that fans can’t get elsewhere. If you decide to go into porn, do your research and go in with your eyes open.

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The Authentic Lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and is healthily addicted to everything involving naked women. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 to watch adorable dog videos and occasionally porn.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Impractical Sex

Robot Sex

The whole point of porn is fantasy. As viewers we get to imagine ourselves in scenarios that most likely won’t play out in real life, like your hot slutty teacher fucking your brains out on her desk after everyone else has gone home for the day, or that innocent looking girl next door who can’t manage to change her own light bulb, thanking you for your help by showing up to your house butt naked demanding you let her suck you off. Most of the time all goes accordingly and the fantasy is great, but, if you’re anything like me, every once in a while you see a position or locale that just doesn’t make sense when you really stop and think about it. I’m sure most of you aren’t stopping and thinking about it as often as I am since I’m around this stuff non-stop, which is why I took it upon myself to put together a small list of impractical sex positions and locations. Don’t worry, I left technosexualism, aka robot sex, off the list. You’re all very welcome.

Beach Sex

Beach Sex

I’m against outdoor sex for the most part. Sure, there’s the thrill of getting caught, but there are also bugs and grass and allergies and a bunch of other shit I don’t want around me while I’m naked, but beach sex is the absolute worst! Yeah, Ron Jeremy and Ginger Lynn look sexy up there with a beautiful ocean behind them, but look at all that sand on Ron’s legs. You know that shit ended up either fully inside or very close to Ginger’s legendary pussy. Not only does that feel awful, it’s also unhealthy as fuck! Those little grains of sand are tiny killers inside your body, plus it’s nowhere near as romantic as you think, trust me! My ex and I tried to live this one out in Virginia Beach and spent more time trying to find a comfortable position and keep our blanket sand free. After about 10 minutes we decided to try the balcony.

Car Sex

Car Sex

The camera man desperately trying to get in the car in the 2nd scene of Filthy Fashion Models perfectly illustrates my beef with trying to fuck in the car. Sure, it was hot and steamy when you couldn’t go to your girl’s house or bring her to yours, but come on, we’re grown-ups now and there just isn’t enough space in the car! I’m sure Ana Foxxx, Jenna Sativa, and Yasmine De Leon are making the best out of it and enjoying themselves in the process, but in real life this is just uncomfortable and a sure way to get her out of the mood and looking at you like you’re crazy. These beautiful women couldn’t get it done in a truck so there is no way my 2009 Kia Spectra stands a chance. If it isn’t a quick BJ or hand job, don’t do it.

Pile Driver

Pile Driver

I have to admit, this one is fun to do. There’s no doubt in my mind that Larkin Love is having the time of her life getting fucked by the strap-on extraordinaire Lily Cade, but I bet she was sore as hell the next day. Yeah, the g-spot is getting some serious attention in the piledriver position, but this shit is painful man! The amount of pressure on the neck and shoulders is extreme, not to mention the added weight of whoever is pounding away up there. Plus, it puts strain on your thighs and hamstring injuries are no joke. I don’t care how far along you are in your yoga classes, you’re going to pay for this one the next morning.

Tribbing/Scissoring Standing Up

TribbingScissoring Standing

Lana and Flora deserve awards just for successfully pulling off that pose. Look at that shit! The picture alone makes me feel like I need a deep tissue massage. That’s the type of position you try if you’re easily influenced by things you just watched on the tube or are extremely drunk and just don’t give a fuck. Just like with the piledriver, trying to scissor standing up is begging for leg cramps at the very least, which, I’m willing to bet, is why the pair didn’t stay in that position for long during the actual scene.

Titty Fucking

Titty Fucking

If I woke up with a penis titty fucking would be the 2nd thing I’d try (dick slapping is the first… judge me, I deserve it). It does look pretty awkward for the chick though. Look at Jada Fire up there with Manuel Ferrara’s dick sliding in and out of her big beautiful round mounds in the Vivid classic that is $2 Two Dollar Bill. She has her tongue out waiting for a little lick, only problem is his dick keeps hitting her in the chin! Awkward right? I mean, I’d imagine a dick to the chin a few times is all it would take to get me out of the mood. Maybe I’m wrong…

Shower/Bathtub Sex

BathShower Sex

Fucking in the shower or bathtub looks amazing! Ana Foxxx and Lotus Lain sure make the most of it, and they almost convinced me to give it another try until I noticed Lotus propping herself up on that porcelain tub and envisioned myself attempting the same, but slipping and cracking my damn head open getting blood and water all over the place. “What about the shower?” Look, the shower is cute when you first start sexing it up, but I don’t live in a mansion with a shower that houses a bench for sitting and requires two glass doors because it’s so big. Hell, I don’t even live in a house with a walk-in shower! My space is very limited in that regard. More importantly though, I love eating pussy and that’s hard to do when you’re drowning from the constant flow of water hitting you in the face. Also, I’m not always down for getting my hair wet and fucking with a shower cap on isn’t the sexiest thing in the world.

