All Man All the Time

Some days you just wanna watch dudes jerk off, and today is one of those days.  There’s no rhyme or reason as to why it’s a male masturbation porno viewing day, but I was looking through movies featuring and when I saw this pick, I just knew it was the one to watch.  I’m patting myself on the back, because not only do we get the super sexy Styles jerking off, this video offers up insanely handsome self getting his own rocks off as well.… More

Top Five Tuesday – Female Directed Rough Sex

Rough sex porno comes in many forms, but it makes me especially happy when it blossoms from the mind of a female. There is something about a woman deciding that she wants to engage in forceful sex that stimulates my mind and makes me even happier to watch her get it on.… More

Some Of The Hottest Guys In the Biz!

If I never hear the phrase “there are no good looking guys in porn” again, it will be too soon.  Seriously, every once in a while someone says that to me and it takes all the self control I have not to bitch slap some knowledge into their heads.  But rather than resorting to that, I decided that I should make a gallery of super hot porno dudes that I can shove into their faces instead.  Of course I couldn’t fit every single sexy man in the industry, so here is an abbreviated list of smutty studs that Ginger and I agree are extra hot, in no particular order.… More

Summer Of Lust

While the real start of summer isn’t actually for another month, we all know that the unofficial beginning of the season is Memorial Day.  I mean, when you think about it, isn’t Memorial Day Weekend when the amusement parks open for the season?  I will always remember the last Monday in May as the day that the local park I grew up near would open the snack bar and start selling popsicles.  Ah, the fond memories of a porn reviewer…

Anyway, as you probably guessed it from either my long-winded introduction, or the fact that you are sitting at home on a Monday, probably lying around in your underpants, sweating because you refuse to turn the ac on until June, today is Memorial Day!  Woohoo!  Summer is upon us!!  To celebrate this holiday, and the fact that nearly all of us have off from work today, here is a fun in the sun porno to get your warm weather juices flowing!… More

Anna Span’s Diary Series #15 – Be My Toy Boy

We don’t often venture into MILF territory, but this Anna Span flick caught my eye.    It’s a lot let less forced and “porny” than some of the others out there.  Plus, cutie face Keni Styles is in the mix so you know something good is going down.  His scene with Heidi Vincent, “My Son’s Best Friend”, is the focus of my review.… More

Librarians

The librarian is in!  While our own Porn Librarian left us earlier this year, it looks as though the dusty shelves of la biblioteca are back in full effect with the lovely bad-asses from Burning Angel.  Head Librarian Joanna Angel leads the crew in keeping the patrons quiet and protecting the sanctity of the books – which turns out to be a whole lot more work than we thought!… More

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind – Scene 5

We are now up to scene 5 in Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind.  If you’ve been keeping up, you probably noticed that it’s actually J.D.’s turn to review a scene.  Being the loving work-wife that she is, she insisted I review this scene since it stars Danny Wylde.  She likes to feed my addiction to him.  Some might say she is an enabler, but I say she knows how to make a girl happy.… More