I wasn’t sure what to expect when I turned this movie on.  My co-workers mentioned that there was some incest going on in the series, so I was a little hesitant to promote it on HM4Her.  I just wasn’t totally comfortable telling folks to go watch something so risqué, but instead of just judging it and moving on, I decided to review it and give an honest opinion of what I think.  So here goes it.

Well… it didn’t take long for this hot harmless classic flick to go all incest-y on me.  Yep, sonny boy seems to have a crush on his newly separated mama (and even watches her get dressed).  The movie starts with a man leaving his wife, Barbara (Kay Parker), for his secretary.  To keep herself and her son (who I assume is around 18) afloat and to move on, Barbara takes a job with this dirtbag guy, Jerry, and lets her friend Gina (Juliet Anderson) set her up on all these dates, including one to this crazy swinger party.

Before moving on, I just have to talk about the swinger party.  Even though Barb doesn’t join in on the action, it is so worth talking about.  At one point in this scene there is a super impressive daisy chain of naked people.  The Human Sexipede before there was one.  I believe there was something like a dozen people involved.  I paused the movie and tried to count but couldn’t figure out how some folks were attached and whose body was whose.  Sometimes orgies are just like that.

[Side note:  I was eating breakfast at my boyfriend’s work this morning and was talking to one of his regulars about porn.  I busted out an iphone picture I had taken of my computer screen during the daisy chain scene (I needed  to capture the magic) and the guy knew what movie it was from, just from the bedspread!  How fucking awesome is that!?!]

But back to the incest…  After witnessing that crazy orgy, Barb goes home and at some point in the night goes for it with her son, Paul (Mike Ranger).  She just can’t help herself!  She ends up waking him up with a blow job and they screw all night long.  I’m not gonna lie, it was really hard for me to watch without cringing.  Yes, I know the actual actors aren’t related, but just the idea of a mother and son getting busy was a little too much for me to take.

Sure, there is a ton of sex in this movie that isn’t between mother and son, but that’s what stuck in my head (other than the impressive orgy).  I would never say that someone shouldn’t watch it or that it’s wrong to enjoy incest porn – it is only fantasy, after all, but I don’t know if I can comfortably give this classic series a thumbs up in regards to promoting it on HM4Her.  While I think women should watch whatever they want, I’m gonna leave this one to the boys at HotMovies when it comes to featuring it as a must see movie.

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Studio: VCX Category: Classics

I’m still bitter enough about W to get excited when I see a movie called “Fuck Bush.” I probably need to move on or whatever, but at least I have a deserving target for my rage! This VCX collection doesn’t have anything to do with government, but does capture some of the biggest stars of the golden age of porn, including Kay Parker and Dorothy LeMay, in all of their hairy glory!

I have to talk about scene eight, from the classic flick Sex World, because it starts off with the best porno music I’ve ever heard in my entire life. And that’s before Kay Parker enters and announces her need for a “huge, gorgeous cock.” Of course, her wish is some lucky dude’s command and he’d better have big balls if he hopes to satisfy Parker! Joey Silvera and his mustache are up to the task as she sucks him off while people watch behind two-way glass. Sex World is apparently a pretty cool place to be if you’re a voyeur.

There are also two scenes featuring John Holmes, including the first scene that features a threeway with Desiree Cousteau and Seka from the movie Sweet Alice. I totally heart Seka and this is pretty freaking hot.

While classic compilations are sometimes thrown together without much thought, I have to admit I’m pretty impressed with this one. Big stars, good scenes and natural ladies getting down and dirty! Really a must-see for fans of classic porn.

Ps. After getting this little taste, I am totally adding Sex World and Sweet Alice to my list of movies to watch.

-The Porn Librarian

Check out one of the 80′s hottest actresses here.

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Studio: Platinum Princess Seka Category: 2008 AVN Award Nominees

One of the great things about the AVN awards is that every year they highlight some great movies in the Best Classic DVD category that I haven’t watched. I love me some classic porn, so when I saw Careful He May Be Watching was nominated this year, I knew I’d be reviewing it. This film features one of my favorite classic porn stars, the platinum princess of porn, Seka! I love the basic premise for this one; Seka is a devoted housewive during the day and a raunchy porn star by night. In fact, it seems awfully familiar for a woman who peddles smut by day and hosts dinner parties for Ivy League docs by night…Anyways, it’s pretty obvious why this movie was nominated this year. It features two of the era’s biggest stars, Seka and Kay Parker and it chock full of smokin’ sex scenes. This is a film that you will want to watch in its entirety.
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Studio: Gourmet Video Category: Classics

Let me take you back in time with a compilation of classic 70′s porn starring none other than the sultry, large-chested, porn star extraordinaire Kay Parker. These clips are perfect examples of what classic porno was: the breasts were real, the mustaches were outrageous and the background music was of the bow-chica-bow-wow variety. Kay Parker has a BEAUTIFUL body, and she knows how to use it (and her sexual wiles) to seduce all the men she wants. She’s adventurous, fun, and clearly enjoys herself as she fucks men here and there and everywhere. From the hot tub to the bedroom and everywhere in-between, she finds hot and steamy sex and does whatever is needed to get herself (and her partners) off. This film is truly a classic and is a rare treasure for the 70′s porn connoisseur, as well as anyone else that loves Kay Parker, 70′s porn music, or the style of porn from days past. Definitely a fun find!
-Essin’ Em