Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  We are back with another magical Humpday treat!  If I actually sat down and did the math, I bet I could tell you exactly how many Link Loves I’ve shot on your face.  Let’s see, I’ve been doing this for about 4 and a half years, with 52 weeks a year… bring out the calculator… hmmm, it looks I’ve brought you about 230 Humpday Link Loves!  Pretty nutty bananas, wouldn’t you say?  I guess there is no real reason to count them, other than to let you all know that we love bringing you the dirtiest news.  You can tell by the sheer numbers.  Anyway, enough babble – let’s get to it!

- Japanese mouth exerciser, or human blow up doll costume?  You decide.

- Remember back in November when there was all that hoopla about Sasha Grey reading to elementary school students?  Well, it’s back in the news again.  Apparently porn studio Assence Films is releasing a scene featuring the now-retired star in their “Anal Artists” video this week, and in support of Sasha’s past efforts to get children to read, they tried to donate a portion of the film’s proceeds to National Education Association’s Read Across America program. Yeah, that didn’t go over too well… (via Jezebel)

-  Jiz Lee wrote an amazing article about coming out as a porn star.  A fantastic and powerful ‘behind-the-scenes’ look at their experiences, as well as a call out for others’ stories.

- Speaking of queer porn stars, a whole host of them headed down to Vegas for the AVNs, since QueerPorn.TV was nominated for Best Alternative Website.  The SF Bay Guardian spent a little time hanging out with them and reported back.

- Sex advice from Women’s Studies Professors, which I think is particularly hilarious as a person with a Women’s Studies degree.

- Lost in translation is one of my favorite games!

- Joanna Angel went to the Superbowl, which I think it’s kinda awesome.  I love that she has a picture with Joe Montana.

-  Ms. Naughty finds out how people really feel about music in porn.

Hopes this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Since I already reviewed two movies featuring Lily LaBeau this week, I figured I’d make it a three-fer and go for one more flick with her involved.  This time it’s an all-girl (and one genderqueer hottie – Jiz Lee!) fuckfest from Burning Angel Entertainment, the awesome alt porn studio of your dreams.  Each of the five scenes is its own little vignette, giving us a fun little taste of “plot” before (muff) diving right into the dirty action.  This is extra exciting, because Burning Angel always offers up silly/sexy plots that get me ready for the smut.

Kicking it off for us is Eden Von Sleaze and Sinn Sage.  They don’t even bother with much of a story, other than Sinn on the phone, ending things with her boyfriend because she is a lesbian, before yanking their clothes off and getting their fuck on.  They rub up on each other and get a little extra dirty with smacking, hair pulling and foot rubbing tit action.  Pretty hot!

Soon after we get Kelly Chaos and Jiz Lee smutting up the screen.  Jiz is a super hot, shaved-headed bartender who asks the bar’s waitress Kelly to grab a drink after work.  Too bad director Joanna Angel and her gentleman friend (who I believe is Brain Street Team) are spending all night chatting away at their table, keeping Jiz and Kelly stuck at work.  They ditch the check, which means Kelly has no $ to go out for a drink, so Jiz suggests they just stay there anyway.  And Jiz is so freaking hot in their white shirt and black tie, how could anyone say no to that?  Good thing Kelly doesn’t, because we get to watch them make out right on the table.  Jiz has Kelly’s clothes off in record time, while she pulls off Jiz’s shirt, but leaves their tie on.  HOT!  I love that the tie stays on the whole scene – even as Jiz cums all over the floor. Yum.  In fact, it’s so fantastic that I just needed to show you a clip.

I was right, wasn’t I?

Finally we get to Lily LaBeau in scene three.  This time Lily is paired with super cutie tattooed gal, Ladie Lane.  These double “L” ladies giggle while reading a dirty book together and get so turned on that they just HAVE to fuck each other.  How awesome that they decide what to do from reading a book!  The sex is pretty awesome too, with lots of kissing, licking and grinding atop a zebra print bed spread.  I will say that it’s kinda cool that Lily LaBeau looks totally different in every movie I’ve watched this week – with her looking a little more punky in this movie.  It goes well with the Burning Angel theme.

