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Written by: J.D. on April 30th, 2009
Do lesbians have sex? And if so, how? Those are the question the fake documentary in this fake documentary is trying to answer. A mockumentary within a mockmentary? Wait a sec, are you confused too? Ok, back up. This Shine Louise Houston movie follows a crew filming a documentary crew looking at the mating habits of lesbians. Yep, it’s all very National Geographic-esque , down to the tag tracking devices. Basically, Houston took a really funny idea and made a totally smart and sexy queer porno that has just the right amount of high jinks and hotness.
Watching this movie right now is kind of extra fun for me because I just met some of these people for the first time a few days ago, and while I’ve seen their movies tons of times, it’s ever more fun now that I know how rad they are in person too. My favorite scene of the movie was the third, with Will, Papi and Jiz Lee (billed as Beau Flex). The way they fucked with gender and each other was amazingly hot and when Papi fucked Jiz with a strap-on while being fucked by Will with a strap-on – let’s just say I hit rewind a few times. And while it usually does nothing for me, all their intense kissing totally got me even more aroused and ready to go. While three was my favorite, there really wasn’t a bad scene in the movie. From Trouble and Jiz riding the same Hitachi in scene one to watching Will and Papi go at it as a duo at the end, this queer fuck fest kept my attention and kept making me laugh from start to finish. Thanks for another great one Shine!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on April 29th, 2009 Written by: J.D. on April 28th, 2009
As I blogged about a bunch last week, the Good For Her 4th Annual Feminist Porn Awards were over the weekend and I was lucky enough to fly up to Toronto to be there. Because we helped sponsor the event (yay!), I had been emailing back and forth with Good For Her manager Alison Lee for the few months leading up to the weekend and was already super excited to meet her. I also followed a few of our favorite SF queers on twitter saying that they were going to be there as well, so before I even set foot across the border, I knew I was in for a pretty awesome weekend.
After taking an early flight into Toronto on Friday morning, I met up with Alison Lee (from Good for Her) and NoFauxxx.com‘s Courtney Trouble for lunch and had such fun chatting all about queer porn and the upcoming awards later that evening. Total shoutouts to these fabulous ladies who rock the porn/sex/sexuality world with amazing style. Afterwards Trouble and I hit a vintage/screen printing shop nearby before I headed back to my room and took a much needed nap. Who wants to be exhausted at a late night event with a bunch of awesome porn folks? Not me!
I was invited to the pre-awards VIP party at the Berkley Church (where the awards were held – yep, in a church!) so I glammed up and headed over to the venue a little early to get a chance to meet everyone before the actual ceremony started. That turned out to be a great idea, because there weren’t a ton of people at the VIP party, so it was easy to make my way over to people and introduce myself. As it turns out, most of the San Francisco queer porn circle was nominated for Feminist Porn Awards, so a bunch of them headed north to attend. I hung out with the amazingly awesome Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Madison Young and Dylan Ryan, along with Courtney Trouble and I snagged a seat next to Trannywood’s Ian Sparks.
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Written by: J.D. on April 22nd, 2009
Happy Hump Day! Welcome back to Wednesday, the hump-tastic day of the week when we celebrate all things sexy. Well, we really celebrate the sexy every day, but today is extra special because it’s time for our mid-week link lovin’!
Let’s get to it!
- Today is also Earth Day (which we will post more on in a bit), so get your green sexiness on with eco friendly sex toys! Wind-up vibes, solar panels and organic lubes, oh my!
- Sure porno is all about shaved pubic hair, but what about what your average Joe? The Google search seems to find just the opposite is true. (via TheFrisky)
- Air Sex. Yep, just like air guitar, but sex! Holy crap that’s an awesome idea. I even found a video from last year’s World Championships. I want to go to there. This is the ONLY time I’ve ever wished to be in Texas. (via Sundance)
- Finally, someone is addressing the Gay Choreographed Rain Army issue that is plaguing this country! And you thought gays marrying was gonna be the bad part. Oooh boy! (In response to this.) (via Feministing)
- Sex is pretty much awesome wherever you have it, but some places are definitely not as much fun as others… even though you really want them to be. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
- If you are thinking about getting into lesbian porn but aren’t sure how, here’s your chance! Madison Young, Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee – where do I sign up?!? (ok, not really, I’m totally happy with being on this side of the screen)
- Sure long distance couples can web cam, chat and talk on the phone, but can they draw on each other with light? The answer is actually yes, with Mutsugoto, a device that let’s people use light to draw on each other’s bodies and beds from afar. As interesting as this technology is, I’m not sure if it beat hearing and watching your partner cum via the web… (via The Frisky)
- CalExotics recently debuted an awesome new sex toy accessory that I’m suprised has yet to be created : the Toy Cover! An alternative to using a condom, the toy cover works exactly the same way, except without the pre-lubbed inside or the reservoir tip. What a smart and needed invention. They also released a toy cleaner.
