It was all about viewers’ choice this weekend when the 5th F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) took the stage at eXXXotica L.A.! While the AVN’s are the Oscars of porn, it’s the F.A.M.E. awards that I think matter the most – I mean who knows what’s really hot in porn better than the fans? And without further delay, here’s the hotness!
I can’t decide whether I want to throw up on my shoes or sprout wings and fly… Jiz Lee, Courtney Trouble and I are running past the front entrance of the Palms Hotel and Casino, exactly three minutes late for the red carpet and the excitement is palpable. Tonight is such a big night and we have spent the last two hours gearing up for our shining moment. I’m wearing a sculptural black strapless mini dress and 6 inch heels, Jiz is in pinstripe pants and chaps and Courtney is looking fierce in a black striped dress with a gold bolero jacket and perfect make-up. And we match. Black and gold, all. Black because we are artists and gold because we are fucking stars. And yes, it’s worth cussing about because life at this moment is very, very good.
We make it to the line up inside a side room at The Palms and breathe a deep sigh of relief. In line is April Flores, looking outrageous in a pink latex confection. She hands me a bottle of snapple mixed with vodka and bless her, I take a swig to soothe my nerves. We made it – in more ways than one; to the venue, to the AVNs and to points in our careers that we each never fully allowed ourselves to dream of. When I did my first scene five years ago, I was just exploring a side of my sexuality and identity that was performative. I had no idea if people would like it. When Courtney started, she just wanted to make authentic and hot queer porn. And Jiz? Well she is just a badass, I guess we all are, we all have been and being here feels like a surreal moment of being cognizant of that.
In line, we are surrounded by other badasses. Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel crew are right behind us looking tattooed, fierce and sexy. Jenna Haze passes us in line and Belladonna and Bobbi Starr soon do the same. Up ahead is the press junket, a long line of camera flashbulbs and correspondents with microphones firing questions. We walk and pose, walk and pose and Jiz and Courtney flank me, two of the sexiest “shortys” I have ever had the pleasure of posing next to. This year the red carpet is running much more smoothly than years past, no one is fighting, a few attitudes are thrown around but hey, this is porn after all and attitudes often inform conceptualizations of sex appeal.
In addition to the quick walk, the lovely set-up and the different location, this year the AVNs have added a “Twitter Pit,” a group of Twitterers brought together for the sole purpose of tweeting about the event and hopefully getting it to trend on Twitter. In the pit are some of our queer porn loving buddies and high on the energy of the red carpet, we decide to pull a little stunt. Well, not so little actually; it is Jiz Lee’s strapped Outlaw cock and she unbuckles her chaps and I whip it out as we all pose for a few more pictures, introducing the AVN world and cyberspace to just how the Queer Porn Mafia does things. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed an Elegant Angel movie, so I sat down today with the intention of checking out what they’ve been up to. It turns out they’ve been busy making awesome porn – no big surprise there.
Anyways, I was really excited to check out Jenna Haze. I know she was named the AVN Performer of the Year in 2009, but sadly I haven’t seen much of her work. I can say that this will not be true in a few months, because I really dig this chick.
I fell in love with Haze in the third scene as soon as I heard this phrase come out of her pretty little mouth – “I was the nerdiest slut in school.” I’m a big fan of nerdy sluts, so I was immediately hooked. After a brief interview, we get a taste of what one could expect if they ever caught Jenna out dancing one night. I usually get pretty bored with these dancing montages, but I have to say she’s pretty freaking hot.
Six minutes later, just in case you want to get straight to the good stuff, we’re finally introduced to Randy Spears and neither of them waste much time getting to know each other. After the required BJ, they get down to it and let me tell you, this girl knows how to ride dick! I love Randy Spears, but he really just sat back and let her do all the work in this scene. I can’t say I blame him after watching her on video, I’m sure it’s even more impressive in person! After finishing with anal, she drops down and drains his balls (her words) in the grand finale of a fantastic scene!