Piano Sex

Piano Sex

If you’ve ever sat on top of a piano you know exactly how hard that bitch is and there’s no way you’re laying back on it, blanket and pillows or not. That’s why Allie Haze and Samantha Ryan didn’t get any further than that right there. Allie sits her pretty little ass on the keys while Samantha fingers and fondles away, then they take it to the floor. Pianos are beautiful instruments that can often be seductive (I’m a musician and allowed to be turned on by musical instruments) but they are not for sex, so save yourself the embarrassment of falling off (blankets make them really slippery, be warned) and just fuck in a room with a piano in it. You’ll get the same result, trust me.

Shoes On Sex

Shoes On Sex

First of all, Prince Yahshua and Saya Song lost their everlasting minds with those damn shoes on that bed! Grandmothers everywhere would be on Greyhounds on their way out West to give both of them a smack upside their heads if I was a snitch. Second, keeping your shoes on during sex is just weird. I feel like you’re going to run away at any moment. The law is on my side with this one too. In certain parts of the country it’s illegal for a man to have sex with his shoes on, (prostitution prevention has come a long way) and even if it isn’t enforced it’s still legally valid, so don’t let me catch you. Third, it’s dangerous, especially women in heels and any dude trying to give their partner the Yahshua treatment by wearing a pair of fresh Timberlands. I’m a position explorer so there’s lots of movement going on when I’m making magic, and the last thing I want to do is take a heel to the dome. I agree that women in lingerie and red pumps are sexy as fuck, but my safety comes first and so should yours.

That’s all I have for now, but don’t worry, a part 2 could be in the works as you read. Until then, stay tuned by following me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the rest of the crew @hotmoviesforher.

Between the Headlines Review

Between the Headlines box coverWith the upcoming election season dominating the US news lately, it’s only appropriate that we discuss Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody from Filly Films. Directed by Lily Cade, and starring Lotus Lain, Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Ela Darling, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, and Zoey Monroe, as well as Cade herself, Between the Headlines is a corker of a political satire. If you’re like us, you’re going to love seeing Hillary, Michelle, Megyn Kelly, and Rachel Maddow get the XXX spoof treatment from some of porn’s top female performers. Released in 2014, this lesbian movie came out during a rather quiet political season, but with Hillary Clinton currently angling for the Democratic nomination, it’s all too fitting that we revisit this lusty, comedic gem of a film.

 

 

Scene 1-Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

 

Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

The first scene opens in what I’m assuming is the White House, with our beloved First Lady, played by Lotus Lain, and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, played by the legendary Nina Hartley, sneaking off to discuss their strategy meeting amongst themselves. It doesn’t take long before the two women switch the conversation from business to pleasure, and Michelle reveals that her husband has been so busy and stressed lately running the country that he hasn’t had much time to pay attention to their marriage. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, independent woman of course, but there are some jobs even the First Lady can’t do all by herself. Hillary, who is no stranger to marital issues herself, informs Michelle that Washington DC isn’t just a boys’ club of infidelity – women can have their extramarital needs met too! In a stunning display by one of the lesser-sexualized women in politics, Hillary Clinton grabs Michelle Obama by her stunning arms and begins to kiss her on the lips. When Michelle recoils in shock, Hillary reassures her that she’s good at “covering things up,” and the First Lady’s worries go out the window.

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain as Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain in Between the Headlines

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain are two forces to be reckoned with when it comes to lesbian sex, so to have them in a scene together is a real treat. Not only is Lotus Lain a dead-ringer for Michelle Obama, but she’s a delightfully nasty performer who relishes in getting her partners off. Nina, on the other hand, is a sultry seductress, taking her time – while remaining completely in character – to show “Hillary” the ropes of girl-girl lovemaking. The witty dialogue and political puns continue throughout the scene without ruining the atmosphere of the sex. Nina’s 100% real, body-spasming orgasm that wraps the scene up perfectly and is not to be missed.

-Judy Hologram

Scene 2 – Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling

 

Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between The Headlines

White House staffer Elena Rodriguez leaves work and heads to Bad Girlfriend Ela Darling’s apartment. Ela, all decked out in magenta lingerie, expects a late night booty call, and is instead disappointed to find Elena a bit shaken. After a bit of prying on Ela’s part, Elena spills the beans and reveals that she walked in on Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Sapphic affair. The dynamics of Ela and Elena’s relationship are made perfectly clear, and it’s a great bit of casting. Doe-eyed Venessa Veracruz is lovely as shy, loyal Elena , and the impish, sexually aggressive Ela Darling drives the action. She makes a great speech about the oppression of the American people and how the powers-that-be wouldn’t hesitate to throw Elena under the bus. It seems that she’s convinced Elena to sell her story to the press, but not until they fuck each other. Ela is definitely the star of the scene, taking charge and aggressively fucking Vanessa with clit rubbing, finger fucking, pussy eating, and face sitting.

Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Ela Darling eats Vanessa Veracruz Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

Ela gets plenty of chances get pleasured by Vanessa as well, and it’s a lot of fun to watch her cum. She does this thing where she shuts her eyes tight, clenches her teeth, and grabs her hair that I love seeing. As they cuddle on the couch afterwards, Ela has a glint of mischief in her eyes as she asks Vanessa if she would prefer a cab or an Uber.

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-BridgetXXXXXXX

Scene 3 – Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe

 

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody

I really wanted to write about Scene 3 in Between the Headlines because I’m all about kitchen sex. This cute and bright kitchen also makes an appearance Kink School: A Guide to Anal Play, which I discussed here. I also really loved Zoey Monroe (she’s since left the porn industry) and Aaliyah Love together, as both women are ultra sexy dynamos who seem to actually have a good time on camera.

Before I even get to the sex in Scene 3, I have to share my favorite moment in the entire movie, which takes place before the Megyn K (Aaliyah Love) and Intern Zoey encounter. The scene opens with Hillary explaining her predicament to her fixer, Aiden Starr:

However, we soon find out the Megyn K already has the dirt and broadcasts it on her Foxxx News show The Megyn File. Bad girlfriend Ela leaked the story and now Elena is pissed.

The Megyn File is additionally funny as Aaliyah Love does a great job as uptight Megyn, and the news ticker at the bottom of the screen packs a bunch of goofy faux news jokes in on top of her icy comedic role. However, once the icy Megyn struts off the set, she needs her personal intern Zoey for refreshment. Megyn coaxes Zoey into a kitchen tryst, and the eager-to-please gal is happy to comply in order to keep her internship.

“Do I get a paid job out of this?” Zoey asks, and shrewd Megyn dodges the question. Megyn also stresses the value of sororities in a successful woman’s life, and Zoey replies that she’s Kappa Alpha Theta. Actually, Kappa Alpha Theta, according to their own website, “was founded in 1870 as the first Greek-letter fraternity for women. We value our history and our long tradition of leading the way for women’s groups and women in higher education.” In other words, KAT invented lesbian networking. Welcome to the perils of climbing the corporate ladder, Zoey!

Once Megyn gets her intern on her knees and between her legs, the sorority sisters do some networking. Megyn’s chirps of pleasure are a huge turn-on, as are Zoey’s dreamy eyes are she eats Megyn’s cunt. Also, Aaliyah Love’s ass and legs are gym time tight, and I’m jealous. There is not a jiggle in her toned butt!

Zoey Monroe and Aaliyah Love in Between the Headlines Lesbian Porn ParodyAaliyah Love fingers Zoey Monroe in Between the HeadlinesThese uptight, good girls are on the path the success, and Zoey butters her boss up as she gets on the counter to have Megyn’s experienced mouth and fingers work her pussy over. “I love Kappa Alpha Theta,” sighs Zoey as her boss begins to tease her twat. It’s not easy to be funny and keep your audience aroused, but we’ve already established that Between the Headlines manages to do that. The sex seems to flow naturally between these two, with Megyn asserting her power over Zoey throughout.

I don’t know if Zoey got a paying job out of anything, but she did get an ass teasing that made her knees buckle!

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe lesbian sex
Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody Between the Headlines

I also really enjoy the wide angle shots that show the room. Seeing an “ordinary” room turned into a fuck location flicks my imagination switch on more than a pretty, stark, modern loft does. Show me a (tidy) space that looks like my reality, and I’m in.

-Dee Viant

Scene 4-Vanessa Veracruz, Lily Cade, and Aiden Starr

 

Aiden Starr and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines lesbian porn parody

Elena Rodriguez is in a difficult spot. She realizes she can’t trust her girlfriend after watching the Megyn File show, so she leaves her girlfriend’s apartment to think things over. Of course Hillary knows that it was Elena’s big mouth that leaked the story, but how will she prove that it wasn’t her who sold the information to the Megyn show? Just as she is thinking things over, a shadow appears from out of the darkness, and a stranger approaches her. The stranger (Aiden Starr) tells Elena that she is in deep shit because of her big mouth. Does Elena like spreading rumors and trying to ruin the best chance for a female president of the United States? The stranger thinks she might be able to bully Elena into submission but, Elena is a bit too cocky to take a stranger trying to strong arm her into silence, so she leaves Hillary’s henchwoman in the dark to think of plan B.

