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Go Watch: Tanya Tate’s Brit School Brats

I’m going to come out and just admit this right away. I have a huge thing for school uniform sex. Like, huge. So maybe this review is a little biased, because I also have a thing for Samantha Bentley and British accents. But, as a straight girl, I took it upon myself to review something that would even out the bias – lesbian porn without strap-ons or dildos or vibrators. Although I recently posted the “Lesbians Reacting to Lesbian Porn” where they make it clear that most girl-on-girl porn is made for dudes, this is the classiest hardcore all-female sex sessions I’ve seen.

The plot is smooth, and opens with the explanation that Tanya Tate‘s niece, Samantha, is going to begin attending London Filly Finishing School to “learn how to act like a lady”. Yet three minutes into the movie, student Alyssa is being bent over the desk and forced to count her spankings for “being bad”. So much for acting like a lady (oh my God I’m going to love these girls). The spankings come right after headmistress Paige Turnah slowly lifts up Alyssa’s skirt and sensually kisses and tongues her round and perky ass. Let’s stop right there. This scene is breathtaking. Like, I-don’t-even-need-to-make-it-ten-minutes-in kinda breathtaking. And though how she handles Alyssa’s bum seems sweet and smooth, remember that this girl is getting punished, so there are a ton of demands, slaps, finger-banging and face-shoving.

 

The second scene stars Tanya creeping slyly into Carla Mai‘s room, assuming it was instead her niece’s. Carla is giving herself some serious solo love, which prompts Tanya to walk over and voice, “I don’t mind you carrying on…I’m just gonna watch”. Never trust that when you hear it, and luckily she didn’t remain un-involved for more than a few seconds. With Tanya’s massive rack sharing space with Carla’s reserved set, it’s just a beautiful, lovely picture of masturbation material. Like, please let me just touch. So soft. And the sucking of her nipples. Who doesn’t want to lick and suck Tanya Tate’s breasts?! Carla goes at it gently, but as if she’s doing it for all of us, and it kept my eyebrows raised in temptation.

 

 

When the threesome pops up, we get Faye Taylor succumbing to naughty Samantha’s pounce for some action. “I hate it here. I want to do something bad and get expelled,” Samantha pouts. Well, okay girl, get it wit your bad self! The resisting of Faye is a little cute, and isn’t so much resisting that you start to feel a little awkward. The awkward comes in when Tanya enters the room and Faye remarks that niece and auntie are about to lick all up over each other and isn’t that a little strange? Yes Faye, it is, but just ignore it, because it’s worth the play. The strangest part was when Samantha was pussy-grabbing her aunt with her mouth and Tanya looks down and mutters, “you’re so beautiful…you look just like your mum…” uhhhhhhhh…k. But I was quickly brought back into it when both Faye and Tanya sit Samantha back and go at her together. One girl getting licked and pleasured every which way by two others – that’s absolutely a great initiation to the school. Tanya also cums hard in this scene, much like when she was with Carla. I love that climax, and I know when it’s coming because her legs start to shake and her moaning and breathing just….oh good Lord it sends me right over the edge.

 

 

In the other punishment scene, Jess West is ordered to do some pleasuring when Katie K catches her doodling some hard-ons and sippin’ on some sort of alcoholic drinky-drink. Even the lingerie that Jess unleashes is ridiculously sexy, and just added to the hotness level. If you have an issue with A.D.D. or just love different positions, set this scene up first. I lost count of how many different ways they got to flip around together and how the variety of licking and fingering and moaning just turned me on more.

 

 

The movie in its entirety was one of the more believable in terms of porn plots, and that’s something I really value in movies. If I can picture myself in the scene and sigh and squeal along with the girls while imagining I’m included, I’m yours forever. This definitely keeps my interest piqued in more films that Tanya will direct in the future (she both directed and starred in it, and has done that before), and this particular release will get multiple plays (and releases) from me. Cheers, mates.

GO WATCH IT HERE! 

 

Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn

 

Davey Wavey is a gay man who is in love with fitness, YouTube, and probably you. He creates pretty perfect videos that reflect on such issues as tips to help you come out of the closet and how gay guys feel about vaginas, and they tend to make you laugh. The above video was the obvious answer to Straight Guys React to Gay Porn, and in only two minutes and twenty-two seconds, these gorgeous lesbians make it quite clear that most lesbian porn is for boys. Or men. Whatever.

Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Sinn Sage is the first person I have ever seen who fucks like I would like to think I fuck.

I have watched many a porno in my day and constantly find myself whinging that I can’t seem to find a pornstar or porn in general that represents the essence of what I love about fucking and how I like to fuck.

Until I discovered Sinn Sage.

Produced by Sweetheart Videos and directed by Nica Noelle, Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a great film and not just because it stars Sinn Sage (and her glorious ass) in every scene.

The film is broken up into 4 scenes, with footage of Sinn reflecting on each fuck spliced in between.

I really like Nica’s style of directing. In this film particularly, she manages to focus on the vibe and the general action of the fucking, more than the actual dull in-out-in-out. Thank you for not showing me extreme closeups of dildos being seesawed into orifices every 15 seconds! Thank you for showing me the reactions of the women’s faces while they’re fucking and being fucked. Thanks for showing me the little things that are actually big turn ons – the women grasping for something to grab onto while they’re being ridden like Seabiscuit, hands being held, lips being bitten in pleasure, ‘fuck me’ eye contact, deep kissing and so on. Thank you for purposefully emphasising the things that gonzo porn doesn’t give a shit about. Thanks for making a porno, Nica, that is clearly about the female gaze but doesn’t rely on Day of Our Lives music and too much fauxmance (fake romance). And also Nica, thanks for involving Sinn in the creative process and letting her fuck people she’s actually got sexual connections with.

Right. Let’s summarise the scenes.

In Scene 1, Lily LaBeau is staying with Sinn because she’s having issues with her boyfriend. Sinn is pissed about the Lily’s mess and her lack of motivation to pick up after her self. Lily says she’ll ‘clean it up tomorrow’ and goes to have a shower. Sinn grabs her strap on and follows her in for a little erotic discipline. Lily’s got the skinny, cute blonde porn-girl-next-door thing down pat, which isn’t my type (at all) but knowing that her and Sinn have a little off camera thing going on, had my eyes glued to the screen. Watching Lilly’s mascara run in the shower as Sinn chokes her and fucks her with a strap on registered a 10 on the hot-ometre The scene ends with Sinn exiting the shower and saying to a shaking, fuck-drunk, orgasmed-out Lilly, “Don’t use all the hot water”. Well played, Sinn. Well played.

Before Scene 2 starts, Sinn talks about how surprised she was at the sexual chemistry that her and Shyla Jennings had. “I’m always the one on top and the one that initiates tribbing and don’t get me wrong, I love that role. But she just kind of climbed on top of me!”. In this scene, Sinn’s just broken up with her long term girlfriend and her friend Shyla admits that she’s been ‘extremely curious’ and that her boyfriend doesn’t do it for her anymore. The premise of the scene is as cliched as it gets but as a queer woman, the scene is pretty true to real life! Shyla is very porny, if you know what I mean – from the way she looks to the way she angles her legs for fucking. Sure, there’s definitely chemistry between her and Sinn but I think the pair were a bit mismatched.

Scene 3 stars Annie Cruz alongside Sinn. Sinn talks about how she started stripping when she was 19 and that she loved the sexual chemistry she could conjure up with strangers without there being any physical touching. “If I can get them to engage, it’s exciting. It amps me up”. She talked about how once her stripper friend and her were bored so gave each other dances, which ended up in sex. It’s nice to hear her talk about how stripping made her realise how powerful being a woman is and taught her how to embrace that power. This scene pretty much follows Sinn’s memory of lapdancing a friend before it ending in sex but this time, it’s with the new girl at the club. The fact that Annie reminds Sinn of a girl she used to dance with is a nice touch.

Scene 4 was probably the weakest scene in the movie. Raylene and Sinn make a smoking duo and hearing them both talk about how bangable they find each other was hot but the scene was just too fauxmance for me. The sex is hot and passionate but I kept getting cuntblocked by the candles and soft lighting.

All in all Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a HOT ride. I am dying to see Sinn Sage fuck girls who are a bit more gay though. Sure, it’s nice seeing her fuck these pretty, small porno nymphette’s but letting her go to town a queer femme or a hard butch or a trans man or be allowed to fist someone or letting Courtney Trouble film her … oh my lord.

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