Since I already reviewed two movies featuring Lily LaBeau this week, I figured I’d make it a three-fer and go for one more flick with her involved. This time it’s an all-girl (and one genderqueer hottie – Jiz Lee!) fuckfest from Burning Angel Entertainment, the awesome alt porn studio of your dreams. Each of the five scenes is its own little vignette, giving us a fun little taste of “plot” before (muff) diving right into the dirty action. This is extra exciting, because Burning Angel always offers up silly/sexy plots that get me ready for the smut.
Kicking it off for us is Eden Von Sleaze and Sinn Sage. They don’t even bother with much of a story, other than Sinn on the phone, ending things with her boyfriend because she is a lesbian, before yanking their clothes off and getting their fuck on. They rub up on each other and get a little extra dirty with smacking, hair pulling and foot rubbing tit action. Pretty hot!
Soon after we get Kelly Chaos and Jiz Lee smutting up the screen. Jiz is a super hot, shaved-headed bartender who asks the bar’s waitress Kelly to grab a drink after work. Too bad director Joanna Angel and her gentleman friend (who I believe is Brain Street Team) are spending all night chatting away at their table, keeping Jiz and Kelly stuck at work. They ditch the check, which means Kelly has no $ to go out for a drink, so Jiz suggests they just stay there anyway. And Jiz is so freaking hot in their white shirt and black tie, how could anyone say no to that? Good thing Kelly doesn’t, because we get to watch them make out right on the table. Jiz has Kelly’s clothes off in record time, while she pulls off Jiz’s shirt, but leaves their tie on. HOT! I love that the tie stays on the whole scene – even as Jiz cums all over the floor. Yum. In fact, it’s so fantastic that I just needed to show you a clip.
I was right, wasn’t I?
Finally we get to Lily LaBeau in scene three. This time Lily is paired with super cutie tattooed gal, Ladie Lane. These double “L” ladies giggle while reading a dirty book together and get so turned on that they just HAVE to fuck each other. How awesome that they decide what to do from reading a book! The sex is pretty awesome too, with lots of kissing, licking and grinding atop a zebra print bed spread. I will say that it’s kinda cool that Lily LaBeau looks totally different in every movie I’ve watched this week – with her looking a little more punky in this movie. It goes well with the Burning Angel theme.
I won’t go through each and every scene this movie has to offer, but just know they are just as rad. If you are looking for super sexy all-girl (and Jiz) action, definitely check this out!
It’s AVN Award time again! We are dedicating this week’s movie reviews to the nominees and showing them the love they deserve for getting noted as the cream of the crop of the adult industry. Sure, we have a few pornos, performers, studios and directors that we’d like to add, but there are definitely some awesome names on the list. Without further ado, I’ll get the party started with P.O.V. Punx 5.
Burning Angel movies show up regularly on the HotMoviesForHer blog and good reason. They are awesome. They are filled with tattooed hotties that are down to fuck. Super stud muffins like James Deen and Brian Street Team (and beyond) supply the cock and know how to satisfy the ladies without question. Joanna Angel has created a studio that has yet to fail my smut lovin’ soul. Some are indeed better than others, but they all give me girl boners.
P.O.V. Punx 5 (nominated for Best POV Release) was damn hot. I admit, I like getting to see the male’s facial expressions and porno-moves, but this flick was too hot to complain even once. James Deen was behind the camera so it was fun (and different) to only get to see the cock of man I am familiar with and love to watch bang. I was supper excited right off the bat because the very first scene stars Ana Diego who is from Philadelphia. I was definitely proud to have her represent! She has a glorious ass that Joanna herself admires so be sure to check it out. She seemed a little nervous at first, but she let the freak out once it was time for business. She takes James’s wang from behind, but really shines when she rides him. She was no stranger to the blow job and definitely made magic happen there. Yay Philly!
Who likes guns and who likes tattoos? Me! Yes, I admit it. I like making things go pow. Not to worry, I only use guns under the safest conditions. There aren’t any firearms used in this movie, but Indigo Augstine sports two (what looks liks) Dessert Eagle tattoos on her chest. Bad ass. Dead sexy. That is all.
What really sealed the deal on making this a super awesome P.O.V. porn was scene 5. Kylee Kross delivers “amateur” Moretta as the day’s desert. Wow. This scene was ridiculous. Moretta’s bright red hair gets a thumbs up, but her effing skills were off the charts. Even still, what really put a tent in my pants was the shot of M riding James Deen and Kylee rubbing one out right behind her. I liked that there was a female in charge and turned on by the situation. It isn’t totally out of the ordinary, but it isn’t the norm for this genre. I like watching girlies get off on dirt baggery. Rock and fucking roll.