Vaness Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade in Between the HEadlines

Knowing that she has to do something, Elena goes to the Rachel M. show to tell her about the affair between the First Lady and the Secretary of State. She also knows that if talks to the press she may have a chance of staying safe. As Rachel and Elena prepare for broadcast, someone enters the room, and that someone looks dangerously familiar. Never stating her full name, Hillary’s henchwoman tells both Elena and Rachel that this story cannot go to air. A compromise must be made, and tits must be a part of the deal.

Vanessa Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade Lily Cade, Aiden Starr, Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Lily Cade, Vanessa Veracruz, and Aiden Starr in Between the Headlines

The henchwoman bares her breasts for Rachel and tells her that if she postpones this show she can give Rachel a much better deal for two Republican scandals, and throw a State Rep under the bus. If the site of those fantastic boobs wasn’t enough to convince Rachel, Elena decides that she would rather work in the White House than be unemployed and scared for her life. Elena undresses and lets Rachel know that she too is part of the deal, and if Rachel acquiesces she can have both pairs of tits caressing her face within seconds. It’s a hard decision, but Rachel may have to decide which is the better deal.

-Andi G.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: LilyCade.com Studio Profile

Lilycade.com owner Lily Cade

If you’re a porn connoisseur, or think you are, then you know who Lily Cade is. We want to celebrate the arrival of LilyCade.com on HotMoviesforHer! If you’ve browsed through our Recently Added or Featured Movies on our VOD site, you’ve definitely stumbled across the sexy red head with the short hair cut to rival Nia Long in her Fresh Prince days. And if you’re familiar with my reviews here on HotMoviesforHer you probably feel like you get a weekly dose of Mrs. Cade, from my very first review of Lily Cade & Tina Horn from Goody Dyke Porn to the classic that is Fuck The Police. That’s because Lily Cade has been making waves in the industry as a genuine lesbian porn star and there aren’t many of those in the industry, let alone those in the mainstream limelight.

LilyCade.com logo

 

 

 

 

Dedication to producing quality lesbian porn that accurately represents lesbian sex and all its moving parts has led Lily to performing and producing for her own studio, LilyCade.com, and we here at HotMoviesforHer couldn’t be happier about it! Not only is LilyCade.com packed full of the enthusiasm and excitement that Cade is known to bring to each scene, it also serves as a creative outlet for Lily and provides the viewer with more insight into her kinky desires and hilarious plot writing. Instead of long, feature films, most of LilyCade.com’s content are short website clips that allow Lily, and you, as the viewer, to get straight down to business (something I greatly appreciate) with a few talking lines here and there to add to the experience.

Lily Cade

When you decide to watch a Lily Cade movie, you know what you’re getting: a genuine lesbian sexperience that’s going to bring non-stop energy, show you intense girl-girl chemistry, and probably a few positions you’ve never seen. Plus, Lily loves to please and watching her make women cum time and time again, bodies shaking and voices cracking, is always a good time. Check out some of the titles below as a starting point and get lost in the magic that is Lily Cade!

Yoga Sex Cover from LilyCade.com Strap On Cheaters by LilyCade.com with Lily Cade and Allison Moore Lesbian Fuck Club 2 from LilyCade.com Butch Femme Girlfriends cover from LilyCade.com

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Boi On Boi

Boi On Boi CoverLily Cade, one of my all time favorites, recently began submitting movies to HotMoviesForHer and HotMovies under her new studio LilyCade.com, and immediately after the first batch of titles hit my desk for encoding, I ran to my editor-in-chief. I didn’t care which movie she assigned but she had to let me review at least one. It’s my God-given lesbian birth right to be granted access to all things Lily Cade and I was prepared to fight for it. Luckily I didn’t have to. Not only is my editor awesome and wasn’t about to put up a fight, but Lily herself hit me up and asked if I felt like reviewing one of them (fuck yeah, I do!). So now, I’m a celebrity (this feeling lasted for a complete 24 hours and I’m not ashamed of it) and I get to review Boi On Boi! I’m pretty much running the world right now…

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Ingrid Mouth

I knew Lily wouldn’t let me down, she never does, and this first scene is testament to that. Lily and Ingrid Mouth walk into the bedroom looking cool as fuck in their leather, biker-themed outfits and waste no time getting things started. There’s pussy slapping, ripped stockings, groping, nipple clamps, heavy kissing and moaning, and we’re not even 2 whole minutes in yet…this is a dream come true! Ingrid is as sexy as all outdoors and her readiness to be fucked is a major turn on. Sensing this, Lily takes Ingrid’s panties off, stuffs them in her mouth, and finger fucks the shit out of her. Four minutes and 18 seconds in and Lily has Ingrid cumming all over herself already (you see why she’s one of my heroes!?).