I won’t go through each and every scene this movie has to offer, but just know they are just as rad.  If you are looking for super sexy all-girl (and Jiz) action, definitely check this out!

Watch “Eat Me Out” Now!

Last night we joined up with Sinclair Sexsmith and hosted one hell of an amazing #PornParty!  After offering up free minutes to anyone who wanted to watch along, we hunkered down, each at our own computers, and turned on Anna Devia’s Alpha Femmes at all at the same time.

Not only did a bunch of folks tune in to watch, but lots of people live tweeted the mass porno viewing as well!  PLUS we had Director Anna Devia and a few of the movie’s stars (including Akira Raine and Cadence St. John) tweeting along and giving behind-the-scenes info.  What fun, right?

While the whole thing was seriously fun (I guess I can’t really complain about taking work home, right?), I wanted to highlight some of my favorite tweets of the night.

In no particular order:

Pretty hilarious, right?  Definitely take a look at the movie to see what we were all talking about.

Thanks again to Sinclair Sexsmith and Anna Devia for making this as awesome as possible.  We can’t wait til next time!  Any movie suggestions?

xoxo
-JD

Who’s ready to party!?!  That’s right, the night is finally here – Sinclair Sexsmith (@mrsexsmith) and HotMoviesForHer.com (@hotmovies4her) are hosting #PornParty… and you are totally invited!

Tonight at 9pm EST/6pm PST, join in the hot queer porn fun as we all take to HotMoviesForHer.com and watch Anna Devia’s Alpha Femmes, all the while tweeting together about the movie under the hashtag #pornparty.

Best part?  We are offering up Alpha Femmes for FREE!  All you need to do is set up an account at HotMoviesForHer.com (you will need a credit card for age verification, we won’t charge it) and use the offer code ‘AlphaFemmes’ for 90 FREE minutes.

Again, that offer code is ‘AlphaFemmes’

If you already have an account, when you login in, there will be a space to put in an offer code to add the minutes to your account.

*If it’s not clear, you watch from wherever you are and tune into twitter to join the party.  There is no physical porn party happening.  It’s all digital!

As well, director Anna Devia (@AnnaDevia) will be live tweeting along with us, giving behind-the-scenes info on the movie and generally being a porno badass.  And who knows which of Alpha Femme’s delicious stars may stop by?  I guess you’ll have to join in to find out!

AND Anna Devia is giving away 5 copies of her signed DVD (signed by Syd Blakovich and Akira Raine) to folks who follow her… announced as soon as we hit play, so follow away!

And just because they are awesome you should totally follow all of the awesome stars of this film @fatty_d, @sydblakovich, @jizlee, @playwithpuck, @girlvert, @sarahleesinful, @akiraraine, @cadencestjohn!  Because who doesn’t love queer porn?!?

Who’s ready??  We Are!

Hope to see you there!

xoxo
-JD

Sinclair Sexsmith is back with another awesome Porn Party – and HotMoviesForHer is hosting!

Join in the sexy fun as a bunch of porn-lovin’ twitter folks all take to the internet at the same time and watch the same porno movie on HotMoviesForHer while tweeting about it with others using the hashtag #pornparty.

We get this party started on Monday, January 16th at 9pm EST/6pm PST!

And the best part is… you’ll be able to watch on HotMoviesForHer.com for FREE!!!  That’s right, HM4Her will offer up a special offer code (TBA) on the day of the event that will give each viewer who uses it 90 free minutes to watch our specific choice.

Sounds pretty awesome, huh?  Not only will there commentary and discussion going on, director Anna Devia will be joining in with special behind-the-scenes info and more.  We may even get a few of the film’s stars to come along for the ride.

So, what’s the movie…?

Alpha Femmes by Anna Devia!  An amazing queer flick featuring all the hotness of Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Puck Goodfellow, Akira Raine, Sarah Lee Sinful, Ashley Blue, April Flores and Cadence St. John.

