I am a bookworm (hence the new tattoo - yes that’s my arm and my desk, and my new Sex & Candy book in the background). I love to read pretty much anything and everything that comes in front of my face. And while our friendly neighborhood Porn Librarian does all the erotica reviewing in these parts, in honor of my new tattoo (yeah, I’m nerdy like that), I thought I’d write about my favorite sex books.
L’Shanah Tovah and Happy Rosh Hashanah! In honor of Jewish New Year, this chosen blogger herself decided to send out a little High Holiday love to a few of our favorite Jewish porn stars.
Alt queen Joanna Angel (Hanging out at the HotMovies 100 Grand Gala)
Joanna’s movies that I think are sweeter than apples and honey:
My favorite instructional maven, Nina Hartley
Nina’s movies that make my shofar blow:
Oh, and a special shout out to Ron Jeremy too (pictured with me!), Happy New Year!
For me, there isn’t much sexier than inked up bodies taking a romp in the sheets. Tattoos are totally hot and while tons of porn stars have been touched by the needle, most don’t take it further than a butterfly to the lower back or a tribal armband. There is nothing wrong with only a little ink, but I tend to like my bodies covered in colorful designs and intricate pictures and only a select few stars go above and beyond with full body tattoos. Sure, some of my picks are less than totally tattooed, but the pieces they do sport are super hot and definitely worth a mention.
Ever since watching the Audacia Ray’s interview with Marisa DiMattia of Needled, a site for everything tattooed, on the third installment of Live Girl Review, I’ve been thinking about tattoos and sex and how they overlap and influence each other.
Lucky for me, when I arrived into the office this morning, I had not one, but two(!) links waiting for me in my messages. Both were for Marisa DiMattia’s new column on Suicide Girls called Marisa DiMattia’sErotic Ink, which is all about, what else, sex and tattoos. In her column, Marissa not only talks about sex and its links to both tattoos and the act of tattooing, but shares results of a survey she did with 561 tattooed people about their experiences with tattoos and sexin’. Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve been really uninspired today, but seeing this video of a dance off between Joanna Angel, Belladonna, and Kimberly Kane to Brass Monkey by The Beastie Boys had knocked me out of my funk. It’s pretty amazing, but I’m pretty sure my sister and I have some routines that could have put them all to shame…
P.S. I think Belladonna does mountain climbers at one point. Anyone that took gym in elementary school should know what they are.
This is from Belladonna’s Girl Train. After seeing this, I imagine you’ll want to see the rest!
I love ‘80s hair metal. It’s just true. I hear a little Poison on the radio and get a little weak at the knees. Bon Jovi starts me sweating and you don’t even wanna know what happens when the Crue comes on! That’s right, Mötley Crüe, the inspiration for this Burning Angel flick named after the group’s 1987 hit. Unfortunately for me there was no hair metal in the actual movie, but on the flip side it was all Girls, Girls, Girls – tattooed, pierced up alt beauties, to be exact, and not a man for miles. The six all girl scenes of the actual movie were pretty decent, with lots of inked girl flesh and plenty of sex toys. I especially enjoyed scene 6, with Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze fucking on a motorcycle. At first I couldn’t figure out why they were on a bike, but it finally make sense when I remembered the video for the song, with the Crüe riding around town on motorcycles. Nice reference ladies. I’m impressed.
While the actual movie was alright, the bonus scenes are what totally did it for me. I LOVED them! The first and the last extra scenes are Joanna Angel fucking super hot tattooed chicks who have never been on video before. Wow. My ultimate favorite is the very last scene, with Joanna giving screen newbie Cadence the time of her life with about a million orgasms. There is nothing whatsoever faked about any of these orgasms – from her full body spasms to her bright red sex flushed face. It was by far one of the hottest orgasms I’ve seen on film in a while. And that’s nothing to sneeze at coming from the mouth of a porn reviewer. Good show Angels, very good show.
J.D and R.J. photo courtesy of drivenbyboredom.com
I got my picture taken with Ron Jeremy. Well, that about sums up my Saturday night.
Haha, yeah right!
