While I know that it’s a total shock that people can look markedly different when they put makeup on, let me go a step further and blow your mind by telling you that the same principle applies to porn stars. I know, I can’t believe it either. Check out this awesome video to see some of the biggest names in the biz (like Dana DeArmond, Kristina Rose and Misty Stone) sans cosmetics.… More
If you are going to spend the week reviewing AVN Award nominees, it only makes sense to include something from the amazing Belladonna. And because I am so excited about her in general, I am actually going to include TWO of her movies in this review recap. That’s right, I’ve already reviewed both of my favorite Belladonna AVN noms, Belladonna’s How To: Fuck!… More
We’re back to reviewing non-Christmas porno… hooray for Santa-free smut! In celebration I’m getting into some girl-girl goodness from Sweetheart Video. Elexis Unleashed 2 features three super hot scenes starring Elexis Monroe (surprise). With interviews at the top of each scene, we get to hear her thoughts, as well as those of her co-stars, on sex with women. The takeaway – it’s only fun to fuck women who want to be fucked.… More
Did you guys realize that this week holds that last triple digit date in this century? That’s right, 12/12/12 happens tomorrow so I decided that today I would celebrate that oddity with a Top Five Twelves – five movies featuring some of my favorite twelfth episodes and volumes of porno series.… More
One of the things I enjoy the most about porn, and sex in general, really, is the incredible amount of variety out there. There really is something for everyone, and someone’s trash is always somebody else’s treasure. For example, take spitting. For some folks, spitting is the absolute worst, degrading thing that can happen during sex, and for others (like myself), spitting has a totally filthy hot, near-and-dear place in my heart and I am thrilled to add a little saliva to the mix whenever possible. And that’s, of course, why I would jump at the chance to review a movie with a name like Spit.… More
There’s nothing like tainting your fondness for lighthearted movies with a comic book character porn parody. It was, afterall, my choice to watch The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, so how can I really complain?
I’ll admit, scene 1 gave me the Batman, Robin and Catwoman threesome that I always wanted. I didn’t get to watch Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder make-out, but I got to watch them DP Selina Kyle (Catwoman). Yep, it gets hardcore up in this porno. Not that I don’t love a
little a lot of skin, but I wish Catwoman would have been wearing more of a cat suit. The boys wore fairly authentic looking costumes, but my girl got stuck wearing a pair of workout pants with claw marks. What the hell? Did she scratch her own pants? It may be all the same to some, but dammit, wardrobe is important to me! Anywho, Catwoman handles the dynamic duo and gets exactly what she wants out of them… jizz! When the scene is over we get a cameo from Ron Jeremy as the Penguin. I love how Ron pops up everywhere, even if his wang doesn’t.… More
There is something special about Belladonna. I don’t know how she does it, but she brings out the best in other people. Of course by ‘best,’ I obviously mean their hottest hotness and most hilarious personality traits. No matter what her role in the movie, be it performer, director, or both, Bella’s distinct warmth and charm opens up whoever she comes in contact with. This time it’s her buddy Kristina Rose, in a movie that’s all about herself!… More
Some days you want the same old in-and-out, and other days you fancy something totally different. Today is a different day here at HM4Her, and I knew just the person to turn to – Belladonna, of course. Whether she is presenting extra large items to willing assholes (literally) or bringing her unique brand of bizarre to the screen, Bella’s work is always interesting, sexy and something totally out of the ordinary. We are so lucky to have her in the industry.… More
The 29th Annual AVN Awards rocked Vegas this past weekend, celebrating the best of the best in dirty action. This ‘Oscars of porn’ is pretty much the event of the industry, so we figured what better way to congratulate the winners than to do a Top Five Tuesday, right? Unlike top fives we’ve done in the past, I thought we might switch it up a little this week and add in clips for some of the five featured flicks. So, let’s do it!… More
Belladonna is really fucking good at taking me to fantasy land. I’m not talking about a mythical land filled with nymphs and faries, I’m talking about that pervy place that is filled with rough sex, face slapping and a little name calling. Yes.
The scene 1 matchup between Belladonna and Ramon Nomar is unparalleled. What starts out as an argument over Bella’s wandering eyes turns into a super hot rough fuck in the lobby of some (fill in the blank) building. Ramon is angry and takes it out on all of Bella’s holes; he twists her up like a misshaped pretzel. He slaps her face and her ass and chokes her to her delight. His Spanish accent alone is a total panty dropper. What? I tell it like it is. Belladonna, being the porno goddess that she is, loves each and every second of it. Overwhelmed with that fuzzy feeling of being controlled and punished, she obeys and does as told and does it well. Alas, this is an understatement for the greatness that is Belladonna.… More