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Johnny Hazzard
Holy hot men! The boys in Splash Of The Tight’Uns are rock hard and tight. Their bodies look fantastic and they are all about the banging. So yummy for my eyes!
The entire movie is filled with quality man on man action, but scene 1 stood out big time. Harley Everett plays doctor to patient Johnny Hazzard. After his official rectal exam, bald hottie Harley takes him for a test drive. Wow. This is definitely one of the hottest match ups I’ve ever seen. Both are tattooed and sporting thick meaty cocks. Mmm. Harley is sure to give Johnny’s ass a nice long warm up. He gets him nice and wet with his tongue and dives in with his fingers. I love seeing Harley so consumed with using his non-penis parts to get Johnny and revved up. It’s super awesome to just see him enjoy Johnny’s body with such intensity and sincerity.
Eventually Harley drives his cock into Johnny Hazzard’s ass and they both love it. They make the most of banging on the examination table in the doctor’s office. Changing up the positions and never missing a beat. Finally, with Johnny on his back, Harley pumps him with nice long thrusts. Johnny blows his load twice! They do prolong each with not-so-fancy camera work which I don’t like, but I DO like watching the two separate sploogie woogies. Harley adds to the mixture on his ripped abs for an oh so satisfying close to the scene.
It has been quite a while since I’ve watched gay porno that really popped my tent. It was super refreshing to watch dude on dude porno with good energy and honest pleasure. I’m not saying that lots of it doesn’t exist, I just haven’t seen it in a while. Thanks, UKNakedMen!
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Love,
Ginger
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Written by: J.D. on January 31st, 2012
Today feels like a gay porn kind of day, so I decided to give a little love to the gay porn studio I hear so many good things about, Rascal Video. I’ve watched a few Rascal Video flicks in the past, but it has been a while, so I’m happy to sit back and take in all the super hot man-on-man action they have to offer. Plus it’s a Chi Chi LaRue movie, so I am extra excited to take a look. I mean, who doesn’t love porn directed by a drag performer? I am in awe of her many talents. Alright, onward to the movie.
Detention is about, you guessed it, detention. When you are up to no good in the schoolhouse, the teachers have no choice but to send you straight to detention. But little do they know that this detention hall is anything but punishment. Full to the hilt with hot, horny guys just aching to get stuffed, detention is what dreams are made of and where bad boys long to go. And with more than two hours of sweaty schoolhouse action, there seems to be quite the selection of naughty lads – all ready to fuck in pairs, triads and piles. Yum.
While I liked all five of the scenes, I really enjoyed scene three, with Chad Hunt and Tag Adams. It features a custodian finding a bunch of porno mags in a student’s locker, and when the student returns to close his locker, instead of turning him in, the custodian asks if he wants to see more. He brings the student down to the basement of the school and pulls out a stack of porn mags. Of course they both get turned on and begin to fuck – all over pages of straight porn mags that are lying on the floor. It’s pretty freaking awesome.
I also really liked scene 5 with Johnny Hazzard as a detention tough guy, who tries to get a blowjob from some straight-laced student when Matt Summers comes to his rescue and tells Johnny to get a bj from a professional – and points to himself. It’s pretty awesome. I do love me some Johnny Hazzard. The whole scene turns into a giant orgy of sexy action, and really I couldn’t be happier about it. Looks like a need a little detention of my own.
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Written by: J.D. on May 27th, 2010

Sometimes, a girl just needs to see a dude being bent over a motorcycle and used. Thank goodness for the dirty mind of the fabulous Chi Chi Larue, who has a way of fulfilling my every want and desire when it comes to hot man sex.
In Leather Sessions, which was nominated for Best Leather Video, Larue has gathered a group of hung daddies who let their instincts take over in this filthy film. I freaking love it. Lately my taste in gay male porn has trended towards dirty flicks – I’m sure I could dig through the feminist texts I’ve studied and figure out why – but instead I’m going to embrace my inner pig and enjoy!
Like all Rascal Video pornos, this one is packed full of the hottest guys in adult including my porno boyfriend Johnny Rascal and the insanely handsome Luca DiCorso, but my favorite scene starred two men I’m relatively unfamiliar with. The third scene opens with Derrick Hanson on a motorcycle rubbing his crotch while Simon Angel watches. The build up for the scene is great because they don’t rush it at all. There’s something about the anticipation of these two dudes going at it that’s almost as hot as the physical act. I love that both men bottom in this film, I always prefer men who are versatile for whatever reason, and Hanson is really hot whether he’s giving or receiving.
I can’t talk about this movie without mentioning Hazzard, who appears in the second and last scenes. I preferred the second, that also stars DiCorso and Adam Young, but you really can’t go wrong with this movie unless you have something against manly men or hot sex.