Boi on Boi with Lily Cade and Ingrid Mouth

After the intense fingerbang session, Lily unzips her jeans revealing a massive strap-on (her strap game is 2nd to none, BTW) and gets in an ass slap that leaves a nice, red hand print behind, before going in on Ingrid’s pussy doggy style. You’re always in for an entertaining treat when Cade straps up, but this shit had Ingrid screaming and oozing pleasure all over the place. This is one of those moments within the scene that turns you on AND sends you home with a few ideas (thanks for playing along, babe). The hottest part for me is watching both ladies’ facial expressions. Ingrid is in some heavenly world the rest of us aren’t privilege to while Lily might as well be yelling “Yeah, bitch, I know I’m killing this pussy!” from a mountain top. It doesn’t last very long, but then again it didn’t take very long for that to push me over the edge.

Lily Cade fucks Ingrid Mouth

These two are living proof that great sex provides its own stamina. They flip from spooning to cowgirl to missionary to doggy style to doggy style standing to spooning and back to missionary all while keeping the intensity meter on high and a great pace. Ingrid gets a gold star for keeping those nipple clamps on for as long as she did and even got rewarded with head that left a huge smile on her face. At this point Ingrid’s clit is extremely sensitive and Lily wouldn’t be Lily if she didn’t push her to the limits. She fondles sexy Ingrid’s clit from behind while stroking her pussy with the strap until Ingrid can’t take anymore and bends down to give a blowjob. Just when you thought it might be over, she hops on Lily’s cock reverse cowgirl with her perfect handful of tits right in Lily’s face. Once again, Cade’s stroke game is on point! She fucks Ingrid so hard and good that her titties start bouncing to their own beat, then she asks Ingrid to “Do that thing you can do” and the two fuck acrobatic style with Lily standing on the bed in boots (I wish I had that kind of balance, my equilibrium quit on me years ago). I love that Lily took on the role of pleaser in this one because I can relate to that, and the mix of light pain with pleasure was right up my alley. I can’t believe this is only scene 1.

Boi on Boi Ingrid Mouth with tit clamps and Lily Cade

Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Kameltoe

Holy shit, it’s mutha fuckin’ Kameltoe! Her sexless yet hilarious performance as Spex in Lily Cade’s lesbian superhero hit Heartbreaker vs. Obscura (amazing review here!) and her vocals on the theme song “Run Cold” inspired hours upon hours of Googling and YouTubing until I hit my Kelly Bundy limit and couldn’t retain another piece of information. (Seriously, look her up! Her music is awesome.) After I saw her I knew this would be my favorite scene because I’d been looking for a sex scene featuring her for months and the first one I got was with Lily too! Then to top it off the plot, OMG THE PLOT! This one is going to require some background…

Kameltoe and Lily Cade

Okay, so you see that picture up there? Lily is gazing dreamily into Kameltoe’s eyes while she plays a song on the guitar (“Go To Work” is bound to be stuck in your head and you’ll be grateful) and Lily is so turned on she jumps Kameltoe’s bones before she can even finish singing. That’s me with an alto saxophone circa 2005 getting all Bill Clinton on bitches to get laid! That shit works man, I’m telling you. That look in Lily’s eyes is so real, I get hot and bothered just thinking about the beautiful girls and all the memories we made. If you never take anything away from my writings please remember this: play an instrument! Chicks dig that shit all day.

Now that that’s out of the way, it’s safe to say the sex between these two gorgeous women lived up to my excitement and expectations. Again, no time is wasted and it’s something that really should be appreciated. You get a brief plot, a song, and then women kissing and getting naked. That’s called Christmas. Lily takes more of a second-in-command role as Kameltoe appears to be the more aggressive one for the moment, and that was cool to see since Cade is usually the Captain Crunch of the ship. The pair makeout (I feel like I’m in high school again) and grind up against each other before Kameltoe starts taking Lily’s clothes off and kissing and groping her everywhere. Lily’s moans were a huge turn on, especially when Kameltoe finally reached the burning bush, propelling Lily to channel her inner gymnast and throw some acrobatics our way. Kameltoe holds her lower half up by her butt and when Cade cums it’s enough to inspire a rewind.

Kameltoe and Lily Cade yoga pussy eating

Next up is A+ tribbing. Kameltoe seems in a hurry to get her clothes off now that she gave Lily her first orgasm and even more eager to give her another one. They assume the acrobatic position once more and Kameltoe succeeds in her goal, but I was extra turned on by the heavy breathing break they took in between positions. I think I found it extremely hot because it happens in real life. You both push each other to the limits and are exhausted after maybe 5 intense minutes so you just lay skin to skin catching your breath until someone makes a move. I’m guilty of falling asleep at during this breath catching moments, but Lily begins repaying the favor by going down on Kameltoe and then fingering her. By the looks and sounds of things, Lily really hit the spot and Kameltoe isn’t in a rush for her to stop. Of course, Lily isn’t the one and done type anyway, so stopping was never a real threat. She lubes Kameltoe up and goes to fingerbang town before coming up for air and gently kissing. The cut sign Lily gives the cameraman at the end as a signal to stop rolling was pretty badass too if I do say so myself.