Long story short, P.O.V. Punx 5 gets my vote for Best POV Release.
It’s that time of year when everyone makes promises to themselves in hopes of becoming a better them. You’ve probably seen plenty of New Year’s Resolution lists, but have you seen one with corresponding pornos to help you out along the way? Below are some common resolutions with their corresponding dirty movies to help get the ball rolling on making this year awesome. Or at least making an attempt at it!
Workout More: We all want to work out more, especially after enjoying all of the treats and adult beverages that the holidays lend themselves to. If you’re like me, you’re spent some quality time on the couch and it’s about time to get moving! Sure, sometimes it can be hard to get inspired to work out, but I’m thinking a Naked Workout just might be the push you need!
Quit Smoking: This was definitely one of the most difficult things I’ve ever done in my life, but I am so glad I did! I’m not saying that Julie Simone’s Smoking Interviews 3 will help you kick the habbit, but it sure is the next best thing to inhaling when you’re really jonesing for one!
Be Happier: There is something to be said for enjoying life a little more. Stop, smell the roses and watch some porn. Live the life you love, etc. The folks in This Ain’t Happy Days XXX seem to it down.
Travel: I can never really do enough of this. I would have loved to have followed Joanna Angel and James Deen on their European Vacation. They did have a few snafus along the way, but they damn sure had some amazing sex!
Get Organized: I know I could use a little organization in my life! I always say I’m messy because I’m creative, but I’m thinking it’s high time to get things in order. Or I could watch Organize For Action in all of it’s old school goodness. I know this is a different type of ”organize”, but I’m working with what I got here!
Happy second night of Hanukkah! The first night was amazing, even though I couldn’t find a box of candles for the life of me (seriously, no one knew what I was even talking about) and even if I did, I just moved and have no clue which box my menorah is in. Oh well, I still lit my digital butt plug with pride. And tonight, we light the Bandito!
Beautiful! Tonight I also decided that I should talk a little about one of my favorite Jewish porn stars – Joanna Angel. Each year I go back and forth about posting this particular picture, but really it’s the only Hanukkah porno pic I can ever seem to find. So here you go…
For those of you who don’t spend their days (and nights) watching porno like I, Joanna Angel is the amazing front woman of Burning Angel Entertainment, an alt porn empire that features the hottest tattooed porno punk princesses (and princes) out there. Angel writes, directs and stars in many of the studios flicks, as well as does a ton of promo and flies around the country signing at shows (sometimes for HotMovies.com!) and rocking the exotic dancer stage. Seriously, what can this hot mama NOT do?! Raised in a pretty religious household, Joanna is totally open about being Jewish in the industry and usually does a little something special for Hanukkah each year, including this year’s eight-dude gang bang. Holy festival of lights, right?!
Check out all the hotness that our favorite porno Jew, Joanna Angel, has to offer… and have a very Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Since it’s holiday week 2011, we figured that we would do it up a little different this time around. Today we are bringing out the big guns, making this Link Love a special treat for your eyes, with lots of pictures, videos, and whatever else we can find. What can we say, we love a celebration. Let’s get to it!
- Looks like Santa has been both naughty and nice this year. Ho Ho H… ooooooooh! Gotta love those dirty ornaments!
- “Mommy, what’s the Cheerios Honey Bee doing with those soccer balls?!?” General Mills is cleaning up the mess after the official Cheerios website got a little XXX action the other day. Fucked up and hilarious.
Since next week we are going Christmas crazy (and Hanukkah hog wild – sorry, I had to), I figured today I should review something totally different. You know, different like Kung Fu Pussy. Along with being something super random in the face of holiday cheer, this Burning Angel newbie is also nominated for 4 AVN awards, including Best Comedy, Best Music Soundtrack, Best Screenplay and Best Director – Feature (Go Joanna, Go!). Even without all those accolades, I knew I needed to watch this alt flick. I mean really, look at the cover. Amazing.
As is Burning Angel tradition, this movie is laden with super sexy tattooed badasses. But along with the same old, KFP (had to shorten it) features Kleio, Jessie Lee and Joanna Angel as a trio of women that all encompass a specific ninja power that needs the other two to make it all the more powerful. Kleio, with her Lotus Pussy, Jessie and her Dragon Tits, and Joanna’s Iron Ass must together fight the evil that is Emperor Deen Wang! The only catch is that the trio doesn’t seem to like each other very much.
It’s only when Deen Wang (James Deen) murders their beloved teacher, the women know they must join their own separate powers to master the only move that will defeat Deen Wang – the ASS SLAM. After intensive training, the trio head out to find Deen Wang and actually end up in his prison. But not to worry, soon the escape and fight His Evilness himself. Guess who’s mastered the Ass Slam!?! Goodbye Deen Wang!