-The Porn Librarian
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Porn stars are definitely pop culture icons in society today, so it’s no surprise that they’re popping up everywhere. Sasha Grey will be starring in Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming flick The Girlfriend Experience and has been in numerous music videos. Ron Jeremy is on reality shows and debating at Yale. Hell, even my mother knows who John Holmes and Jenna Jameson are.
With this pop culture exposure, it’s no surprise to find porn stars, like mainsteam actors, who have musical aspirations. Today’s Top Five Tuesday is a collection of my favorite porn stars who hope to add a Grammy to the trophy shelf right next to their award for best squirting scene.
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Just in case any of you were wondering, I am still totally in lesbian love with Johnny Hazzard.
Recently, I watched Johnny Hazzard Feed the Need, just to make sure the magic wasn’t gone. This flick is basically a collection of hot Rascal scenes that Hazzard “stumbles” upon in the stock room. Being a big perv, he watches them and is so turned on that he ravished Adam Faust. It’s pretty elaborate for a porn plot, but I was able to follow along.
Anyways, as expected, the scenes are all pretty hot. If you’re a size queen, I recommend you check out the first starrying Ricky Martinez and his gigantic uncut cock. Rascal men are all pretty hung, but Martinez is in a league of his own. I’ve seen plenty of auto-fellatio during my tenure here, but this dude doesn’t even have to try to suck his own dick. I was pretty impressed with Nick Savage’s ability to bottom for this big boy.
Of course, I’m going to talk about the final scene which stars my boyfriend and Adam Faust. I really like Faust because he’s a red head and I have a secret lesbian crush on red headed men. Both men are covered in hot tattoos and apparently up for anything. A lot of gay porn seems to feature a top banging a bottom, but these versatile boys take turns sucking and fucking. It’s a hot scene with lots of cock sucking and ass rimming for all of you oral enthusiasts.
This is snother good movie from a studio that has never disappointed me. If you’re looking for hot man sex, I recommend you check it out.
-The Porn Librarian
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I’ve talked about Johnny Hazzard a lot on here, so I’m sure you’re all aware that I want to have his babies. The idea of him being ravaged by a bunch of muscular, hairy men totally turned me on, so I had to review When Bears Attack. This Chi Chi Larue film was the 2008 GAYVN Winner for Best Specialty Release – Bears, so going into it I had faith that it would not disappoint.
The movie opens up with sixteen minutes of Hazzard solo. Not a bad way to kick things off. For those of you who haven’t seen any of his movies yet, it’s a nice intro to one of the hottest guys in the industry. Larue spends plenty of time focusing on every inch of his tight, tattooed body before he begins to work his cock in the back of a pickup truck.
After that we’re introduced to the alpha bears, who are drawn to Hazzard’s truck, but I’d much rather talk about the gang bang – which is pretty hot. I should warn you that while the buildup to the grand finale, with a group of bear outside scratching the house and each other, seems a little cheesy, it also builds a lot of tension. When Hazzard finally opens the door to see three gorgeous manly men with lust in their eyes, you forgive anything that seemed silly 30 seconds ago. Hazzard is an amazing bottom and he just can’t get enough of Arpad Miklos and his crew. They pass him around like a jar of honey (sorry it’s the only thing I can think of that bears like) and he ends up drenched in cum and satisfied. While gang-bangs aren’t for everyone – if you’re into raw male sexuality, this is definitely worth taking a look at.
-The Porn Librarian
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For this week’s Top Five Tuesday, I thought I would highlight the hottest Gay Male Porn Stars (according to a huge lesbian). I’m not sure if it’s weird or not, but I tend to prefer super masculine men and that is definitely reflected in my picks. Maybe at some point I could do the five hottest twinks, because they will are noticeably missing from this list!
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I’ve made many mentions of Chi Chi LaRue’s Rascal Video since they started appearing on the site, so I don’t feel the need to go on and on about how freaking amazing they are. Plus, I’m sure that What Men Do will convince you, if you have any doubts about it. Of course, I picked a movie that features my new boyfriend Johnny Hazzard – the insanely handsome cover model and Rascal exclusive. The film opens with my bf in a sling as a muscular stud rubs his hands all over Johnny’s tight body. Soon, a third guy joins them and before long the action picks up considerably. One thing I love about this film is that the trio takes their time to lick, rim, suck, and kiss before the ass pounding starts. In a lot of movies with a sling, thirty seconds in some dude is getting reamed while everyone jerks off in a circle around him. Slow and steady, these guys let the action build throughout its forty minutes and result in one incredibly hot scene. If you want to see gorgeous men ravishing one another, you can’t go wrong with this one.
-The Porn Librarian
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Just in case you don’t believe me when I say that Rascal Video is amazing.

I want to have like a million of Johnny Hazzard’s babies. I’m sure he’s game.
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