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I was in the mood for some sex positive kink, so naturally I turned to Madison Young.  She pretty much epitomizes the genre, if you will, so this was a natural choice.  I had seen bits and pieces of Undone when I first started working in the editorial department of this here porno company.  I remember it being one of the movies that changed the way I looked at porn.  It was thrilling to see a woman enjoying rough sex and happily consent to being dominated.  Some might disagree with reviewing something that you’ve seen before, but being that I’m pulling up my big girl pants these days, I wanted to take another look at it.  That and I do what I want.

Scene 1: Madison Young and Danny Wylde (Daniel as he is named in the movie) – yes!  Wow.  Two of my uber favorites in one hot scene, um, can I go home early today?  Before the sex ensues these two look at each other like they know that they are about to throw down for a round of seriously intense passionate fucking.  That’s probably because they are.  Love it!  While this is always true, Madison young gives one amazing blow job.  She takes all of him with ease and grace.  You know you watch a lot of porn when you use the word “grace” to describe a blow job.  Intimate and dirty, these two fuck to the point of exhaustion.  The scene ends when Madison welcomes Danny’s jizz into her mouth.

In the second and final scene, Madison has made her way to her party where she totally gets a double dose of domination.  The spanking, flogging and whipping is relentless, which she loves.  All of her holes get used as there is nothing gentle about this scene.  The best part of it all is that we know she wanted all of it.

In the end Madison is rung out and content.  It is nice to see that Madison got exactly what she wanted.

Watch Undone now!

Love,

Ginger

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in… black?  And not just any black – the shiny black of fetish gear and the highest heels I’ve ever seen!  Hot, right!?  Well, let’s back it up a little and start at the beginning.  Basically, while grieving the death of his beautiful new wife, a widow finds clues that something might be amiss about the accident that killed her.  After following clues, he ends up at a country mansion, where he finds his wife; very much alive – and kinky as hell.  She explains that she loves him very much, but he’s a total drag between the sheets.  She needs more, but still wanted him to get the insurance money out of it.  How… sweet??

Sure, this is a completely random (and pretty awesome) plot for porn, but it definitely works and brings us some super hot kink.  In fact, Private always offers up the best when it comes to story and kinky sex – and this Euro fuck flick is no exception.   And there is no mistaking that this movie is European.  Not with that decidedly European film quality that reminds me so much of watching the BBC.  I’m not sure what looks different about it, but I can spot it from a mile away.  To me it only adds to the appeal of a great story and more double penetration than you can shake a wang at!

After the husband finds his living wife, she schools him on the art of kinky sex and brings him into an orgy with all of her mansion friends.  He gets the royal treatment, blowjobs galore and fucks a whole slew of ladies, but alas, at the end, he chooses to leave his wife where she is and move on.  I guess losing all of that semen clears a guy’s head enough to see that his wife as a few… “communication problems.”  Anyway, sorry for the spoiler without the alert, but even of you do know the ending, give a watch for all the hot dirty sexin… and those amazingly high heels!

Watch “The Bride Wore Black” Now!

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One of the perks of being a total perv is that I have the honor of being friends with people that are just as dirty.  My friends are seriously hilarious as well, and this weekend, I received a text from my friends Jake and Anna saying that I needed to check out their adventures in BDSM haiku poetry.

Obviously I jumped on that opportunity right quick and was rewarded with some of the funniest, spot-on kinky poems I’ve ever read (ok, maybe some of the only kinky poems, but still, they are awesome)!  I knew I needed to bring them to the hm4her dirty masses!  So without further intro, I give you Jake and Anna’s hardcore haiku!

I know, right? Witty and so true.  I’m so lucky to be a part of my community!

I’ll just sit back and wait for their book deals to start rolling in…

xoxo
J.D.

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One is fun and two will do, but three is where the real action is, especially when you’re talking about Kinklab’s Triple Leather Slapper!  This high quality leather slapper features three various length leather strips that work together to create the ultimate impact experience. Lightweight and easy to handle, the foot-long black leather stud is a quick study for the novice top, yet still intense enough for advance folks to enjoy it as well.

And that’s not it! This slapper is designed as two toys in one, meaning you can use either side to experience very different sensations.  The three slappers together elicit the most beautiful of “thwacking” sounds and leave your ass feeling delightfully stingy, while the back side of the slapper offers up a little big gentler of a sensation.  As well, the studded handle works perfectly to keep your handhold tight and your swats seamless.

I had never used a slapper before, so this was an extra exciting venture for me.  While floggers and other bigger toys are nice, they are heavier and a little harder to wield, especially for a newbie impact player – which is exactly why the slapper is so great.  It’s easy to use and compact, but still sends the same stingy shocks to my bottom that larger toys offer up.  Good times were had by all!  Plus it’s made from awesome materials, so I don’t need to worry about it falling apart after two weeks.

And for the really quite decent price (under $40), this is a total impact play staple that needs to find a home in any kinkster’s toy box.

Triple up on the fun for yourself at Stockroom.com

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Before you sit own for your delicious turkey dinner this year, there are two things you need to do to make this week as fruitful as possible.

First, you need to head back to HotMoviesForHer.com and enter to win $300 worth of quality kink gear from Stockroom!

All you need to do is send us a comment (on the original post) with something you are thankful for this year, and BAM – you are in the running!  Sweeten the pot a little bit by retweeting the magic words:

RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away $300 worth of awesome kink gear from @Stockroom_com!  Happy Spanksgiving! http://bit.ly/dlEExO

And secondly, you need to write yourself a BIG ASS NOTE reminding you that HotMoviesForHer.com is streaming movies for FREE on Black Friday, Nov. 26th, from 5am-10am EST. Screw waiting in line in the cold for the big box stores to open – getting off in the warm glow of your computer screen is WAY more fun!