I really loved this scene, but also recommend the first between Jenaveve Jolie and Marcos Banderas. They have great chemistry and it’s fantastic.
Glamour Girls really gave me what I’ve come to expect from this studio – great couples porn. It’s a little dirty, but in a wholesome date night sort of way! -The Porn Librarian
I’ll start with review off with an admission. Sometimes it’s difficult to watch these TV show porn spoofs. It’s not that they aren’t good, funny and hot… it’s just that some of them totally taint the shows that I spent my younger years loving. Like Bewitched. I watched Bewitched religiously when I was growing up. It was my favorite show on Nick At Nite and I must have seen every rerun of the series. That said – it was a lot harder to watch this spoof than one of a show that I had little interest in (like the Brady Bunch). I tried my best to shake all my warm memories of Samantha and Darren and get into the action that is most definitely Not Bewitched XXX.
Darren always told Samantha (played by Jenna Haze) that bad things would happen if she messed with magic in the house and boy was he right! It’s little Tabitha’s first birthday and while babysitting her, batty old Aunt Clara (the not so old Eva Angelina) casts a spell to turn Tabitha into an eighteen year old (Teagan)! Not only does Clara forget the counter spell, but now they all have a horny young woman on their hands! How will Sam and Darren get their daughter back to normal? And how will they host her birthday party, especially with Darren’s boss coming to the house. Thankfully with lots of hot XXX action and deep dicking, everything eventually turns out for the best. Phew. Oh, and Nina Hartley plays a very awesome – and very realistic to the show – Endora, Samantha’s blunt mother. Unfortunately we never get her naked, but still, I’m always glad to see the fabulous Miss Hartley.
Porn spoofs are kind of ridiculous. The sex is seriously stuck in wherever it lands, whether or not it has anything to do with anything. Sasha Grey turns up as a model for Darren’s ad agency and proceeds to fuck on his desk when Darren is away. Ron Jeremy pops up as Dr. Bombay, who comes to celebrate the birthday, yet returns to a desert orgy after the cake is cut. I might never understand what that had to do with, but hey, a room full of beautiful women fucking and sucking each other is nothing to turn your nose at.
Overall, I think I’d give this movie 3 out of 5 stars. It’s witty, true-enough to the sitcom and pretty hilarious at times, as well as pretty freaking hot to watch. I’m taking one star off for total randomness in regards to sex and one star off for the horrible pair of white platform boots that seem to have made it onto half the girls’ feet in the movie. Hey, I have standards.
Over the weekend Erotica LA hosted the 4th Annual F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) – the only porn awards show where the fans decide who wins. Pretty cool, huh? The fans not only get to pick the winners for each category, they actually get to nominate performers as well. Totally interactive and 100% fan faves, from favorite Anal Star to Dirtiest Girl in Porn! Even I voted… though I’m keeping tight lipped about who I picked (I will say that my favie director won, hand down! See, everyone loves her has much as we do!)
I wasn’t sure whether I should wait until tomorrow to post this gem on Mixtape Rewind, but I just couldn’t keep it in my pants. Good old musical theater… and you just gotta love that Jenna Haze!
Jenna Haze is a catholic schoolgirl with a perverted side and, hot damn, she wants to be punished! This AVN Award winner for Best Vignette as well as Best Oral Sex Scene will have you aching to confess your original sin. The first scene has Jenna caught in a chain spider-web and teased and tortured by two big cocked guys. They take their sweet ol’ time with dripping hot wax, pulling nipple tape off her with their teeth and, really best of all, lots of deep and forceful kissing. And she’s blindfolded for most of the scene. Moaning, groaning, finger-fucking, and a treat that got my boxer shorts drenched in pussy juice – the two guys spend a good amount of tease-time looking deep into each others the eyes, as if to say, ‘what can we do to make each other hot by getting her off.’ And that’s only the beginning! -I.M. Butch
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