Take a looksie at the boxcover description:

Anna Devia brings her latex-clad fetish femmes to life in her stunning, directorial debut, entitled “Alpha femmes”. Starring April Flores, Ashley Blue, Akira Raine, & Sarah Lee Sinful as the beautifully brutal Alpha Femmes, along with Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Puck Goodfellow, and Cadence St. John as their submissive counterparts. Featuring 4 kinky & queer vignettes, including…

Relentless Mistress Akira with Puck Goodfellow as her boot-worshipping, foot fetish subboi…

Smoldering hot Sarah Lee’s smoking & shaving fetish scene with Cadence St. John…

LA’s anal superstar Ashley Blue & SF’s badass Syd Blakovich in a steamy dildo-gagged anal facefuck…

…and BBW goddess April Flores, with Jiz Lee as her exotic pet in this exquisitely erotic saki-fueled scene, set against the backdrop of a rainy Japanese garden.

And check out my own review as well!

Again, here are the details:

Alpha Femmes #pornparty on Twitter
Monday, January 16th, 9pm EST/6pm PST
FREE code will be announced earlier in the day.
Hosted by Sinclair Sexsmith and HotMoviesForHer.com

We can’t wait to see you there!

xoxo
-JD

Well, it’s that time again – the end of the year.  Can you believe 2011 is already coming to a close?  It’s been a bust last twelves months here at HM4Her, with lots of changes, including a farewell from The Porn Librarian and welcoming Ginger Leigh into the fold.  We’ve also reviewed a ton of movies and toys this year, as well as juggling all the fun of traveling for work and managing the craziness of our own personal lives.  So to do it up right, here is a very special round up, featuring the top five movies we’ve each reviewed this year, along with our top five toys/life/whatever picks.  Let’s get to it!

First up is Ginger Leigh!

Top Five Movies:

Bobbi’s World - I am so feeling Bobbi Starr‘s movies.  They are shot from her POV and from the outside of the action.  I’d say she took a page out of Belladonna’s book, but absolutely brings her own brand of hotness. Plus, the scene starring Bobbi and Kim Kane make me wish I was a curling iron.  Just sayin’.

The Return Of The Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls – This was one of those pornos that I watched with my jaw gently resting on my keyboard.  It is seriously hot all the way around.  Director Maria Beatty is at the top of my list when it comes to superb feminist smut.  I love it.  All of it. The chemistry between performers in this movie is out of this world and I’m so very thankful that it exists.

Belladonna: Manhandled 4 – Belladonna can do no wrong. Any of her movies could easily fit into this list.  I think what makes this one so special is the opening scene with Bella herself and Ramone Nomar.  He roughs her up right and the sound of his voice totally makes me swoon.  Or perhaps it’s that dark hallway scene starring James Deen.  Orrr maybe it’s the way Mr. Pete mixes merciless slaps with sweet kisses. Or maybe it’s…

No Fauxxx: Jiz Lee – I believe quoting the last paragraph of my review will suffice here. “Director Courtney Trouble reigns supreme when it comes to queer porn and giving the big middle finger to gender rules and boundaries.  If this sounds like your kind of jam, you should watch No Fauxxx: Jiz Lee.  It’s Jiz fucking Lee masturbating in a public restroom.  What the hell else do you want?”

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind – J.D. and reviewed this movie scene by scene.  It is amazingly dirty, but sex positive and awesome.  Adrianna Nicole loves it rough and knows how to communicate what she likes… a girl after my own heart.  Thank you, Tristan Taormino, for making great porn.

Top Five Toys/Life/Whatever:

Working for HotMoviesForHer – I started writing for HotMoviesForHer in February of 2011.  It has been one of the best work experiences ever.  I love working for a sex positive porn site for women.  I get to spread the good word on porno to women everywhere, but on personal level I find it pretty damn empowering.  Also, I get to work with J.D. everyday.  I’m really lucky to have such an amazing co-worker and friend.

The RodeoH – Hands down, the most comfortable harness I have ever slipped over my cheeks!  The RodeoH is a brief that also acts as a strap-on harness.  It looks sexy and feels great on.  Excluding super heavy dildos, it is top notch in function.