Lily Cade and Kameltoe

Scene 3 – Lily Cade & Alani Pi

Alani Pi is super cute. I can’t put my finger on it, but something about her screams innocent girl-next-door and for me that does it! Plus she has a nice set of boobs and knows how to lick a pair also. As I’ve become accustomed to, there’s no waiting time. Lily and Alani begin taking their clothes off almost immediately. Getting one of Alani’s shoes off proved to be quite a task for Lily, but it provided the scene with natural laughter and made it even more relatable if you can imagine that. It also showed, yet again, that Lily Cade has amazing chemistry with everybody! I’ve never seen an awkward on-screen moment with her and she’s been with everyone from Anikka Albrite to Freya French (I wonder if casting is picky??). Anyway, Lily goes down on Alani first, licking and fingering her pretty little pussy until her petite body couldn’t take anymore without shaking and her eyes roll back into her head. Lily puts in work as always, and Alani’s cum faces are hilarious and sexy.

Boi on Boi Lily Cade and Alani Pi

I was really excited to watch Alani please Lily, I guess because of that innocent look she has in my opinion. It’s always fun to watch the innocent ones or those who claim they aren’t “that” experienced embrace their wild side and go HAM on a pussy. Alani fingers Lily while giving her head, and Lily’s moans told all I needed to know. Lily grabs her head, pulls her up from down under, and instructs her to fondle her clit. This drives Lily crazy, but soon after she’s back on top, fingering Alani’s asshole and licking her pussy from behind. Just knowing Alani, with her innocent appeal, is enjoying the butt play was enough to send me over the edge more than a few times. There’s one point where Alani’s like “Wow” and Lily laughs and says “I know, yup.” Priceless! I love when I’m doing something to a girl that’s been done to me so I know exactly how good it feels and the reaction it makes the body have. Eventually Alani lets out a little squeak and then goes full seizure mode as she cums…was that an anal orgasm?? I hope so! They shower each other with kisses before calling it a scene and the smile on Alani’s face lets me know she thoroughly enjoyed herself. I wish the scene was a little longer so I could get more of that chemistry and Alani’s orgasm faces, but that’s what rewind is for.

Alani Pi gives handjob to Lily Cade

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Kinky Fantasy Club Review

The latest addition to Severe Sexs line of kink-inspired humor is Kinky Fantasy Club. Imagine if the comedies you’re used to watching took on BDSM as a plot device, then you would have Kinky Fantasy Club. Like many popular “bro comedies,” our four main male characters all have different relationships with their partners and each one of them has a significant problem. What if there were a place to go to where you got what you needed from your romantic partner without repercussions? These guys find out what happens when they get what they wish for.

The Characters:

Dominik Kross & Ela Darling: Ela and Dominik are a married couple that seem to get along on the surface. The movie opens with Ela giving Dominik a jaw-tiring blowjob. Dominik is into it, but whenever he closes his eyes all he can see are two enormous breasts jiggling. When Dominik lets slip that he wants to see her “bouncing while she rides him,” Ela realizes he’s fantasizing about big tits again and she’s had enough. Ela likes her boobs the way they are (rightfully so), and she’s not changing her body for anyone.

Tommy Pistol & Casey Calvert: Tommy is waiting for his wife to come home so they can go out to a nice dinner together. He decides to kick back and put his feet up on the ottoman like any normal person would do. When his wife Casey comes through the door after another one of her exhausting shopping trips, Tommy is immediately scolded for putting his feet on her new furniture and then has to listen to his wife describe all the expensive shit she bought while they’re $50,000 in credit card debt! To add insult to injury, Casey says she is too exhausted from shopping to go to dinner with him. She also says that he could get a better job to pay for all of her new items if he weren’t such a loser.

Tony Orlando & Charlotte Cross: Tony loves nothing more than a good G/G/B threesome, and he’s in the middle of watching a steamy one from Forbidden Fruits Films on HotMovies.com! When his girlfriend Charlotte walks in and sees Tony jerking off to porn instead of helping her around the house, she’s hurt that he didn’t ask her to join him. When Charlotte realizes Tony’s watching a threesome video, he reveals that one of his deepest fantasies is to share a threesome with her. Disgusted and hurt, Charlotte promises that will never happen.

Brad Knight: Brad is a single guy living by himself. He’s good friends with Dominik, Tommy, and Tony, but doesn’t have a lot in common with them. He gets a call that his buddies are in the doghouse, and they all decide to have a night on the town.