Hope that gets you through til the weekend!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on April 21st, 2009
The 2009 Feminist Porn Awards, my favorite porn awards show of the year, is coming up later this week and not only am I super excited to see who takes home awards, I am extra thrilled because I get to be there! That’s right, HM4Her is sponsoring this grass-roots celebration of revolutionary sex positivity and hot, hot movies and I get to be a part of the action! I even get to present an award, which I am all squeallly (and crazy nervous) about. So, in honor of The Feminist Porn Awards taking place this week, I am dedicating the Top Five Tuesday to talking about my top five 2009 nominees. Picking only five titles out of the ridiculously awesome pool of nominees was really difficult and more than once I found myself thinking about renaming this week as “Top Ten Tuesday,” but eventually I settled on five that really grabbed my attention and had me fanning myself as I watched. Enjoy!
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Vai is the type of girl who makes me wish I wasn’t old and married. I mean, my tastes trend toward women in business suits at this point in my life, but every once in a while I see a girl who reminds me of the dykes I chased after in my youth…
This is the first solo video we’ve got from Pink and White Productions and I’m happy to report that it’s smokin’ hot just like the rest of their pornos! If you think solo flicks are boring, you need to watch this one and reconsider your position. Vai doesn’t hold back as she puts on a blindfold, breaks out a belt and fucks herself silly while wearing black gloves! Her face goes red as she convulses and comes in this amazing masturbation clip. There’s no doubt that this is one girl who knows what she wants and how to get it.
If you like Vai, and I don’t see how you couldn’t, make sure to check her out in her other CrashPad appearances with Dallas and Jiz Lee!
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by: J.D. on April 15th, 2009
Happy Humpday! Today in a extra special Humpday, because if you live in the states, your taxes are done and filed. WooHoo! This date, April 15th, has always left a bitter taste in American’s mouths as being that craptastic day where whether you get or you owe, you still have to go through all that stress. Luckily everything is computerized these days and we don’t have to wait in those crazy post office lines anymore. And now that it’s over and done with for a whole year, we can sit back, relax and celebrate Humpday like it was meant to be celebrated! With Link Love, of course!
Let’s get to it!
- Babeland is getting in the tax day spirit by offering two awesome ways to celebrate. The first 100 people that come in (or online) and say they filed their tax returns will get a free Gold Digger Jr. vibe! Also, Babeland says “no taxation without stimulation!” and is dropping all sales tax on instore and online purchases (online coupon code is: notax)! Thanks Babeland, for helping this day get even better!
- Before there is anymore WTFing about the picture above, those boobs are, in fact, filled with milk. Yep, the it’s latest design in milk containers. Not sure if it will catch on or not, but I can’t say I wouldn’t be a little more excited to have my morning Cheerios. While I don’t love them as much as these boobs, when it comes to functional boob’s jobs, the milk boob is a total step in the ironically right direction. (via Jezebel)
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Written by: J.D. on April 1st, 2009
Happy Humpday, Fool! Today is April Fool’s Day, and I want to be crafty so badly and think of a good joke, but in fact, I am actually writing this on the last day of March and am uninspired to joke. Sorry guys. I guess it’s the perils of being able to schedule posts. Anyway, like I said, it’s Humpday and though it’s a sort-of holiday, it is still mid-week and I’ve been busy searching high and low for the best sex news out there to get you guys through til the weekend. So let’s get to it!
- Jiz Lee let us behind the scenes of her latest CrashPad shoot with Dylan Ryan where busts out her super secret magic wand, the Njoy Eleven! Nearly 3 pounds of stainless steel awesomeness – I think I’d be pretty freakin’ shocked too!
- I love me some Y.A. novels (young adult) and just found this awesome one, thanks to erotica queen Rachel Kramer Bussel! You have no idea how much willpower I am using not to just buy it right now!
- A new survey is being done to look at the real experiences of female sex workers. If you are female identified and do sex work, check it out. It’s for the good of the community. (via GoodVibes)
- “Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There.“ Yep, this is why I love The Onion so much.
- And speaking of a little word play, Em & Lo found a much better expression for the sexual act involving a penis and boobs. Finally, death to the tittie fuck!
- Oh man, this makes me mad! Masturbation and watching pornography are totally healthy sexual expressions. Even if you are married. Repeat after me: totally normal! Arg. Stupid sensationalized MTV…
- My my, Lincoln, you’ve never looked so… naked. And in the middle of a blow job! Artist Justine Lai created a whole series of painting depicting her in the throes of sexin’ with U.S. presidents. Totally neat, but I wish Justine would have labeled the presidents on her site… all of the old guys kinda look alike… guess I should have paid more attention during my poli sci classes, huh? (via TheFrisky)
- NoFauxxx’s new movie “Roulette” looks super hot. Check out the trailer!