Danny Wylde’s Bieber Funded Wishlist: It is no secret that I am a big fan of Danny Wylde.  Earlier this year, I stumbled across his Bieber Wish List on his blog.  Long story short, if you purchased an item for him on his Amazon Wish List you got a video of Danny dressed as Justin Bieber, singing and jacking off.  Sold!  He was super nice and the video was hysterical… and hot.  His blog isn’t all about pop stars and masturbation.  He has some great incite on the industry and life in general.  You should check it out.

Burlesque- No, not the Christina Aguilara/ Cher movie… ick.  I’m talking about performing.  While performing is always one of the biggest loves in my life, this year (for reasons i’m not going to get into) I realized just how much I love it and how very alive I am when I am on stage.  It has been a great year for the show as a whole, but personally I have grown and it feels pretty damn good.

The Mayer Hawthorne Concert-   Life.  Changing.  Show.  Mayer’s concert rocked my soul the core.  He sounded even better live than recorded AND I got to meet him after the show! He was a super nice dude and I will never ever forget it.  This was definitely one of the biggest highlights of my year.

Next Up is J.D. Bauchery!

Top Five Movies:

Artcore – Not only does director Carlos Batts offer up the amazing hotness that is a Courtney Trouble / Kelly Shibari / April Flores (his wife!) masturbation three-way, we also get April and Drew Deveaux bangin’ a little while later. Seriously, does the man sneak into my fantasies and bring them to the porno screen? Because I can’t think of combos I’d like to watch more.

The Female Voyeur – I was looking forward to this Petra Joy movie since I had heard about it, which was way before we got it on the site. Joy’s amazing feminist porn always offers up deliciously strong, sexually charged ladies in her flicks and this newest movie does not disappoint.

Belladonna’s Spontaneass (Disc 1):She really did try to stay away, but alas, you invite people to come do a blowjob movie, and you are Belladonna, you WILL get involved. This amazing orgy movie is called Spontaneass because that’s just what it was, a totally spontaneous fuckfest that spawned out of Bella filming an innocent blowjob movie while on hiatus from porno. Thank Goodness that she couldn’t help herself because this is one of the HOTTEST movies of the year. Trust me.

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Female Orgasms-Tristan Taormino can do no wrong in my mind. Seriously, this woman is the epitome of sexy sex educator, bringing the knowledge of instructional porn into the heat of super hot high quality porn. There aren’t too many directors I would trust with truly representing female orgasms, but Tristan gets my two thumbs up. Not to mention performers Dylan Ryan, Jiz Lee, Adrianna Nicole, James Deen, Madison Young are more.

Queer Porn TV: James Darling + Wolf Hudson Part One – Wolf Hudson and James Darling go at it in a bathtub in one of the queerest romps I’ve ever encountered. What I wrote in the review sums the whole thing up, I think: “James Darling sucks cock like a serious champ. He doesn’t just like it – he LIVES for it. I’ve never seen someone’s eyes roll back in pleasure quite like this; especially as a giver and not a receiver. You can totally tell that Darling is getting off himself as he goes to town on Wolf’s rock hard dick. Truly a treat to watch.” YUM.

Top Five Toys/Life/Whatever:

Jackhammer Jesus – This blasphemously awesome dildo came to me from Divine Interventions to review right as Easter rolled around, making my holiday one to remember. I mean really, who doesn’t love a huge silicone cock with a rendering of Jesus on the cross molded onto it? I know this Jew found it mighty amazing… and so did my pussy.

Meeting My Man – Back in March of this year, I was out at a local queer artist showcase event when I ran into this guy I’ve known for about 10 years as an acquaintance. One thing lead to another and we ended up staying out til 4 in the morning and smooching in the first stirrings of daylight. Fast forward to present, when this amazing man and I just moved in together and are creating a home and family of animal offspring. I am so lucky to have met such an amazing queer fellow who is just as pervy and ridiculous as I am, and I am grateful every day.

Tristan Butt Plug: Anal queen/ sex educator Tristan Taormino developed a signature butt plug for silicone toy makers Vixen Creations. I’m pretty sure there is nothing I would trust more going up my butt.