Boy’s Night Out

Kira Noir: When the guys arrive at the strip club, they’re greeted by Kira, one of the club’s gorgeous, fit dancers. This girl’s got moves for days.

Lily Cade: Lily is an employee at the strip club and not someone to mess with, as Tony will see in his fantasy.

Kiki D’Aire: Just because Kiki is a bartender at a strip club doesn’t mean she’s available for a private dance. When Dominik tries to touch her tits, she puts him in his place. Later, Kiki and Kira pour the rowdy men a shot of their special tequila, which transports the guys into fantasy land.

So long, suckers!

Dominik’s Fantasy

Alura Jensen: Dominik’s fantasy lands him in a room with his dream girl, ostensibly. Alura is a beautiful blonde with a huge rack just like Dominik likes them. However, Alura has plans of her own. If Dominik wants to suck on those luscious titties, he’s going to have to perform a series of tricks for her. Dominik soon finds out that his love of big-breasted women has gotten him into severe trouble.

Tony’s Fantasy

Tony awakens to see his girlfriend Charlotte in the embraces of another woman. She looks quite similar to the employee at the bar he got in an altercation with earlier that night. When Charlotte tells him that she’s ready to have a threesome with him, Tony is super excited, but when he looks down he sees that his dick is in chastity! Instead of the hot threesome he’d always dreamed of, he is bound to a chair, gagged, and made to watch Lily Cade cuckold him.

Tommy’s Fantasy

In his waking life, Tommy is constantly humiliated by his wife, but in this reality he’s finally the one in charge. Revenge is sweet, and Tommy’s retribution comes in the form of some very sexy BDSM play.

Brad’s Fantasy

Brad, being the only nice guy of the group, finds himself struggling to figure out if his incredible encounter with Kira Noir is a fantasy or reality. Do not miss Kira going down on Brad while suspended from her stripper pole.

Conclusion

Definitely watch what happens after these fantasies come to completion. You get to know the characters pretty well via their fantasies, and everyone seems to get what they deserve.

Bonus Scenes

Check out behind-the-scenes interviews with director Dee Severe, Casey Calvert, Kira Noir, and Charlotte Cross, as well as an extended blowjob scene with Ela Darling and Dominik Kross, as well as Kira’s full strip-tease.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Porn For Valentine’s Day!

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Valentine’s Day is naturally a pain in the ass. The amount of pressure it applies can be mind numbing, and mixing that in with someone you’ve only been getting to know for a month or two can make it even tougher.  You can’t buy her jewelry because that’s moving too fast, but an oversized stuff animal that’s going to sit in a corner of her room taking up space for a few years isn’t the answer either, at least not after you’ve graduated high school (my HS gifts were epic and often inspired tears of joy, just sayin’). This year I tried something new. There’s a new lady in my life and the connection is unbelievable, so I decided to invite her into my crazy world of porn. What’s the worst that could happen, right? Our goal was to watch a flick and review it together, so my Queen Sheba and I sat on the couch, pulled out the laptop and looked for porn to watch. We browsed through a few new releases and searched through some categories before landing on King Midas’ Big Black Titties. We got through about 60 seconds before the porn gods intervened and knocked the WiFi out, but we took it as a sign and decided to check out something from Crash Pad instead. We decided on Episode 64 with Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune and Surgeon, a classic in my book (check out the review here) and after I explained my obsession with Pink And White Productions and Shine Louise Houston, we were off. I recorded our conversation so I could write out the review later, but when I listened to it I realized I stumbled upon a Valentine’s Day goldmine!

Big Black Titties CoverWhen you meet a new person you go through the regular list of questions like what’s your birthday, favorite color, movie, food and all that stuff you’ll probably forget in 5 months, but nobody ever takes the time to ask, “Hey girl, what’s your favorite position? Are sex toys a go? How do you feel about being on top in 69?” and those are just as important. While watching porn together my new lady and I inadvertently answered a lot of those questions for each other and it wasn’t as awkward as we thought it would be. While watching the opening of Big Black Titties (the love shared for boobs is real!), we both revealed that we like fucking outside because of the thrill of being caught, and a few minutes into Crash Pad 64, I learned that she likes spur of the moment toe sucking (something to definitely keep in my back pocket), voyeurism, and being told what to do, but without porn all of that might have taken months to come out. We also cracked the fuck up at Sadie’s facial expressions while controlling the scene.