- Can we blame our culture for screwing up our sex lives?
- The GAYVN Awards were this weekend and two of our favorite movies came out on top! Rascal Video’s Excess and Paging Dr. Finger from Hot House Video. Great job guys, can’t wait to see more of you… literally. And for the whole list of winners.
- Twitter is finally there. Ready to add “tweet” to my list of frequently used verbs.
And speaking of Twitter, we are obviously on it! And since we won’t be in the office for the next few days and our posts will be limited, be sure to check out our live tweeting!
Hope that gets you through!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on March 31st, 2009
Not all pornos are created equal. When it comes to girl on girl action especially, the category runs from long fingernailed straighties delicately touching their bored counterparts to super hot dykes fucking like there’s no tomorrow. Basically, there is a huge variance. And it gets even trickier to navigate when you throw in plot, dialogue and the need for a few acting skills. I know, we ask for a lot, but sometimes you just need that little extra added umph to bring a porno up to par. Unforunately, for the most part, porn stars are not great actors. Don’t get me wrong, they excel at their jobs, it’s just when it comes to the acting part, they’re not always Meryl Streeps and Robert DeNiros. Sure, they don’t need to be, but sometimes a little quality acting takes a porno for fair to fantastic. This week’s top five movies focus in on those hot lesbian movies that go the extra mile with awesome acting and hot, hot sex. That’s right, we’ve got us some lesbian thespians!
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Tail Of A Bondage Model: While I’m not usually into fetish really, I pretty much love anything Madison Young puts out. And this rope bound romp not only brings on the kink and lots of it, we get a whole host of spoken word and visual art along with actual acting. I love when Gauge (Jiz Lee) makes Madison pay for all the pain she’s caused in their relationship. It’s got love, revenge and emotions that make me feel like Gauge is really hurting. All the elements of the perfect porn scene! |
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First Dates: Whether it’s Kimberly Kane pretending to be a vegan or April Flores pissing outdoors, this movie is all about the dialogue and acting to make it work just right. Seriously, the sex is better in all three scenes because of the storyline. And, of course, the story is better because of the sex! They play off each other perfectly and make this movie one of my favorite smutty flicks. Recommendations for all! |
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Nina Loves Girls: Nina loves girls, and we love both girls and Nina, so clearly this is a win-win movie for us! The difference with this video is that Nina Hartley isn’t actually acting, she’s naturally this hot, kinky, fun! All four scenes are packed full of awesome acting, super hot sex and Nina, Nina, Nina! |
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Safe Is Desire: Alright, I’ll admit it, this movie is totally ’90s and it kind of watches like a safer sex ed video. But that’s what makes it so good, I promise! Allie and Dion keep it hot and safe, which in turn kicks up the sex appeal even more. Prepare yourself for dated outfits and frank discussions about HIV/AIDS, but don’t pass this one by! |
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Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls: A radical dyke raunchfest in the desert – does it get hotter than that? Surgeon takes advantage of green-haired London’s sexy submissive ways and gets her going all over the sandy terrain. Not a ton of talking, but they make me believe ever second of it. If you like rough and tumble lezzie action, look no further. |
Lights! Camera! Action!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on March 25th, 2009
Happy Humpday! It’s that time again… mid-week, where the days seem to get longer and longer. Today has been pretty awesome already though (well, for me at least) and I thought I’d share the Wednesday lurve with an extra long edition of Link Love! We have a lot to link, so let’s get to it!
- As if drinking the beer wasn’t a prize in itself, Aussie beer company Skinny Blonde has created labels that strip their mascot of her bikini as you empty the bottle. And the winner for best marketing team goes to… (via Heartless Doll)
- In helping UC Davis student Amethyst Wang with her paper on Asian Americans/Hapas* in porn, queer smut hottie Jiz Lee, one of the few hapa identified people in the industry, gave her a thought-provoking, personal interview. Thanks for reposting the link, Jez!
* Hapa is a Hawaiian term used to describe a person of mixed Asian or Pacific Islander racial/ethnic heritage (thanks wiki).
- Sure you look at the expiration date (at least I hope you do), but do you know where your condom is made? The real question though, is does it matter? (via TheFrisky)
- Can Google Maps see a giant cock from space? Not sure, but a helicopter sure did. (via World Sex News)
- How far is too far with the “bush” references? Are we ok with our bodies being likened to shrubs? Bust wants to know.
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