My favorite scene of the movie actually doesn’t involve any of the Kung Fu Pussies. It’s scene 3, between evil Emperor Deen Wang and sex slave Dana DeArmond. They “role play” that he is an evil villain and she is a sex slave (oh, that Burning Angel humor), and DeArmond gets the pounding of a lifetime. It’s so very obvious that she is doing some serious getting off and thoroughly enjoying herself. Shit, she even starts pulling her own hair during an explosive orgasm. Man, that is some hot action! This whole movie is awesome, but this scene is especially one to watch.
Two thumbs up for this great alt feature. It definitely lives up to its much deserved AVN noms!
The 2012 AVN Award Nominations have been released! It’s always fun to see who is up for which award. Being that we watch A LOT of porn around these parts, we like to think we know a thing or two about what’s good. There are so many nominees that we just can’t list them all on here, but we are listing some of our favorites! Of course there are more nominated movies, directors and stars that we love and adore, but in honor of saving us all some time, we condensed it to a handful of our faves. We don’t want anyone to feel left out because you’re all winners in our book!
Sometimes you just need to watch tattooed girls get it on and we all know that Burning Angel is overflowing with options. It can be hard to choose which one to watch since all of the box covers look oh so inviting with their pink haired ladies, jean jackets and striped patterns. Joanna Angel, you certainly know how to catch my eye. Being that my only criteria for today’s porno was girls with tattoos, I thought Girl Girls Girls II would be a pretty safe bet.
Cadence St. John and Penny Flame wowed my face off with a crazy intense hot girl on girl action in scene 3. Penny has her way Cadence’s bits, giving both holes the love and attention they deserve. Cadence grips the covers and convulses so you know Penny has all the right spanking, licking and finger fucking moves. Flame zeroes in and doesn’t slow down until Cadence comes all over her hand. Nice! Nothing is forced in this short, high energy alt porno scene of happiness and joy. I love the messy bedroom they are doing it in, but that might just be because I have a messy bedroom. Yes, at 31 a still have issues cleaning my room. Perhaps I’m in a perpetual state of rebellion. Regardless, this scene is magical.
That wasn’t the only holy-fuck-hotness scene. Kim Kane and Asphyxia rock each others’ worlds. Kim, steady rocking the headband a-la Jane Fonda, sexes A up to the point of exhaustion. Honestly, all of the scenes in this movie were hot as hot can be and kept my attention from start to finish.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. It’s one of those weeks that both flies by and drags at the same time, making it impossible to gauge what day will come tomorrow (you know what I mean?). But today is definitely Humpday, that hump that slides us into the later part of the workweek and we are ready to celebrate with all the sexiest news the interweb has to offer. So let’s get to it!
- In other school news, Yale’s awesome Sex Week has been banned after organizers were found to be getting kickbacks from porn companies, or at least making the week too porn focused. Either way, the word ‘porn’ was bandied around and the administration freaked. Sounds about right to me.
If there is one thing I am, it is a total Anal Advocate! This amazing orifice is not only super sexy, it’s filled with all sorts of delicious nerve endings – even on the outside! For all you people who still shy away from the backdoor, fear not, this fantastic starfish of pleasure is sure to thrill you and have you begging for more! Check out our top five hetero Anal Adventures for some action from the rear!
Rock & Roll In My Butthole: This awesome Burning Angel porn has an accompanying theme song written specifically for it – need I say more? No, but I will anyway. Nearly three hours of butthole-tastic sexin’! Thanks Joanna!
Butt Seriously Folks:With a name like this, could I seriously leave it off the list? While it doesn’t look too old, this flick is definitely considered a classic… and who am I to deny you some classic anal activity? Nobody, that’s who!
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Advanced Anal Play: The Anal Queen, Tristan Taormino, is back with an advanced guide to getting it on, booty-style. But don’t think this instructional flick is some dry educational piece – Taormino keeps it fresh and super sexy, all while inserting some of her delicious knowledge where the sun don’t shine… in your brains!
Le Tour Anal: What is one non-sexual activity that has you constantly thinking about your ass? Bike riding, of course. So why not mix a bike race with a little butt sex pit stopping? I mean, it’s European, so clearly it makes the most sense. But it’s all about anal, so who cares?
Belladonna’s Ass Wide Open: Belladonna and butt sex go together like peanut butter and jelly – a match made in heaven. Actually, come to think of it, Belladonna and ANY sex are a match made in heaven… but we can’t seem to ever get enough of watching her get her fill, if you know what we mean. Even when she is directing, like in this quality flick. Yum.
Awesomely Anal! This list gives me some ideas. Who’s ready to head home?
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