skin diamond and jiz lee in erotic blends 2Of course, the conversation is flowing at this point with both of us sharing sexual likes and dislikes, so when the flick was over, we weren’t ready to stop. Being the huge Skin Diamond fan that I am, I wanted to show my Queen Sheba the scene with her and Jiz Lee, so I found Triangle FilmsErotic Blends 2 and the rest was history. Turns out she’s just as crazy about Skin as I am (I lucked up with this girl man!) so this scene inspired all sorts of revelations about acting, finger fucking, 69’ing, and strap-ons. We even jumped head first into the genderqueer conversation, and when she started pointing out little props she noticed in the background I knew I had to keep her around. One of my favorite things to do when watching porn is check out the set and surroundings. You’d be surprised what directors and writers throw in for humor or shock value (I love finding upside crosses hanging over doors) and it was cool watching and talking with someone else who does the same.

fuck the police from filly films coverSpeaking of humor, I HAD to introduce her to Lily Cade. Fuck The Police and Heartbreaker vs. Obscura were first on my list, but since she showed actual interest in it we checked out some of her older stuff from Homemade Media, Family Chronicles, and Sweetheart Video. Doms (or studs or butches…your choice) getting dicked down with straps was a nice discussion and opened up conversations about vulnerability and sexual identity vs. sexual preference. I must say, I was a little shocked at how open she was when we really got going. Talking about sex isn’t easy with anyone let alone someone you just met a few months prior, and watching it can certainly have its uncomfortable moments, but it felt natural and easy with her, which didn’t come as a complete surprise, but still nice to know for certain that she can handle my world of non-stop sex.

There’s nothing like building an amazing chemistry with someone only to find out that you are completely out of sync in the bedroom! So for Valentine’s Day 2016 I’m suggesting sitting that special lady down and watching a porno flick or two. It’s a great way to start the sex conversation, it’s entertaining to say the least, and hopefully you’ll learn what she likes ahead of time (fumbling around down there during go time is a no no, trust me) and open up about what rocks your boat. If your lady is as awesome as mine you may even have a bomb ass, intellectually stimulating conversation you didn’t see coming. And of course, there’s always the possibility you get laid, which is ultimately what we’re here for! Now, if that doesn’t make your Valentine’s Day slightly easier, she ain’t the one.

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Top Picks for the 2016 AVN Awards from The Authentic Lesbian

It’s always fun to predict the outcome of award shows. Sometimes it’s obvious who the favorites are (I’m looking at you Grammys), but the surprises are the most fun, and with the AVN Awards in full swing I decided to pick 5 of my favorite categories and let you guys know who I think should win.

Lily Cade, gold star lesbian

All Girl Performer of The Year:

This HAS to go to Lily Cade! Have you seen her this year? She’s all over the place banging hot chicks. Her scenes with Skin Diamond and Anikka Albrite are instant classics and she’s a REAL lesbian! Plus her acting is always on point and her strap game is ridiculous. Some dudes don’t even have that stroke. To top it off, she seems to have amazing chemistry with everyone she works with. She’s one of the best when it comes to eye contact and you can tell she’s respected on set and in the industry by the energy stars bring to her script. She’s also cool as fuck, so yeah, Lily Cade better win this AVN Award!

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Best Comedy:

Fuck The Police. If you’ve emailed, called, tweeted or had any conversation with me at all last year, you know how much I love Fuck The Police. It’s hilarious, sexy, written by Lily Cade, and even features a montage of her doing fake blow off strippers’ asses with titties bouncing on both sides of her head. Do you even need to know more??

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Best Parody:

Peter Pan XXX should definitely get the AVN Award for Best Parody. I thought Peter Pan should have been played by a woman, but I must say Ryan Ryder is very convincing. Riley Steele as Tinker Bell is genius, and the sets and costumes are amazingly spot on. The acting was above average and, of course, the sex was hot and steamy. We’ve come to expect nothing less from Axel Braun and the creative minds over at Wicked Pictures. Please please please parody Zoolander next!

 

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Best Continuing Series:

Beautiful New Faces. The faces are actually beautiful AND new! Who saw that coming!? I love not being lied to and I love getting to see fresh new talent before everyone else. B. Skow over at Girlfriends Films delivers each and every time. He manages to pull the best out of his casts and it comes across nicely on screen. The series is fairly new, but I expect a lot more, and from the sign of things it’ll just get better with time. Oh, did I mention they’re actually new faces!!?

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Best Transsexual Movie:

Oral Sensation. Michelle Austin at Kennston Productions has had an amazing year, both as a performer and director, and Oral Sensation is one of my favorites from them. It’s realistic, the sex is hot, and Tasha Jones is excellent in every scene. The confidence that oozes from everyone in this flick is inspiring and a huge turn on! I can’t wait to see what they do this year!

Whelp folks, that’s my take on my 5 favorite categories from the 2016 AVN Awards nominee list. Check them out and let us know who you think should win. And don’t forget to follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 for all things lesbo, and the rest of the gang @hotmoviesforher!