ScrewSmart – The adult sex education collaborative I co-run with two amazing women is just entering it’s second year, and we could not be happier about the work we’ve been doing. Not only are we offering workshops, but we’ve been performing regularly and even taught and performed up in Canada this year, making us international adventurers!

Meeting and Interviewing Buck Angel - Earlier in the year, I had the great pleasure of meeting and interviewing the fantastic Buck Angel, the man with a pussy. Along with being a pioneer in the trans porn industry, Buck is an educator, activist and all around awesome guy. It was a dream come true!

Have a very happy new year!

Love,
Ginger and J.D.

What do our favorite porn performers think about the industry? Inquiring minds want to know! Well, we asked and they answered! Welcome to our latest editor’s spotlight column, where we ask a bunch of stars the same question and see what kind of awesome answers grace our inbox.

And as we are going overboard with the holiday cheer, this month we asked:

What special holiday traditions are
you looking forward to the most?

“This is the first Christmas w/o my Dad, who died at age 95 1/2 this past January, so we’re looking forward to a large gathering on the 25th. The tradition is for baking Stollen, a German Christmas bread that we have at brunch. We make the dough the night before and let it rise overnight. Then we get up early and bake the loaves, to go along with the rest of the brunch: scrambled eggs w/mushrooms and herbs, fruit cup, hot chocolate and really good coffee. This year we’re expecting  at least fifteen people for brunch, perhaps a few more, if a couple of cousins can make it. It’s going to be a very nice day.” – Nina Hartley

“Every Holiday season I enjoy ‘Peacock Lane’, which is a tour of house that have gone all out for the holiday season with decorations and lights.  Plus every Christmas Eve, my chosen family and I get all dolled in an evening gown, enjoy an elegant dinner, and go to ‘The Nutcracker’.  We end the night with opening one present and having egg nog cocktails or hot toddies.” – Sophia St. James

“Living in San Francisco, our holidays are in the Summer (Pride and Folsom Street Fair).  A recent midwinter tradition, and it’s Santa focused, is going to Marlena’s bar in Hayes Valley, near Civic Center in SF.  Marlena is one of the, how do you say this politely… senior Drag Queen’s in the area.  She decorates the bar in December with countless Santa dolls and ornaments.  And by countless, I mean it.  The bar tender last week said they added 300 more this year and I have no idea where they can put more.  But it always gets me in the Christmas spirit.” - Ian Sparks

“The annual Angel’s Christmas party for the kids in my pueblo in Mexico! This year we have 80 kids coming to the party. It makes me so happy to be able to give them something to remember every year. I am a very fortunate person and to be able to share and see the joy, well I cannot put in words. This year we have Santa, a clown and an elf. Happy Holidays to everyone and I hope the New Year brings you amazing happiness.” – Buck Angel

“Playing the Beatles Monopoly Game with some of my family. Instead of money, the banker deals Love; instead of properties, there are concerts; and the playing pieces are things like Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. When I play, I am the Walrus, coocoo ca choo!” – Jiz Lee

“Sweet potato curry latkes, Channukah stockings (filled by Channukah Goblins), decorating our holiday shrubbery and seeing a new movie on Christmas day while everyone else is opening presents!” - Shanna Katz

“The tradition I’m looking forward to most is simple: time set aside to visit my family. I can’t make any excuses because no one shoots porn on Christmas. I miss my family and really just want to spend some time with them.” – Danny Wylde

“I look forward to enjoying a quiet, reflective solstice and spending time with my family over Christmas.” – Tobi Hill-Meyer

“The special holiday traditions are I am looking forward to the most are spending time with my family, decorating, and most of all giving gifts. I try to be a thoughtful gift giver, and my favorite part of gift giving is watching the recipient open it. I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season and amazing 2012.” – April Flores


“Being with super fun cousins – lots of them! – for a couple of days…lots of laughter, great food, and all around silliness. What a great departure from all the stuff we have to deal with in our regular work-a-day lives!” – Candida Royalle

And to bring it home:

“My partner and I just moved in together and we are excited to create a whole new set of holiday traditions just for us, including the most important of all – Christmas Sex, complete with x-mas slow jams and themed outfits.  Oh yeah, we are keeping the birth of Christ classy!” – JD

“Since moving to Philadelphia from Florida, my boyfriend and I have started the tradition of spending Christmas day in our pajamas.  While we love and miss our families, spending Christmas day in the comfiest way possible is awesome!  We take it slow, make lots of food and just enjoy each other all day long.  Best tradition EVER!” – Ginger

xoxo-
JD and Ginger Leigh

Earlier today, I was scrolling through our Twitter feed, seeing what I missed while I was at lunch, when I came across this tweet from Courtney Trouble…

So, of course I had to check it out – who wouldn’t?  And what do I see?

Holy yum, right?  I need one in my life – right now!  I mean, my partner is from Texas… it just makes sense.  Anyway, so why am I posting this?  Well, because I decided that I needed to see what else Project Transaction had to offer.

You know what else they had to offer?  Jiz Fucking Lee!

Oh, that’s not hot enough for you?  Try this…

I know, I’m fanning myself right now too.  I love that I don’t even have to be doing anything porn related to have something porn related become involved.  I guess that’s just what happens when you eat, sleep and breathe porn/sex in some form, right?

Anyway, I was just excited about it and I needed to share.  I hope you understand.  And by the looks of those pictures, how couldn’t you?

xoxo
-JD

Every once in a while I take a looksie at the list of Top Five Tuesdays we’ve done in the past (we’ve done 169 in total!) and can’t believe that we haven’t yet captured our five favorites of certain genres or stars.  This is what happened when I caught a glimpse of Adrianna Nicole in a movie I was watching and was reminded of how much we like her.  While I was totally shocked that we hadn’t top fived her yet, I was actually kind of grateful we hadn’t because it meant that I could do it now! So without further babbling, here is our top five Adrianna Nicole movies!

River Rock Women’s Prison – When the ladies of Triangle Films first decided to shoot a feature film, they made two fantastic choices.  First, for the movie to be prison-themed, and second for casting Adrianna Nicole as a bad-ass corrections officer.  Not only does she rock that role so well, she fucks like the total champ she is and brings even more awesomeness to the mix.  A woman in uniform – yum.

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind: - Just when I thought Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex series couldn’t get any better, Taormino goes and creates an entire movie around Adrianna Nicole’s own personal fantasies.  Serious, Tristan, are you purposely making sure I don’t get anything else done at work?  Mega bonus is scene 1 with Jiz Lee.

Adrianna Nicole – Cheerleader CBT: – I’ll be the first person to admit that CBT, or Cock and Ball Torture, is not on my roster of sexy favorites, but I can definitely respect the variety of ways that folks get off – and that they would want Adrianna Nicole to be administering the hotness.  Especially in a cheerleader uniform.  Like I said before – yum.

All Girl Fight Club: – I sure do love me some Ultimate Surrender wrestling, which is what we get in this super hot compilation.  Scene two is Adrianna and Syd Blakovich (sporting some weird Russian accent?), hitting the mat with a whole lot of force and swagger.  How could we not love that?  It’s an added plus that Syd is a MMA fighter in real life.  Swoon.

Midori’s Expert Guide To Sensual Bondage: – Of course I had to add in a little instructional lovin’.  I am a sex educator after all.  Sexy expert Midori offers up an amazing how-to on bringing sensual bondage into your love life, bringing on Adrianna Nicole as her delicious demo buddy. Thanks for takin’ one for the educational team, Adrianna!

This was a hard list to make, since we have more than 300 videos featuring Adrianna! Whew!

xoxo
-JD

Happy 11-11-11!  I don’t know if there is really any significance to today’s date other than it just being awesome (and, of course, that it’s Veteran’s Day), but since it is,  we thought we’d celebrate with lists of our favorite 11 porns and performers!  Because why not use it as an excuse to talk about stuff we like?

First up, JD’s Top 11 Picks!

Next, we’ve got Ginger Leigh’s!

Happy 11-11-11 and have a great weekend.

xoxo
JD & Ginger