Happy Thanksgiving, Pervs!  Save room for pie!

xoxo
-J.D. and The Porn Librarian

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Happy Spanksgiving!  It’s that time of year again where all we can think about is getting our turkey on, passing the pumpkin pie, and of course, all the wonderful things we have to be thankful for.  We here at HotMoviesForHer are seriously thankful for so many things, including getting paid to watch hot porn and test out sexy toys.  I know I, for one, am super thankful that I got to finally watch The Human Sexipede… and that Dylan Ryan complimented my boobs in New York.  And I know for a fact that The Porn Librarian is still sweating over finally meeting Nina Hartley.  We also can’t forget to mention that we are lousy with thanks to all of our awesome readers and pervy friends!  Our loves would definitely not be as fun without you guys!

To thank you folks properly,what better than bringing out the big guns of delicious kink!  It’s time for our spectacular Spanksgiving Contest!!!  The fabulous folks over at Stockroom.com have offered up one hell of a prize package – weighing in at a whopping $300 worth of kink-tastic delights!

Check out the goods!

• Bootie Cleavage Brief
• KinkLab Leather Heart Paddle
• KinkLab Bondage Basics Leather Wrist Cuffs
• KinkLab Bondage Basics Leather Ankle Cuffs
• KinkLab Nickel-Plated Snap Hooks, 4-Pack
• KinkLab Bondage Basics Padded Leather Blindfold
• Wild Side Sex: The Book of Kink by Midori
• Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples by Violet Blue
• Women’s Stockroom Handcuff T-Shirt

I know – super hot, right?!

So, what do you have to do to get a piece of the pie (aka. this entire basket of goodies)?  All you need to do is comment on this post telling us one thing that you are thankful for this year. Easy peasy!  Plus, if you want an extra good chance at winning, we are adding in additional electronic raffle tickets to the pot for our Twitter followers that retweet the following after commenting:

RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away $300 worth of awesome kink gear from @Stockroom_com!  Happy Spanksgiving! http://bit.ly/dlEExO

Unfortunately, the contest is limited to our readers who live within the continental US. Sorry.

We will be drawing our winner on Black Friday, November 26th at noon eastern time, so be sure to get your comments and retweets in ASAP!

Also, please make sure you leave us a way to contact you!

Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving!

xoxo
-JD and The Porn Librarian!

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s been a busy week here at the porno palace and I know I, for one, am ready for a little Humpday lovin’ – fabulous interweb links style, of course.  So, without the usual intro hubbub, let’s just get to it and get our Wednesday hump on!

-  New tumblr blog, Menstrual Pinups, features those sassy posing ladies of the ’40s and ’50s – now with added menstrual flow.  I’ve seen period porn before, but this is definitely something new to the world. (via The Frisky)

- Awesome sex-positive sex toy store Good Vibrations just announced their partnership with the National Breast Cancer Coalition!  during September (which starts today!) and October, GV customers can donate to the cause right on Good Vibes page!  And who said thinking about your health wasn’t sexy? Read the rest of this entry »

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While I might not consider myself the kinkiest kinkster that ever held a flogger,  I am definitely a lady that can get down with a little fetishy fun.  And let’s just put it out there – the world is full of so, so many fetishes that look like the most fun – and I’m sure there are a million that I don’t even know!

Lucky for me, some of the fetishes I find most interesting have been captured on film and have found their way onto HM4Her, where they are deposited directly into my loving arms.  So, today I thought I would share my top five favorite fetishes and some of the awesome movies that bring the action to your screen!

Note:  These are not necessarily kinks that I partake in myself, so I may not know all of the up-to-date lingo and the detail of a connoisseur, but I sure do love that they are in the world! Read the rest of this entry »

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Hmm, ball gags – so many potential jokes, so very little skill at humor to make them. I thought I’d give them a try for so many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that I am a very loud lover and thought this might be a new sexier way of keeping the neighbors from calling the cops or scaring the blue bejesus out of my cat.

In practice it was a whole different story. Having a ball gag in means a lot more than volume control, it also means you can’t lick, bite or swallow anything but gag which leaves a huge amount of play in your lovers hands alone. It’s a remarkably humbling experience not being able to give back half as much as you get, you also have to trust your partner to know what you like and that they’ll go that extra mile without you asking them to verbally or you’re going to have a pretty terrible time unless the gag alone happens to be your fetish.

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(photo via Tiny Nibbles*)

Only in San Francisco. A coffee shop that doubles as a kink boutique is scheduled to open early next week.  Wicked Grounds (what a great name), the first shop of it’s kind in the U.S., will be opening in the SOMA section of the city – the same part of SF that hosts the annual kink-tastic Folsom Street Fair.  Planning to offer the finest coffees and teas, along with sandwiches, sweets, Wicked Grounds will also sell artisan fetish items, such as toys, jewlery and art.

What a freaking awesome idea.  Seriously.  I love bringing “taboo” culture into the light of day and creating safe, public spaces for people to live as they choose.  While there was the topless coffee shop in Maine a few months back (it was burned down not too long ago), San Francisco really is the only place in the U.S. that would accept and embrace such a risque idea.  They’ve even taken care of the only issue I found myself questioning – yes, Wicked Grounds will be an 18+ establishment. 

Take a look at Violet Blue’s interview with Wicked Grounds co-owner, Rose White to get all the juicy details about lattes served in pet bowls for your human pet, as well as keeping the space totally geek friendly with free wifi and tons of outlets.   

 (via  Tiny Nibbles)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

(*This is not actually Wicked Grounds.  It is Coffee, Cake & Kink in the U.K.)

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