Killer Kleavage from Outer Space marks the one hundredth-ish directorial offering from punk rock porn queen Joanna Angel. Starring Jessie Lee and Veronica Rose, as well as several of Joanna’s Burning Angels and five of our favorite studs, Killer Kleavage is a candy colored shout out to the campy sci-fi, B-movies that were watched in drive-in theaters of days gone by. The Star Wars style text scroll that opens the flick explains its farcical premise; the inhabitants of the all-female Planet Areola must travel to Earth to find the “perfect penis”, or else face extinction. Experimentation with an imperfect penis will cause the penis’ owner to be killed with deadly tit lasers. With the failure of Veronica Rose and Vyxen Steel to complete their mission, Jessie Lee is sent Earth to replace them because, well… she really likes cock.
Scene one opens with the original song “A Lay Un” from Angel’s band Joanna and the Gigolos, and Areolite leader Captain Sheridan Love sending a spunky, ditzy, and totally horny Jessie Lee on her mission to Earth. Jessie stops fellow alien Veronica Rose from entering the bar where Seth Gamble and his supposedly perfect penis work. The segments of plot in this flick are just enough to keep the action moving, but short enough that script’s self assuredly cheesy dialogue doesn’t wear out its welcome. Seth tells Jessie to “take a seat” and she gleefully responds, “how nice!” and picks up a barstool. The majority of the film’s humor rests on miscommunications between the alien and human life forms, as well as the bumbling cockiness of the guys who may or may not have perfect penises. Oh yeah, and they say the word “penis” a lot.
Anyway, on to the fucking! Jessie and Seth are the first up with a pretty standard boy-girl scene in a dive bar. The camera is never really close enough that Seth is out of the frame, which I appreciated. I prefer porn that shows both performers as they fuck; call me an old romantic, but I want to be able to see how they interact as a whole, and I really liked being able to see that they were actually looking into each others’ eyes while Seth nailed Jessie’s pussy. And boy does Jessie look great! She’s so deliciously curvy, and her little space dress is designed so that her killer kleavage spills out. Overall, however; I wasn’t super impressed with this scene. It was hot and would certainly get me off, but overall I like something with a little… extra.
Next up we travel back to Planet Areola for an other worldly lesbian tryst between Sheridan Love and Axis Evol, where we hear one of my favorite lines from the whole movie: “I wouldn’t know a perfect penis if it hyper-accelerated up my ass.” Both of these tattooed ladies have fantastic, all natural curves, and they complement each other well. I loved the crappy green screen effects that sometime caused their tattoos and arms to discolor to a funny purple. It felt so genuine to the low-budget B-movies that Killer Kleavage pays homage to.
Scene three has Veronica Rose swiping through Tinder as she waits for a very confused Billy Bailey to show up at a bar. There’s even a cameo from Joanna Angel herself as an annoyed waitress (I hope Veronica leaves a huge tip; after all, she never buys anything, and then fucks Billy right there in a booth before murdering him with her tit-lasers). Veronica is the stand out comedienne of Killer Kleavage; her timing is spot on, and she has so many adorable miscommunications with humans. Not only that, but her scene with Bill is super hot! He seems over the moon at getting to play with her and her all natural curves. He hungrily eats her ass and rubs her clit before fucking her with his, sadly, imperfect penis. Despite his imperfection, Veronica cums several times before getting his (ehhh… lackluster?) cumshot to the face.
Scene four finds FBI agents Michael Vegas and Mr. Pete engaged in a highly energetic poolside foursome with Veronica and Vyxen Steel. I always get excited to see Vegas in action; his mop of blond curls, new funny moustache, and sensitive demeanor is a refreshing change from the usual boys of porn. Mr. Pete is a consummate professional, as always. The lovely tattooed alien ladies really shine when put in a group setting, but Vyxen steals the show when she squirts all over Michael and gets DP’d later on.
The real stand out moment in the fifth scene of Killer Kleavage, where Jessie Lee finally finds the perfect penis, belongs to none other than Tommy Pistol. Tommy is hilarious as a tin foil hat/underwear wearing, ET believing nut job who still lives with his exasperated parents. After he accidentally beams Jessie into his bedroom, Tommy bashfully concedes that he does have a very nice cock and that Jessie may probe him if she wants. As they get down to the main event, Jessie and Tommy stay in character, but they never detract from the sexiness of the proceedings. Don’t miss the laugh-out-loud moment when Tommy explains condoms to Jessie. Tommy eats out and fingers Jessie for ages, which I always love to see in my pornos; I think blow jobs are neato and all, but the ratio of beej-to-pussy eating is hardly ever as egalitarian as I would like to see. Not the case here! Tommy goes all out, and Jessie seems to love every second of it. The PIV fucking lives up to the tone set by the foreplay, with Jessie appropriately flushed and displaying much more chemistry with Tommy and she did with Seth. It was during this scene that I finally had to pause the movie and excuse myself. My roommate (because now I watch porn with my roommates, apparently) groaned in disappointment, having fallen in love with Tommy Pistol over the previous fifteen minutes.
So would I recommend Killer Kleavage From Outer Space to the discerning horny lover of all things human and/or extraterrestrial? Abso-fucking-lutely! If you’re into curvalicious tattooed babes having a blast and a few laughs while they’re doing the dirty, Joanna Angel’s Killer Kleavage proves to be an “Out of This World” addition to her already impressive oeuvre.