While the Porn Librarian and I both breifly mentioned last week that we were having a party, I don’t think either of us gave it justice. Our big brother site HotMovies.com reached it’s 100,000 movie (which inlcudes all of the movies on HMFH) which is a big damn deal, so we had a huge blowout to celebrate our accomplishments. We rented out a massive, three-floor club in Philly (where we are based) and partied hard with an open bar, performances by Peek-A-Boo Revue and America’s most dangerous game show Strip For Pain and rubbed elbows with some of the biggest names in the porno world, including the aforementioned Ron Jeremy, Flower Tucci and Joanna Angel. And yes, I know that this reads like a press release, because I just got it off of the press release.
But not to worry, I planned this party - yeah, that’s why I haven’t been blogging as often the last few months… sorry - so I know everything there is to know about the happenings of this debaucherous affair - both in front of and behind the stage. Now, I can’t tell it all, I wouldn’t want to incriminate anyone (just joking…), but here is a list of my favorite moments of the evening.
I’ve reviewed a lot of spoofs over the past year and thought it would be appropriate to highlight my favorites. I found out last weekend at a family wedding that porno spoofs are totally appropriate conversation for mixed company. By “mixed company” I mean my grandmother, my Republican uncle and a number of other people I try not to ever talk about sex with. My brother-in-law was complaining about not seeing the new Batman because of the wedding, so I immediately brought up Batdude and Throbbin’ – a total classic. My grandmother, who hears a lot when she wants to, overheard and before I knew it the entire family was discussing the many merits of Sex Trek and The Sperminator.
So, in no particular order, here are some of my favorites!
Not Another Porn Movie
I love this one because it’s making fun of porn! When you combine every ridiculous stereotype and fuck-up you’ve seen in porno over the years with totally hot sex, you can’t really go wrong. After all of the boom mics and bad plots you’ve ignored in the past, you owe it to yourself to finally see the pizza guy really give it to a cash-strapped college girl!
Not The Bradys XXX
This was one of the biggest movies of last year for obvious reasons. I mean, who hasn’t thought about Marcia down on her knees in a deep shag rug? This one has a stellar cast, great sex, and all of the campiness of the original television show.
Goosed For 3! - A Bisexual Love Affair
This is a really clever movie that brings some of your favorite childhood Mother Goose characters to live – hardcore! The best thing is that Nina Hartley plays a super dirty Mother Goose. Plus it’s a totally queer flick that has hot straight, gay and lesbian scenes!
Re-Penetrator
I love this one just for the sheer entertainment factor. Fans of cheesy horror flicks will love this spoof as Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol recreate Re-Animator. Lots of sex, blood, and rock and roll.
So I just got back from Vegas last week where Joanna Angel performed her song “Rock & Roll In My Butthole”, which she wrote for her new movie “Rock & Roll In My Butthole”. Sadly, being the hard, dedicated worker that I am, I fucking missed it! God bless the internets, because apparently she posted this earlier in the month and it totally passed my radar.
Either way, the song is instant classic, stuck in my head, and now forces me to think of butt sex over and over. Seriously, it’s a really cute duet she wrote and performs with princessFrank (from L.A. band Masterslave) that is actually really catchy.
This is quite the little two-in-one. Not only is the movie an alt fuck fest, it’s a Burning Angel tattoo exposé as well. All those times you’ve watched B.A. movies and squinted to get a better look at Joanna’s arm ink while she rubbed her own clit have come full circle! Before each of these tatted beauties gets fucked up and down the screen, they show off their ink for the camera. Then, as their dudes get close to exploding, they each yell out “Cum on my tattoo!” This is kind of kitschy the first two scenes, but by the end you’re like “ok, we get it. You’re coming on tattoos. No need to shout it from the rooftops.” Well, maybe that’s just me. Back to the sex! I was hella impressed with Pinky Lee’s vertical split in scene 3! Not only did it look super cool, it left her nice and exposed for Tommy Pistol to go to town on her pussy with his tongue. And watching Joanna Angel and Kylee Kross’ pile atop each other to get to Ron Rotten’s cock was the perfect way to end this mildly over-the-top, but definitely hot alternative adventure.
